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(My San Antonio)   Times sure have changed when an egg fight between neighbors ends up in the death of a high school superstar athlete   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 17
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2012-05-15 12:05:29 PM  
So they couldn't put him back together again?
 
2012-05-15 12:12:19 PM  
Hey, look, a defense that looks an awful lot like stand your ground.

He should've kept going with it.
 
MN8
2012-05-15 12:15:04 PM  
Except for the hottie javelin chick, there is no such thing as a Super Star from High School 10 farking years ago. If he was a super star, the reporter wouldn't have mentioned High School.
 
2012-05-15 12:15:28 PM  
He was 31,yet he was in the 2002 state championship team? I'm guessing as a coach, but the article makes it sound like he was a team member.
 
2012-05-15 12:16:19 PM  
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It's all fun and games until someone gets their shell cracked!
 
2012-05-15 12:16:44 PM  
FTA: "Michael Washington, 31, a 2002 member of the Judson High state champion football team"

He was 21 and a Senior in high school? What?
 
2012-05-15 12:17:31 PM  

zekeburger: He was 31,yet he was in the 2002 state championship team? I'm guessing as a coach, but the article makes it sound like he was a team member.



Ahh yeah... being a Coach would make a lot more sense.
 
2012-05-15 12:20:22 PM  

Worksucks370: zekeburger: He was 31,yet he was in the 2002 state championship team? I'm guessing as a coach, but the article makes it sound like he was a team member.


Ahh yeah... being a Coach would make a lot more sense.


Actually, since it was Judson, he could easily have been on the team, along with his older brothers.

/jealous, because my high school couldn't recruit like they could
 
2012-05-15 12:21:28 PM  
Had the case gone to trial, defense attorney Wayne Hampton said he would have called a witness to testify that his client was afraid for his life after the neighbor threatened to find somebody to kill him.

So that gives you justification to fatally stab anyone in the back with a knife? Holy crap by the reasoning I can be a serial killer and get away with due to all the 12 year olds that scream they were going to kill me for being better then them at video games!
/Long run on sentence is long.
//The life of the wife was ended by the knife.
 
2012-05-15 12:32:53 PM  

MN8: Except for the hottie javelin chick, there is no such thing as a Super Star from High School 10 farking years ago. If he was a super star, the reporter wouldn't have mentioned High School.


Four touchdowns in a single game!
 
2012-05-15 01:10:54 PM  
If I'm murdered, I hope the only thing I'm remembered for isn't being part of a high school football championship 9 years ago. Hank Hill, is that you?

Well, the first the I hope for is to not be murdered, but if there were two things I could hope for...
 
2012-05-15 01:17:51 PM  
FTFA:Michael Washington, 31, a 2002 member of the Judson High state champion football team, was walking one resident home when he got caught in the middle of the feud and was attacked without provocation, authorities said.

Most unlikely. Probably was set as an example to what happens if you refuse to throw the game. Amarite?
 
GBB
2012-05-15 01:19:49 PM  

Person: If I'm murdered, I hope the only thing I'm remembered for isn't being part of a high school football championship 9 years ago. Hank Hill, is that you?


NO MA'AM

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2012-05-15 01:20:21 PM  
"...deputies responded to the 600 block of Blue Ball Road in Elkton..."

Bet they get a lot of teenagers making out in that neighborhood. And doing it unsuccessfully.
 
2012-05-15 02:05:49 PM  

bumfuzzled: Worksucks370: zekeburger: He was 31,yet he was in the 2002 state championship team? I'm guessing as a coach, but the article makes it sound like he was a team member.


Ahh yeah... being a Coach would make a lot more sense.

Actually, since it was Judson, he could easily have been on the team, along with his older brothers.

/jealous, because my high school couldn't recruit like they could


This, Here in Texas we will go to any lengths to win in football!!

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/Win at all costs baby!!
//The book is a great read. The movie and tv show sucked!
 
2012-05-15 02:27:55 PM  
High school superstar athlete is the most overrated title next to grocery store assistant manager.
 
2012-05-16 01:01:36 PM  

eas81: bumfuzzled: Worksucks370: zekeburger: He was 31,yet he was in the 2002 state championship team? I'm guessing as a coach, but the article makes it sound like he was a team member.


Ahh yeah... being a Coach would make a lot more sense.

Actually, since it was Judson, he could easily have been on the team, along with his older brothers.

/jealous, because my high school couldn't recruit like they could

This, Here in Texas we will go to any lengths to win in football!!

[static6.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

/Win at all costs baby!!
//The book is a great read. The movie and tv show sucked!


0/10. Try harder next time.
 
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