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(Washington Post)   Barack Obama, the first female president   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line 40
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2012-05-15 08:08:03 AM  
Barack Obama, the first Mormon president
 
2012-05-15 08:09:10 AM  
I still like this one better.

www.majhost.com

The Gaylo really makes it special.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-05-15 08:14:19 AM  
So at this rate he'll be the first transgender president by tomorrow
 
2012-05-15 08:44:15 AM  
It's getting silly. Knock it off, media.
 
2012-05-15 08:45:17 AM  
BillCo - So I guess you just assumed this article wasn't referencing that?

Because that's pretty dumb.
 
2012-05-15 08:46:30 AM  
I can't even imagine where you go from here. The first liquid metal president?
 
2012-05-15 08:46:45 AM  
He accepted an award from Barnard College and gave the commencement speech to graduates of the women's school. Heck, he even appeared in public wearing a gown.

Oh, FFS.

Is WaPo trying to make Newsweak look less lame in direct comparison?

Because it's working.
 
2012-05-15 08:46:57 AM  
Barack Obama, the first president.

/Sorry George, the socialist powered Kenyan time machine made more stops than just Hawaii Dept of Records
 
2012-05-15 08:47:34 AM  

PanicMan: I can't even imagine where you go from here. The first liquid metal president?


You think Romney is going to win?
 
2012-05-15 08:48:56 AM  

EngineerAU: Barack Obama, the first president.

/Sorry George, the socialist powered Kenyan time machine made more stops than just Hawaii Dept of Records


Barack Obama: first AND last president.
 
2012-05-15 08:49:04 AM  
Heck, he even appeared in public wearing a gown.

So did Jesus (who also had long hair, like a girl).
 
2012-05-15 08:49:34 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-15 08:50:13 AM  
Barack Obama - our FINEST transgendered president!
 
2012-05-15 08:50:16 AM  
yeah the "liberal" media strikes again
 
2012-05-15 08:50:22 AM  

EngineerAU: Heck, he even appeared in public wearing a gown.

So did Jesus (who also had long hair, like a girl).


Come to think of it, have you ever seen Jesus and Obama in the same room?

/Barack Obama; The first demigod President.
 
2012-05-15 08:50:55 AM  
So (just to be clear) when people start saying Obama is gay and he acts like a girl they have a basis in fact then?
 
2012-05-15 08:53:39 AM  

kukukupo: So (just to be clear) when people start saying Obama is gay and he acts like a girl they have a basis in fact then?


No.
 
2012-05-15 08:54:53 AM  

EngineerAU: Heck, he even appeared in public wearing a gown.

So did Jesus (who also had long hair, like a girl).


And hung out almost exclusively with men.
 
2012-05-15 08:56:05 AM  

kukukupo: So (just to be clear) when people start saying Obama is gay and he acts like a girl they have a basis in fact then?


Since when did Republicans start using things based in fact to attack the president?
 
2012-05-15 08:56:16 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: PanicMan: I can't even imagine where you go from here. The first liquid metal president?

You think Romney is going to win?


Touche.
 
2012-05-15 08:58:34 AM  
It's Madlibs! Obama - The First __________
 
2012-05-15 08:59:26 AM  
Good lord. He really IS all things to all people, isn't he?
 
2012-05-15 09:01:47 AM  

PanicMan: Philip Francis Queeg: PanicMan: I can't even imagine where you go from here. The first liquid metal president?

You think Romney is going to win?

Touche.


Bad Touch. (it's how I read that in my head)
 
2012-05-15 09:03:15 AM  
Says a guy named Dana.
 
2012-05-15 09:09:06 AM  
Is the WaPo doing satire now? I can no longer tell the difference between satire, GOP talking points, and the ramblings of a schizophrenic.
 
2012-05-15 09:14:46 AM  
Barak Hussein 0bama... our first dog eating president.

That one is true folks!
 
2012-05-15 09:15:41 AM  
Pants full of macaroni!!

Good lord. He really IS all things to all people, isn't he?



The Lord isn't going to help you heathens.
 
2012-05-15 09:18:12 AM  
Real first female President:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-15 09:19:43 AM  
He is campaigning to court the women vote and doing it well i might add. If the GOP hopes to win national elections, they should've been doing the same instead of enacting all these archaic laws aimed at women. remember they do make up half of the voting bloc.
 
2012-05-15 09:21:04 AM  
not really considering that women have lost so many jobs under his Presidency and he wasn't even willing to back Chief Warren.

we get it, he's a woman.
 
2012-05-15 09:21:55 AM  

kukukupo: So (just to be clear) when people start saying Obama is gay and he acts like a girl they have a basis in fact then?


yes. that is how it works on fark.
 
2012-05-15 09:26:52 AM  
Obama, the first Rowsdower President.
 
2012-05-15 09:29:14 AM  

Wolfy: Real first female President:

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Chester A. Arthur fall down.
 
2012-05-15 09:33:02 AM  
Obama, the first Klingon president.
 
2012-05-15 09:34:19 AM  
Sigh...still no Jewish presidents.

// our consolation prize is presidents who go all asshatty about Israel
// which is like asking for a sports car for your birthday, and getting a speeding ticket
 
2012-05-15 09:35:02 AM  
 
2012-05-15 09:50:14 AM  
Hagbardr

Obama, the first Klingon president.



I think he would make a better Ferengi.

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-05-15 11:04:29 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Says a guy named Dana.


Thank you.
 
2012-05-15 11:31:36 AM  
I know about Washington and TJ and all them, but couldn't he at least become the First 21st Century Legal Stoner President? Pick up the bong and stop the 'War on Mexico'.
 
MFL
2012-05-15 11:34:05 AM  
Barack Obama, the first 90's man president.
 
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