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(Coming Soon)   Brian De Palma to direct Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace in "I'll Be in My Bunk: The Movie"   (comingsoon.net) divider line 61
    More: Cool, Rachel McAdams, Noomi Rapace, Brian De Palma, seduction, passions, Kristin Scott Thomas, multinational corporations  
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2012-05-16 01:47:08 AM
McAdams warrants a 'meh', would nut balls deep in Noomi if you know what i mean?
 
2012-05-16 02:33:52 AM
De Palma, you old pervert, you.

/still remembers Dressed To Kill, Body Double
 
2012-05-16 04:13:03 AM
Okay, excellent headline, had to LOL hard.

Now the web site, on the other hand, I had to click on the X to remove 3 floating ads before I could read it.

The movie? Sounds like something to be enjoyed at home, in private.
 
2012-05-16 04:23:33 AM
Smitty, I think you may need a little help with the concept of tenses. "Brian De Palma to direct..." implies it hasn't happened yet. But the release of a poster is a pretty good indication that the directing is coming to an end, and the marketing has begun. So does the page full of stills at IMDb.

/McAdams NSFW
 
2012-05-16 04:50:35 AM

Elzar: McAdams warrants a 'meh', would nut balls deep in Noomi if you know what i mean?


Is this opposite day?
 
2012-05-16 04:55:03 AM
How the hell do you pronounce that chick's name? Is it "noo-mee", "no-oh-mee"? Bah, I'm calling her "Naomi" from now on. I refuse to accept stupid made-up names.
 
2012-05-16 05:10:47 AM
I'm in, fark dammit.
 
2012-05-16 05:12:53 AM
"Jayne, grab your weapon."
 
2012-05-16 05:19:02 AM
Sweet sapphy molassey
 
2012-05-16 05:32:47 AM
memeorama.com
 
2012-05-16 06:04:36 AM

Elzar: McAdams warrants a 'meh'


THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

the end
 
2012-05-16 06:26:35 AM

Elzar: McAdams warrants a 'meh', would nut balls deep in Noomi if you know what i mean?


THIS.
 
2012-05-16 06:31:31 AM
*going through pics*
hot
...
hot
...
wtf?!?!
 
2012-05-16 06:35:37 AM

Arkanaut: *going through pics*
hot
...
hot
...
wtf?!?!


A bit of role playing? 'I'll be a female Phantom of the Opera, you'll be Christie..'
 
2012-05-16 06:45:04 AM

gopher321: De Palma, you old pervert, you.

/still remembers Dressed To Kill, Body Double


Don't forget Femme Fatale.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-16 06:54:09 AM
www.joblo.com

"Yes, you will piss on that taco while making a siren noise."
 
2012-05-16 06:59:20 AM
Jeebus, I think I just ruined these pants.

/Anyone ever read it too fast and mistake it for Noomi Rapeface?
 
2012-05-16 07:12:41 AM
Woulda remembered seeing the name Noomi before-----oh she was in Sherlock Holmes? I did see it.
Still you act like we've heard of her.
 
2012-05-16 07:14:57 AM

gbv23: Woulda remembered seeing the name Noomi before-----oh she was in Sherlock Holmes? I did see it.
Still you act like we've heard of her.


She did the Swedish version of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and the sequels. (granted, I haven't seen those) And she's in the soon to be released Prometheus.
 
2012-05-16 07:28:19 AM

Alphax: gbv23: Woulda remembered seeing the name Noomi before-----oh she was in Sherlock Holmes? I did see it.
Still you act like we've heard of her.

She did the Swedish version of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and the sequels. (granted, I haven't seen those) And she's in the soon to be released Prometheus.


I think he was kidding.
 
2012-05-16 07:28:46 AM
I have no shame, and my bunk is full.

static.neatoshop.com
 
2012-05-16 07:31:49 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: How the hell do you pronounce that chick's name? Is it "noo-mee", "no-oh-mee"? Bah, I'm calling her "Naomi" from now on. I refuse to accept stupid made-up names.


It's NOH-mee ruh-PASS.
 
2012-05-16 08:17:33 AM

thamike: B.L.Z. Bub: How the hell do you pronounce that chick's name? Is it "noo-mee", "no-oh-mee"? Bah, I'm calling her "Naomi" from now on. I refuse to accept stupid made-up names.

It's NOH-mee ruh-PASS.


THANK yoo fore CLAIR-uh-feye-eeng. WOOD hit IT.
 
2012-05-16 08:20:59 AM
rachel... rachel... doesn't ring a bell...

LivingDeadX1: [www.gceleb.com image 481x640]



Oh *THAT* Rachel McAdams! Nice.
 
2012-05-16 08:22:36 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Smitty, I think you may need a little help with the concept of tenses. "Brian De Palma to direct..." implies it hasn't happened yet. But the release of a poster is a pretty good indication that the directing is coming to an end, and the marketing has begun. So does the page full of stills at IMDb.

/McAdams NSFW


God bless you, sir!
 
2012-05-16 08:23:44 AM

LivingDeadX1: [www.gceleb.com image 481x640]


you broke my internets
 
2012-05-16 08:46:01 AM

LivingDeadX1: [www.gceleb.com image 481x640]


Good lord. I'll be in my.. oh wait.
 
2012-05-16 09:05:30 AM
Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.
 
2012-05-16 09:18:12 AM
I generally like De Palma's brand of crazy but I'm amazed that it doesn't look like he's aged a day in 30 years.
 
2012-05-16 09:20:33 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.


www.drunktiki.com
 
2012-05-16 09:25:59 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.


horrrrkkkkkkkk
 
2012-05-16 09:26:18 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.


I've got bigger tits than her
 
2012-05-16 09:30:04 AM
IBTC: The movie.

//would still fap to it
 
2012-05-16 09:32:33 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.


We've got Bush.
 
2012-05-16 09:44:10 AM

gopher321: De Palma, you old pervert, you.

/still remembers Dressed To Kill, Body Double


Just watched "Phantom Of The Paradise" the other day. De Palma must have had a great time doing that one.

William Finley, who played Winslow/The Phantom, just died a few weeks ago..
 
2012-05-16 09:54:13 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.


Different strokes for different folks. Thankfully, in my fantasy world, I like steak, pasta, seafood, fruit, and select vegetables. Can't live on a diet of only pizza, ya know. In other words, I bet she's a ton of fun in the sack and I would dive into that bush with vigor and vim.
 
2012-05-16 09:54:49 AM

Jizz Master Zero: Jeebus, I think I just ruined these pants.

/Anyone ever read it too fast and mistake it for Noomi Rapeface?


24.media.tumblr.com
You rang?
 
2012-05-16 10:15:30 AM

Crudbucket: Elzar: McAdams warrants a 'meh', would nut balls deep in Noomi if you know what i mean?

Is this opposite day?


I thought it was white boy day. Is today white boy day?
 
2012-05-16 10:19:17 AM
I have no idea what a Noomi Rapace is, but I would disappoint Rachel McAdams with a vengeance.
 
2012-05-16 10:19:57 AM

TheLopper: I thought it was white boy day. Is today white boy day?


No, man, it ain't white boy day.
 
2012-05-16 10:38:05 AM
Call me when you get to the shower scene in Dressed to Kill.

content9.flixster.com Shower scene...
 
2012-05-16 10:41:23 AM
For a greta sexy / corporate weirdness movie, try "Chose Secrets".

French movie. Say what you want about 'em, the frogs are freaky and ready for anything.
 
2012-05-16 10:55:44 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Smitty, I think you may need a little help with the concept of tenses. "Brian De Palma to direct..." implies it hasn't happened yet. But the release of a poster is a pretty good indication that the directing is coming to an end, and the marketing has begun. So does the page full of stills at IMDb.

/McAdams NSFW


Will check after work.
 
2012-05-16 10:56:58 AM

LivingDeadX1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.

[forum-img.pinside.com image 307x438]


Timely and original.
 
2012-05-16 11:04:16 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Noomi Rapace - NSFW

This should bump her into the do not want category.


Look, she was in a movie called Daisy Diamond where she trimmed up her own clam on camera, in close up. You have to respect an artist willing to go that extra mile. And by respect, I mean relentless pounding of your junk.

NSFW
A photo of the finished result.
Close up, with stubble
 
2012-05-16 11:07:06 AM
Uh. Noomi Rapace isn't hot. She has a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going on, where the media over-validates her, which creates a perpetual assumption that she is hot, when she is not. She is a good actress, though.
 
2012-05-16 11:35:17 AM

The Banana Thug: Uh. Noomi Rapace isn't hot. She has a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going on, where the media over-validates her, which creates a perpetual assumption that she is hot, when she is not. She is a good actress, though.



And remember, we're playing "is she hot", not "would you do her".
/would do her.
 
2012-05-16 11:49:29 AM
bunkmark.
 
2012-05-16 11:50:19 AM

chaos731: The Banana Thug: Uh. Noomi Rapace isn't hot. She has a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going on, where the media over-validates her, which creates a perpetual assumption that she is hot, when she is not. She is a good actress, though.


And remember, we're playing "is she hot", not "would you do her".
/would do her.


A painting is beautiful. I don't want to bang a painting.
 
2012-05-16 12:05:59 PM
Will this feature a 17-minute continuous pan makeout session?
 
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