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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie makes incredible recovery from brain tumor operation which left her unable to walk, talk or eat. She's now studying to be a teacher, presumably to have sex with her students (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 85
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2012-05-14 09:48:23 PM
Prince Harry seems like an okay guy.
 
2012-05-14 10:03:27 PM
WHAR NHS NANNY STATE HEADLINE WHAR
 
2012-05-14 11:18:35 PM
Her sister's better looking.
 
2012-05-14 11:18:37 PM
hot... for a brit.
 
2012-05-14 11:19:06 PM
Mods, we need a moratorium on use of the word "hottie" in headlines.
 
2012-05-14 11:19:07 PM
That whole family's hair... Back and to the left.

Back and to the left.
 
2012-05-14 11:19:51 PM
Hottie? Im gonna assume subby is also British. To paraphrase...

On an island of 4s, a 6 is hot.

/i mean shes cute, dont get me wrong, id throw it in her...
 
2012-05-14 11:19:52 PM
I would do her
 
2012-05-14 11:20:40 PM
I'm happy for her story and glad she's making a recovery, but the use of the word "hottie" is an exaggeration and an overstatement.
 
2012-05-14 11:22:33 PM
Tumour girl's
incredible recovery



Jeez, just rub it in her face why don't you? "Hey, nice tumor you got there tumor girl!!"
 
2012-05-14 11:23:44 PM
Check out the big brain on Hannah.
 
2012-05-14 11:24:13 PM

Hot Brits, not including ones whose ancestors came places the Empire conquered.

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2012-05-14 11:26:38 PM
Really Subby, was that necessary?
 
2012-05-14 11:26:54 PM
Everytime I hear 'British hottie', I think of every other anglo British chick that is forgettably decent looking and has an OK body.

This is no exception.

/No disrespect to this specific British hottie.
 
2012-05-14 11:27:27 PM
"mommy, what does 'English pretty' mean?"
 
2012-05-14 11:28:33 PM
And her family probably paid like $100. Socialized medicine RULES!
 
2012-05-14 11:29:26 PM
Do they rape their students in the UK? I thought that was an Merican thing.
 
2012-05-14 11:29:46 PM
When Presidebt Fartb0ngo forces us to get gay married, I have dibs on Prince Harry
 
2012-05-14 11:31:17 PM
Wellon Dowd,Hot Brits, not including ones whose ancestors came places the Empire conquered.

I do realize that models can be young, but I am afraid to ask the average age of those girls?
 
2012-05-14 11:33:57 PM
I read Hottie then seen it was from the UK......yep what I expected.
 
2012-05-14 11:34:47 PM
You could step off a plane in Brazil Wellon Dowd: Hot Brits, not including ones whose ancestors came places the Empire conquered.


You could step off a plane in Brazil and would run into a dozen hotter women than that just leaving the airport.
 
2012-05-14 11:36:08 PM
Wow, scary stuff. I hope there isn't some sort of long term risk of an aneurysm or something.
 
2012-05-14 11:37:05 PM
Wellon Dowd: Hot Brits, not including ones whose ancestors came places the Empire conquered.

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Amy Pond in the powder blues is intoxicating.

Anyway, where was I?

I agree that we must stop abusing the Hottie label. However, the young lady in the story does have beautiful eyes. And, I'm glad her brain doesn't hurt so much anymore.
 
2012-05-14 11:38:59 PM
She was hotter when she couldn't walk or talk.

/window seat
 
2012-05-14 11:39:17 PM
One day I'd love to meet the Farker who keeps submitting these links from the Daily Mail, the Sun, etc. with allegedly "hotties" in the article. This guy must have some really low standards. Or maybe all of England does, I don't know. Did the British exile all of the attractive people in the distant past? Canada, Australia, NZ (and to some extent South Africa and the US), these countries have large amounts of British ancestry in their populations and the women are fairly attractive. But man, the British Isles...what's going on there? Thousands of years of relative inbreeding?
 
2012-05-14 11:39:22 PM
Enemabag Jones: Wellon Dowd,Hot Brits, not including ones whose ancestors came places the Empire conquered.

I do realize that models can be young, but I am afraid to ask the average age of those girls?


As best as I can tell, at the time the respective pictures were taken:

Anna Popplewell, 18
Jessica Brown Findlay, 22
Felicity Jones, 25
Karen Gillan, 21
Jenna Louise Coleman, 25
Emily Atack, 20
Carla Brown, no idea
 
2012-05-14 11:40:15 PM
If she needs any proctoring, I'm there for her.
 
2012-05-14 11:43:12 PM
Can't believe the idiots misspelled tumor!
 
2012-05-14 11:44:06 PM
Okay, I love the Farks but for the subby to say that she's now going to be screwing her students was just a t-i-i-i-ny bit too mean. She's gone through a boatload of trials few of us could endure & she's pulled through & is succeeding in her dreams. Let's pretend that she's not a teacher from Tennessee (I can say that because I'm from Arkansas) and is ready to hop on some 14 year old's pole.
 
2012-05-14 11:49:38 PM
Wellon Dowd: Hot Brits, not including ones whose ancestors came places the Empire conquered.

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I'd come places in their respective Empires for conquering...

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2012-05-14 11:51:06 PM
McManus_brothers: But man, the British Isles...what's going on there? Thousands of years of relative inbreeding?

My theory says that it's been almost a thousand years since the last major infusion of invaders, and that has a lot to do with it. Now they're going through the Roman Growing Pains, meaning that they're going to be outbred by conquered "barbarian" peoples now living in Britain. It'll take a few more hundred years for the changes to propagate from the Indians, Pakistanis, Arabs, and Africans and into the gen pop.
 
2012-05-14 11:51:55 PM
Wellon Dowd ,Enemabag Jones: Wellon Dowd,Hot Brits, not including ones whose ancestors came places the Empire conquered.
I do realize that models can be young, but I am afraid to ask the average age of those girls?
As best as I can tell, at the time the respective pictures were taken:
Anna Popplewell, 18
Jessica Brown Findlay, 22
Felicity Jones, 25
Karen Gillan, 21
Jenna Louise Coleman, 25
Emily Atack, 20
Carla Brown, no idea


Anna looks scary young in that photo. My apologies.
 
2012-05-14 11:55:32 PM
I refuse to read an article where tumor is spelled with a "u". Plus, I bet the chick is white. If she were any other colour, there would be no article.
 
2012-05-14 11:59:06 PM
poe_zlaw: I refuse to read an article where tumor is spelled with a "u". Plus, I bet the chick is white. If she were any other colour, there would be no article.

Why would there need to be?
 
2012-05-14 11:59:20 PM
poe_zlaw: I refuse to read an article where tumor is spelled with a "u". Plus, I bet the chick is white. If she were any other colour, there would be no article.

Do you read many where it's spelled "tmor" ?
 
2012-05-15 12:01:46 AM
TheShavingofOccam123: If she needs any proctoring, I'm there for her.

Why? Are you a proctorologist?
 
2012-05-15 12:02:07 AM
She looks okay with her head half shaved...
 
2012-05-15 12:02:51 AM
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2012-05-15 12:05:27 AM
Armadillo Slim: TheShavingofOccam123: If she needs any proctoring, I'm there for her.

Why? Are you a proctorologist?


Strictly amateur.
 
2012-05-15 12:10:39 AM
This headline is pretty farking creepy. It's really sexually-charged for an article about an 18 year old girl recovering from cancer that includes no pictures that even approach provocative. I'm not saying she's ugly, because she's very pretty, but I don't know how you can go through reading that and have your thoughts immediately jump to her being a 'hottie' and thinking she wants to bone her students.
 
2012-05-15 12:13:39 AM
Would hit (but try to avoid the skull repair)

/ NHS FTW
 
2012-05-15 12:15:41 AM
Scythed: This headline is pretty farking creepy. It's really sexually-charged for an article about an 18 year old girl recovering from cancer that includes no pictures that even approach provocative. I'm not saying she's ugly, because she's very pretty, but I don't know how you can go through reading that and have your thoughts immediately jump to her being a 'hottie' and thinking she wants to bone her students.

Anyone got a "Welcome to Fark" JPEG? I'm all out.
 
2012-05-15 12:16:33 AM
Fish in a Barrel: Her sister's better looking.

Her sister looks like she's a goer.
 
2012-05-15 12:18:30 AM
FTA:
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Up, up and away ... Hannah flies a light aircraft as part of her WellChild Bravery Award


I'm not sure if it's the smartest thing to have a child who just had brain surgery to fly a plane.
 
2012-05-15 12:20:34 AM
I'd fark her brains out... Well, whats left of her brains anyway.

Anyway, if she does fark some lucky kid, she has a built in defense.
 
2012-05-15 12:22:27 AM
She looks Catholic.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-05-15 12:26:11 AM
That first picture of her in the hospital, it is so inspiring. I mean, after having major surgery she is lighthearted enough to wink at the camera. What a trooper!
 
2012-05-15 12:32:37 AM
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/British hot
 
2012-05-15 12:34:02 AM
Tits too small. Pass.
 
2012-05-15 12:40:19 AM
Scythed: This headline is pretty farking creepy. It's really sexually-charged for an article about an 18 year old girl recovering from cancer that includes no pictures that even approach provocative. I'm not saying she's ugly, because she's very pretty, but I don't know how you can go through reading that and have your thoughts immediately jump to her being a 'hottie' and thinking she wants to bone her students.

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