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(Chicago Trib)   Four Guardian Angels knifed in Chicago. If only there was somebody to watch over them   (chicagotribune.com ) divider line
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2012-05-16 09:58:47 AM  
We need to get knives off the streets! If we just get rid of them all then nobody will ever get hurt again! It's simple logic and if you disagree you're a hillbilly with a small penis who humps the TV (ineffectually, I might add) whenever Bill O'Reilly is on.
 
2012-05-16 12:58:00 PM  
There were four people stabbed so I believe the proper term is knived.
 
2012-05-16 01:18:34 PM  

Rapmaster2000: There were four people stabbed so I believe the proper term is knived.


Nope, it's "knoofed". Look it up.
 
2012-05-16 01:22:30 PM  

rikdanger: Rapmaster2000: There were four people stabbed so I believe the proper term is knived.

Nope, it's "knoofed". Look it up.


We need an expert in knifery.
 
2012-05-16 02:21:08 PM  

Rapmaster2000: rikdanger: Rapmaster2000: There were four people stabbed so I believe the proper term is knived.

Nope, it's "knoofed". Look it up.

We need an expert in knifery.


Knüvery.
 
2012-05-16 04:05:15 PM  
Knaves.
 
2012-05-16 04:46:25 PM  
Fahrenkrug.
 
2012-05-16 04:50:46 PM  
Don't bring a sack of doorknobs to a knife fight.
 
2012-05-16 04:52:10 PM  
Stabberized?
 
2012-05-16 04:54:05 PM  
That article made me happy that I have finally lived long enough to read an article about the GA without having it reference Curtis Sliwa and/or his wife. If I can just out live those farking babby boomers.
 
2012-05-16 04:59:01 PM  
Err, so is Chicago a euphemism for in the ribs?
 
2012-05-16 04:59:27 PM  

Pfactor: We need to get knives off the streets! If we just get rid of them all then nobody will ever get hurt again! It's simple logic and if you disagree you're a hillbilly with a small penis who humps the TV (ineffectually, I might add) whenever Bill O'Reilly is on.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-16 05:01:48 PM  

Pfactor: We need to get knives off the streets! If we just get rid of them all then nobody will ever get hurt again! It's simple logic and if you disagree you're a hillbilly with a small penis who humps the TV (ineffectually, I might add) whenever Bill O'Reilly is on.


I completely agree. It is getting way out of hand with all of the ITGs running around who need their metal penis extension killing tools in order to feel tough. Whenever I find myself in a dangerous situation, I just bust out some gymkata moves to wear my enemies down a bit before beating them to death with my 24 inch cock. Why doesn't everybody else just do the same?

Knife nuts are the biggest wimps around. You sceered of that steak little girl? Pussy.
 
2012-05-16 05:04:25 PM  
Been watching The Chicago Code on Netflix, so I'm pretty sure I know who did it.
 
2012-05-16 05:07:39 PM  
rapidimg.org
 
2012-05-16 05:13:01 PM  
Where is George Zimmerman when you need him?
Aisle seat please.
 
2012-05-16 05:13:02 PM  
img137.imageshack.us

Either the reporter is a giant or these guys are midgets.
 
2012-05-16 05:24:21 PM  
"If we don't do something, someone could get hurt or killed," he said.

Someone DID get hurt. You. AND the victim.

More like Guardian FAILgels, amirite?!
 
2012-05-16 05:25:44 PM  
FTA:The robbers ran off and grabbed a cab, police said

Are you kidding me? I need to know their secret to proper cab hailery.
 
2012-05-16 05:27:09 PM  
Seattle has much better vigilantes.

media.egotvonline.com
 
2012-05-16 05:28:45 PM  
Wouldn't have happened if these racists weren't out in public profiling people. Did the police say they need to be out doing this?

(bullshiat, that is definitely 6/10 or better)
 
2012-05-16 05:35:24 PM  
If only there was somebody to watch over them

How about these guys?

i95.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 05:39:43 PM  
As soon as we outlaw knives, only outlaws will have knives.
 
2012-05-16 05:41:38 PM  
If only they could have stood their ground.
 
2012-05-16 05:42:42 PM  

sofa_King_2006: If only there was somebody to watch over them

How about these guys?

[i95.photobucket.com image 583x310]


Nah, these guys:

guidatv.sky.it
 
2012-05-16 05:46:24 PM  
did 911 tell them not to pursue?
 
2012-05-16 05:48:11 PM  
i35.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 05:49:30 PM  
Sounds like these Guardian Angels need some Guardian Archangels to watch over them.
 
2012-05-16 05:52:55 PM  
All this knife talk has got me itching to head out to the dagger range and practice my knifesmanship.
 
2012-05-16 05:53:25 PM  

Erebus1954: Stabberized?


Stabinated.

/or 'stabbed' works
..if you want to be correct
 
2012-05-16 05:58:07 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-05-16 06:00:17 PM  
Why don't they patrol the West side or wild hundreds?
/Bullets hurt is my guess
 
2012-05-16 06:01:19 PM  
I has a happy.

Wish it had been that biatch Lisa Sliwa.
 
2012-05-16 06:06:04 PM  
good. fark Curtis Sliwa (and anyone dumb enough to join his pretend gang) right in his hairy little lying, low rent cult-leader neocon ass.
 
2012-05-16 06:10:31 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Why don't they patrol the West side or wild hundreds?
/Bullets hurt is my guess


There is no doubt some of that, to be sure.

The main reason is that their primary mission is to guard the regular public - workaday honest people, tourists, students, grabowskis, and the like, from theives, rapists, and other hooligans who victimise the aforementioned who were just minding their own business, primarily on public transport.

Conversely, the killings on the West Side, Englewood, and other hell-holes are primarily gang-related; many of the victims are innocent bystanders in the wrong place at the wrong time - but preventing collateral damage is not the Guardian Angels' gig, and intervening between armed gangs is really not their gig. Moreover, those victims generally know that they are in the wrong place. They are not "trapped in the ghetto". They chose to live there. There are cheap places all over the city; maybe the same rent would get them a much smaller place; OK, they accepted a higher level of risk for more rooms.
 
2012-05-16 06:11:56 PM  
The Guardian Angel's are punks. A buddy of mine bloodied Curtis Sliwa's nose back in '86 or '87 after Sliwa thew my buddy's knife into the Spokane River.
 
2012-05-16 06:19:33 PM  

umad:

I completely agree. It is getting way out of hand with all of the ITGs running around who need their metal penis extension killing tools in order to feel tough. Whenever I find myself in a dangerous situation, I just bust out some gymkata moves to wear my enemies down a bit before beating them to death with my 24 inch cock. Why doesn't everybody else just do the same?

Knife nuts are the biggest wimps around. You sceered of that steak little girl? Pussy.


Do you shave your armpits for aerodynamic purposes too?

cdni.condenast.co.uk
 
2012-05-16 06:35:32 PM  

Rapmaster2000: rikdanger: Rapmaster2000: There were four people stabbed so I believe the proper term is knived.

Nope, it's "knoofed". Look it up.

We need an expert in knifery.


Did someone call The Knifeketeer?

basicinstructions.squarespace.com
 
2012-05-16 06:38:44 PM  
Who guards the Guardian Angels?
 
2012-05-16 06:41:08 PM  

Whatthefark: The Guardian Angel's are punks. A buddy of mine bloodied Curtis Sliwa's nose back in '86 or '87 after Sliwa thew my buddy's knife into the Spokane River.


Agreed.

A friend of a friend had a residential break-in interrupted by those guys (no one was home at the time so no chance of any civilians getting hurt).

Guy missed his rent as a result and ended up with a U.D. thanks to the GAs.
 
2012-05-16 06:44:40 PM  
I hear the South side of Chicago is the baddest part of town.
 
2012-05-16 06:46:30 PM  

Kenny B: I hear the South side of Chicago is the baddest part of town.


Sure. That's where LeRoy lives.
 
2012-05-16 06:51:06 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Kenny B: I hear the South side of Chicago is the baddest part of town.

Sure. That's where LeRoy lives.


Where is Brown? There is Brown. Mr Brown is out of town.
 
2012-05-16 06:52:15 PM  

Sticky Hands: HopScotchNSoda: Kenny B: I hear the South side of Chicago is the baddest part of town.

Sure. That's where LeRoy lives.

Where is Brown? There is Brown. Mr Brown is out of town.


Mr. Brown is upside down.
 
2012-05-16 06:56:15 PM  

Kenny B: Where is George Zimmerman when you need him?


Uh, at Men's Warehouse, same as he's always been?
 
2012-05-16 07:35:30 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 07:36:30 PM  
There's someone they were longing to see
They hoped that he'd
Turn out to be
Someone to watch over them.
 
2012-05-16 07:37:32 PM  
That's what you get when you hire the Rolling Stones to take care of your security.
 
2012-05-16 07:46:01 PM  
If the Angels had Heckler & Koch MP5 submachine guns they could have defended themselves.
 
2012-05-16 08:19:10 PM  

TomD9938: A friend of a friend had a residential break-in interrupted by those guys (no one was home at the time so no chance of any civilians getting hurt).

Guy missed his rent as a result and ended up with a U.D. thanks to the GAs.


I am just not following this. I feel like it's missing a paragraph. :/
 
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