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(Politicker)   President Obama didn't feel like doing the Moonwalk today. HEE HEE   (politicker.com) divider line 70
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2012-05-14 04:17:57 PM
How can Billie Jeanbongo deny a college graduate, whose future rests upon his shoulders, a simple moonwalk? WTF is this guy's problem?
 
2012-05-14 04:23:13 PM
Slow news day, huh?
 
2012-05-14 04:24:00 PM
really? this is news?
 
2012-05-14 04:26:17 PM
He did, however, grab his crotch and pump his fist in the air

/OW!
 
2012-05-14 04:26:32 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: How can Billie Jeanbongo deny a college graduate, whose future rests upon his shoulders, a simple moonwalk? WTF is this guy's problem?


He could make these questions stop with a simple dance move. What does he have to hide? What if he can't even moonwalk???

/behold, the inception of the "dancer" movement
 
2012-05-14 04:32:19 PM
Did he throw his hat at the approaching henchmen, at least?
 
2012-05-14 04:32:52 PM
We get it, he's white.
 
2012-05-14 04:46:30 PM
I don't blame him. It loses something when you're wearing robes.
 
2012-05-14 05:01:00 PM
Did he do a 1080 spin and turn into a cat?
 
2012-05-14 05:14:18 PM
That's ignorant! You're ignorant!
 
2012-05-14 05:29:03 PM
Is it bad I read the Hee Hee in Dom Deluois voice?
 
2012-05-14 05:45:28 PM
in related news, Mitt Romney was more than willing to do is Michael Jackson impersonation:

www.celebs.com
 
2012-05-14 05:45:57 PM
Gah, what a smooth criminal that taxbongo.
 
2012-05-14 05:51:33 PM
this isn't a black or white issue. look at the man in the mirror because the children are our future. Who's bad? Dirty Diana.
 
2012-05-14 05:52:49 PM
Does he like Huey Lewis and the News?
 
2012-05-14 06:00:43 PM
Obama did on the other hand sleep with a bunch boys at the neverland ranch soon after the college commencement.
 
2012-05-14 06:06:06 PM
goddammittsomuch! This tears it, I'm voting for Santorum.
 
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2012-05-14 06:07:49 PM
Will Rmoney continue to do the Robot?
 
2012-05-14 06:09:00 PM

Lord_Baull: goddammittsomuch! This tears it, I'm voting for Santorum.


First and foremost you should seek medical attention.
 
2012-05-14 06:09:07 PM
fark the Moonwalk. Do Thriller. That would be epic.
 
2012-05-14 06:10:05 PM
I can't imagine anybody shouting out for Romney to do a "Moonwalk" on stage.

The "Robot" maybe.

/Redundant dance is redundant.

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2012-05-14 06:12:06 PM
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2012-05-14 06:13:04 PM
Barry O is not my President
He's just a usurper
Who hates the Constitution
But the Kenyan's taking our guns


/got nuthin'
 
2012-05-14 06:14:13 PM
It was Billy Oceans moonwalk, fact.
 
2012-05-14 06:16:01 PM

ManateeGag: really? this is news?


It will be when the Freepers get hold of it, rape it to death,eat its flesh, and sew its skins into their clothing.
 
2012-05-14 06:19:58 PM
Dated, but relevant

99problems.org
 
2012-05-14 06:24:25 PM
He steps forwards but moves backwards!

My God, truly he is a machine!
 
2012-05-14 06:24:52 PM
I frakkin hate Reavers.
 
2012-05-14 06:27:54 PM
i907.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 06:33:28 PM
How does one moonwalk while simultaneously farting on a pair of bongos? Sounds like Obasswipe is disappointing the indoctrinated youth again...
 
2012-05-14 06:36:35 PM

BilltheThrill: How does one moonwalk while simultaneously farting on a pair of bongos? Sounds like Obasswipe is disappointing the indoctrinated youth again...


He puts them in his underwear. God, that's the problem with you teatards, absolutely no visionon how to fix things.
 
2012-05-14 06:37:43 PM
www.ejumpcut.org

HEE-HEE-HOO-HOO, with the white guh-love on this one hand?...What is the problem, my Main Man?
 
2012-05-14 06:38:24 PM
today happens to be a Muslim Holiday and dancing is forbidden, coincidence? i think not.

/it's true!
//not true, in honor of Poe
 
2012-05-14 06:40:04 PM

busy chillin': this isn't a black or white issue. look at the man in the mirror because the children are our future. Who's bad? Dirty Diana.


Reading that post was like torture.

/And I just can't stop this feelin' . . .
 
2012-05-14 06:44:14 PM

Wayne 985: Does he like Huey Lewis and the News?


NO, Paul! *laughs, grabs hatchet*
 
2012-05-14 06:46:44 PM

Isitoveryet: today happens to be a Muslim Holiday and dancing is forbidden, coincidence? i think not.

/it's true!
//not true, in honor of Poe


It's not true, either.
 
2012-05-14 06:47:07 PM
We get it, he's white. With a bad nose job.
 
2012-05-14 06:48:34 PM

Make More Hinjews: Wayne 985: Does he like Huey Lewis and the News?

NO, Paul! *laughs, grabs hatchet*


Is that a raincoat?
 
2012-05-14 06:49:55 PM
Shamon! Do it!
 
2012-05-14 06:57:25 PM
Why does Obambi hate the space program so much?
 
2012-05-14 06:57:48 PM

HighOnCraic: busy chillin': this isn't a black or white issue. look at the man in the mirror because the children are our future. Who's bad? Dirty Diana.

Reading that post was like torture.

/And I just can't stop this feelin' . . .


You've forgotten what you started fighting for.
 
2012-05-14 07:03:23 PM

lockers: We get it, he's white. With a bad nose job.


freddyo.com
 
2012-05-14 07:04:26 PM
There's never been a question that Obama is a bad president, but his policies are increasingly being revealed as dangerous. He claims that he wants to heal the world, but I just want him to leave me alone. Does anyone else remember the time when America was strong and successful? Why can't we go back to that? Instead we're left watching the government demonstrate that they don't care about us and hoping the gays go back in the closet. Let's hope in November we'll be telling this smooth criminal to beat it.
 
2012-05-14 07:06:08 PM

IMDWalrus: HighOnCraic: busy chillin': this isn't a black or white issue. look at the man in the mirror because the children are our future. Who's bad? Dirty Diana.

Reading that post was like torture.

/And I just can't stop this feelin' . . .

You've forgotten what you started fighting for.


Actually, I was going for:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-14 07:07:28 PM

IMDWalrus: HighOnCraic: busy chillin': this isn't a black or white issue. look at the man in the mirror because the children are our future. Who's bad? Dirty Diana.

Reading that post was like torture.

/And I just can't stop this feelin' . . .

You've forgotten what you started fighting for.


Just leave him alone.
 
2012-05-14 07:08:01 PM

Stile4aly: There's never been a question that Obama is a bad president, but his policies are increasingly being revealed as dangerous. He claims that he wants to heal the world, but I just want him to leave me alone. Does anyone else remember the time when America was strong and successful? Why can't we go back to that? Instead we're left watching the government demonstrate that they don't care about us and hoping the gays go back in the closet. Let's hope in November we'll be telling this smooth criminal to beat it.


I may have missed a couple. Never was a giant Michael Jackson fan.
 
2012-05-14 07:15:22 PM
BO8TMD

I think Barack Obama ate Travan Martin's Dog. That's my new meme. Moonwalking is so 1980's.
 
2012-05-14 07:18:25 PM

thamike: Make More Hinjews: Wayne 985: Does he like Huey Lewis and the News?

NO, Paul! *laughs, grabs hatchet*

Is that a raincoat?


What's all this newspaper? You got a lot of newspaper spread on the floor.

Do you have a pet? A little yappy schnauzer?
 
2012-05-14 07:25:25 PM
Next week's Time Magazine Cover has been leaked.

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2012-05-14 07:39:49 PM

Orange Guy: Next week's Time Magazine Cover has been leaked.

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Oh my GOD, I love "conservative humor!!"
 
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