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		Henry Kissinger subjected to "the full Monty" of groping while at TSA checkpoint at LaGuardia airport. In other news, Henry Kissinger still alive (foxnews.com)		77
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Festizio		2012-05-15 10:30:12 AM

Did they x-ray his Magic Murderbag?

Fabric_Man		2012-05-15 10:30:39 AM

Henry Kissenger earns a 10-cent royalty every time someone is killed in civil war.

king_nacho		2012-05-15 10:30:40 AM

Cheapest handy in New York

perigee		2012-05-15 10:31:29 AM

He's got better legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher - who wouldn't want a little grope?

WhippingBoy		2012-05-15 10:31:32 AM

He may be short and fat and pushy, but at least he's not insane.

tjsands1118		2012-05-15 10:31:40 AM

Subby, reading that headline was like an echo in my head.

Two16		2012-05-15 10:31:48 AM

Hank, I am disappoint.

Gabrin_Kinoda		2012-05-15 10:31:48 AM

Ha! I was halfway through the headline when I thought to myselft, "Henry Kissinger is still alive??"

Bravo to you, subby. Bravo to you.

Muta		2012-05-15 10:31:57 AM

Why should Kissinger be above the law? They should have taken him to the back room to get strip searched. I am sure the guy who watches the X-Ray scanner all day would rather the Gropers handle it. The Gropers were probably bummed Kissinger didn't go for the X-Ray scan.

RevCarter		2012-05-15 10:32:16 AM

You never know, he might have been planning on napalming a bunch of Cambodian kids.

NumberFiveIsAlive		2012-05-15 10:32:17 AM

"Did not look to be in a foul mood" on his flight following...

Me thinks he wanted the groping?

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-05-15 10:33:16 AM

A lot less worse than what the POW/MIAs Henry left behind in Laos, Cambodia, Thailand and Vietnam suffered.

And he won the Peace Prize for leaving them behind. Imagine.

perigee		2012-05-15 10:33:18 AM

Link

Cybernetic		2012-05-15 10:34:35 AM

"I believe that the airport screening process is beginning to break down...."

popesballs		2012-05-15 10:34:59 AM

They should've gotten Diane Sawyer to help. She could sit on his face, again.

olddeegee		2012-05-15 10:35:00 AM

If Henry Kissinger was a terrorist he would have attempted to destroy the country by dragging us through a diplomatic morass that would cause riots and protes.... wait a minute.

Arkanaut		2012-05-15 10:35:21 AM

Festizio: Did they x-ray his Magic Murderbag?

I believe that's Henry Killinger.

And he doesn't have to go through LaGuardia to fly.

cgraves67		2012-05-15 10:35:47 AM

I'm convinced Kissinger will outlive Abe Vigoda.

olddeegee		2012-05-15 10:36:03 AM

Also I wonder how many other terrorists have banged Barbara Walters?

vernonFL		2012-05-15 10:36:37 AM

He should be sharing a cell with Dick Cheney in the Hague.

Oldiron_79		2012-05-15 10:37:14 AM

Festizio: Did they x-ray his Magic Murderbag?

He should have just used his umbrella to fly

LouDobbsAwaaaay		2012-05-15 10:41:05 AM

They should keep a special pair of sandpaper-gloves in the cavity-search room for when Henry Kissinger flies.

kkinnison		2012-05-15 10:41:08 AM

Probably kept telling the screener he wasn't doing a good enough job, hoping to upgrade the pat down to a handjob

ringersol		2012-05-15 10:41:25 AM

Henry Kissinger?
How I'm missing yer.

/ nicer legs than hitler
// bigger tits than cher

Harry Freakstorm		2012-05-15 10:42:39 AM

Right now, mine TSA friend, you are fondling mine bag of Jew Gold.

macadamnut		2012-05-15 10:43:37 AM

vernonFL: He should be sharing a cell with Dick Cheney in ~~the Hague~~ Abu Ghraib.

/ftfm

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-05-15 10:43:49 AM

No one must know that my glasses fell in the toilet...

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-05-15 10:43:55 AM

And his murdering ways have given him access to some top-shelf pooh-say over the years, too.

Burr		2012-05-15 10:44:32 AM

"No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords."

Burr		2012-05-15 10:45:21 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: No one must know that my glasses fell in the toilet...

Dman me for getting an image!

You win this round, but I will be back!

oldfarthenry		2012-05-15 10:46:07 AM

Henry's still in the land of the mortals?
That explains why I haven't seen him on any low-rent dung heaps here in the fiery pit.

Mid_mo_mad_man		2012-05-15 10:47:29 AM

How is a war criminal not on the no fly list? His derailing the peace talks for political gain was treasonous.

unchellmatt		2012-05-15 10:47:30 AM

Kissinger? No no no, he was farkin' er.

/punchline...

puckrock2000		2012-05-15 10:47:34 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: A lot less worse than what the POW/MIAs Henry left behind in Laos, Cambodia, Thailand and Vietnam suffered.

And he won the Peace Prize for leaving them behind. Imagine.

POWs in Thailand? Last time I checked, they were our (very secret) allies during the war.

Oldiron_79		2012-05-15 10:51:37 AM

olddeegee: Also I wonder how many other terrorists have banged Barbara Walters?

Pft, He nailed Jill St. John (the smoking hot redhead from Diamonds are Forever), looking like he does. Thats like better than the Jedi Mind trick.

Burr		2012-05-15 10:51:51 AM

I heard he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. Enough said.

BunkoSquad		2012-05-15 10:52:47 AM

Kissinger, along with Cheney and NBA referee Joey Crawford, is one of the three people whose graves I look forward to peeing on at some point in my life.

Burr		2012-05-15 10:53:28 AM

Oldiron_79: Pft, He nailed Jill St. John (the smoking hot redhead from Diamonds are Forever), looking like he does. Thats like better than the Jedi Mind trick.

That's it...I admit defeat, just not quick on the trigger today....

/give the two hand v sign as he boards a plane

willy359		2012-05-15 10:54:12 AM

Why is Kissinger in my town? Is he plotting the overthrow of Rob Ford? Actually, I might be able to get behind that.

KierzanDax		2012-05-15 10:55:38 AM

I must be doing something wrong. Every pat down I get from the TSA (I refuse to use the body scanners) never ends up with my junk being touched. :(

WHY WON'T THEY TOUCH MY JUNK?!?

/weeps
//touches junk
///feels better

Walker		2012-05-15 10:56:04 AM

Yeah, I thought he was dead too.

Gulper Eel		2012-05-15 10:56:13 AM

Two16: Hank, I am disappoint.

Came here looking for Hitch being his own bad self.

He is that rare and foul beast, a man whose record shows sympathy for communism and fascism. It comes from a natural hatred of the democratic process, which he has done so much to subvert and undermine at home and abroad, and an instinctive affection for totalitarians of all stripes. True, full membership in this bestiary probably necessitates that you say something at least vicariously approving about the Final Solution. What's striking about the Nixon tapes is that they show Kissinger managing this ugly feat without anyone even asking him. May my seasonal call be heeded: Let this character at last be treated like the reeking piece of ordure that he is.

Nice.

wildcardjack		2012-05-15 11:02:00 AM

If only the good die young, Kissinger is immortal.

CognaciousThunk		2012-05-15 11:02:46 AM

In other news, Henry Kissinger still alive

Was that known before he arrived, or determined at the time of inspection?

justafarkingchef		2012-05-15 11:04:27 AM

At least the terrist muslins can't get me now, so it's cool.

dereksmalls		2012-05-15 11:08:57 AM

I'd like to see him " patted down " at Pochentong airport

schattenteufel		2012-05-15 11:10:05 AM

"Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy."

imontheinternet		2012-05-15 11:11:43 AM

After groping all those 6-year-olds and WWII vets, the TSA finally catches a criminal, and they just let him go.

Somaticasual		2012-05-15 11:14:42 AM

If you're going to apply an irritating, loophole-ridden blanket approach to security then you have to apply it to either everyone or no one. The only thing the TSA's program means is that the terrorist is going to fly out of a small country airport instead of La Guardia..

Snarfangel		2012-05-15 11:19:17 AM

BunkoSquad: Kissinger, along with Cheney and NBA referee Joey Crawford, is one of the three people whose graves I look forward to peeing on at some point in my life.

Ha, the joke's on you. Kissinger will be buried in an electrified casket.

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