First appearance of the Judean People's Front, high school students succumb to pier pressure, and Oden keeps his alcohol problems loki: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/6 - 5/12
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We're now a third of the way through the year with headlines. I'm planning on setting up a few early Headline of the Month contests for the Totalfarkers in the next couple weeks and letting them get their votes in early. Also, it'll give me more room later on in the year when it's time for the big contest to go.
Enjoy these, and see you again right here next week.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-05-06 to Sat 2012-05-12:
Acupuncture, hypnosis effective in getting people to quit smoking, according to the Bureau of I've Never Done a Double Blind Study In My Life
UN nuclear inspector in Iran killed in car crash. *wink*
Woman gives birth in a Tim Horton's. This is the first time in years they've had a delivery that wasn't trucked in frozen from Ontario
Historians find first evidence of a cult in Judah, also known as Judea, at the time of King David. Sadly, they can't agree if it should be called the "Judean People's Front" or the "People's Front of Judea"
Today is Howard Carter's 138th birthday. Egyptians celebrate by breaking into his tomb
Dock collapses during prom photo shoot due to pier pressure
The missing Russian jet apparently crashed into a Pacific island volcano, appeasing the Waponi fire god for one more year
Most US students fail at science, don't understand that if they aren't part of the solution....they are part of the precipitate
Geraldo Rivera claims he was 'manually raped' by TSA officials, proving the TSA does offer some value
Our federal government has commissioned a study to study studies. Conclusion...study studying studies is flawed. Fark needs a "facepalm" tag
British Olympic officials announce plan to deploy "sonic weapon" that can deliver ear-splitting, agonizing waves of noise to a large crowd. I'm just happy that Fran Drescher is still keeping busy
Babe Ruth's Boston home up for sale, will probably be picked up by someone from New York
Stoner gets two-year extension, munchies
Greg Oden reveals he was an alcoholic, and how he kept that fact loki
National survey indicates six percent of Canadians prefer Internet to sex -- results that seem counter-Inuitive
NFL players found to live longer than the general population. Probably because most Americans now outweigh the average starting offensive line
Comic book artist Tony DeZuniga, who co-created Jonah Hex, is dead at age 71. Sadly, he did live long enough to see his most famous creation on the big screen
Bobby Brown to take another crack at marriage
Grateful Dead drummer has book deal. Chapters will go on endlessly but people are encouraged to make free copies
Vogue editor Anna Wintour banned Kim Kardashian from Met Ball, although the narrow door would've taken care of that for her
Tonight: Obama to endorse gay marriage Tomorrow: will divorce Michelle. Friday: will marry Biden
Jersey Shore's JWoww attacks Bristol Palin for attacking Barack Obama on gay marriage. This is why we're a superpower, people
Gary Johnson could catch presidential race by surprise sex. Ok, I added the last word
Greek stocks again take it in the ass
First Dodge Dart leaves the factory, begins rusting
Vidal Sassoon split, ends
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