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(TSN)   Completing the somewhat rare Fark Hockey Greenlight Trifecta, at 9pm (Eastern) tonight the LA Kings try to go up 2-0 over the Phoenix Coyotes. Will they or will Phoenix even things up going into game 3?   (tsn.ca) divider line 808
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2012-05-15 11:28:45 PM  
If LA's PP starts coming to life with these couple of PP goals, might as well just give them the Cup already!
 
2012-05-15 11:29:01 PM  
This game needs to end quickly so Brown doesn't lose more teeth.

Oh look, 4-0. Hat trick
 
2012-05-15 11:29:05 PM  
Waving the white flag here. I give up. Good luck in the Final, Kings.

/Jesus farking Christ, Yotes... what the fark happened to you guys?
 
2012-05-15 11:29:15 PM  
Aaaaaaaand Game Over!
 
2012-05-15 11:29:23 PM  

A Fark Handle: why was there a 5 on 3? where was the penalty?

/goal...

yote deliberately kneed a king player
 
2012-05-15 11:29:26 PM  
Sutter still looking displeased despite success
 
2012-05-15 11:30:01 PM  
Here we go
 
2012-05-15 11:30:13 PM  
Man I can't wait til game 3. Gonna be a good one.
 
2012-05-15 11:30:15 PM  

9beers: cyberbenali: Gamne 3 is going to be ugly.

I think this game is going to get ugly before it's over.


Yep. Seems like it.
 
2012-05-15 11:30:21 PM  

desertgeek: Waving the white flag here. I give up. Good luck in the Final, Kings.

/Jesus farking Christ, Yotes... what the fark happened to you guys?


Same thing that happened to Nashville after they dispatched the Wings in 5 but then ran into Phoenix? Things work out that way sometimes...
 
2012-05-15 11:30:24 PM  

shadowdweller: Sutter still looking displeased despite success


The Kings fan sitting next to me told me, "Hey, look, he's almost smiling!"

Oh yeah, Penner, give 'em hell!
 
2012-05-15 11:30:26 PM  
Well this is just gonna get nasty now.
 
2012-05-15 11:30:27 PM  

FastJeff: lol I like how TSN is just letting Ferraro drone on and on.


Ferraro sucks but hes better than Glenn Healey lol
 
2012-05-15 11:30:29 PM  
img88.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-15 11:30:43 PM  

9beers: cyberbenali: Gamne 3 is going to be ugly.

I think this game is going to get ugly before it's over.


winner winner chicken dinner!!!
 
2012-05-15 11:30:49 PM  

darwinoid: Phoenix with 40 minutes of penalties and Doan/Hanzal out. Well played.


I don't think Doan will get suspended, that hit was a lot on Lewis. But I think Hanzal will. That looked like he was trying to injure Brown.
 
2012-05-15 11:31:06 PM  
if you cant hit the high note in "dont stop believing", DONT SING IT
 
2012-05-15 11:31:17 PM  

shadowdweller: FightDirector: shadowdweller: Brown looking a little woozy on the bench

You blame him?

Not really, looked pretty bad


They should just sit him the rest of the game.
 
2012-05-15 11:31:18 PM  
Big surprise. How many more fights/penalties can be squeezed into remaining minutes?
 
2012-05-15 11:31:36 PM  
I can't remember the last time Penner got mad.
 
2012-05-15 11:32:10 PM  

9beers: cyberbenali: Gamne 3 is going to be ugly.

I think this game is going to get ugly before it's over.


Yep. You called it.
 
2012-05-15 11:32:32 PM  
www.graphicsgrotto.com
 
2012-05-15 11:32:34 PM  
Bye-bye Phoenix! My condolences to your 4 fans!
 
2012-05-15 11:32:35 PM  
There's no hate like hockey hate!
 
2012-05-15 11:32:44 PM  

Gawdzila: darwinoid: Phoenix with 40 minutes of penalties and Doan/Hanzal out. Well played.

I don't think Doan will get suspended, that hit was a lot on Lewis. But I think Hanzal will. That looked like he was trying to injure Brown.


As I said earlier, a Doan suspension would be BS because by the rule book; it shouldn't have been a boarding call. I haven't seen the Hanzal hit so I'll reserve judgment until I do later tonight.
 
2012-05-15 11:33:04 PM  

shadowdweller: Sutter still looking displeased despite success


I'm starting to think he's permanently constipated.
 
2012-05-15 11:33:07 PM  

beal99: if you cant hit the high note in "dont stop believing", DONT SING IT


Missed that, but feel for whoever was singing it. There's a lot of songs I like to sing, but I can't hit high notes for shiat. If I was up there, some of the song would sound good, and other parts God awful. :-(
 
2012-05-15 11:33:16 PM  
methinks MC Double D's would be fun in the sack
 
2012-05-15 11:33:18 PM  
LOL - friend who's following the game just facebook'd me with a copy-pasted rant about why the refs are sucking so much here: it's a Bettman conspiracy!

See, nobody is going to watch the Devils/Coyotes SCF. But LA/NY, though, is a potential ratings bonanza possibly second only to Montreal/Toronto. Therefore, anything that hurts Phoenix (or the Devils, but he doesn't care about them because he's a rags fan and Devils and their fans don't have souls and are Bad People anyway) is automatically a "good" thing for the refs to call, while the Kings have to do a lot to get a penalty called against them.

I have yet to hear what he thinks of the diving call on Brown when he took a shaft to the knee, but I'm not holding out hope on a coherent response.

........

Also, whomever said that Phoenix is playing this way because they can't beat the Kings at full strength is on to something. If the Yotes don't knock a couple of forwards and/or Quick out of a game, they have zero chance to win.
 
2012-05-15 11:33:34 PM  

battery668: Bye-bye Phoenix! My condolences to your 4 fans!


lolz
 
2012-05-15 11:33:37 PM  
Eddie Shore!
 
2012-05-15 11:34:18 PM  

vegaswench: I can't remember the last time Penner got mad.


Oh yeah, here it is, the good old days when he was an Oiler: Link
 
2012-05-15 11:35:08 PM  

ontariolightning: FastJeff: lol I like how TSN is just letting Ferraro drone on and on.

Ferraro sucks but hes better than Glenn Healey lol


Yep, Healy took a few too many pucks to the bean.
 
2012-05-15 11:35:16 PM  

FightDirector: LOL - friend who's following the game just facebook'd me with a copy-pasted rant about why the refs are sucking so much here: it's a Bettman conspiracy!

See, nobody is going to watch the Devils/Coyotes SCF. But LA/NY, though, is a potential ratings bonanza possibly second only to Montreal/Toronto. Therefore, anything that hurts Phoenix (or the Devils, but he doesn't care about them because he's a rags fan and Devils and their fans don't have souls and are Bad People anyway) is automatically a "good" thing for the refs to call, while the Kings have to do a lot to get a penalty called against them.

I have yet to hear what he thinks of the diving call on Brown when he took a shaft to the knee, but I'm not holding out hope on a coherent response.

........

Also, whomever said that Phoenix is playing this way because they can't beat the Kings at full strength is on to something. If the Yotes don't knock a couple of forwards and/or Quick out of a game, they have zero chance to win.


Your friend musnt realize Coyotes is Buttmans baby
 
2012-05-15 11:35:16 PM  

beal99: methinks MC Double D's would be fun in the sack


Oh, I'm sure she's amazing!
 
2012-05-15 11:35:30 PM  
quick hasnt been challenged. the best scoring chances had him sliding out of his crease and a yote shooting wide.
 
2012-05-15 11:35:45 PM  

desertgeek: Waving the white flag here. I give up. Good luck in the Final, Kings.

/Jesus farking Christ, Yotes... what the fark happened to you guys?


I hope the Yotes are pulling reverse psychology. This better be a wake up call and show the Yotes this is a good team and if you want to make it, ACT LIKE IT!

We're not out yet but dammit, WE'RE CLOSE!
 
2012-05-15 11:35:59 PM  
They keep talking about Phoenix sending a message. The only message I see being sent is "we will take dumb penalties, play no defense, and get beaten up when we are trying to 'send a message' about not going out quietly."
 
2012-05-15 11:36:06 PM  
It's the Jump guy again, doing Humty Dance!
 
2012-05-15 11:36:08 PM  
Kings headed back home from battle victorious, and with scars to prove it.
Bring out the royal nurses!

frozenroyalty.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-15 11:36:08 PM  
Is this the same guy that was rapping House of Pain's Jump Around?
 
mjg
2012-05-15 11:36:11 PM  
I wonder if AZ's Right To Work laws pertain to Coyote players/staff
 
2012-05-15 11:36:43 PM  
ontariolightning:

Your friend musnt realize Coyotes is Buttmans baby

Really? Cause Fark has been complaining for the last five farking years that it's the Penguins which are Bettman's babies and he'd "Never let them lose if he can help it".

How many teams can he give preferential treatment to?
 
2012-05-15 11:37:04 PM  

FightDirector: LOL - friend who's following the game just facebook'd me with a copy-pasted rant about why the refs are sucking so much here: it's a Bettman conspiracy!

See, nobody is going to watch the Devils/Coyotes SCF. But LA/NY, though, is a potential ratings bonanza possibly second only to Montreal/Toronto. Therefore, anything that hurts Phoenix (or the Devils, but he doesn't care about them because he's a rags fan and Devils and their fans don't have souls and are Bad People anyway) is automatically a "good" thing for the refs to call, while the Kings have to do a lot to get a penalty called against them.

I have yet to hear what he thinks of the diving call on Brown when he took a shaft to the knee, but I'm not holding out hope on a coherent response.

........

Also, whomever said that Phoenix is playing this way because they can't beat the Kings at full strength is on to something. If the Yotes don't knock a couple of forwards and/or Quick out of a game, they have zero chance to win.


Counterpoint- the NHL still owns the Coyotes and there's still no guarantee that what was announced last week is going to happen. There's still motivation to tilt things in the Coyotes favor.

Counter to my counterpoint- they haven't done that at all. There's been no favoritism towards the Coyotes at any point over the past 3 years.
 
2012-05-15 11:37:12 PM  
fark hockey, this guy is rocking the Humpty Dance.
 
2012-05-15 11:37:25 PM  

Gawdzila: Kings headed back home from battle victorious, and with scars to prove it.
Bring out the royal nurses!

[frozenroyalty.files.wordpress.com image 600x328]


Dem ABS.
 
2012-05-15 11:38:10 PM  
Ugh, feeling awful and finally awoke. Interesting to discover Kings up by four. Kind of feeling wasn't an exciting game anyway.
 
2012-05-15 11:38:17 PM  

FightDirector:
See, nobody is going to watch the Devils/Coyotes SCF. But LA/NY, though, is a potential ratings bonanza possibly second only to Montreal/Toronto.


LOL. No.

If the Yotes don't knock a couple of forwards and/or Quick out of a game, they have zero chance to win.

Yes.
 
2012-05-15 11:38:25 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: They keep talking about Phoenix sending a message. The only message I see being sent is "we will take dumb penalties, play no defense, and get beaten up when we are trying to 'send a message' about not going out quietly."


Sending a message? That sure is a spin only a homer announcer would claim
 
2012-05-15 11:38:29 PM  

FightDirector: ontariolightning:

Your friend musnt realize Coyotes is Buttmans baby

Really? Cause Fark has been complaining for the last five farking years that it's the Penguins which are Bettman's babies and he'd "Never let them lose if he can help it".

How many teams can he give preferential treatment to?


Apparently anyone whose star is a "face of the league" or any team in non-traditional hockey markets where he's trying to grow the sport, or any team with a "good story of overcoming a financial crisis."

Conspiracies are lame. I don't hate Bettman as much as most people.
 
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