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(Some Guy)   Here are 79 examples of Barack Obama's corruption, lying, lawbreaking, and cronyism   (danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com) divider line 260
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2012-05-15 08:48:21 AM  
Don't blame me. I voted for the good guy.
 
2012-05-15 08:50:17 AM  
Dan from Squirrel Hill? Really?
 
2012-05-15 08:51:42 AM  
Only 79? That makes him a goddamn saint compared to other politicians.
 
2012-05-15 08:52:13 AM  
No mention of him selling Texas to the Martians? And what about the Hen Fap, and the Picnic Apes?
 
2012-05-15 08:52:14 AM  
Really? A wordpress blog?
 
2012-05-15 08:52:15 AM  
Would have been much funnier in Comic Sans.
 
2012-05-15 08:52:42 AM  
4) Although Obama claims to support the Occupy Wall St. movement, the truth is that he has raised more money from Wall St. than any other candidate during the last 20 years.

Only took 4 to get one that was not corruption, lying, lawbreaking, or cronyism.
 
2012-05-15 08:52:44 AM  
Good work, Trollmodmitter.
 
2012-05-15 08:52:47 AM  
Really? Some of these are legitimate gripes, some are just... confusing:

"38) In November 2011, Obama announced that he would send 2,500 Marines to Australia."

Oh no! Obama... um.... uh.... what?
 
2012-05-15 08:52:52 AM  
Linking to theme-less Wordpress blogs now? I saw something interesting scrawled in shiat on a men's room wall... can I get it greenlit?
 
2012-05-15 08:53:48 AM  
It is a sad state of affairs when the most reasonable politician is a veteran of
Chicago local politics.
 
2012-05-15 08:53:51 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: Would have been much funnier in Comic Sans.


I don't know, it seems to lose its meaning if it isn't in its intended medium, smeared in one's own feces on a wall.
 
2012-05-15 08:53:59 AM  
 
2012-05-15 08:54:07 AM  
FTA: 1) In April 2009, antiwar activists who helped elect Obama accused him of using the same "off the books" funding as his predecessor George W. Bush when Obama requested an additional $83.4 billion from Congress for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan - a provision which Obama had voted against when he was a Senator.

From link in article:
The White House says the request, placed on Thursday evening, was needed to secure funding for the current fiscal year and that it will be the last made in this form before the first Obama budget kicks in.


Pre Obama budget, What a monster!
 
2012-05-15 08:54:54 AM  
38) In November 2011, Obama announced that he would send 2,500 Marines to Australia.

WTF?

And in case no one has told you, your blog sucks.
 
2012-05-15 08:55:30 AM  
Dan?

/you really need to get out more, Dan
//wear sunscreen... I'm sure you'll need it
 
2012-05-15 08:55:48 AM  
www.thefriendlyblogger.com
 
2012-05-15 08:55:52 AM  
www.collegeiseasy.net
 
2012-05-15 08:56:01 AM  

EyeballKid: I don't know, it seems to lose its meaning if it isn't in its intended medium, smeared in one's own feces on a wall.


Comic sanshiats?
 
2012-05-15 08:56:16 AM  
There are 79 different words for "black"?
 
2012-05-15 08:56:31 AM  
Oh this should be a good one....can't wait to see all the Dims come rushing in, frothing at the mouth....denying, attacking, flagellating. It will be glorious.


I hear a song coming on:

Oh When the Dims
Come rushing in
Oh when the Dims come rushing in....
 
2012-05-15 08:56:53 AM  
That was just boring.
 
2012-05-15 08:56:56 AM  

LockeOak: Good work, Trollmodmitter.


Gretchen Carlson will surely sleep with him now.
 
2012-05-15 08:57:26 AM  
33) In July 2009, White House reporter Helen Thomas criticized the Obama administration for its lack of transparency, therefore Henry Kissenger is automatically President and Obama will be banana-cream-pied at the next White House Correspondents' Dinner.
 
2012-05-15 08:57:44 AM  
80. Other people have traded on the Obama name and fame for profit, especially bloggers.
 
2012-05-15 08:57:47 AM  

karnal: Oh this should be a good one....can't wait to see all the Dims come rushing in, frothing at the mouth....denying, attacking, flagellating. It will be glorious.


I hear a song coming on:

Oh When the Dims
Come rushing in
Oh when the Dims come rushing in....


Try to control your erection, sir.
 
2012-05-15 08:58:02 AM  

karnal: Oh this should be a good one....can't wait to see all the Dims come rushing in, frothing at the mouth....denying, attacking, flagellating. It will be glorious.


I hear a song coming on:

Oh When the Dims
Come rushing in
Oh when the Dims come rushing in....


Subby? Blogger? Both?
 
2012-05-15 08:58:18 AM  
A look into this citizen journalist's thought-process

"They're doing a remake of Drop Dead Fred
December 11, 2011

I love the 1991 movie Drop Dead Fred. It incorporates hilarious slapstick comedy into a very serious psychological drama about the harm that's caused to children by verbal child abuse. The movie is funny, smart, touching, moving, and ultimately, uplifting because of its beautiful ending.

The Internet Movie Database states that a remake has gone into production with a release planned for 2014. A best case scenario would be for this remake to encourage a new audience to view the 1991 original version. Unfortunately, as it stands right now, the DVD of the original version is out of print - hopefully this situation will be rectified."
 
2012-05-15 08:58:47 AM  

Jerkwater: Linking to theme-less Wordpress blogs now? I saw something interesting scrawled in shiat on a men's room wall... can I get it greenlit?


On the bright side, it reminded me to make my yearly run to timecube, so ... there's that.
 
2012-05-15 08:59:13 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: karnal: Oh this should be a good one....can't wait to see all the Dims come rushing in, frothing at the mouth....denying, attacking, flagellating. It will be glorious.


I hear a song coming on:

Oh When the Dims
Come rushing in
Oh when the Dims come rushing in....

Subby? Blogger? Both?


Freepbagging retard?
 
2012-05-15 09:00:45 AM  
Philip Francis Queeg


karnal: Oh this should be a good one....can't wait to see all the Dims come rushing in, frothing at the mouth....denying, attacking, flagellating. It will be glorious.


I hear a song coming on:

Oh When the Dims
Come rushing in
Oh when the Dims come rushing in....

Subby? Blogger? Both?



Only my hairdresser knows for sure, Quiff.
 
2012-05-15 09:00:46 AM  

Zagloba: 33) In July 2009, White House reporter Helen Thomas criticized the Obama administration for its lack of transparency, therefore Henry Kissenger is automatically President and Obama will be banana-cream-pied at the next White House Correspondents' Dinner.


To be fair it's been known for years now that Helen Thomas hunts and eats people. I know they tried to say it was that allegedly anti-Semitic stuff but we brave freedom fighters know what's really going on.
 
2012-05-15 09:00:47 AM  

karnal: Oh this should be a good one....can't wait to see all the Dims come rushing in, frothing at the mouth....denying, attacking, flagellating. It will be glorious.


I hear a song coming on:

Oh When the Dims
Come rushing in
Oh when the Dims come rushing in....


Ladies and Gentlemen,

Dan.
 
2012-05-15 09:00:48 AM  
Can I take a picture of my penis with the word "Politics" written in red magic marker and get it green-lit too?

Would be as informative and constructive as this crapola.

/maybe "0bama sux lulz" would grab more hits?
 
2012-05-15 09:00:50 AM  
From the blog that brought you such gems as "50 reasons why no decent human being should vote to reelect President Obama," is it any surprise that this list is pathetically weak?
 
2012-05-15 09:01:18 AM  
my new favorite:

33) In July 2009, White House reporter Helen Thomas criticized the Obama administration for its lack of transparency.

We should start our own list. In May 2012, Viljo Tawast criticized the Obama administration for not for not making him a ham sammich.
 
2012-05-15 09:01:26 AM  
Two DIMS walked into a bar
The third DIM ducked

The bar was a metal pole, not a drinking establishment

DIMS
 
2012-05-15 09:01:34 AM  

LockeOak: Good work, Trollmodmitter.


New favorite word of the day.
 
2012-05-15 09:01:35 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: karnal: Oh this should be a good one....can't wait to see all the Dims come rushing in, frothing at the mouth....denying, attacking, flagellating. It will be glorious.


I hear a song coming on:

Oh When the Dims
Come rushing in
Oh when the Dims come rushing in....

Subby? Blogger? Both?


Nah he's just our resident farking moron
 
2012-05-15 09:01:48 AM  
19) In March 2007, Obama said of his health care plan, "I don't think we're going to be able to eliminate employer coverage immediately. There's going to be, potentially, some transition process..."

Help me, subby, does that fall under lying, breaking the law or cronyism?
 
2012-05-15 09:04:12 AM  
Emposter


From the blog that brought you such gems as "50 reasons why no decent human being should vote to reelect President Obama," is it any surprise that this list is pathetically weak?



Weak yet no one has refuted them.
 
2012-05-15 09:04:24 AM  
40) Obama had armed federal agents raid the Gibson guitar factory, order the employees to leave, and seize guitars and other property from the factory - and all of this happened without any charges being filed.

Yes! Obama personally handles the unit which deals with the illegal importation of rare woods. Why does he waste time on this minutia while we have brave young boys overseas?
 
2012-05-15 09:04:45 AM  

Viljo Tawast: 4) Although Obama claims to support the Occupy Wall St. movement, the truth is that he has raised more money from Wall St. than any other candidate during the last 20 years.

Only took 4 to get one that was not corruption, lying, lawbreaking, or cronyism.


Even #1 was not particularly good. And I am Republican.
 
2012-05-15 09:04:59 AM  
I couldn't get past the first one
 
2012-05-15 09:05:21 AM  
FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW
 
2012-05-15 09:05:49 AM  
You know it's going to be stupid... but you just can't prepare yourself for that level of stupid...
 
2012-05-15 09:06:20 AM  

karnal: Emposter


From the blog that brought you such gems as "50 reasons why no decent human being should vote to reelect President Obama," is it any surprise that this list is pathetically weak?


Weak yet no one has refuted them.


Do you habitually refute the ramblings of the shouting lunatic on the street corner?

/Assuming you aren't said shouting lunatic.
 
2012-05-15 09:06:37 AM  

actualhuman: Yes! Obama personally handles the unit which deals with the illegal importation of rare woods. Why does he waste time on this minutia while we have brave young boys overseas?


www.swamppolitics.com
"Young boys overseas? Well, if you'll pardon me, I must be, um, leaving..."
 
2012-05-15 09:06:52 AM  
Kinda falls apart quickly, eh?
 
2012-05-15 09:07:18 AM  

karnal: Emposter


From the blog that brought you such gems as "50 reasons why no decent human being should vote to reelect President Obama," is it any surprise that this list is pathetically weak?


Weak yet no one has refuted them.


Why bother?
 
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