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(3 News New Zealand)   TV crew catches carpet cleaner creating a few stains of his own   (3news.co.nz) divider line 44
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2012-05-16 09:17:13 AM  
"I don't know whether the courts will gag it or not," says Mr Roy.

Well it's unclear from the video how big he is.
 
2012-05-16 09:34:04 AM  
willfully accessing a computer

We's all in trouble

stealing broadband

Whether you're plugging into a jack or jacking into a plug, it's still illegal.
 
2012-05-16 10:08:52 AM  
They did not give his name but they should have given his Fark handle.
 
2012-05-16 10:09:54 AM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 10:11:04 AM  
And people wonder why I have trouble letting strangers into my home.
 
2012-05-16 10:11:10 AM  
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
 
2012-05-16 10:12:12 AM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 10:13:18 AM  
Must have been a shag rug.
 
2012-05-16 10:13:20 AM  
But did he do a good job on the carpet?
 
2012-05-16 10:14:33 AM  
www.adrants.com
 
2012-05-16 10:14:34 AM  

minoridiot: But did he do a good hand job on the carpet?


Yes
 
2012-05-16 10:15:28 AM  
Target producer in question....

wa2.cdn.tv3.co.nz
 
2012-05-16 10:18:10 AM  
img687.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-16 10:18:34 AM  
I wish I knew what kind of tv show it is. I feel it would add more to my enjoyment of this story.
 
2012-05-16 10:19:54 AM  
2 women go into the cosmetic section looking for a new cologne...the lady at the counter says, Here try this, it is called 'Come to Me."

One of the women sprays it on her wrist, takes a whif, let's her friend sniff it, then say, hmmm 'Come to Me?' No it does not smell like cum to me!!!!! Does it smell like cum to you?

sorry I could not resist...
 
2012-05-16 10:22:10 AM  

offmymeds: [i1136.photobucket.com image 600x431]


*shakes tiny fist*

/that's just nasty
 
2012-05-16 10:23:25 AM  

Diogenes: "I don't know whether the courts will gag it or not," says Mr Roy.

Well it's unclear from the video how big he is.


Either way he's hoping his lawyer can get him off.
 
2012-05-16 10:23:53 AM  
What is it with some guys and smelling women's underwear? If unwashed butts are sexy, then I'm George Clooney.
 
2012-05-16 10:25:52 AM  

doubled99: I wish I knew what kind of tv show it is. I feel it would add more to my enjoyment of this story.


It seems that Target is like The Consumerist on TV
 
2012-05-16 10:29:38 AM  
Years ago when I was doing kitchen remodeling in the more affluent areas of Barrington, Il., I was working with another carpenter, "Danny". Danny was a real charmer with the housewives. In reality though he had nothing beyond that charm in his personal life outside of work. He had his license taken away for a DUI, lived pay check to pay check, and ate at Subway all the time, to name a few.

One of the jobs we were working was for some very well off people. The woman of the house was a pretty good looking MILF/Soccer mom type and found Danny fascinating for some reason. Every once in a while she would "request" Danny's help somewhere in the house and he would be out of sight for a while. The rest of us suspected something was going on and teased him about it, but he always denied it.

One day a couple of us left to go pick up materials and left Danny alone at the house. The woman was not there so we didn't think anything of it. When we got back Danny apparently did not hear us and was no where to be seen. One of the guys started looking for him and when he went into the master bedroom, there was Danny standing there looking at some skin books he found and yanking his pud. It was an awkward moment for both Danny and the one guy that saw him. I sent Danny home and banned him from that particular job site. To this day I don't know if he ever fu(ked that woman, but one thing is for sure.... Danny was called, "The masturbating master carpenter" after that and got mad every time someone called him that.
 
2012-05-16 10:30:54 AM  
I was going to put in an attempt at wit but all I can say is ew.

Ew.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
 
2012-05-16 10:32:07 AM  
I can fap to her
 
2012-05-16 10:32:30 AM  
Cleaning the carpets............that's a new one.
 
2012-05-16 10:36:54 AM  
The description of the show says one of the things they do is fit a staged house with hidden cameras and call unsuspecting tradesmen to come do repairs. But it seems like they rig the house to encourage or at least provide the opportunity for various types of illicit straying so they can capture material for the show. And that's how they caught a guy borrowing the computer for a few minutes.
 
2012-05-16 10:43:44 AM  

Whiskey Dickens: What is it with some guys and smelling women's underwear? If unwashed butts are sexy, then I'm George Clooney.


The latest fad is dudes smelling gym equipment after women get done with it. Most bizarre thing I've ever heard of in my life.
 
2012-05-16 10:44:51 AM  

basemetal: Cleaning the carpets............that's a new one.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-16 10:47:33 AM  

Lsherm: Whiskey Dickens: What is it with some guys and smelling women's underwear? If unwashed butts are sexy, then I'm George Clooney.

The latest fad is dudes smelling gym equipment after women get done with it. Most bizarre thing I've ever heard of in my life.


Hell, I knew one kid who would smell his sister's girlfriend's bike seat. Sick.
 
2012-05-16 10:50:25 AM  

Maud Dib: Target producer in question....

[wa2.cdn.tv3.co.nz image 315x210]


I don't blame him....

i13.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-16 10:52:58 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Either way he's hoping his lawyer can get him off.


Well you can leave it in the hands of your attorney but it will never stand up in court...

www.tg-films.info
 
2012-05-16 10:54:58 AM  

offmymeds: Hell, I knew one kid who would smell his sister's girlfriend's bike seat. Sick.


snufty n. One who derives pleasure from sniffing, bicycle seats, drip trays (qv), socks etc. snurgle See snudge. snurglar n. Quumfer; snudger; bicycle snufty.
 
2012-05-16 10:55:13 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: willfully accessing a computer

We's all in trouble

stealing broadband

Whether you're plugging into a jack or jacking into a plug, it's still illegal.


That's what confused me as well. As many things as there are wrong with this story, the charges really seem kind of trumped up. Accessing a computer? Stealing broadband? Why not charge him with unlawful oxygen consumption? How did he steal the broadband? Did he bring a bucket? There have to be some actual laws that were violated here. Let's focus on the fact that he jerked it into a woman's panties without her knowledge or consent. That seems more significant than the fact that he used a computer to look at porn. If that were a crime, we'd all be Farking from behind bars.
 
2012-05-16 11:05:11 AM  

SweetSilverBlues: I was going to put in an attempt at wit but all I can say is ewe.

Ewe.

Ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe.


FTFY. It is NZ after all.
 
2012-05-16 11:14:51 AM  

Cyno01: SweetSilverBlues: I was going to put in an attempt at wit but all I can say is ewe.

Ewe.

Ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe.

FTFY. It is NZ after all.


*Snerk!*

Oh dear!

That was bad but you should not feel bad for posting it.
 
2012-05-16 12:18:12 PM  
madeira.hccanet.org
/hot like Jen
 
2012-05-16 01:05:12 PM  
Most of the time you just have to worry about them peeing in your house (new window).
 
2012-05-16 01:54:24 PM  

offmymeds: Lsherm: Whiskey Dickens: What is it with some guys and smelling women's underwear? If unwashed butts are sexy, then I'm George Clooney.

The latest fad is dudes smelling gym equipment after women get done with it. Most bizarre thing I've ever heard of in my life.

Hell, I knew one kid who would smell his sister's girlfriend's bike seat. Sick.


Obligatory (music)
 
2012-05-16 01:59:31 PM  
Why would you leave someone in your home alone? Hell whenever I have a repairman over either I am there or my roomate. Not that I got anything worth stealing, but you never know
 
2012-05-16 02:29:01 PM  

groppet: Why would you leave someone in your home alone? Hell whenever I have a repairman over either I am there or my roomate. Not that I got anything worth stealing, but you never know


being home won't stop him from falling asleep on your couch
 
2012-05-16 03:52:46 PM  
Will no one think of the panties. Think of the panties!

i.imgur.com

/the real victim here
 
2012-05-16 05:07:52 PM  
Yeah.. but did he do a good job on the carpets? If that's what it takes to get a carpet cleaner to do a good job, I might consider letting him borrow the laptop.
 
2012-05-17 02:30:28 AM  
Its been "Blown" all out of proportion over here in kiwi land. Target, has captured many people doing apparently strange things in other peoples houses. This is probbaly the worst however, and it has been the butt of a few jokes over here of course.

The shoe is generally boring, but with the advertising around this one, i think it will go down as a hit.

All sheep jokes aside..... the guy is sick puppy!
 
2012-05-17 03:07:23 AM  

nytmare: The description of the show says one of the things they do is fit a staged house with hidden cameras and call unsuspecting tradesmen to come do repairs. But it seems like they rig the house to encourage or at least provide the opportunity for various types of illicit straying so they can capture material for the show. And that's how they caught a guy borrowing the computer for a few minutes.


Yeah, how dare they, setting it up like an actual HOME with actual items one might find in a HOME like clothing and computers. How could that poor, poor workman have resisted such a delicious trap?

The nerve!
 
2012-05-17 09:19:28 AM  

if_i_really_have_to: nytmare: The description of the show says one of the things they do is fit a staged house with hidden cameras and call unsuspecting tradesmen to come do repairs. But it seems like they rig the house to encourage or at least provide the opportunity for various types of illicit straying so they can capture material for the show. And that's how they caught a guy borrowing the computer for a few minutes.

Yeah, how dare they, setting it up like an actual HOME with actual items one might find in a HOME like clothing and computers. How could that poor, poor workman have resisted such a delicious trap?

The nerve!


It doesn't say "clothing and computers" in the article.
 
2012-05-17 10:22:27 AM  

Whiskey Dickens: What is it with some guys and smelling women's underwear? If unwashed butts are sexy, then I'm George Clooney.


Babies don't come from butts.
 
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