Treygreen13:
This Fall Fail, be prepared for:

MORE 1 TD-4 INT WINS
MORE 15-12 FIELD GOAL BATTLES
TWICE AS MANY 6 YARD RUNS ON 3RD & 15
AND DOZENS AND DOZENS OF YARDS PASSING

FTFY

The way his legs move that is. One foot in front of the other. I tell ya, this kid's got a REAL MOTOR.

NuttierThanEver: He must be referring to the guys who work on Tebow's Porsche.

Came here to say something along these lines, leaving satisfied. Good mechanics? Trololol...

Treygreen13: From the mind that brought you Mark Sanchez, Matt Cavanaugh is proud to present his latest masterpiece... Tim Tebow.

This Fall, be prepared for:

MORE 1 TD-4 INT WINS
MORE 15-12 FIELD GOAL BATTLES
TWICE AS MANY 6 YARD RUNS ON 3RD & 15
AND DOZENS AND DOZENS OF YARDS PASSING

This reminds me of that simpsons episode with the commercial for the soccer game:

FAST KICKING, LOW SCORING AND TIES? YOU BET!

Cyberluddite: Jet's quarterbacks coach . . .

So, that would be the quarterback coach of "the Jet"?

Well, not The Jet, but A Jet. I didn't know Jets had QB coaches. Learn something new everyday.

Cyberluddite: Jet's quarterbacks coach . . .

So, that would be the quarterback coach of "the Jet"?

Correct:

Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez

I think he means that the guys who repair Tebow's car are highly skilled.

sotua: NuttierThanEver: He must be referring to the guys who work on Tebow's Porsche.

Came here to say something along these lines, leaving satisfied. Good mechanics? Trololol...

Me too

Cewley: How many quarterbacks with GREAT mechanics are working at some non-football job?

Hell, he'd still be happier in fullback than selling shoes

Everyone looks good in no contact drills without pressure. As soon as Tebus is in the game he will go back to his fruit snake of a loop-dee-dew throwing motion that makes him garbage.

MtnByker: Everyone looks good in no contact drills without pressure. As soon as Tebus is in the game he will go back to his fruit snack of a loop-dee-dew throwing motion that makes him garbage.

Tebow has terrible throwing mechanics, but he has great footwork. Why do you think the Jets wanted him?

Treygreen13: From the mind that brought you Mark Sanchez, Matt Cavanaugh is proud to present his latest masterpiece... Tim Tebow.

This Fall, be prepared for:

MORE 1 TD-4 INT WINS
MORE 15-12 FIELD GOAL BATTLES
TWICE AS MANY 6 YARD RUNS ON 3RD & 15
AND DOZENS AND DOZENS OF YARDS PASSING

HE IS...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LITTLE TORTILLA BOY.

Treygreen13: MORE 1 TD-4 INT WINS

LOL

More than 2 INTs in a game last season

Romo - 1
Tebow - 0

Number of playoff wins in career

Romo - 1 (9 seasons)
Tebow -1 (2 seasons)

Personally, I hope Tebow applies his well regarded work ethic to his mechanics, becomes a serviceable NFL QB, and prays his way through 10 or 12 seasons as a starter.

The amusement of people losing their shiat over that would be awesome.

So what if he learns to throw? He still can't make reads and doesn't have the vision to spot open recievers.

Captain Steroid: Denver's loss will be the Jets' gain.

*cries*

Well, we got Peyton, and Tebow will always be a honorary pony.

ricewater_stool: And Romo has always sucked.

Oh I know, I just think it's funny a cowboys fan manages to run his mouth at all. Hell the cowboys fan in question bet me Tebow wouldn't have 16 TDs last season, and then couldn't pay up when it was time.

Oooo here's another one

Postseason TD - INT

Romo 2-1

Tebow 3-0

Wow, suddenly the Jets "offense" makes so much more sense.

I personally am looking forward to the epic meltdown and sideline fights of the jets team next year.

Jim from Saint Paul: Treygreen13: From the mind that brought you Mark Sanchez, Matt Cavanaugh is proud to present his latest masterpiece... Tim Tebow.

This Fall, be prepared for:

MORE 1 TD-4 INT WINS
MORE 15-12 FIELD GOAL BATTLES
TWICE AS MANY 6 YARD RUNS ON 3RD & 15
AND DOZENS AND DOZENS OF YARDS PASSING

HE IS...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LITTLE TORTILLA BOY.

Listen to meeee, keep ya head d-ohwn.

Treygreen13: For reference, Tim Tebow didn't even make the list, and Mark Sanchez is at #38.

All that "success", and one playoff win to show for it.

LOL also look at that list

Rodgers - SB champ
Brady - multiple SB champ
Manning - SB champ
Brees - SB champ
Roethlisberger - multiple SB champ


Tony Romo - 1 win.

Also not shown on the list, multiple SB champ Eli Manning.

bel4sucks: LOL also look at that list

Rodgers - SB champ
Brady - multiple SB champ
Manning - SB champ
Brees - SB champ
Roethlisberger - multiple SB champ


Tony Romo - 1 win.

Also not shown on the list, multiple SB champ Eli Manning.

But ask Fark. Fark will explain that SB's and playoff wins are not the best barometer of success.

What a good mechanic might look like

bel4sucks: Treygreen13: For reference, Tim Tebow didn't even make the list, and Mark Sanchez is at #38.

All that "success", and one playoff win to show for it.

I find it amusing that Kyle Orton, the guy Tebow replaced, is now Romo's backup

Also, slightly amusing and slightly infuriating, Andy Dalton has more game started than Tebow. Infuriating because one of Cowherd's knocks on Tebow is that he had not improved after a season (around the time the tebowmania was reaching its peak) but he only started 3 games on 2010.

Can't do much when you're getting limited playtime and then the NFL strike didn't help either.

It's only May, guys. Don't blow your Tebow wad before the season even starts. You gotta take your time, nice and slow. Wait a few weeks for the inevitable Sanchez mediocrity and then let the chants begin. Start slow and rhythmically "Tebow. Tebow" and then get louder "TEBOW. TEBOW" and faster "TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW" and then scream in ecstasy as our hero, Tim, takes the field!

Oh, God! I can't farking wait!

lilbjorn: [bittersweetcreations.net image 538x358]

What a good mechanic might look like

But it's a girl.

... I'm confused.

Jim from Saint Paul: lilbjorn: [bittersweetcreations.net image 538x358]

What a good mechanic might look like

But it's a girl.

... I'm confused.

Gender is not a prerequisite for mechanical skill.

netweavr: Jim from Saint Paul: lilbjorn: [bittersweetcreations.net image 538x358]

What a good mechanic might look like

But it's a girl.

... I'm confused.

Gender is not a prerequisite for mechanical skill.

You're funny. I like you.

LOL biatchass texan still can't pay me.

This pleases me.

As an unbashed Tebow detractor, I sincerely hope, and strongly suspect, he will get a chance to prove me wrong. I'm just glad the experiment in whether he can play at the NFL level is taking place on another team than the one I follow. It is pretty great to be able to have a conversation about the Broncos without Tebow being the beginning, middle and end of that conversation.

hehehehe...

Treygreen13:
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Failure.

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Failure.

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Failure.

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Failure.

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Failure.

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Failure.

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Failure.

Just keep in mind that these players also "suck" if "no Superbowl wins" is a qualifier for that.

He also said playoff wins.

Dan Marino - 8
Barry Sanders - 1 (against the cowboys.)
Sammy Baugh - 3
Fran Tarkenton - 6
Dick Butkus - 0
Tony Gonzalez - 0
Randy Moss - 6


Tony Romo - 1

Treygreen13: Jim from Saint Paul: bel4sucks: LOL also look at that list

Rodgers - SB champ
Brady - multiple SB champ
Manning - SB champ
Brees - SB champ
Roethlisberger - multiple SB champ


Tony Romo - 1 win.

Also not shown on the list, multiple SB champ Eli Manning.

But ask Fark. Fark will explain that SB's and playoff wins are not the best barometer of success.

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Failure.

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Failure.

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 320x400]
Failure.

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x365]
Failure.

[www.chicagonow.com image 300x330]
Failure.

[pcpsports.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]
Failure.

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Failure.

Just keep in mind that these players also "suck" if "no Superbowl wins" is a qualifier for that.

Hyperbole where art thou. Never said they were failures. Including Romo. I am suggesting SB wins, then playoff wins, then stats are my priorities when deciding who was "best" at *most* positions. That doesn't mean there isn;t room for anomalies and such. No, I do not think Trent Dilfer is better then Dan Marino, etc, etc, etc.

/I like Romo well enough
//Well Tarkenton and Moss are failures just for being Vikings.
///Vikings fan

Ow! That was my feelings!: As an unbashed Tebow detractor, I sincerely hope, and strongly suspect, he will get a chance to prove me wrong. I'm just glad the experiment in whether he can play at the NFL level is taking place on another team than the one I follow. It is pretty great to be able to have a conversation about the Broncos without Tebow being the beginning, middle and end of that conversation.

hehehehe...

The Broncos better keep that guy protected. Elway's dumb ass somehow managed to go get a guy who has a worse completion % and no wins as a starter to be the backup.

bel4sucks: Ow! That was my feelings!: As an unbashed Tebow detractor, I sincerely hope, and strongly suspect, he will get a chance to prove me wrong. I'm just glad the experiment in whether he can play at the NFL level is taking place on another team than the one I follow. It is pretty great to be able to have a conversation about the Broncos without Tebow being the beginning, middle and end of that conversation.

hehehehe...

The Broncos better keep that guy protected. Elway's dumb ass somehow managed to go get a guy who has a worse completion % and no wins as a starter to be the backup.

Yeah, I'm less than impressed with a number of Elway's other moves. "There is no plan B"...yeah there is Mr. Elway, if the plan A fails, your ass being fired is plan B.

Ow! That was my feelings!: Yeah, I'm less than impressed with a number of Elway's other moves. "There is no plan B"...yeah there is Mr. Elway, if the plan A fails, your ass being fired is plan B.

Totally. I can't believe he didn't go get some receivers. If Caleb Hanie sees the field, he's got less to work with at the receiver position than Tebow did, with Royal leaving. Eh, maybe Adam Weber makes a better showing this season. I admit I wanna see the 6 foot 7 kid play, I wanna know if he looks like a giraffe out there.

bel4sucks: Ow! That was my feelings!: Yeah, I'm less than impressed with a number of Elway's other moves. "There is no plan B"...yeah there is Mr. Elway, if the plan A fails, your ass being fired is plan B.

Totally. I can't believe he didn't go get some receivers. If Caleb Hanie sees the field, he's got less to work with at the receiver position than Tebow did, with Royal leaving. Eh, maybe Adam Weber makes a better showing this season. I admit I wanna see the 6 foot 7 kid play, I wanna know if he looks like a giraffe out there.

Agreed. Don't know how true it is, but I've heard that Osweiler is Elway's son Jack's best friend. Sincerely hope that didn't play into the draft, but the Broncos have a 2-3 year window with Manning to make a run at a Super Bowl and they STILL have a bunch of holes, especially on defense. The Broncos draft didn't make sense.