Wow, tough break.

I was hoping he injured it in a freak breakdancing accident.

Wow, tough...

Madman drummers bummers: Wow, tough break.

Aw, dammit

inb4socializedhealthcare

Just work it into your act. Where it in a detachable pant leg, and when you get to the climax of the routine, tear if off. Then you can do any number of things:

1. Play it like a guitar using sweeping windmill motions.
2. Start eating it.
3. Make pretend that it's your dick and start flopping it around at the knee.
4. Throw it to a beautiful lady in the crowd as a souvenir.
5. Start screaming and flopping on the floor during the silent break, but when the music kicks back in, go on with your routine.
6. Teach kids to leave a note when the house is low on milk.
7. Do the hop.
8. Play soccer against yourself to the beat.
9. Light the ends on fire and twirl it like a Hawaiian baton.

Lemons, lemonade people.
10. Beat the audience to death with it.

On the bright side, it opens up the 'Spin Like a Top' move.

"The car literally swept the man's scooter away off the road."

How did it hold the broom?

Wonders if he'll defect.

He can still dance to Hip-Hop, right?

this is what you get when your govmit tries to take over your helth care socialized healthcare
gotta love it

Angry Buddha: He can still dance to Hip-Hop, right?

Or left. TFA didn't specify.

do you know how fast an American paper would be sued if it claimed "due to medical negligence" before all this was sorted out (after years of court trials)?

ATOMWATTS: I like the link to the right.... Miss Bum Bum Brazil...



Link

Whar Amber Amputee?

FTFA: The car literally swept the man's scooter away off the road.


Thank you, I would have first thought, "figuratively swept the man's scooter."



Ironically, "literally" is the second most incorrectly used term in modern usage.

It is not like it is real dancing, so no big loss.

Sad, a fine talent.

In Russia dance breaks you?



/anyone? anyone?

Too bad it wasn't Ill Mitch.

The man is in this article lost his leg to gangrene. The man was injured riding a scooter and the man was sideswiped and thrown into a ditch. The man could have had his leg saved but the hospital people were to slow in sending the man to another facility. The man was a champion break dancer.

I think it is clear from reading this article that he was "the man".

Breaking News?

JaaVaa

inb4socializedhealthcare

Took a full 7 posts before loonies defended state run medical negligence. You guys are slipping.

Nogale: IN Russia... dance breaks you.

So the one legged break dancer said, 'Don't worry about me baby...I ride side-saddle!'

For some kind of awesome dude there sure is a complete lack of videos of him on the Net.

David Elsewhere FTW