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(USA Today)   Let's face it, staycations are so last year. How about a nakation instead?   (travel.usatoday.com) divider line 70
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2012-05-16 09:27:21 AM
Huh.
 
2012-05-16 09:37:39 AM
Let's see, 2/3 of americans are overweight or obese, nudist colonies generally consist of old, ugly people...

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2012-05-16 09:38:00 AM
www.threadbombing.com
 
2012-05-16 09:38:46 AM
**shakes tiny fist at bdub77**
 
2012-05-16 09:51:31 AM
cmunic8r99: **shakes tiny fist at bdub77**

Um, 21 seconds. Using the same exact picture. That's quite remarkable, really.
 
2012-05-16 09:53:19 AM
i5.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 09:53:46 AM
I would not find that less stressful.
 
2012-05-16 10:06:29 AM
If I went to one of these things, I could guarantee no one else would want to see me without copious amounts of eye bleach.
 
2012-05-16 10:17:07 AM
Grables'Daughter: cmunic8r99: **shakes tiny fist at bdub77**

Um, 21 seconds. Using the same exact picture. That's quite remarkable, really.


Maybe they should get married. But seriously, I had a naked super bowl like 2 years ago. It was pretty hot.
 
2012-05-16 10:26:43 AM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Grables'Daughter: cmunic8r99: **shakes tiny fist at bdub77**

Um, 21 seconds. Using the same exact picture. That's quite remarkable, really.

Maybe they should get married. But seriously, I had a naked super bowl like 2 years ago. It was pretty hot.


I didn't even know you played football.

What position?
 
2012-05-16 10:43:12 AM
Grables'Daughter: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Grables'Daughter: cmunic8r99: **shakes tiny fist at bdub77**

Um, 21 seconds. Using the same exact picture. That's quite remarkable, really.

Maybe they should get married. But seriously, I had a naked super bowl like 2 years ago. It was pretty hot.

I didn't even know you played football.

What position?


The cow in the reverse cowboy.
 
2012-05-16 12:52:36 PM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Grables'Daughter: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Grables'Daughter: cmunic8r99: **shakes tiny fist at bdub77**

Um, 21 seconds. Using the same exact picture. That's quite remarkable, really.

Maybe they should get married. But seriously, I had a naked super bowl like 2 years ago. It was pretty hot.

I didn't even know you played football.

What position?

The cow in the reverse cowboy.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-05-16 12:57:26 PM
Gaycation.
 
2012-05-16 12:58:46 PM
i.imgur.com

I must politely decline.
 
2012-05-16 12:59:35 PM
Hedonism 2 is real? I thought it was just a made up place.
 
2012-05-16 12:59:45 PM
I'm a contractor so for me it's more like a no-cation.
 
2012-05-16 12:59:46 PM
No thanks, I sweat into the couch too much as it is.
 
2012-05-16 01:00:15 PM
I've never been to a nudist colony, but there are public nude beaches in the Miami area. Believe me, you may see the occasional hottie, but most nudists will make you beg for eye bleach.
 
2012-05-16 01:02:39 PM
The wife and I went to a local nudist camp a few years ago for the "skinny dip world record." They did make the record, and it was a good time, thanks to the local news mentioning the event. It was about 50/50 of want/do not want.
 
2012-05-16 01:04:00 PM
Sticky Hands: No thanks, I sweat into the couch too much as it is.

That's why you're supposed to carry a towel around with you.

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-16 01:05:18 PM
I only get it up about once a month but I drop my cigar 3-4 times a day!
 
2012-05-16 01:05:37 PM
I'm annoyed that the article combines the Nudist Clubhouse information with Hedonism II information. The only thing the two have in common is the nudity, but otherwise they couldn't be more different....

sigh...

Anyway, my resort will have a booth at the Vegas convention. I was really tempted to take some time off and go, but maybe I'll wait until next year :)
 
2012-05-16 01:05:40 PM
It's Vegas, give me enough booze and I'll drop trow. Unfortunately, if I go in the pool I'll sink like a rock.
 
TWX
2012-05-16 01:06:55 PM
Grables'Daughter:
Um, 21 seconds ... That's quite remarkable, really.


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
 
2012-05-16 01:07:42 PM
There's a nudist colony near my home town that had hot springs. In high school we would sneak in and swim in the middle of the night. It was fun until the naked old guy would shoe up yelling that we were being too loud and chase us out for not paying.
 
2012-05-16 01:07:47 PM
What a job. To be a bartender at a nudist colony. You'd make a killing providing beer goggles. Just don't ask where the they keep the money. In fact, keep a running tally and have the hotel pay the bill
 
2012-05-16 01:08:31 PM
Wake me when we have vajayjaycations.
 
2012-05-16 01:10:55 PM
It's been said many times, but I'll say it again: The people who are most likely to go naked are the same people you are least likely to want to see naked.

/yay, posting in a Grables'Daughter thread
 
2012-05-16 01:11:57 PM
Grables'Daughter: I didn't even know you played football.

What position?


Tight End, of course!
 
2012-05-16 01:16:36 PM
Rufus Lee King: Hey, FARK administrative assholes, you removed my post of a detail from Raphael's "Stanza della Segnatura"?

F*ck you and your progeny.

I'm going to post it again.

Ban me, asswipes.

[uploads7.wikipaintings.org image 444x500]


Screencapped for post immortality.
 
2012-05-16 01:17:41 PM
I've been very tempted to walk naked in my backyard, but the fences are kinda low, and there is an apartment complex that can see pretty clearly into my yard. One of the immediate neighbors is kind of a MILF, but the other is very much do not want.

Then there's the whole thing about how most of my yard is garden beds with wood chip paths. Splinters in the feet suck.

Being naked outdoors is quite exhilarating though.

//Yes, TMI, I know.
 
2012-05-16 01:18:07 PM
Really hungry for some Jamacian Jerk Lasagna after seeing that pic
 
2012-05-16 01:19:44 PM
This thread is useless without slides of your vacation.

/my vacation? don't go there
 
2012-05-16 01:20:43 PM
tricycleracer: Rufus Lee King: Hey, FARK administrative assholes, you removed my post of a detail from Raphael's "Stanza della Segnatura"?

F*ck you and your progeny.

I'm going to post it again.

Ban me, asswipes.

[uploads7.wikipaintings.org image 444x500]

Screencapped for post immortality.


I did the same :D
 
2012-05-16 01:20:56 PM
Deucednuisance: Grables'Daughter: I didn't even know you played football.

What position?

Tight End, of course!


I hope your refering to this:

Link
 
2012-05-16 01:21:25 PM
Rufus Lee King: Hey, FARK administrative assholes, you removed my post of a detail from Raphael's "Stanza della Segnatura"?

F*ck you and your progeny.

I'm going to post it again.

Ban me, asswipes.

[uploads7.wikipaintings.org image 444x500]


i510.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 01:27:56 PM
meat0918: Being naked outdoors is quite exhilarating though.

This is why I dig camping, the fun of that feeling, all within the comfort of my tent.

/want to see my tent?
 
2012-05-16 01:47:37 PM
Go on...
 
2012-05-16 01:54:14 PM
Rufus Lee King: Hey, FARK administrative assholes, you removed my post of a detail from Raphael's "Stanza della Segnatura"?

F*ck you and your progeny.

I'm going to post it again.

Ban me, asswipes.

[uploads7.wikipaintings.org image 444x500]


Damn you! I work for John Ruskin!
 
2012-05-16 01:54:37 PM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Grables'Daughter: cmunic8r99: **shakes tiny fist at bdub77**

Um, 21 seconds. Using the same exact picture. That's quite remarkable, really.

Maybe they should get married. But seriously, I had a naked super bowl like 2 years ago. It was pretty hot.


and they're both in Raleigh... odd, no? evil twins, perhaps?
 
2012-05-16 01:54:40 PM
Deucednuisance: Grables'Daughter: I didn't even know you played football.

What position?

Tight End, of course!


Well, started as a tight end. After a few years, became a wide receiver.
 
2012-05-16 01:57:49 PM
I'm going on a nakation in July, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-05-16 01:58:18 PM
I have been to hedonism III - BYOP because it is a giant meat market, and most of whats on sale is sausage.
 
2012-05-16 02:02:50 PM
how about an weight loss-cation
 
2012-05-16 02:06:25 PM
Too bad these places follow the following rules:

1) Those who should go naked don't.
2) Those who should not go naked do.
 
2012-05-16 02:14:55 PM
Having played at several of these 'resorts' before, I see no problem with it...

/neither did the audience
// until I spun my Bass.
///but seriously, why spend thousands of dollars going to these places, when you can stay at home and have a nakastaycation!
//// like I do everyday. (slashies!)
 
2012-05-16 02:21:50 PM
Rufus Lee King: Hey, FARK administrative assholes, you removed my post of a detail from Raphael's "Stanza della Segnatura"?

F*ck you and your progeny.

I'm going to post it again.

Ban me, asswipes.

[uploads7.wikipaintings.org image 444x500]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-16 02:23:13 PM
The Billdozer: Really hungry for some Jamacian Jerk Lasagna after seeing that pic

But do you have your passport?

*golfclap
 
2012-05-16 02:24:09 PM
That's where Rick, who loves the wild women, the ripping, and the tearing, goes!
 
2012-05-16 02:25:42 PM
I just sent a note to my Warrior telling him that I've always wanted a wedding on the beach Betazoid style, so we'll be getting married at Jamaica's Hedonism II during their Nude Wedding week heeheehee

/just teasing him, want the kids and the grandkids at our wedding so it'll be just a regular beach ceremony
//but considering he has a dark streak in him that corresponds to mine he may take me up on it.........hubbahubba
 
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