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		A new hero emerges in the quest to free OJ so that he can continue his search for the real killer (sacbee.com)		50
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Cagey B		2012-05-15 11:33:44 PM

His lawyer is trying to represent him and filing appeals. I'm not sure what's so horrible about that.

bluorangefyre		2012-05-15 11:59:48 PM

Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

SkunkWerks		2012-05-16 06:31:00 AM

"...alleging the former football star was so badly represented by lawyers in his trial and previous appeals that he deserves a new trial."

Johnny Cochrane called in dead. What was The Juice supposed to do, eh?

Hector Remarkable		2012-05-16 06:32:18 AM

Was OJ was framed by the real killer, Mark Fuhrman, in a premeditated plot so heinous as to rock the very foundations of the highest branches of law enforcement in this country!?! Don't Miss. - "The Real Killer".
Coming soon.

thamike		2012-05-16 06:44:30 AM

This is how tired and frustrated representing OJ makes people.

/He's actually laying down a massive fart in this picture.

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-05-16 06:49:33 AM

He's still alive? Hasn't been shanked yet? Wth is wrong with our prisons?

CasperImproved		2012-05-16 06:54:57 AM

I'd rather he rot in jail... and enjoy the butt buddies he has deserved.

DrippinBalls		2012-05-16 06:57:20 AM

I would have hoped he'd hung himself by now.

/sorry to hear he's alive.............

thelordofcheese		2012-05-16 07:01:57 AM

Do they not have an editor? That got very painful very quickly.

tankjr		2012-05-16 07:07:32 AM

DrippinBalls: I would have hoped he'd hung himself by now.

/sorry to hear he's alive.............

c'mon, all he ever did was try to reclaim some sports memorabilia that was rightfully his. You'd wish death upon him for that?

digitalpirate		2012-05-16 07:08:05 AM

I'd rape OJ

Just sayin'

AthensBoy		2012-05-16 07:14:33 AM

Hector Remarkable: Was OJ was framed by the real killer, Mark Fuhrman...

Frame OJ? But I really like OJ...

But this is just too good to pass up.

DrippinBalls		2012-05-16 07:14:37 AM

tankjr
DrippinBalls: I would have hoped he'd hung himself by now.

/sorry to hear he's alive.............

c'mon, all he ever did was try to reclaim some sports memorabilia that was rightfully his. You'd wish death upon him for that?

Well, that and all that stabby/slice & dice thing. Sure.

Khakimonkey		2012-05-16 07:25:21 AM

Remember you and I my friend, remain the real victims of OJ's current whereabouts. You see, if he hadn't been sent to prison, he'd have shown us who the real killer was by now, and thereby relieving us of this agonizing anxiety....

CasperImproved		2012-05-16 07:36:54 AM

Some of the best things in life aren't free.

Knowing that karma put the juice in prison makes life just a little bit better. I really hope he has large unfriendly boyfriends. He deserves that.

A Terrible Human		2012-05-16 07:43:38 AM

CasperImproved: Some of the best things in life aren't free.

That's a really good song by Filter btw.

/Got nothing but OJ can go fark himself.

Silverlock		2012-05-16 08:10:48 AM

I've always thought the OJ trial gave us an important lesson in irony: LA cops, so incompetent, they couldn't frame a guilty man.

ZAZ		2012-05-16 08:12:55 AM

I think he got more than he deserved in the Nevada case. On the other hand he got less than he deserved in the California criminal case. On the other other -- oops, that's not a hand -- the California civil verdict was unjust.

qsblues		2012-05-16 08:13:08 AM

I'm the stunt double for SLFF, and since he can't make the thread ...

WHITE PEOPLE DONE DID IT!

basemetal		2012-05-16 08:15:33 AM

Meh,

mekkab		2012-05-16 08:16:36 AM

wait... OJ is in jail? When did his happen?

DarkVader		2012-05-16 08:18:22 AM

All the OJ hate...

I don't know if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

The cops botched that investigation so incredibly badly there's no way we'll ever know. That's why he was rightfully acquitted.

As for this current nonsense, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he didn't really do anything wrong, and shouldn't have been convicted.

THX 1138		2012-05-16 08:18:30 AM

bluorangefyre: Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

If using wealth and fame to secure a not-guilty verdict is what you meant by "being the fall guy", then i guess so.

A Terrible Human		2012-05-16 08:20:28 AM

DarkVader: All the OJ hate...

I don't know if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

Yeah I would feel that way too if he didn't try to release a book called If I Did It.

ChuDogg		2012-05-16 08:25:40 AM

He was the Treyvon Martin of his day.

SkunkWerks		2012-05-16 08:34:24 AM

DarkVader: I don't ~~know~~ care if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

FIFTY.

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2012-05-16 08:34:33 AM

Haha loved it when he tried to guilt trip the world because the Goldman's seized his profits from IF I DID IT by claiming it was to secure a legacy for his children. You know, the children he made motherless.

Cormee		2012-05-16 08:38:52 AM

He was great as Axel Foley

doubled99		2012-05-16 08:39:29 AM

His son did it

SkunkWerks		2012-05-16 08:40:51 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Haha loved it when he tried to guilt trip the world because the Goldman's seized his profits from IF I DID IT by claiming it was to secure a legacy for his children. You know, the children he made motherless.

Well, all of that under the assumption that he didn't make them motherless...

I dunno, even with that assumption in place, that whole scenario is still dangerously ironic. "Hey kids! I'm securing a legacy for you by writing a book about how I might have killed your mom- even though, yanno, I didn't.

So that's cool, right?"

vudukungfu		2012-05-16 08:43:47 AM

It's not over until they make a movie about a footba;; player in prison playing a big game against the guards.
OJ, he gets to play a character called "Caretaker"

Archie Goodwin		2012-05-16 08:49:26 AM

OJ killed Jon Benet Ramsay!!

gregscott		2012-05-16 08:50:09 AM

Mushrooms grow on manure. I guess Lawyers are like mushrooms.

SharkTrager		2012-05-16 08:50:37 AM

DarkVader: As for this current nonsense, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he didn't really do anything wrong, and shouldn't have been convicted.

So in your state it's legal to burst in to a hotel room, guns drawn, and hold the occupants hostage?

9beers		2012-05-16 08:53:35 AM

DarkVader: All the OJ hate...

I don't know if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

The cops botched that investigation so incredibly badly there's no way we'll ever know. That's why he was rightfully acquitted.

As for this current nonsense, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he didn't really do anything wrong, and shouldn't have been convicted.

So what you're saying is that you know absolutely nothing about the evidence presented in the murder case, got it.

remscheld		2012-05-16 08:57:02 AM

bluorangefyre: Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

It's not really being the fall guy if you plead not-guilty. If his son really was the killer, an OJ decided to take the blame to spare him, wouldn't he have pled guilty?

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-05-16 09:01:49 AM

urbangirl		2012-05-16 09:02:01 AM

You know things are bad when your own attorney is face*palming himself right in front of you.

Hawnkee		2012-05-16 09:24:01 AM

Are they going to fight to free James Brown while they're at it?

JohnCarter		2012-05-16 09:25:07 AM

It will only be entertaining if there is a white bronco involved in some way

Wade_Wilson		2012-05-16 09:47:22 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x343]

If Pee-Wee did it, that puts the whole incident in a whole new light.

I would have loved a media circus trial where every time Cochran says the word "Acquit", everyone in the courtroom screams real loud.

Carousel Beast		2012-05-16 10:03:43 AM

Parthenogenetic		2012-05-16 10:18:36 AM

Hector Remarkable: Was OJ was framed by the real killer, Mark Fuhrman, in a premeditated plot so heinous as to rock the very foundations of the highest branches of law enforcement in this country!?! Don't Miss. - "The Real Killer".
Coming soon.

I read this in Don LaFontaine's voice, even though it didn't start with "In a world..."

phyrkrakr		2012-05-16 10:34:33 AM

You guys are all missing OJ's biggest crime - it's only through him that the Kardashians exist. If Robert Kardashian doesn't help with OJ's legal defense, nobody ever cares about his hellspawn and Kim Kardashian is just another amateur doing shaky cam interracial porn on the internet.

RibbyK		2012-05-16 10:53:24 AM

Cormee: He was great as Axel Foley

Nope, that was Chris Rock.

SharkTrager		2012-05-16 11:25:15 AM

phyrkrakr: You guys are all missing OJ's biggest crime - it's only through him that the Kardashians exist.

In the case of Khloe that may be even literally true.

stuffy		2012-05-16 12:32:27 PM

Just when I had forgotten all about OJ.
Thanks subby

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-05-16 03:10:01 PM

Wade_Wilson: Because People in power are Stupid: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x343]

If Pee-Wee did it, that puts the whole incident in a whole new light.

I would have loved a media circus trial where every time Cochran says the word "Acquit", everyone in the courtroom screams real loud.

You know and I know that Charles Manson took the fall for PeeWee and that Nicole was part of his new family.

bluorangefyre		2012-05-16 06:21:33 PM

remscheld: bluorangefyre: Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

It's not really being the fall guy if you plead not-guilty. If his son really was the killer, an OJ decided to take the blame to spare him, wouldn't he have pled guilty?

Maybe because of his celebrity he knew the trial would be a circus of such epic proportions, his name would be forever tarnished. Besides, wasn't it kinda brought up at trial that the only other possible suspect would've been his son?