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(Uproxx)   Whoever wrote Kim Kardashian's IMDB bio is a national treasure   (uproxx.com) divider line 107
    More: Hero, Kim Kardashian, IMDb, cultural critic, Jenna Jameson, famous for being famous  
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2012-05-14 06:50:43 PM
That's just farking beautiful.
 
2012-05-14 06:56:25 PM
What's that author's Fark handle?
 
2012-05-14 06:57:44 PM
Truly. I love this:

English actor Daniel Craig told "GQ" magazine, "You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a [expletive] idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?'"


and later, from Kim:

I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me.


What a vapid twunt.
 
2012-05-14 07:08:54 PM
Oh, snap. Someone went after an easy target. Sh*t's real now, yo...

*yawn*
 
2012-05-14 07:13:47 PM
Everyone is acting like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the first ones who are 'famous for being famous'.

Cobina Wright (Sr and Jr), Dagmar, Sabrina and Vanna White all sneer at these women.
 
2012-05-14 07:21:51 PM
Vanna White? She was a contestant on a game show, posed for Playboy and then got a gig working on a game show, and has been there for some 20 years or whatever.

There is no reality show filming at her home that I'm aware of.

Dagmar was an actress, a dancer and probably the first big female star of TV. And even then, I bet she wasn't a piece of forced ubiquity.

Not familiar with Cobina Sr and Jr, but what do you have against a teenage witch?
 
2012-05-14 07:29:34 PM
"America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It's always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place."

Is it the decline of religion that is causing this or the presence of religion? Maybe it is the inevitable result of safety, ease, and comfort within the Republic. Let's raise a few zombie Romans and investigate further.
 
2012-05-14 07:33:31 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: first big female star of TV

They WERE big.
 
2012-05-14 07:46:11 PM
They were called Dagmars for a reason:

coloradoguy.com
www.kustomrama.com
 
2012-05-14 09:53:23 PM
That is absolutely stunningly beautiful. It won't last very long, but man, that guy gets a drink from me anytime, anywhere.
 
2012-05-14 09:55:16 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Vanna White? She ... posed for Playboy

WHY WASN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS?
 
2012-05-14 10:03:56 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Everyone is acting like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the first ones who are 'famous for being famous'.

Cobina Wright (Sr and Jr), Dagmar, Sabrina and Vanna White all sneer at these women.


Evelyn Nesbit beats 'em all.
 
2012-05-14 10:05:00 PM
dahmers love zombie: That is absolutely stunningly beautiful. It won't last very long, but man, that guy gets a drink from me anytime, anywhere.

No. Let me get it. All around.
 
2012-05-14 10:06:22 PM
so much hate for women here at Fark.
no surprise

we get it, she's a woman.

a rich, successful one.
 
2012-05-14 10:07:58 PM
"Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom"

She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.
 
2012-05-14 10:08:36 PM
Long......Slow....Golf Clap.
 
2012-05-14 10:09:06 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Everyone is acting like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the first ones who are 'famous for being famous'.
Cobina Wright (Sr and Jr), Dagmar, Sabrina and Vanna White all sneer at these women.


The Kardashians aren't even the first famous sisters famous for being famous (and serial matrimony).

The Gabors got them beat.
 
2012-05-14 10:10:00 PM
Talk Soup summed it up best "big ass and sex tape"
 
2012-05-14 10:12:00 PM
*Snif,sniff* Farking magnificent,Mr. Hopwood! Well done,sir!
 
2012-05-14 10:12:56 PM
vanshardware.com
 
2012-05-14 10:13:13 PM
Shostie: Oh, snap. Someone went after an easy target. Sh*t's real now, yo...

*yawn*


So you have never missed a season of their show, right?

Never bothered watching the show, although I did see the porn and its over rated, other than a cute non-porn star is in it and is taboo as an "*amateur" tape there is nothing special about it. I excpect them to be forgotten about before that contract is finished.

*=amateur as in she wasn't a paid whore at THAT time and was being a whore for free.
 
2012-05-14 10:13:23 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: so much hate for women here at Fark.
no surprise

we get it, she's a woman.

a rich, successful one.


obvioustroll.jpg
 
2012-05-14 10:13:48 PM
Ishkur: "Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom"

She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.


This, and would it kill her to take off her top when she's getting farked? I'm a leg/ass man, but I'd like to see those naanies.
 
2012-05-14 10:14:44 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: so much hate for women here at Fark.
no surprise

we get it, she's a woman.

a rich, successful one.


img684.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-14 10:15:20 PM
That was beautiful.
 
2012-05-14 10:16:07 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: so much hate for women here at Fark.
no surprise

we get it, she's a woman.

a rich, successful one.


People do not mind you having success or being rich, as long as you earned it, she did nothing to earn her fame except whore mom landed a rich man then pimped he kids out for cash. That kind of fame and money everyone will despise, male or female.
 
2012-05-14 10:20:33 PM
I cried a little. Whoever wrote that should never have to pay for another beer as long as they live.
 
2012-05-14 10:22:49 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Vanna White? She was a contestant on a game show, posed for Playboy and then got a gig working on a game show, and has been there for some 20 years or whatever.

Yeah! She works harder than Sajak does. She has to WALK.

Suck it Trebeck.
 
2012-05-14 10:24:03 PM
steamingpile: So you have never missed a season of their show, right?

I think I have maybe (MAYBE) seen a total of five minutes of footage from their show(s), and most of that from watching The Soup.
 
2012-05-14 10:29:21 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: so much hate for women here at Fark.
no surprise

we get it, she's a woman.

a rich, successful one.


i18.photobucket.com

Every-Minute Zen

Zen students are with their masters at least ten years before they presume to teach others. Nan-in was visited by Tenno, who, having passed his apprenticeship, had become a teacher. The day happened to be rainy, so Tenno wore wooden clogs and carried an umbrella. After greeting him Nan-in remarked: "I suppose you left your wodden clogs in the vestibule. I want to know if your umbrella is on the right or left side of the clogs."

Tenno, confused, had no instant answer. He realized that he was unable to carry his Zen every minute. He became Nan-in's pupil, and he studied six more years to accomplish his every-minute Zen.
 
2012-05-14 10:30:32 PM
Winning: AdolfOliverPanties: Vanna White? She ... posed for Playboy

WHY WASN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS?


Probably because you were only 5 years old when it happened.
 
2012-05-14 10:31:31 PM
Damn son
 
2012-05-14 10:32:32 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Everyone is acting like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the first ones who are 'famous for being famous'.

Cobina Wright (Sr and Jr), Dagmar, Sabrina and Vanna White all sneer at these women.


Those letters aren't going to turn themselves.

Well, maybe they don't turn anymore, but that used to be hard work.
 
2012-05-14 10:33:29 PM
Ishkur: "Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom"

She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.


I know, that's a turn-off. I prefer 'em cold.
 
2012-05-14 10:33:52 PM
zipdog: DjangoStonereaver: Everyone is acting like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the first ones who are 'famous for being famous'.

Cobina Wright (Sr and Jr), Dagmar, Sabrina and Vanna White all sneer at these women.

Those letters aren't going to turn themselves.

Well, maybe they don't turn anymore, but that used to be hard work.


Funny coincidence: since we're talking about Wheel and it's time here I turned it on. They're here in Portland!

/csb
 
2012-05-14 10:40:21 PM
If Kim Kardashian really applied herself, she could set the world on fire. For instance, she could have earned a 4-year degree in creative writing and landed a job lambasting easy targets on an online movie database
 
2012-05-14 10:40:41 PM
Ishkur: "Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom"

She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.


Go on...
 
2012-05-14 10:43:53 PM
I'm sending this guy the free drink coupon I got for joining the dollar shave club.
 
2012-05-14 10:44:42 PM
HaywoodJablonski: If Kim Kardashian really applied herself, she could set the world on fire. For instance, she could have earned a 4-year degree in creative writing and landed a job lambasting easy targets on an online movie database


Well at least that guy is good at what he does, unlike her. Oh wait...she doesn't do anything. Never mind.
 
2012-05-14 10:47:31 PM
LeroyBourne: Ishkur: "Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom"

She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.

This, and would it kill her to take off her top when she's getting farked? I'm a leg/ass man, but I'd like to see those naanies.


Implant scars is what I'm going with.
 
2012-05-14 10:53:48 PM
Ishkur: She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.

Fap?
 
2012-05-14 10:55:27 PM
Shostie: Oh, snap. Someone went after an easy target. Sh*t's real now, yo...

*yawn*


What has Yahoo Serious ever done to deserve a better, less bitter write up on IMDB than Kardashian? Hell, if the writer really wants to make some good pointed social commentary, he should get to work on Lohan's bio. Talented actress who looked to have a bright future pisses away all of her talent. Lohan is someone worthy of scorn, but I guess if the writer went after her then a whole bunch of Hollywood bigshots would go after IMDB for not being professional.


Kim Kardashian deserves this two word bio "Mostly harmless."

 
2012-05-14 10:58:56 PM
Shostie: steamingpile: So you have never missed a season of their show, right?

I think I have maybe (MAYBE) seen a total of five minutes of footage from their show(s), and most of that from watching The Soup.


The Soup is great. It's like a readers digest of pop crap.
 
2012-05-14 11:00:25 PM
Flappyhead: LeroyBourne: Ishkur: "Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom"

She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.

This, and would it kill her to take off her top when she's getting farked? I'm a leg/ass man, but I'd like to see those naanies.

Implant scars is what I'm going with.


Those puppies are fake? I'd would have gone with they sag far below her armpits if she's on her back.
 
2012-05-14 11:04:10 PM
Shostie: steamingpile: So you have never missed a season of their show, right?

I think I have maybe (MAYBE) seen a total of five minutes of footage from their show(s), and most of that from watching The Soup.


Uh huh, yet you defend the vapid twat, there's only momentary shame in admitting you like mindless entertainment.

Oh that reminds me, Bobcat Goldthwait did a movie called God Bless the USA about a man snapping on the reality shiat, I need to get it off PPV. Heard it was good, shocked me Zed made a good film.
 
2012-05-14 11:06:02 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Everyone is acting like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the first ones who are 'famous for being famous'.

Cobina Wright (Sr and Jr), Dagmar, Sabrina and Vanna White all sneer at these women.


Don't forget Zsa Zsa Gabor.
 
2012-05-14 11:08:17 PM
They had me up until the morality crap. If we need people like Kim Kardashian to prove to ourselves that we're not still living in the nineteen farking fifties, then I guess she's fine with me.
 
2012-05-14 11:11:32 PM
Let's not overdue it subby.
 
2012-05-14 11:11:37 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: so much hate for women here at Fark.
no surprise

we get it, she's a woman.

a rich, successful one.


She's an embarassment to the gender. Angalina Jolie and Selma Hayek actually *do* something for their fame. They are beautiful women with talent, skills, and intelligence creating art (of varying quality).

Kardashian is just an attention whore. She creates nothing, contributes nothing, is nothing.
 
2012-05-14 11:20:04 PM
Ishkur: "Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom"

She's not even good at that. She just lies there and doesn't do anything. Having sex with her is like having sex with a warm corpse.


Really? You know, that's the third account I have heard of a woman who relied on sex appeal for a massive part of her self image and used it to get her way who turned out to be a dead fish in bed. There's nothing like the morning after a party listening to two brothers compare notes on their encounters with your uber-sexalicious BF with, "But once we got naked she just kinda...lay there..." "Like a dead fish." "Yeah."

I think when women saddle sex with all thier self esteem to that extent, there isn't anyway they can actually relax and enjoy it.
 
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