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		Completing the somewhat rare Fark Hockey Greenlight Trifecta, at 9pm (Eastern) tonight the LA Kings try to go up 2-0 over the Phoenix Coyotes. Will they or will Phoenix even things up going into game 3? (tsn.ca)		808
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Earguy		2012-05-15 11:48:04 PM

I need to go to bed, now that the game is over. But I don't want to leave on that horrible Grease song. Something better? Like DD doing BB?

ontariolightning		2012-05-15 11:48:12 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Shutout. Hat trick. Kings have only lost 1 game so far. I've got no words for this team.

Rangers might give them some trouble.. with all the shots they block
i don't see Kings blocking that many shots

desertgeek		2012-05-15 11:48:20 PM

Vangor: hulk hogan meat shoes: desertgeek: I just got an email from the Coyotes about buying tickets for game 5. Desire to punch a brick wall building...

I got an email about how the Red Wings brand experienced significant growth during the 11-12 season. Yeah, growth is losing in the first round.

Eh, we have a new set of faces after several years where Helm, Abdelkader, and Filpulla were basically the only viable "new" players. Our newest folk seem to fit in well. I knew this wasn't our season, but we'll get one in the next three. As for growth, didn't we have sell out crowds for practically every game?

I asked this back in the 1st round and no one replied: does the Joe really hold 20k because it doesn't look like it.

Vangor		2012-05-15 11:48:21 PM

darwinoid		2012-05-15 11:48:25 PM

If the Kings keep this up, and get their PP in order, I can't see them not taking Lord Stanley's Cup to LA.

FastJeff		2012-05-15 11:48:47 PM

HeathenHealer: FastJeff: *cough*
Looks like Quick might be getting a SHUTOUT tonight. Excellent way to bring the game to LA, with a SHUTOUT.

Nice.

I always do this to our goalie in mens league. With about two minutes left when he's got a shutout going a bunch of will start telling him "Hey, did you know you've got a shutout going?". Good times.

Did that to my lilbro once, I still hear about it years later. He was playing and I yell over the boards "Hey! What's the score!" he yells "8-0"....

hehehehe

"Going for the shutout?"

About 10 seconds later he got scored on. He almost burned holes in me with his glare.

beal99		2012-05-15 11:48:54 PM

WELCOME TO KARAOKE MOFOS

i49.tinypic.com

darwinoid		2012-05-15 11:49:11 PM

Silvara		2012-05-15 11:49:13 PM

Good lord...I walk away for a few minutes and this thread goes crazy.

eddievercetti		2012-05-15 11:49:24 PM

Almost home, fark that game, fark it to hell.

Gonna buy me Max Payne 3 (AKA the Smiths Story) and drown all my sorrows like Max

Frozen_Puck		2012-05-15 11:50:17 PM

HELL YEAH! THE OFFICIAL HOCKEY AFTER-PARTY IS UNDERWAY!

cyberbenali		2012-05-15 11:50:24 PM

Good game LA. Don't think Coyote fans will need Game 5 tickets. Good night all, see you for Rangers-Devils tomorrow.

Frozen_Puck		2012-05-15 11:50:55 PM

Silvara: Good lord...I walk away for a few minutes and this thread goes crazy.

the hell are you doing walking away??

vegaswench		2012-05-15 11:50:59 PM

Silvara: Good lord...I walk away for a few minutes and this thread goes crazy.

The hockey was just as crazy. And so was DD, so that's cool.

Vangor		2012-05-15 11:51:16 PM

desertgeek: I asked this back in the 1st round and no one replied: does the Joe really hold 20k because it doesn't look like it.

Yup. The Joe, compared to other rinks I have seen, has lots of high seats rather than being a wide arena.

Silvara		2012-05-15 11:51:24 PM

Why do people keep singing this?

robsul82		2012-05-15 11:51:31 PM

Watching the game at the local watering hole tomorrow...first I will destroy foolio Ranger fans at weekly bar trivia, then the Devils will tie the series at 1. That will be a perfect Wednesday, heh.

beal99		2012-05-15 11:51:36 PM

they asked if you could sing Amy winehouse and I said NO NO NO

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-05-15 11:51:46 PM

desertgeek: Vangor: hulk hogan meat shoes: desertgeek: I just got an email from the Coyotes about buying tickets for game 5. Desire to punch a brick wall building...

I got an email about how the Red Wings brand experienced significant growth during the 11-12 season. Yeah, growth is losing in the first round.

Eh, we have a new set of faces after several years where Helm, Abdelkader, and Filpulla were basically the only viable "new" players. Our newest folk seem to fit in well. I knew this wasn't our season, but we'll get one in the next three. As for growth, didn't we have sell out crowds for practically every game?

I asked this back in the 1st round and no one replied: does the Joe really hold 20k because it doesn't look like it.

Well now that all of those overpaid auto workers can't go to games anymore (and because the team is far from what it was in the 90s) it's easier for other people to go to games now. And there are indeed 20,000 seats, but they are far from comfortable. Narrow as hell, and you feel like you're climbing a mountain to get to your seat.

Silvara		2012-05-15 11:52:08 PM

Frozen_Puck: the hell are you doing walking away??

After the game ended, geez.

vegaswench: The hockey was just as crazy. And so was DD, so that's cool.

The hockey I saw :)

eddievercetti		2012-05-15 11:52:24 PM

Where's that karaoke bar everyone keeps talk about?

I may need to visit it...only to unleash my rage.

Vangor		2012-05-15 11:52:31 PM

beal99: they asked if you could sing Amy winehouse and I said NO NO NO

Amy Winehouse can't sing, so she is just being accurate to the memory. "Rehab" sounds like she was beginning to eat packs of cigarettes.

vegaswench		2012-05-15 11:52:36 PM

robsul82: Watching the game at the local watering hole tomorrow...first I will destroy foolio Ranger fans at weekly bar trivia, then the Devils will tie the series at 1. That will be a perfect Wednesday, heh.

Sounds fun. Good luck.

Frozen_Puck		2012-05-15 11:53:24 PM

Silvara: After the game ended, geez.

Still... :-)

TheManofPA		2012-05-15 11:53:51 PM

Greatest singing rule ever?:

3.) Stage Limit - No more than 6 guests at a time on stage
(Unless you and your friends are REALLY HOT!!!).

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-05-15 11:53:56 PM

I only saw a little bit of the game... WTF with Smith slashing Brown???

eddievercetti		2012-05-15 11:54:10 PM

But really, what's the link to karaoke stream?

FastJeff		2012-05-15 11:54:16 PM

Well, no hockey for a while. Time to go see if D3 is playable yet.

jeffrey626		2012-05-15 11:55:01 PM

cupid shuffle!!!

desertgeek		2012-05-15 11:55:09 PM

Vangor: desertgeek: I asked this back in the 1st round and no one replied: does the Joe really hold 20k because it doesn't look like it.

Yup. The Joe, compared to other rinks I have seen, has lots of high seats rather than being a wide arena.

hulk hogan meat shoes: desertgeek: Vangor: hulk hogan meat shoes: desertgeek: I just got an email from the Coyotes about buying tickets for game 5. Desire to punch a brick wall building...

I got an email about how the Red Wings brand experienced significant growth during the 11-12 season. Yeah, growth is losing in the first round.

Eh, we have a new set of faces after several years where Helm, Abdelkader, and Filpulla were basically the only viable "new" players. Our newest folk seem to fit in well. I knew this wasn't our season, but we'll get one in the next three. As for growth, didn't we have sell out crowds for practically every game?

I asked this back in the 1st round and no one replied: does the Joe really hold 20k because it doesn't look like it.

Well now that all of those overpaid auto workers can't go to games anymore (and because the team is far from what it was in the 90s) it's easier for other people to go to games now. And there are indeed 20,000 seats, but they are far from comfortable. Narrow as hell, and you feel like you're climbing a mountain to get to your seat.

Thanks. The place looks much smaller on TV. Like it would hold 16k at most.

Vangor		2012-05-15 11:55:25 PM

Hate the song but love the reaction.

FastJeff: Well, no hockey for a while. Time to go see if D3 is playable yet.

I heard the major issues are caused by people continuing to use the beta launcher.

ontariolightning		2012-05-15 11:55:37 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: I only saw a little bit of the game... WTF with Smith slashing Brown???

or Hanzal boarding Brown

Bob Mckenzie thinks its a suspension

Derek Moores knee on knee might be a susp too

Doans hit from behind won't be

slamjack		2012-05-15 11:55:47 PM

eddievercetti: But really, what's the link to karaoke stream?

KARAOKE TIME

Vangor		2012-05-15 11:56:05 PM

eddievercetti: But really, what's the link to karaoke stream?

Link

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-05-15 11:56:16 PM

desertgeek: Vangor: desertgeek: I asked this back in the 1st round and no one replied: does the Joe really hold 20k because it doesn't look like it.

Yup. The Joe, compared to other rinks I have seen, has lots of high seats rather than being a wide arena.

hulk hogan meat shoes: desertgeek: Vangor: hulk hogan meat shoes: desertgeek: I just got an email from the Coyotes about buying tickets for game 5. Desire to punch a brick wall building...

I got an email about how the Red Wings brand experienced significant growth during the 11-12 season. Yeah, growth is losing in the first round.

Eh, we have a new set of faces after several years where Helm, Abdelkader, and Filpulla were basically the only viable "new" players. Our newest folk seem to fit in well. I knew this wasn't our season, but we'll get one in the next three. As for growth, didn't we have sell out crowds for practically every game?

I asked this back in the 1st round and no one replied: does the Joe really hold 20k because it doesn't look like it.

Well now that all of those overpaid auto workers can't go to games anymore (and because the team is far from what it was in the 90s) it's easier for other people to go to games now. And there are indeed 20,000 seats, but they are far from comfortable. Narrow as hell, and you feel like you're climbing a mountain to get to your seat.

Thanks. The place looks much smaller on TV. Like it would hold 16k at most.

Yep. You're practically sitting on your neighbor's lap.

beal99		2012-05-15 11:56:38 PM

is this song/line dancing a southern thing? I don;t see it up north

Gawdzila		2012-05-15 11:57:49 PM

FightDirector: Gawdzila: Congrats on the hatty, Carter!

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x344]

[img692.imageshack.us image 640x706]

Don't suppose you have pics of bent-over ice girls from the other end?

You know, for comparison purposes...

Close as I could get on a quick search :)

downloads.kings.nhl.com

/I like tight butts and I cannot lie

ontariolightning		2012-05-15 11:59:24 PM

Gawdzila: FightDirector: Gawdzila: Congrats on the hatty, Carter!

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x344]

[img692.imageshack.us image 640x706]

Don't suppose you have pics of bent-over ice girls from the other end?

You know, for comparison purposes...

Close as I could get on a quick search :)

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

/I like tight butts and I cannot lie

Bet they couldn't name the original 6

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-05-15 11:59:56 PM

I'd like one of those Grit LA Kings shirts. And I'm not even a Kings fan.

The Great Gazoo		2012-05-16 12:00:26 AM

Silvara		2012-05-16 12:00:37 AM

Frozen_Puck: Still... :-)

I've had a lot of tea OK? Geez.

gas giant		2012-05-16 12:01:17 AM

Frozen_Puck		2012-05-16 12:01:41 AM

Silvara: Frozen_Puck: Still... :-)

I've had a lot of tea OK? Geez.

Haha, just messing.. you're allowed short breaks. I take them too, but it does seem that's when you miss the good shiat. :-)

hulk hogan meat shoes		2012-05-16 12:01:49 AM

ontariolightning: Gawdzila: FightDirector: Gawdzila: Congrats on the hatty, Carter!

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x344]

[img692.imageshack.us image 640x706]

Don't suppose you have pics of bent-over ice girls from the other end?

You know, for comparison purposes...

Close as I could get on a quick search :)

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

[downloads.kings.nhl.com image 640x480]

/I like tight butts and I cannot lie

Bet they couldn't name the original 6

Bet they don't even know that the "Original 6" were the only teams to survive the Great Depression and that the term is a misnomer at best.

eddievercetti		2012-05-16 12:02:37 AM

slamjack: KARAOKE TIME

Vangor: Link

Thank you and bookmarked, I'm home!

C+C Music Factory?

RminusQ		2012-05-16 12:02:46 AM

BTW, for some sincerely dirty asshole play from the IIHF Worlds, you can't beat what Koba Jass, hereafter referred to ass "Koba Jasshat", did today.

Renegade Pervert		2012-05-16 12:03:28 AM

Sweet jesus. C+C Music Factory! YES!

9beers		2012-05-16 12:03:34 AM

Abbey busting some mad moves.

Frozen_Puck		2012-05-16 12:03:48 AM

Nicole and Abbey are so sexy!

jeffrey626		2012-05-16 12:04:25 AM

beal99: is this song/line dancing a southern thing? I don;t see it up north

Its the new Cha Cha slide... saw it at college a lot and a few weddings

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