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(The Sun)   Hey, Britney Spears, what's shaking? Oh... well, asked and answered, I guess   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 71
    More: Amusing, Britney Spears, human beings, cellulite, Demi Lovato, Nicole Scherzinger, Liz Hurley, Shane Warne, Simon Cowell  
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2012-05-16 02:40:44 AM
Brit the leg-end ... showing off her strange pins

Can someone translate that into American for me?
 
2012-05-16 02:43:10 AM
That's the impression left by the seat of her car.
 
2012-05-16 02:44:30 AM

fusillade762: Brit the leg-end ... showing off her strange pins

Can someone translate that into American for me?


It means her knees have sharpened over the years.
 
2012-05-16 02:45:35 AM
Unfortunate dimples
 
2012-05-16 02:45:43 AM
Eh, that's no deal breaker. The bigger problem is the whooshing sound between her ears.
 
2012-05-16 03:05:15 AM
I'm going to jump off of a cliff.
 
2012-05-16 03:18:23 AM
I'd let her jab me with an umbrella.
 
2012-05-16 03:19:14 AM
Despite the dimpling, she actually looks pretty good in those photos. She's got a nice shape.
 
2012-05-16 03:25:27 AM
Has she been hanging out with Michael J Fox?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-05-16 04:00:51 AM
She went from hot as hell to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! pretty damned quick, didn't she?
 
2012-05-16 04:06:20 AM

Ed Grubermann: She went from hot as hell to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! pretty damned quick, didn't she?


Her brunette schoolgirl in a short skirt look was pretty hot, in the beginning.
 
2012-05-16 04:55:17 AM
Apparently the dude on the left is an ass man.
 
2012-05-16 05:13:06 AM

fusillade762: Brit the leg-end ... showing off her strange pins

Can someone translate that into American for me?


strange legs

Really, if you'd looked at the photo it'd be evident.

Also, ewww
Someone get her some nylons. She looks like she sat in a deep fat fryer.

It wouldn't be so freakish if it were just cellulite, or if it were uniform.

Other than that, not looking too bad.
 
2012-05-16 05:45:30 AM

fusillade762: Brit the leg-end ... showing off her strange pins

Can someone translate that into American for me?


It is American, or at least it was circa 1940.

Pins = Gams = legs, philistine.
 
2012-05-16 05:54:56 AM
I'm ok with the way she looks.
 
2012-05-16 06:04:57 AM
She's not my ideal form of beauty, but I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2012-05-16 06:11:46 AM
I swear, I'd never even heard of cellulite more than a decade ago. It's like the fashion industry decided they needed to figure out yet another natural, common, and perfectly harmless feature to make women self-conscious about, label it a problem, and then tell us how to fix it.
 
2012-05-16 06:29:13 AM

DjangoStonereaver: fusillade762: Brit the leg-end ... showing off her strange pins

Can someone translate that into American for me?

It is American, or at least it was circa 1940.

Pins = Gams = legs, philistine.


Check your calendar. It's not 1940 anymore.
 
2012-05-16 06:48:44 AM
Don' care, would still hit it until there was nothing but dust coming out.
 
2012-05-16 07:02:05 AM
I think she looks good...just wish she'd get a different stylist. She looks like she's trying too hard by dressing younger and skimpier...I'm sure different outfits could be more flattering.
 
2012-05-16 07:10:52 AM
Swiss Colony

Don' care, would still hit it until there was nothing but dust coming out.


Probably no dust, but lots of bugs is my bet. Take the Raid Crack & Crevice with you.
 
2012-05-16 07:10:55 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: DjangoStonereaver: fusillade762: Brit the leg-end ... showing off her strange pins

Can someone translate that into American for me?

It is American, or at least it was circa 1940.

Pins = Gams = legs, philistine.

Check your calendar. It's not 1940 anymore.


I'm sure the persistence of the term in English yellow journalism has nothing
to do with the thousands of US GIs who spent time in their country around
that time.

Here's something to try the next time you're in England: go up to someone
on the street and ask if they've seen your fanny pack. Especially if you're a
girl.
 
2012-05-16 07:38:30 AM
I'd still hit it. I've never understood the wave of "Britney is so ugly now" posts that seem to accompany every thread on her. Sure, she's not as hot as she was in her late teens/early 20s. But it's not like she's repulsive. She might be on the wrong side of the crazy/hot spectrum, but she's still nice to look at. And, as a bonus, she's likely very freaky in the bedroom.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind.
 
2012-05-16 07:47:43 AM

Evenbiggerknickers: I think she looks good...just wish she'd get a different stylist. She looks like she's trying too hard by dressing younger and skimpier...I'm sure different outfits could be more flattering.


Well, when your entire career and image is hitched to what you did when you were 18, it's kind of hard to do anything different. Uncle Rico, etc, etc.

//Boobies on FARK!
 
2012-05-16 07:54:39 AM

Suitcase of Kitsch: Evenbiggerknickers: I think she looks good...just wish she'd get a different stylist. She looks like she's trying too hard by dressing younger and skimpier...I'm sure different outfits could be more flattering.

Well, when your entire career and image is hitched to what you did when you were 18, it's kind of hard to do anything different. Uncle Rico, etc, etc.

//Boobies on FARK!


Filter destroyed me, but it still fits
 
2012-05-16 07:55:38 AM

Ed Grubermann: She went from hot as hell to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! pretty damned quick, didn't she?


Since she's not there yet, no. Don't get me wrong, she is not at all what she was. As a mother of multiple kids mother, she's looking just fine.

Too bad she seems dumber then a brick.
 
2012-05-16 07:55:42 AM
Once you go porko, it's hard to bounce back.
 
2012-05-16 07:57:08 AM
Looks like she caught that very close veins.
 
2012-05-16 08:08:59 AM

thisispete: She's not my ideal form of beauty, but I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


All depends on who the cracker is.
 
2012-05-16 08:17:09 AM
NOOOO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!

.... snif ... goodbye cruel world ...

*BLAM*
*thud*
 
2012-05-16 08:25:42 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-16 09:04:36 AM

Wellon Dowd: Somebody should tell The Sun that that is what women really look like.

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I'd eat that ass till I found corn. That is all.
 
2012-05-16 09:14:18 AM
To hell with ya'll, I'd still snap that in half. A little bit o' cellulite never hurt anybody. She's damn farkable and if you don't agree, you're lying.
 
2012-05-16 09:17:23 AM

Son of a biscuit!

Somebody should tell The Sun what real women look like.

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2012-05-16 09:20:23 AM
I think they should stop looking at the cellulite, because GOD FORBID, and focus on how vacate she was when she was announced as the new judge. Train wreck approaching...
 
2012-05-16 09:22:15 AM
She's only 30?

I saw an interview with her yesterday, her eyes are looking a lot more 50 than 30
 
2012-05-16 09:33:10 AM
*checks picture in article* ...Yep. I'd still wreck that.
 
2012-05-16 09:34:09 AM

Mildot: Wellon Dowd: Somebody should tell The Sun that that is what women really look like.

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I'd eat that ass till I found corn. That is all.


What's up with Wellon Dowd's post doing a time warp?
 
2012-05-16 09:52:27 AM
It's been awhile since I broke this one out...

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2012-05-16 09:57:03 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Demi Lovato looks like a Chinese space alien now.
 
2012-05-16 10:03:32 AM

Persnickety: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x551]

Demi Lovato looks like a Chinese space alien now.


I forgot Lovato was on the show. We need to give her equal time with Britney.

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2012-05-16 10:08:11 AM

LadyHawke: I swear, I'd never even heard of cellulite more than a decade ago. It's like the fashion industry decided they needed to figure out yet another natural, common, and perfectly harmless feature to make women self-conscious about, label it a problem, and then tell us how to fix it.


No kidding, right? All women get cellulite at some point in their life. It isn't a big deal unless you want to attract shallow douchebags. The fittest woman I ever knew (ran 8 miles a day and did weight lifting 3 times a week) developed cellulite by the time she was 30 (maybe not as pronounced as the pictures in the article, but still there). She has never had problems being hit on even in short-shorts that show it off a little. I think guys car about these things much less then women do.
 
2012-05-16 10:21:08 AM

A little cellulite doesn't keep Scarlett J from being one of the most popular, and busiest, gals out on the beach!

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2012-05-16 10:23:29 AM
I don't know, compared to not all that long ago it looks like she's gotten herself in shape to me. Looks pretty good, actually.
 
2012-05-16 10:24:22 AM

Timmy the Tumor: She's only 30?

I saw an interview with her yesterday, her eyes are looking a lot more 50 than 30


It's a hell of a drug
 
2012-05-16 10:26:25 AM
She's still young but looks disgusting. Celebrity women have no right to be looking like that until they're at least 40.

Ugh. I don't like Spears at all.
 
2012-05-16 10:43:17 AM
I don't care what any of you George Clooney and Brad Pitt look-a-likes say, I would dissapoint her so hard. Repeatedly.
 
2012-05-16 11:14:59 AM
Cellulite

2/10 Would Not Bang
 
2012-05-16 11:18:53 AM
B.L.Z. Bub Check your calendar. It's not 1940 anymore.

Says you.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-16 11:19:36 AM
I'd put some fruit cocktail on that cottage cheese and have myself a Spears salad.
 
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