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(KHOU Houston)   Pocahontas the stripper wanted for murder, robbery, aiding and abetting John Smith   (khou.com) divider line 68
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2012-05-14 04:22:22 PM
Native Americans have very high crime rates so this does not surprise me.
 
2012-05-14 04:25:11 PM
Sounds like a sack of jawea to me
 
2012-05-14 04:26:07 PM

meow said the dog: Native Americans have very high crime rates so this does not surprise me.


I remember reading about a bunch of them destroying shipments of some beverage a long time ago. Totally destroyed the entire boat load.
 
2012-05-14 04:37:00 PM
well, that narrows it down...
 
2012-05-14 04:40:51 PM
This can only end in a trail of tears.
 
2012-05-14 04:41:45 PM
Oh, come on... If you're a stripper, you change it to "Pokeahotass".
 
2012-05-14 04:47:06 PM
Dances with Crabs.
 
2012-05-14 04:49:50 PM

Nadie_AZ: meow said the dog: Native Americans have very high crime rates so this does not surprise me.

I remember reading about a bunch of them destroying shipments of some beverage a long time ago. Totally destroyed the entire boat load.


No you are thinking of the shipment of bicycles to a bike shop in Compton, CA and that was not the Native Americans. You are welcome for giving this information to you.
 
2012-05-14 05:00:14 PM
Eek. I'd give her a special blanket
 
2012-05-14 05:30:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, come on... If you're a stripper, you change it to "Pokeahotass".


or Pokemycoontas
 
2012-05-14 05:39:33 PM
Moderately amusing joke conflating the subject's status as a stripper with commonly known Native American lore.
 
2012-05-14 06:21:19 PM

gilgigamesh: Moderately amusing joke conflating the subject's status as a stripper with and commonly known Native American lwhore.

 
2012-05-14 06:37:09 PM
Ankle monitors for people who shoot and rob other people.

No bail for non-violent drug offenders.

USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-05-14 07:41:34 PM
Remember to do all your whore-mongering in Tampa FL where the strippers do not get you shot
 
2012-05-14 07:41:49 PM
What a custerf*ck.
 
2012-05-14 07:42:44 PM
Budrohoe Briscoe had picked up a relative at the airport and told him they were going to meet a friend named Pocahontas.

Wait, I've seen this movie before. A Fistful Of Dallas? Crotchsmoke?
 
Ehh
2012-05-14 07:44:09 PM
The road goes on forever, and the party never ends.

--Sitting Bull
 
2012-05-14 07:44:17 PM
How, could she?
 
2012-05-14 07:44:24 PM
let me be the first to say that's a hard twenty.
 
2012-05-14 07:47:49 PM
How? Who would want her as a stripper? She looks like she has wounded knees... Why would any Captain Jack off while watching her? Why Settle for poor quality?

/out of puns for the moment
 
2012-05-14 07:49:52 PM
One can only imagine her swaying football shaped breasts swaying with wilted dugs of leather hanging down like little tootsie rolls of indifference to her brood of crotchlings as she sways to the rhythm of How Many Licks by Li'l Kim as she accepts the tokens of affection from her suitors as they beckon and call from their appointed seats of courtship while the dismayed and betrothed gather in the parking lot, comparing deeds of nere-do-well and 9mm casings spent on hold up jobs hard worked in the interest of furthering her crotchdroppings' higher education, in hopes that somehow, somewhere, they would be vindicated in their leisurely pursuit of gaining social acceptance in a world of shifting economic uncertainty.
It's almost a tale of epic, and royal proportions.
 
2012-05-14 07:50:06 PM
Some fine police work there, Lou.
 
2012-05-14 07:50:21 PM
I think I saw her on Judge Mathis today.......
 
2012-05-14 07:51:01 PM
Are you supposed to tip her in squawbucks?
 
2012-05-14 07:51:11 PM
He was a kiddy diddler. Too bad he was able to procreate 7x before Pocahontas took out the trash.
 
2012-05-14 07:55:34 PM
he wasn't my buddyro, but I can't believe that ho shot Budrohoe.
 
2012-05-14 07:55:44 PM
 
2012-05-14 07:59:28 PM
I imagine Pocahontas has a history of servicing various John's smiths.
 
2012-05-14 08:03:09 PM
So I guess she'll be working wearing nothing but the ankle monitor
 
2012-05-14 08:09:37 PM
As long as she never smokes pot, then shes not a criminal.
 
2012-05-14 08:23:54 PM
What would you do to her Hontas?

www.tipthegirl.com
 
2012-05-14 08:24:54 PM
Subby forgot to mention what a hottie she is.
 
2012-05-14 08:30:34 PM
The Ross people are nothing but trouble. John Ross was the bastard who sold out the Cherokee to the government.
 
2012-05-14 08:31:40 PM
Croatan
 
2012-05-14 08:33:50 PM
She looks certifiably batshait insane.
 
2012-05-14 08:37:57 PM
Oh Houston, you so cray.
 
2012-05-14 08:41:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: She looks certifiably batshait insane.


This. Also she looks quite "eeewwwwww".
 
2012-05-14 08:42:52 PM
TNAB
 
2012-05-14 08:44:41 PM
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Budrohoe Briscoe was a friend of mine.
 
2012-05-14 08:47:33 PM
Just watched the video....

www.ponychan.net

this is the gift the keeps on giving!
 
2012-05-14 08:53:55 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-05-14 08:58:05 PM
An untrustworthy stripper? That's just not right!

Also, leaving behind 7 kids. Way to go former dad.
 
2012-05-14 09:01:53 PM

voran: An untrustworthy stripper? That's just not right!

Also, leaving behind 7 kids. Way to go former dad.


Do you really think he was taking care of them before this? The artice failed to describe him as a former worker of some type as they often do. and hes black
 
2012-05-14 09:05:57 PM

cig-mkr: let me be the first to say that's a hard twenty.


Really? I thought she looked really young, like 15.
 
2012-05-14 09:08:57 PM

BigRightRear: voran: An untrustworthy stripper? That's just not right!

Also, leaving behind 7 kids. Way to go former dad.

Do you really think he was taking care of them before this? The artice failed to describe him as a former worker of some type as they often do. and hes black


He was a record producer.

/lulz
 
2012-05-14 09:12:39 PM

BigRightRear: voran: An untrustworthy stripper? That's just not right!

Also, leaving behind 7 kids. Way to go former dad.

Do you really think he was taking care of them before this?


Yeah and his cousin said "everybody does some bad in their life but he didn't deserve that".

Like what? Fathering 7 kids for the state to take care of and going to prison?

www.homefacts.com
 
2012-05-14 09:14:00 PM

Onkel Buck: Croatan


Were did all the white English speaking Indians on Croatan Island come from is the greater mystery. The colonists were told to join up with the friendly tribe on Croatan Island if colony the ran in to trouble, and carve the name of the place they went into a tree, but where the fark did all these white natives come from? It is truly a mystery for the ages.
 
2012-05-14 09:21:44 PM
Sweet Indian maiden, since first I met you,
I can't forget you, Cherokee sweetheart.

Child of the prairie, your love keeps calling,
my heart enthralling, Cherokee.

Dreams of summertime, of lovertime gone by,
throng my memory so tenderly, and sigh. My

Sweet Indian maiden, one day I'll hold you,
in my arms fold you, Cherokee.


- Ray Noble
 
2012-05-14 09:34:37 PM
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2012-05-14 09:38:04 PM

elev8meL8r: Budrohoe Briscoe had picked up a relative at the airport and told him they were going to meet a friend named Pocahontas.

Wait, I've seen this movie before. A Fistful Of Dallas? Crotchsmoke?


It had Lee Van Cleef and the guy who played Kalgon...Death Rides a Ho
 
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