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Galaxie500		2012-05-15 07:17:59 PM

Chris Hemsworth is quite hot...I can't blame those two chicks for wanting to hang all over him.

skinbubble		2012-05-15 07:18:29 PM

basemetal		2012-05-15 07:24:32 PM

Meh, the difference between a true 8 and a rare 10.

LectertheChef		2012-05-15 07:24:35 PM

9beers: Kristen Stewart is ugly? Wow, you guys are morons.

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It's not that she's ugly. It's that when she's next to Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth, who like like a pair of deities, she seems ugly by comparison. As if she just doesn't belong with them, except as perhaps a worshipful servant, eagerly washing the ground they're about to walk on.

dehehn		2012-05-15 07:26:37 PM

9beers: Kristen Stewart is ugly? Wow, you guys are morons.

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She's not ugly but she's ugly compared to the real hot women of Hollywood. The director of Twilight said she was picked specifically because she was fairly plain and average for Hollywood standards. Something that was more relatable to the actually ugly girls who read Twilight.

LectertheChef		2012-05-15 07:32:30 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't think Charlize has had any plastic surgery.

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Different lighting, different make-up, different hair, different weight, different facial expression, different angle, different clothes, ten years later etc.

If she did, it's incredibly slight and done by the best surgeon in the world. She's incredible.

Looks better in the 2010 picture. But that could be partly the lighting and the weird contrast of her skin and hair in the first.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-05-15 07:33:14 PM

Mugato: Charlize is hotter with black hair.

I concur.

Probably nsfw

browntimmy		2012-05-15 07:40:16 PM

Quantum Apostrophe:
InmanRoshi: But what she lacks in beauty she makes up for in grace.

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And this is why Stewart is hotter.

Oh, you like that wildcard factor? Charlize has her beat in that too.

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rubertidom		2012-05-15 07:49:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: Onkel Buck: DNRTFA

Charlize has never looked as good as she did in The Mask.

Soooo she never looked good?

/Cameron Diaz was in the mask
//And yes she has never looked as hot as in that movie

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born_yesterday		2012-05-15 07:51:34 PM

TyrantII: 9beers: Kristen Stewart is ugly? Wow, you guys are morons.

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Not ugly. Just catatonic stoner, hate life when not stoned vibe.

She looks like the daddy issues chick in college that was always miserable unless she was high, and having sex with her was like doing it with a pillow.

Giggity.

I like to imagine myself knocking the bottom out of her, dripping in sweat, and she's absent-mindedly smoking a fat joint and watching cartoons, utterly oblivious. Not that its any different from what usually happens when I have sex, it's just that its with her.

/This woman detests me, Jerry.
//I find it irresistable!

moothemagiccow		2012-05-15 07:54:57 PM

charlize theron's got a man face

Mugato		2012-05-15 07:57:54 PM

born_yesterday: I like to imagine myself knocking the bottom out of her, dripping in sweat, and she's absent-mindedly smoking a fat joint and watching cartoons, utterly oblivious. Not that its any different from what usually happens when I have sex, it's just that its with her.

Eh, I'm happy if they just show up.

FuturePastNow		2012-05-15 08:03:16 PM

There are very few people who can pose next to Charlize Theron and still look good.

LeroyBourne		2012-05-15 08:09:39 PM

browntimmy: Quantum Apostrophe:
InmanRoshi: But what she lacks in beauty she makes up for in grace.

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And this is why Stewart is hotter.

Oh, you like that wildcard factor? Charlize has her beat in that too.

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Goodbye Horses was a nice touch.

Barry McCackiner		2012-05-15 08:19:18 PM

I think Stewart is hot. Every time I hear her speak I want to kill myself, but she takes good pictures. Obviously when you put an immature chick next to a hollywood pro like Theron you are going to get this contrast. That doesn't make Stewart any less hot. I would plug her holes. Theron is cool too but she thinks she is too good. That is what I like about Stewart, she doesn't necessarily know how hot she is or could be. Those are the best ones if you are willing to deal with the issues. And I am...by getting her high as a kite and then jackhammering her internal organs.

/Kristen call me

Techhell		2012-05-15 08:32:04 PM

Re: "Kristen Stewart is playing a character who is supposed to be hotter than Charlize Theron's character? WTF?" debate.

It is possible that the character of the Evil Queen is actually an ugly creature when she is unable to use her unusual abilities to increase her beauty. The character of Snow White is more beautiful than the character of the Evil Queen when the Evil Queen is in a more natural form.

Re: Stewart vs Theron, who is hotter?

Theron without a doubt. She's one of the few blonds who actually turns my crank. (I grew up with a pair of model-beautiful blond sisters (and no, no pics will be provided) so when I see a blond I tend to see my sisters in them.) But there's something about Stewart that makes me think that if you get her to open up, you might find someone pretty fun. So bit of a toss up for me.

Mugato		2012-05-15 08:32:19 PM

Damn, Kristin is flat. She makes Charlize look like Sofia Vergara.

Phil Moskowitz		2012-05-15 08:34:03 PM

PsyLord: Just like Once Upon a Time, the evil queen is actually more attractive than Snow White.

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I absogoddamnlutely loved her in Swingtown. That was one of those sleeper show failures I've always rued.

Kurmudgeon		2012-05-15 08:35:13 PM

Kristin looks fine,that dress however....
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FriarReb98		2012-05-15 08:39:28 PM

InmanRoshi: Kristen is still a natural beauty...

Kristen Stewart is 15 years younger than Charlize Theron. I'm sure Stewart look a "natural beauty" at 36, as in the kinda milfy frumpy suburban mom and the neighborhood GAP, considering she looks like the kinda cute girl at the GAP at 22.

I feel sorry for this generation is Kristen Stewart is their version of a young leading Hollywood starlet. Other generations got Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Raquel Welch .... you got a charisma-less tomboy stoner.

That's why the generation of kids born post-Reagan are farked: They actually think that's okay.

Zombie Hitler		2012-05-15 08:57:41 PM

Theron topless in that water with the hat on.

That was....

....

That was alright.

SweetSilverBlues		2012-05-15 08:57:54 PM

FriarReb98: InmanRoshi: Kristen is still a natural beauty...

Kristen Stewart is 15 years younger than Charlize Theron. I'm sure Stewart look a "natural beauty" at 36, as in the kinda milfy frumpy suburban mom and the neighborhood GAP, considering she looks like the kinda cute girl at the GAP at 22.

I feel sorry for this generation is Kristen Stewart is their version of a young leading Hollywood starlet. Other generations got Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Raquel Welch .... you got a charisma-less tomboy stoner.

That's why the generation of kids born post-Reagan are farked: They actually think that's okay.

Don't give up hope, Anne Hathaway has helped restore some of mine.

Another will rise from the chaos.

Corporate Self		2012-05-15 09:07:15 PM

Kristen is pretty good looking when she isn't shot through blue filter and doesn't try and act.

Harry_Seldon		2012-05-15 09:08:57 PM

InmanRoshi: But what she lacks in beauty she makes up for in grace.

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She looks absolutely hot in that picture.

vudukungfu		2012-05-15 09:09:59 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Ew, that dress.

over in one.
I'm not gay but that looks like a spanish ghost barfed in monochrome.

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-05-15 09:11:23 PM

Corporate Self: [twilightguide.com image 300x400]

Kristen is pretty good looking when she isn't shot through blue filter and doesn't try and act.

"Who farted ya'll?"

I Like Bread		2012-05-15 09:14:49 PM

StoPPeRmobile		2012-05-15 09:15:18 PM

Techhell: Re: "Kristen Stewart is playing a character who is supposed to be hotter than Charlize Theron's character? WTF?" debate.

It is possible that the character of the Evil Queen is actually an ugly creature when she is unable to use her unusual abilities to increase her beauty. The character of Snow White is more beautiful than the character of the Evil Queen when the Evil Queen is in a more natural form.

Re: Stewart vs Theron, who is hotter?

Theron without a doubt. She's one of the few blonds who actually turns my crank. (I grew up with a pair of model-beautiful blond sisters (and no, no pics will be provided) so when I see a blond I tend to see my sisters in them.) But there's something about Stewart that makes me think that if you get her to open up, you might find someone pretty fun. So bit of a toss up for me.

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ZeroCorpse		2012-05-15 09:18:38 PM

Celebrities suck. Fark needs more pictures of real people.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-05-15 09:23:26 PM

ZeroCorpse: Celebrities suck. Fark needs more pictures of real people.

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iron_city_ap		2012-05-15 09:23:27 PM

darch: I keep expecting to see a bad photo of CT at some point. And as the years pass, it just keeps not happening. Somebody made a deal with someone somewhere. I can almost guarantee that in 10 years she will not look much different.

And I will still be fapping.....

debug		2012-05-15 09:24:15 PM

Techhell: Re: "Kristen Stewart is playing a character who is supposed to be hotter than Charlize Theron's character? WTF?" debate.

It is possible that the character of the Evil Queen is actually an ugly creature when she is unable to use her unusual abilities to increase her beauty. The character of Snow White is more beautiful than the character of the Evil Queen when the Evil Queen is in a more natural form.

Re: Stewart vs Theron, who is hotter?

Theron without a doubt. She's one of the few blonds who actually turns my crank. (I grew up with a pair of model-beautiful blond sisters (and no, no pics will be provided) so when I see a blond I tend to see my sisters in them.) But there's something about Stewart that makes me think that if you get her to open up, you might find someone pretty fun. So bit of a toss up for me.

Of course, she's not actually a blonde as evidenced by her roots in most of these pictures.

Shrinkwrap		2012-05-15 09:34:59 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Mugato: Charlize is hotter with black hair.

I concur.

Probably nsfw

I guess I'll be watching Aeon flux now

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-05-15 09:37:04 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Tax Boy: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x707]

That reminds me, I need to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Love Charlize's hair and earrings, but both of those dresses need to go. These people do look in a mirror before they go out, right?

I like that you can see right through Charlize's dress.

Mugato		2012-05-15 09:37:05 PM

Shrinkwrap: I guess I'll be watching Aeon flux now

She has black hair and gets naked in The Devil's Advocate.

Quantum Apostrophe		2012-05-15 09:42:17 PM

Barry McCackiner: I think Stewart is hot. Every time I hear her speak I want to kill myself, but she takes good pictures. Obviously when you put an immature chick next to a hollywood pro like Theron you are going to get this contrast. That doesn't make Stewart any less hot. I would plug her holes. Theron is cool too but she thinks she is too good. That is what I like about Stewart, she doesn't necessarily know how hot she is or could be. Those are the best ones if you are willing to deal with the issues. And I am...by getting her high as a kite and then jackhammering her internal organs.

/Kristen call me

You're like a Seneca or Pliny. Wisdom for the ages.

FunkOut		2012-05-15 09:46:18 PM

PsyLord: queen

Yeah, I don't get that one. Snow White is cute chubby cheeked moonfaced girl who looks butt awful with her lesbian nun haircut in the modern world. The Queen/Mayor, meanwhile, is a sexy woman who is striding around if epic boob dresses back in Ye Olden World. Mirror just wanted to look at her boobs for all eternity. Pervert.

The_good_doctor		2012-05-15 09:46:24 PM

Mugato: Shrinkwrap: I guess I'll be watching Aeon flux now

She has black hair and gets naked in The Devil's Advocate.

Naked and cut, bleeding, bruised, and crying if that's what you're into. NTTAWWT

In Aeon Flux, she's just sexy period, and there's more screentime of her than the other.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-05-15 09:51:40 PM

There's a whole lotta gay in this thread.

Harry_Seldon		2012-05-15 10:03:24 PM

I think Kristen Stewart is totally hot. Not movie star hot. More like "woman I might meet in real life who might talk to me" hot. That's hot in my book.

R.A.Danny		2012-05-15 10:06:02 PM

9beers: Kristen Stewart is ugly? Wow, you guys are morons.

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She's pretty. She's not 1/10th as pretty as Theron. There's no shame in that.

Seth'n'Spectrum		2012-05-15 10:09:08 PM

Here's the two of them on French television. Kristen is all kinds of adorable.

Mugato		2012-05-15 10:12:08 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Here's the two of them on French television. Kristen is all kinds of adorable.

She's actually smiling in that.

NateAsbestos		2012-05-15 10:12:50 PM

StoPPeRmobile: ZeroCorpse: Celebrities suck. Fark needs more pictures of real people.

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You walked right into that one, Zero

Bathysphere		2012-05-15 10:13:01 PM

Theron is my celebrity girlcrush. I would pay for her and that swedish dude to make a sex tape.
I normally don't like blondes, but she's hot. See: Head in the Clouds.

Atomic Spunk		2012-05-15 10:13:12 PM

Kristen Stewart is the level of pretty you'll attract if you own your own car and you have some beer and weed on you.

Charlize Theron is the level of pretty you'll attract if you run a hedge fund or if you attend a college where your family's name is on a building.

Harry_Seldon		2012-05-15 10:20:46 PM

Atomic Spunk: Kristen Stewart is the level of pretty you'll attract if you own your own car and you have some beer and weed on you.

Charlize Theron is the level of pretty you'll attract if you run a hedge fund or if you attend a college where your family's name is on a building.

I have motorcycle, and malt liquor. What will that get me?

moothemagiccow		2012-05-15 10:21:56 PM

R.A.Danny: 9beers: Kristen Stewart is ugly? Wow, you guys are morons.

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She's pretty. She's not 1/10th as pretty as Theron. There's no shame in that.

I fail to see what's so hot about this
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jmr61		2012-05-15 10:25:22 PM

You folks are missing the hot one:

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malaktaus		2012-05-15 10:35:26 PM

Lipspinach: Trik: to be fair Kristen would look much better with her hair down

Charlize is blessed in that she'd look good bald and in sack cloth

Can you even get sack cloth anymore?

You've never seen those giant sacks of potatoes? Cut a few holes in it, get a piece of rope to use as a belt, and you're all ready to go begging for alms.

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