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(The Onion)   General Mills gives the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot intense background story of abuse in foster care to try and capture a wider demographic   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Honey Nut Cheerios, Mills Corporation, essential nutrients, insults, dietary fiber, personal development, Royal Caribbean  
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1018 clicks; posted to Business » on 16 May 2012 at 11:49 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-16 10:54:53 AM  
Satire tag too busy being abused, Subby?
2012-05-16 10:59:55 AM

The cereal is pretty good too.
2012-05-16 11:03:15 AM  
Okay, I don't know why the top two suddenly shrank is size. But you can still get the gist of what's going on.

The faces in the last panels are pure gold.
2012-05-16 11:35:32 AM  
Wait until they hear about that five year bid Chef Wendell did at Rikers.
2012-05-16 12:01:02 PM  
that bee always reminds me of the restaurant I worked at as a teen... this was right around when they had finally named him BuzzBee.

one of the managers there had the unfortunately relevant last name of Busby. he was normally an easy-going guy with a good sense of humor, but jeez did he ever get PISSED at anyone who dared to bring up that bee.

/I know, meh story, bro...
2012-05-16 12:13:14 PM

"Omar listening."
2012-05-16 05:27:46 PM  

SnarfVader: Satire tag too busy being abused, Subby?

The Onion tag didn't make it obvious enough?
2012-05-16 06:58:58 PM  

Hand Banana: SnarfVader: Satire tag too busy being abused, Subby?

The Onion tag didn't make it obvious enough?

Do you know those website tags don't show up on mobile?
2012-05-16 08:27:25 PM  
This sounds like the worst advertising mascot plan since they axed the Hammurderer.

/Stabble stabble stabble
2012-05-17 09:15:00 AM  
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