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(MSNBC)   Has YOUR President scored the game-winning goal against a team of Russian Hockey Legends? Pootie-Poot has   (video.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 37
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2012-05-16 03:39:01 AM
MY president shot 11 holes-in-one in a single round of golf.

Also, his poop don't stink. 'Cause he didn't poop.

Link (pops)
 
2012-05-16 06:01:43 AM
To be fair who would risk accidentally skating into Putin?
 
2012-05-16 11:20:51 AM
That's terrible defending. They totally let Putin score, obviously.
 
2012-05-16 11:20:53 AM
Russians are such political simpletons they make Republicans look sophisticated.
 
2012-05-16 11:23:08 AM
He couldn't even skate
 
2012-05-16 11:23:37 AM
Never drop your glove when playing hockey with Putin. He'll destroy you in a fight.

/the more you know...
 
2012-05-16 11:24:57 AM
This guy's photo-op antics are like a sports car times 150. He's obviously bald, and it would seem his little stolichnaya must go back inward. Insecure much, comrade?
 
2012-05-16 11:25:12 AM

Craptastic: Never drop your glove when playing hockey with Putin. He'll destroy you in a fight.

/the more you know...


Yet another shirtless activity Putin would do, and do well.
 
2012-05-16 11:26:18 AM

Craptastic: Never drop your glove when playing hockey with Putin. He'll destroy you in a fight.

/the more you know...


If he weren't on skates... He looked about as solid as a first year mite on the ice.
 
2012-05-16 11:26:50 AM
Yeah I bet that the opposing goalie wasn't weighing the possibility of death by Polonium poisoning when he was deciding whether to block that shot. Probably didn't even cross his mind.
 
2012-05-16 11:29:48 AM
euro-med.dk

Putin is a real "man's man"

if you know what I mean.



/overcompensate much comrade?
 
2012-05-16 11:34:53 AM
Is he as much of a joke to the Russian populace as he tries to be?
 
2012-05-16 11:35:48 AM
As a Canadian and a hockey fan let me just be the first to say... WEEEEEAK!

Worst. Staged Goal, EVAH.

Seriously, who does this stuff work on still?

Loved the "While protesters were still being beaten in the streets after his recent election Putin took to the ice..." line.

RM rawks.
 
2012-05-16 11:37:59 AM
Even though he skated like a fawn on roller skates, at least he didn't look as lame as Kittens McSweatervest.

i1105.photobucket.com

In another bit of hockey news I heard the russian goalie is about to sign a long term deal with the Leafs.
 
2012-05-16 11:39:44 AM
Don't forget he dived in the shallow end of the Black Sea and happened to find ancient treasures!!!!!



www.channel4.com

AND HE CAN BEND A FRYING PAN WITH HIS BARE HANDS


cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2012-05-16 11:43:26 AM
Did he win in the same way Sasha Baron Cohen's Dictator won a footrace?
 
2012-05-16 11:44:00 AM
I'm sick of all these publicity stunts Sacha Baron Cohen is doing for his new movie.
 
2012-05-16 11:45:33 AM
Maddow's commentary on this was hilarious!
 
2012-05-16 11:50:10 AM
old news.
 
2012-05-16 12:06:11 PM
That's because droids don't tear people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Putins have been known to do that.
 
2012-05-16 12:06:40 PM

Deucednuisance: Maddow's commentary on this was hilarious!


a link to the link in the headline, I think you just divided by zero. =P
 
2012-05-16 12:13:15 PM
Siberia or making a save with a game on the line. Tough choice there
 
2012-05-16 12:22:35 PM

Mr.Tangent: a link to the link in the headline, I think you just divided by zero. =P


Whoopsie. Didn't even check (just like the players on the team "defending" Putin! Hi-yo!)

My bad, I accept whatever penance is deemed worthy of my crime.
 
2012-05-16 12:23:06 PM
My guess is that a one way ticket to a gulag in Siberia was the prize to whoever prevented Comrade Putin from winning.
 
2012-05-16 12:30:17 PM
I've seen Putin skate and play hockey before. They let him do whatever he wants. I've seen mites on ice with better hockey skills than him.
 
mhd
2012-05-16 12:35:51 PM
The whole Russian leader machismo thing is really weird, especially considering that Putin's basically a desk nerd.
 
2012-05-16 12:53:37 PM

Deucednuisance: Mr.Tangent: a link to the link in the headline, I think you just divided by zero. =P

Whoopsie. Didn't even check (just like the players on the team "defending" Putin! Hi-yo!)

My bad, I accept whatever penance is deemed worthy of my crime.


It's not up to me it's up to the court of the internets.

I'd recommend you be sent to the politics tab but we're already here. Not sure what my crime was to end up in this place.
 
2012-05-16 01:29:26 PM
Without Berlusconi, Gadhafi, or Kim Jong Il, where else would we get this quality of buffoon?

/buffoon
 
2012-05-16 01:58:04 PM

Nurglitch: Without Berlusconi, Gadhafi, or Kim Jong Il, where else would we get this quality of buffoon?

/buffoon


South America
 
2012-05-16 04:05:52 PM
This guy has a makreting team on par with Kim Jong Il.
 
2012-05-16 04:31:03 PM
It's GOOD to be the King.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-16 06:50:31 PM

Wessoman: That's terrible defending. They totally let Putin score, obviously.


Who was going to block that shot?
 
2012-05-16 07:15:53 PM
The Kremlin should just go for broke and claim that he invented table salt.
 
2012-05-16 08:19:27 PM

mhd: The whole Russian leader machismo thing is really weird, especially considering that Putin's basically a desk nerd.


It's also funny that he apparently does all these manly activities exactly once in his entire life, with a photographer on hand, of course.
 
2012-05-16 08:29:23 PM

DeaH: Did he win in the same way Sasha Baron Cohen's Dictator won a footrace?


First thing that came to mind.
 
2012-05-17 07:17:53 AM

Deucednuisance: Mr.Tangent: a link to the link in the headline, I think you just divided by zero. =P

Whoopsie. Didn't even check (just like the players on the team "defending" Putin! Hi-yo!)

My bad, I accept whatever penance is deemed worthy of my crime.


Ordinarily it's a 5 minute major for linking to the link already linked but the "didn't even check" joke was pretty good so that'll off-set it completely so it comes out a wash.

Now keep your stick on the ice and don't let it happen again.

/Except for the funny joke part, you can do that whenever.
 
2012-05-17 10:32:38 AM
penshead.comwww.kommersant.com

Totally unimpressed
 
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