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The square of the hypotenuse. Now turn on the goddamn AC.

bdub77: The square of the hypotenuse. Now turn on the goddamn AC.

I lol'd. which was difficult to explain, since i interrupted a meeting by doing so.

I was told there would be no maths.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

RexTalionis: I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

// He is an Englishman

exick: // He is an Englishman

That's Pinafore, not Pinzance!

RexTalionis: That's Pinafore, not Pinzance!

Yes, but I still heard it in his voice.

"make due"?

Article written by moran in hot room!

/deliberate

bdub77: The square of the hypotenuse. Now turn on the goddamn AC.

Damn it... my knee jerk answer as I clicked the link was hypotenuse, instead of "square of the" hypotenuse (even though I should have known better!) No A/C for me :(

This is another country, why is this strange?

RexTalionis: I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

//I am the very model of a scientist salarian
//sniff

potato!

/squared?

If A^2 + B^2 = C^2, then what is AC?

Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to "The Eternal Triangle",
With Ingrid Bergman playing part of hypotenuse.

Take 'em off, boys.

WRONG ANSWER, ASSHOLE!

What do you mean? An African or European right triangle?

elvisaintdead: I was told there would be no maths.

I

was told there would be no heat stroke.

JRaynor: RexTalionis: I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

//I am the very model of a scientist salarian
//sniff

That completely caught me off guard in that game. Wasn't this answered in the wizard of oz?

MoronLessOff: [static-media.fxnetworks.com image 640x360]

Take 'em off, boys.

Ladies too, please.

OtherLittleGuy: WRONG ANSWER, ASSHOLE!

Ahhh you

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: If A^2 + B^2 = C^2, then what is AC?

Duh. If A^2 + B^2 = C^2, then we simply square root the whole thing and then we find that A + B = C. Now we can move stuff around to get A - C = -B. Then we'll divide the whole thing by - C, and now we've got A = B/C. Now we multiply both sides of the equation by C, and we find that AC = B.

Sometimes I'm so smart I wonder how there are not more statues built in my honor.

RexTalionis: exick: // He is an Englishman

That's Pinafore, not Pinzance!

Were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan Society?

RexTalionis: exick: // He is an Englishman

That's Pinafore, not Pinzance!

That's Penzance, not Pinzance!

/coffee's for closers

It's good for the drones to have an early object lesson that their betters get preferential treatment.

As long as it's actually merit-based I have very little problem with the concept.

so one room is air conditioned. who should get it? the tards? the average students? no one?

Why Would I Read The Article: Sometimes I'm so smart I wonder how there are not more statues built in my honor.

If you were really smart, you'd just assume all statues that you like were built in your honor.

Is it a metric triangle?

basemetal: [saleskick.me image 550x449]

austin_millbarge: [i235.photobucket.com image 360x245]

/coffee's for closers

what I think is so funny about that movie is that it tends to suggest that men are the only good salespeople. but, talking to modern day salespeople, I have pretty much heard from everyone that women make the best salespeople and are kicking butt on the numbers.

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocoleces triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."

-"That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot."

Why Would I Read the Article: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: If A^2 + B^2 = C^2, then what is AC?

Duh. If A^2 + B^2 = C^2, then we simply square root the whole thing and then we find that A + B = C. Now we can move stuff around to get A - C = -B. Then we'll divide the whole thing by - C, and now we've got A = B/C. Now we multiply both sides of the equation by C, and we find that AC = B.

Sometimes I'm so smart I wonder how there are not more statues built in my honor.

Troll math is best math

Shadow Blasko: RexTalionis: exick: // He is an Englishman

That's Pinafore, not Pinzance!

Were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan Society?

No, but then again, I'm not a woman.

Why Would I Read the Article: If A^2 + B^2 = C^2, then we simply square root the whole thing and then we find that A + B = C

Uh, no.

/3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2
//3 + 4 /= 5

The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle
Is equal to the sum of the squares of the two adjacent sides.
You'd not tolerate letting your participle dangle,
So please effect the self same respect for your geometric slides.

sung by Danny Kaye in the 1958 film "Merry Widow" & was written by Johnny Mercer

We should be doing the same, and also our prisoners should not have AC. As long as both have water to drink.

/Get used to the heat dummies, working over a grill is sweaty work...

Just don't as Shaq.

AFKobel: Shadow Blasko: RexTalionis: exick: // He is an Englishman

That's Pinafore, not Pinzance!

Were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan Society?

No, but then again, I'm not a woman.

LITTLE DRINKS! I am a supposed to be having drinks!

None of that "everyone gets a trophy" crap like we got here.

The schools will still pay for IV drips in all the student's arms:

Rufus Lee King: You FARKers wouldn't know the Battle of Borodino from a tiger's bum.

I may not be as 'educated' as you, but I happen to know the Battle of Borodino was not from a tiger's bum.

pute kisses like a man: what I think is so funny about that movie is that it tends to suggest that men are the only good salespeople. but, talking to modern day salespeople, I have pretty much heard from everyone that women make the best salespeople and are kicking butt on the numbers.

Women are huge nags that never shut up, so this makes sense....

Why Would I Read the Article:
Duh. If A^2 + B^2 = C^2, then we simply square root the whole thing and then we find that A + B = C.

No.

Sometimes I'm so smart I wonder how there are not more statues built in my honor.

Keep wondering.

I live in Southern Ontario and when I was in my last year of High School it was 2000. This was when we the province was having one of its worst heatwaves on record. No joke, I was in the back corner of Math class and it was insanely hot. All I remember is feeling weird and then my head bouncing off the desk. We had one fan on and it was only at the door. I still managed to finish the rest of the period.

elvisaintdead: I was told there would be no math hypotenuses.

Shadow Blasko: AFKobel: Shadow Blasko: RexTalionis: exick: // He is an Englishman

That's Pinafore, not Pinzance!

Were you the recording secretary of the Princeton Gilbert and Sullivan Society?

No, but then again, I'm not a woman.

LITTLE DRINKS! I am a supposed to be having drinks!

Shishkebab!

ChipNASA: [img.math-fail.com image 500x400]

Ah, the Taylor Twins...

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