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(Toledo Blade)   Headline: "Man Shot In Central Toledo". Story: "The victim was struck in the groin". Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a new euphemism   (toledoblade.com) divider line 73
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2012-05-15 12:11:32 PM
Right in the Klinger.
 
2012-05-15 12:15:46 PM

R.A.Danny: Right in the Klinger.


Just missed his Mud Hen.
 
2012-05-15 12:20:36 PM
HOLEY TOLEDO!

/film at 11
 
2012-05-15 12:27:41 PM
As someone who has been to Toledo (twice!) I can say that that euphemism is neither new nor inaccurate.
 
2012-05-15 12:35:10 PM
This is going to be so enlightening.

/no, really. Some very good stuff is about to be created.
 
2012-05-15 01:34:22 PM
If cities represent body parts, then what is Miami? Urethra?
 
2012-05-15 01:40:51 PM

SmackLT: If cities represent body parts, then what is Miami? Urethra?


Nope.

Just wait until the oil hits the Miami.
 
2012-05-15 01:41:40 PM
I was kicked in the Twin Cities the other day...
 
2012-05-15 01:42:07 PM
Why do we need a euphemism for Central Toledo?
 
2012-05-15 01:42:19 PM
I once shot a man in Central Toledo just to watch him squirm and moan like that cop in Pulp Fiction.

/you hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?
 
2012-05-15 01:45:47 PM
You might hit me in Central Toledo but I'm kicking you in the Mankato.


Wow...my login still works!
 
2012-05-15 01:46:04 PM
Toledo is the safest city in America to get shot in.
 
2012-05-15 01:46:59 PM
I've seen a few girls that needed to shave their Clevelands.
 
2012-05-15 01:47:36 PM
"Marshal Dillon! They got me right in th' Central Toledo!"

"Them scoundrels are gonna hang, Chester..."
 
2012-05-15 01:47:43 PM
He got shot in the Tony Packo central to his Toledo.
 
2012-05-15 01:49:01 PM
You know.... CENTRAL TOLEDO.....just down from where that famous HOT DOG stand is that Klinger shows up at sometimes.
 
2012-05-15 01:49:26 PM
SmackLT: If cities represent body parts, then what is Miami? Urethra?

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
 
2012-05-15 01:50:53 PM
That'shiattin' you where you live.
 
2012-05-15 01:50:56 PM

SmackLT: If cities represent body parts, then what is Miami? Urethra?


The smeggy humid foreskin of Amurrica.
 
2012-05-15 01:51:24 PM
What a kick in the Cleveland.
 
2012-05-15 01:52:26 PM
"I once was like you, until I took a bullet to the groin."
 
2012-05-15 01:53:28 PM

Cybernetic: What a kick in theI just went to the bathroom and took a huge Cleveland.


Fixed that typo for you.
 
2012-05-15 01:54:48 PM
Holy balls! (Did there, you see it?!?) The city I went to college at is once again on fark! I think it's twice in one week's time.. New record!
 
2012-05-15 01:56:56 PM

Irascible: You might hit me in Central Toledo but I'm kicking you in the Mankato.


Wow...my login still works!


First, that's a nice account number you got there.

Second, how did they transport him to the hospital. I bet it wasn't by helicopter.
 
2012-05-15 01:57:05 PM

SmackLT: If cities represent body parts, then what is Miami? Urethra?


No, she's Detroit all the way child.
www.aretha-franklin.com
 
2012-05-15 01:59:21 PM
Poor guy. He'll never be able to do a Rusty Venture ever again.
 
2012-05-15 02:00:30 PM
I grew up in the Toledo area (well, suburbs), so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-05-15 02:00:58 PM
... Accurate according to Bowling Green State University fans.
 
2012-05-15 02:01:19 PM
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Aargh! My groin Toledo!
 
2012-05-15 02:03:37 PM
Hot dog!
 
2012-05-15 02:07:23 PM

sonorangal: "I once was like you, until I took a bullet to the groin."


You have to say that in a high, squeaky voice to get the full effect.
 
2012-05-15 02:08:49 PM

Irascible: You might hit me in Central Toledo but I'm kicking you in the Mankato.


Wow...my login still works!


Holy crap. 2001. All bow down to the old-timer.
 
2012-05-15 02:09:58 PM
I feel my central Toledo Sense tingling...
 
2012-05-15 02:10:27 PM

MoronLessOff: Irascible: You might hit me in Central Toledo but I'm kicking you in the Mankato.


Wow...my login still works!

First, that's a nice account number you got there.

Second, how did they transport him to the hospital. I bet it wasn't by helicopter.


Maybe it was by meat helicopter.

/Do NOT Google "meat helicopter".
//Seriously. Just don't.
 
2012-05-15 02:11:11 PM
I would never equate toledo to anything that could be connected to a pleasurable experience such as sex.
 
2012-05-15 02:12:56 PM
I got smacked across the face by a homeless guy because I wouldn't let him use my cell phone last Saturday. When I called the non-emergency police # she just chuckled and hung-up.
 
2012-05-15 02:14:46 PM
Holy Toledo!

rumplo.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-05-15 02:16:23 PM

Cybernetic: Irascible: You might hit me in Central Toledo but I'm kicking you in the Mankato.


Wow...my login still works!

Holy crap. 2001. All bow down to the old-timer.


I propose all 2001ers receive gifts, preferably in the form of cash or BIE.
 
2012-05-15 02:19:21 PM
Wanna lick my Toledo?.
 
2012-05-15 02:19:36 PM
Clintoned in the boobies?
 
2012-05-15 02:19:51 PM

Cybernetic: Maybe it was by meat helicopter.

/Do NOT Google "meat helicopter".
//Seriously. Just don't.


Totally did.

Made me giggle like an eight year old.
 
2012-05-15 02:19:55 PM
Did you get shot in the fracas?

No, I got shot in the leg, it just missed by fracas by inches.
 
2012-05-15 02:25:16 PM
"Dear Dr. Steinchron: I had a routine checkup the other day, but the doctor didn't examine my Central Toledo. Should I be concerned?
"Signed,
"WONDERING"
 
2012-05-15 02:26:13 PM

schattenteufel: Holy Toledo!

[rumplo.s3.amazonaws.com image 454x444]


Most people here are wearing these, actually...

www.reddishprinting.com

Also popular is Toledo's Not So Bad although I've noticed older Toledoans prefer Toledo! Ehh, it's Not So Bad.
 
2012-05-15 02:28:29 PM
What?? No Aww! My Balls!!Toledo
 
2012-05-15 02:31:28 PM
I guess that explains why there's so many dingleberries just south of Toledo.
 
2012-05-15 02:31:29 PM
 
2012-05-15 02:40:50 PM
I went to the Akron to take a Cleveland, but my Toledo got stuck in the Columbus. (Extra credit) Some Natti Sandusky'ed my son.
 
2012-05-15 02:41:44 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: schattenteufel: Holy Toledo!

[rumplo.s3.amazonaws.com image 454x444]

Most people here are wearing these, actually...

[www.reddishprinting.com image 612x720]

Also popular is Toledo's Not So Bad although I've noticed older Toledoans prefer Toledo! Ehh, it's Not So Bad.


I'm just going to go on record saying I've never seen anyone in Toledo wearing those shirts. And Toledo sucks.

/Finally moved away from that cesspit two weeks ago.
//Here's to hopefuly not going back and staying north of Detroit.
 
2012-05-15 02:43:02 PM

WarszawaScream: Cybernetic: Maybe it was by meat helicopter.

/Do NOT Google "meat helicopter".
//Seriously. Just don't.

Totally did.

Made me giggle like an eight year old.


Just curious, it took me some time to perfect this impressive maneuver. Is there like...a how to? Not that I need it. But if there isn't, I could totally write one.
 
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