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(The Sun)   Ninety laxatives a day ruined my body -- along with my underwear, my sheets, my rugs, my carpool van   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 94
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2012-05-15 08:06:04 AM
What a sh*tty story.
 
2012-05-15 08:47:34 AM
from the look of the pics, they don't seem to be working.
 
2012-05-15 08:48:07 AM
Let she who hasn't been addicted to laxatives throw the first fece.
 
2012-05-15 08:49:09 AM
What a crappy addiction.

/people are stupid
 
2012-05-15 08:52:28 AM
Groovin' on ex-lax

it's a crappy way to go.........

yea, he be groovin' on ex-lax

watch out, he's gonna blow!
 
2012-05-15 08:52:36 AM
whywouldyoudothat.jpg
 
2012-05-15 08:53:45 AM
"See, somehow, I can't feel sorry for an anorexic. you know?. Rich coont, don't want to eat? fark her. fark her. Don't eat! I give a shiat. Like I'm supposed to be concerned about this. "I DON'T WANNA EAT!" Go fark yourself. Why don't you lie down in front of a railroad train right after you don't eat? What kind of a God damned disease is that, anyway? "I DON'T WANNA EAT!" How do we come up with this shiat in this country? Where do we get our values from? Bulimia, there's another all-American disease. This has got to be the only country in the world that could ever have come up with bulimia. Got to be the only country where some people are digging in the dumpster for a peach pit, other people eat a nice meal and puke it up intentionally."

-- Carlin

/love that bit
 
2012-05-15 08:54:28 AM
I take 50 laxatives a day cause I like fertilize the lawn while I walk around the yard
 
2012-05-15 08:55:21 AM

ColTomParker: from the look of the pics, they don't seem to be working.


Yeah I didn't notice much of a change in any of the pics except for her youngest one......plus is that worth the risk and shiating the bed during sex to lose like 28lbs over 4 years? Simple diet can do that in under a year.
 
2012-05-15 08:57:18 AM
Does your body develop a need for laxative? Like if you quit 90 a day, your body would plug up?
 
2012-05-15 08:57:22 AM
She seemed to have gotten fatter as time went on.
 
2012-05-15 08:58:19 AM
Ugh if I shat the bed in the middle of sex I would be so mortified. that would straighten me up real quick.
 
2012-05-15 08:59:13 AM

impaler: Does your body develop a need for laxative? Like if you quit 90 a day, your body would plug up?


apparently, it does, according to the article.
 
2012-05-15 08:59:25 AM
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2012-05-15 08:59:41 AM
Lord! She must of been busier than a soft-swirl ice cream dispenser at a beach-front restaurant!
 
2012-05-15 09:00:47 AM
From the Article -- edited for reality

So when she saw a documentary about anorexic singer Karen Carpenter,( Who died from anorexia ) she was inspired to copy the star's use of laxatives, ( because copying dead peoples cause of death is always the sure fire way to success!!

But to be honest, Karen Carpenter did lose weight after she was dead
 
2012-05-15 09:01:25 AM
After being married to one of these freaks (loved finding all the lax stashes when I was moving out) all I can say to her husband is: RUN THE FRAK AWAY. NOW! THIS biatch WILL *NEVER* GET BETTER.
 
2012-05-15 09:03:35 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: Ugh if I shat the bed in the middle of sex I would be so mortified. that would straighten me up real quick.


So would I cause I'm not going to help you clean up!
 
2012-05-15 09:03:49 AM
I guess I don't understand the thought process:

"I've done something that is both stupid and humiliating. Therefore, I should tell my story to a news outlet where it can receive wide distribution, thus allowing me to receive the derision and abuse that I so richly deserve."

Is that it?

/People are weird.
 
2012-05-15 09:04:14 AM
I just don't have the stones to do that. As you yanks know, a stone is a fortnight of pounds.
 
2012-05-15 09:04:47 AM
I started to wonder why the latest man would stick with her. I mean, obviously she's taking it up the pooper ("hey, honey, you missed a spot") but you could probably park an aircraft carrier and a ham sandwich up there by now. What's the point if there's no contact?

The Internet leads me to too many dark places. I need to take up knitting.
 
2012-05-15 09:05:33 AM
She saw a documentary about a chick who died from taking laxatives... and decided to start taking laxatives.

She should just go to Australia and jump off of the cliff now that the guy who saves everyone there is dead.
 
2012-05-15 09:05:42 AM
"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis"
 
2012-05-15 09:06:36 AM
Hmmm, so you thought taking weight-loss advice from someone who DIED OF ANOREXIA WAS A GOOD IDEA?

The mind boggles.
 
2012-05-15 09:06:58 AM
This guy is sympathetic:
www.retrorebirth.com
 
ows
2012-05-15 09:08:26 AM
13st?
 
2012-05-15 09:13:54 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: Ugh if I shat the bed in the middle of sex I would be so mortified.


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Memory foam mattresses never forget.
 
2012-05-15 09:14:45 AM
Cleaning those yellow teefs would have been a better (and cheaper) fix...

Fix the obvious, nasty shiat first, and if you are a good enough person, Prince Charming (or a chubby-chaser) will find you.
 
2012-05-15 09:19:10 AM

ows: 13st?


13 stone = 182 lbs
 
2012-05-15 09:21:35 AM
I recently had a colonoscopy and in preperation for it, was prescribed 14x times the normal dosage of a laxative. I was basically a human version of the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral.
 
2012-05-15 09:23:51 AM
I'm not a doctor but there has to be a threshold where the extra laxatives don't do anything right? Like say 10 a day is the most the body would respond to and the rest are just taking them to take them?


Also when did she find time to eat things to shiat out?
 
2012-05-15 09:24:13 AM
www.gpnotebook.co.uk

Type 7
 
2012-05-15 09:28:09 AM

Lone Stranger: [www.gpnotebook.co.uk image 350x456]

Type 7


Mushy Stool would be an awesome band name.
 
2012-05-15 09:28:32 AM

Lone Stranger: Type 7


Type 8.

www.tetonwyo.org
 
2012-05-15 09:29:02 AM

beefoe: I recently had a colonoscopy and in preperation for it, was prescribed 14x times the normal dosage of a laxative. I was basically a human version of the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral.


Here's the visual:
cincinnati.com

DoBeDoBeDo:
Also when did she find time to eat things to shiat out?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-15 09:29:14 AM

Two16: After being married to one of these freaks (loved finding all the lax stashes when I was moving out) all I can say to her husband is: RUN THE FRAK AWAY. NOW! THIS biatch WILL *NEVER* GET BETTER.


Hah, I know that story well. Uncle's wife said she had IBS. Nope, poopy-pills.
 
2012-05-15 09:29:54 AM

CheekyMonkey: Hmmm, so you thought taking weight-loss advice from someone who DIED OF ANOREXIA WAS A GOOD IDEA?

The mind boggles.


Before she died, Karen Carpenter was thin. Folks don't think about the death, they think about the thinness. And thinness is associated with health... even when you aren't.
 
2012-05-15 09:30:25 AM
Oh, and given my fark handle--

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-15 09:30:38 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: Ugh if I shat the bed in the middle of sex I would be so mortified. that would straighten me up real quick.


I guess you never did anal :)
 
2012-05-15 09:32:17 AM

bim1154: Blushing Wall Flower: Ugh if I shat the bed in the middle of sex I would be so mortified. that would straighten me up real quick.

So would I cause I'm not going to help you clean up!


You wouldn't help me clean it up but you better help me haul the mattress to the dump. Get it? Dump?
 
2012-05-15 09:33:53 AM

suthrnrunt: Blushing Wall Flower: Ugh if I shat the bed in the middle of sex I would be so mortified. that would straighten me up real quick.

I guess you never did anal :)


*blinks innocently*
 
2012-05-15 09:34:09 AM
The Runs is there
 
2012-05-15 09:34:12 AM
I like to keep it under 85 laxatives per day.
 
2012-05-15 09:34:46 AM

Cybernetic: I guess I don't understand the thought process:

"I've done something that is both stupid and humiliating. Therefore, I should tell my story to a news outlet where it can receive wide distribution, thus allowing me to receive the derision and abuse that I so richly deserve."

Is that it?

/People are weird.


I'm with you. Maybe, expelling this shiat at the media is the end result of a self-esteem issue and they take their chances, #1, they get the necessary attention rained down on them, whether it's good or bad doesn't matter, or #2...they go back to their dump of a house, their crappy job and their relationships that are quickly circling the drain- but it's out there and they feel accepted.



Poop.
 
2012-05-15 09:39:17 AM
scheisse fleck
 
2012-05-15 09:40:06 AM
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No one? really?
 
2012-05-15 09:40:26 AM

Feel_the_velvet: I like to keep it under 85 laxatives per day.


86 is fine too. but 88.. and 89.. now that's something. but NINETY
that's an illness

maybe switch to something socially accetable like adderall
 
2012-05-15 09:41:45 AM

velvet_fog: This guy is sympathetic:


Why is he wearing a pizza?
 
2012-05-15 09:44:46 AM
Poop thread?
 
2012-05-15 09:46:34 AM
She could not figure out how to stop overeating and she was taking laxatives...okey there I see why you never lost weight from it...

Statrted going to the gym and lost weight? Ric Romero wants to interview this woman
 
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