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(Yahoo)   British joblessness falls unexpectedly, pay rises slow, sending ripples through pub industry   ( divider line
    More: Followup, ripples, Office for National Statistics, earnings growth, Bank of England, resilience, Buddhist monks, International Labor Organization, rises slow  
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295 clicks; posted to Business » on 16 May 2012 at 2:05 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-16 03:11:02 PM  
Business is fleeing the other countries in the EU and ending up in England.
2012-05-16 05:04:13 PM  
FTA: "The Office for National Statistics said the number of people without a job on the ILO measure fell by 45,000 in the three months to March to 2.625 million."

This actually means people are giving up looking for jobs - they are still unemployed, but under ILO measurement rules, they are no longer counted among unemployed. It's just pure bullshiat.

This Depression really does have better PR assholes than the last one.

/Lies, damn lies, and [government] statistics.
2012-05-16 11:28:41 PM  
I totally read that as "sending nipples through pub industry".
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