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(WNEM Saginaw)   Need to fill up broadcast time on your local news station? Put a newschick inside a wind tunnel, crank it up, and call it a report on tornadoes. With video   (wnem.com ) divider line
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2012-05-15 06:05:40 PM  
I'd blow on it.
 
2012-05-15 06:36:43 PM  
FTFA: Fahrenkrug was lucky enough to go inside the tunnel and come face-to-face with these strong winds. But first she had to suit up.

With a confused look, she produced some condoms and bravely went inside the tunnel.
 
2012-05-15 06:50:01 PM  
If she wasn't using a Tampon, would she whistle?
 
2012-05-15 06:50:31 PM  
homepage.mac.com
 
2012-05-15 06:50:53 PM  
To make up for the non-story, I'll post one of our news chicks. Maybe start making this thread entertaining.

Robin Stickley.
i1.dripimg.com
 
2012-05-15 06:52:00 PM  
Being a fan of upskirts and all, she should have had a dress on.
 
2012-05-15 06:54:01 PM  
Would have been better if she had a dildo in her mouth
 
2012-05-15 06:54:49 PM  

TravisBickle62: Would have been better if she had a dildo in her mouth


You always just get right to the point Travis.
 
2012-05-15 06:54:50 PM  

Nexzus: To make up for the non-story, I'll post one of our news chicks. Maybe start making this thread entertaining.

Robin Stickley.
[i1.dripimg.com image 640x427]


How much do you need to spend on 'advertising' to hit that?
 
2012-05-15 06:55:31 PM  
Okla scoffs at your 80 mph wind tunnel wimpyness.
 
2012-05-15 06:55:46 PM  
cdn.head-fi.org
 
2012-05-15 06:56:24 PM  
The world would be a much better place if we embed all local news anchors in real tornadoes.

/I have more respect for the local meth dealer
 
2012-05-15 06:57:33 PM  

lh6.ggpht.com
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.

 
2012-05-15 06:57:47 PM  
There she blows...
 
2012-05-15 06:59:46 PM  
Ah, the joys of the May ratings sweeps.
 
2012-05-15 07:00:25 PM  
wait.. she had a web producer post the story for her? Too good to post her own stories, is she?

/good luck with that in the new media market.
 
2012-05-15 07:00:50 PM  
She gave up at 80 MPH?! No motorcycle riding for you young lady.

Shiat, even reporters are all pierced up now? Kids, pfffft... lawn, etc.
 
2012-05-15 07:01:14 PM  

404 page not found: [lh6.ggpht.com image 340x512]
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.


Damn. She's somehow gotten younger! she was in phoenix for several years and had a weird kind of MILF thing goin on. in that picture, she looks 23 years old. sheesh.

oh well. I still have Beverley Kidd to mastur -- errrr -- tackle the hard hitting issues affecting me in phoenix.
 
2012-05-15 07:01:21 PM  
I like pussy... I like pussy when it blows in the wind. What I don't like is when I go to take a piss and the pee stream splits in half... one goes in the toilet....the other... every where I don't want it to. What does this have to do with reporters in wind tunnels you ask yourself?.... Fu(k if I know.
 
2012-05-15 07:04:00 PM  
I would love to see local news try to reinvent itself for non-senior citizen.

Have it sometimes take an adverserial take on authority, get a little nerdy with funny business in local government, and just drop the headlines/sports/weather/cute animals or human interest finisher.
 
2012-05-15 07:04:49 PM  

1.bp.blogspot.com
Lily Jang, reporting from America's Wettest City.

 
2012-05-15 07:06:45 PM  

bim1154: I like pussy... I like pussy when it blows in the wind. What I don't like is when I go to take a piss and the pee stream splits in half... one goes in the toilet....the other... every where I don't want it to. What does this have to do with reporters in wind tunnels you ask yourself?.... fark if I know.


That's something that women have trouble understanding, sometimes the pee just has a mind of its own
 
2012-05-15 07:07:20 PM  
Woot, my old stomping grounds! Tri-Cities represent.

/Good old Channel 5 personalities
//Zip Rzeppa
///Chuck Waters
////Rod Meloni
 
2012-05-15 07:08:25 PM  

cig-mkr: If she wasn't using a Tampon, would she whistle?


Guess it's time for this again (NSFW)
 
2012-05-15 07:08:46 PM  
www.thesmokingjacket.com
WLEX 18 Lexington
 
2012-05-15 07:09:53 PM  

rickythepenguin: 404 page not found: [lh6.ggpht.com image 340x512]
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.

Damn. She's somehow gotten younger! she was in phoenix for several years and had a weird kind of MILF thing goin on. in that picture, she looks 23 years old. sheesh.

oh well. I still have Beverley Kidd to mastur -- errrr -- tackle the hard hitting issues affecting me in phoenix.


We are definitely grateful to you for your contribution. I'm not sure how old that pic is, but yes, wow. Back in the day, we had Kathleen Bade, Barbara Lee Edwards, and Aloha Taylor, all on New 8 (CBS). Then Heather Myers showed up. It was around that time that I stopped Carlo Cecchetto on the OB boardwalk (he was filming some shiat) and tried to pitch a bikini calendar shoot of those four I previously mentioned. He laughed his farkin' ass off.
 
2012-05-15 07:12:20 PM  

404 page not found: [lh6.ggpht.com image 340x512]
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.


A quick Google search indicates that you are mistaken. She's actually in San Diego.
 
2012-05-15 07:19:51 PM  
Wimp. The Mythbusters went higher than that in their tornado special.
 
2012-05-15 07:20:26 PM  

Fahrenkrug!

 
2012-05-15 07:22:53 PM  

jeblis: cig-mkr: If she wasn't using a Tampon, would she whistle?

Guess it's time for this again (NSFW)



I was going to say something about meat flaps in the wind, but you obviously beat me to it....
 
2012-05-15 07:23:27 PM  

king_nacho: [www.thesmokingjacket.com image 401x604]
WLEX 18 Lexington


Her picture looks hilariously out of place on their "News Team" photos. Her headshot looks like a porno promo or something in comparison to everyone else.

http://www.lex18.com/contact-our-news-team/
 
2012-05-15 07:24:05 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: 404 page not found: [lh6.ggpht.com image 340x512]
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.

A quick Google search indicates that you are mistaken. She's actually in San Diego.


Touche!
 
2012-05-15 07:24:16 PM  

jeblis: cig-mkr: If she wasn't using a Tampon, would she whistle?

Guess it's time for this again (NSFW)


No.
 
2012-05-15 07:25:25 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: 404 page not found: [lh6.ggpht.com image 340x512]
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.

A quick Google search indicates that you are mistaken. She's actually in San Diego.


She's in a whale's vagina? That's hot.
 
2012-05-15 07:36:05 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: 404 page not found: [lh6.ggpht.com image 340x512]
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.

A quick Google search indicates that you are mistaken. She's actually in San Diego.


Wouldn't be the first Google mistake of 404's today. :)
 
2012-05-15 07:41:24 PM  

jeblis: cig-mkr: If she wasn't using a Tampon, would she whistle?

Guess it's time for this again (NSFW)


That's the one I was looking for !
Thank you
 
2012-05-15 07:46:41 PM  
I would have much rather seen Darrin Bradley in the tunnel.
 
2012-05-15 07:49:09 PM  
I was disappointed to see how wind-resistant her clothers were.

Tornado Naked would be a fine educational film.
 
2012-05-15 07:49:24 PM  
Anyone else notice the expression on her face as the motor started up? Something along the lines of "I bet Barbara Walters never had to do this kind of shiat."
 
2012-05-15 08:00:48 PM  
Here's a message for website operators: when I click play on a video, and an ad starts running, I'm going to close the window without watching the ad or the video.
 
2012-05-15 08:03:07 PM  

FuturePastNow: Here's a message for website operators: when I click play on a video, and an ad starts running, I'm going to close the window without watching the ad or the video.


Absolutely this. Yahoo's the worst offender lately. I don't care what's in the video at that point, I'll click away and read the story somewhere else.
 
2012-05-15 08:08:39 PM  
GhettoWinter,KCAL's weather girl.
/feeling a high pressure area moving in


Anyone with access to youtube, check out 'latina weathergirl'.

I like that they don't try to hide it, mostly stacked women in tube dresses.
 
2012-05-15 08:22:22 PM  
Couldn't they have kept going til it blew her clothes off?
 
2012-05-15 08:27:35 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Feels like...
 
2012-05-15 08:29:33 PM  

GhettoWinter: [media.mademan.com image 585x632]

KCAL's weather girl.

/feeling a high pressure area moving in


Jackie Johnson knows which way the wind blows. And Evelyn Taft has been a fine understudy.

i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-15 08:29:54 PM  

GhettoWinter: [media.mademan.com image 585x632]

KCAL's weather girl.

/feeling a high pressure area moving in


No kidding. Who is that? It is not Jackie Guerrido (sp?). Still, I would bite her so many ways. . . .
 
2012-05-15 08:32:49 PM  

GhettoWinter: [media.mademan.com image 585x632]

KCAL's weather girl.

/feeling a high pressure area moving in


Moving in? Not developing???
 
2012-05-15 08:40:16 PM  
She biatched out at 80mph?
 
2012-05-15 08:47:19 PM  
I am depending on you farkers to give me rule 34 on wind tunnels
 
2012-05-15 08:57:40 PM  

bim1154: Fark Me Runnin: 404 page not found: [lh6.ggpht.com image 340x512]
Kathleen Bade, reporting from America's Finest City.

A quick Google search indicates that you are mistaken. She's actually in San Diego.

Wouldn't be the first Google mistake of 404's today. :)


Zing! (i suck)
 
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