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2012-05-14 03:00:28 PM
sharia law?

shoshulizm?

what?
 
2012-05-14 03:00:31 PM
..oes
 
2012-05-14 03:00:32 PM
I guess this means Sarah Palin will resurrect Saint Reagan and he's president for the rest of his unlife, correct?
 
2012-05-14 03:01:08 PM
My shiv?
 
2012-05-14 03:01:16 PM
sharia law talking points
 
2012-05-14 03:01:34 PM
shiat?
shiat together?
Shoes?
Shinebox?
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?
 
2012-05-14 03:01:38 PM
Romney would have others get his sh

Obama is real.
 
2012-05-14 03:01:39 PM
Reports such as this affirm Fark's mission statement: "It's not news..."
 
2012-05-14 03:01:41 PM
Show on the road?
Shoes Shined?
Shingles replaced?
 
2012-05-14 03:01:53 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-05-14 03:01:53 PM
Shine on?
 
2012-05-14 03:02:01 PM
shar pei?
 
2012-05-14 03:02:19 PM
shiatzu sandwich
 
2012-05-14 03:02:20 PM
Sheet!

He forgot his white sheet!


Call Dave Chappelle
 
2012-05-14 03:02:28 PM
Shetland pony?
 
2012-05-14 03:02:45 PM
ovel to bury all my current gay lovers in the same spot I put that bin laden impersonator.
 
2012-05-14 03:02:49 PM
Sheep?
 
2012-05-14 03:02:50 PM
Shizzle?
 
2012-05-14 03:02:53 PM
shhh.......aving cream!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
 
2012-05-14 03:02:56 PM
Let me be the first to congratulate President Palin on her succession.
 
2012-05-14 03:03:21 PM

El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU
 
2012-05-14 03:03:22 PM
I wish he would swear more often.

Really, it actually makes him look like he is an actual human instead of a heartless cold politician
 
2012-05-14 03:03:25 PM
shiat
 
2012-05-14 03:03:57 PM
shot
 
2012-05-14 03:04:08 PM
...icago style hot dog.
 
2012-05-14 03:04:18 PM
Obama saying "He's a jackass" was my computer's alert sound for a couple years.

Nice to have somebody in the White House who isn't afraid of a little profanity.
 
2012-05-14 03:04:24 PM

cman: I wish he would swear more often.

Really, it actually makes him look like he is an actual human instead of a heartless cold politician


go away
 
2012-05-14 03:04:28 PM
"The President is constantly surrounded by journalists, waiting for him to say 'fark' or get shot." -- P. J. O'Rourke (during the funny years).
 
2012-05-14 03:04:35 PM
QUICK!

Somebody get out the Republican Fainting Couch!!!
 
2012-05-14 03:04:35 PM
Shawarma?
 
2012-05-14 03:04:41 PM
He's history's greatest monster.
 
2012-05-14 03:04:41 PM
Shhhhhiney new medal.
 
2012-05-14 03:04:48 PM
cdn.screenrant.com

/hawt!
 
2012-05-14 03:04:49 PM
shake?
shlong?
sherry?
shipmate?
'shrooms?
 
2012-05-14 03:04:49 PM

Infobahn: Romney would have others get his sh

Obama is real.


Romney would get his sh in a hostile takeover, reorganize it, then sell it off. Obama would regulate his sh, then put it into bankruptcy and give it to its unions.
 
2012-05-14 03:05:02 PM
zero_f*cks_given_ah_ha_ah.jpg
 
2012-05-14 03:05:14 PM
This is gonna be like that time Santorum said, "Nig-", right?
 
2012-05-14 03:05:17 PM
Bash? ksh? zsh? God forbid, tcsh?
 
2012-05-14 03:05:29 PM
Sharp elbowed wife
 
2012-05-14 03:05:39 PM
"-heaf of paper comprising my lovely commencement speech."
 
2012-05-14 03:05:43 PM

El Pachuco:
Shinebox?


illinoisentertainer.com
 
2012-05-14 03:05:50 PM
Ship. He's planning to buy a boat.
cbskcbs.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-14 03:05:58 PM
Shinola?
 
2012-05-14 03:06:21 PM
I WILL TRANSMIT THIS TO VLADIMIR
 
2012-05-14 03:06:22 PM
...cago Made Punk t-shirt!"

www.unchained-wwe.com
 
2012-05-14 03:06:37 PM
Apparently Nixon was quite the potty mouth too, judging from [expletive deleted]

Who cares?
 
2012-05-14 03:07:11 PM

actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU


Actually I was thinking of the Circle Jerks.
 
2012-05-14 03:07:40 PM
So I guess Romney is automatically president and Obama has to stick a bar of soap in his mouth until he tells his mother where he learned that word.
 
2012-05-14 03:07:43 PM
Wracking my brain for a synonym of near that fits. Help me out here.
 
2012-05-14 03:07:45 PM
He said "I've gotta get my shiny award...which I will treasure for the rest of my days."
 
2012-05-14 03:07:53 PM
Shlong polished?
 
2012-05-14 03:07:57 PM
He says the president's near!
 
2012-05-14 03:07:59 PM
shrimp
 
2012-05-14 03:08:01 PM
sh...aving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.
 
2012-05-14 03:08:01 PM
I'm sure this will be on my cousin's facebook feed any minute. I'm certain her comment will be "DISGRACEFUL!" because everything the Obama family does is disgraceful for some reason. The children were being DISGRACEFUL last month for going on Spring Break. I could never figure out why.
 
2012-05-14 03:08:08 PM
Shoobiddy-doobiddy-wallawalla-bing-bang-biddity-bow-boo-baa-bi-ding-do ng guide to scat singing.
 
2012-05-14 03:08:17 PM
"...oulder bag because since I came out for gay marriage I gotta walk the walk, too."
 
2012-05-14 03:08:20 PM
sh...arpie. There's some latino chicks in this crowd without eyebrows. I really need to help them out.
 
2012-05-14 03:08:32 PM
without a teleprompter he didn't know he was supposed to say "shiat together".
 
2012-05-14 03:08:51 PM
dock that POTUS a days pay for blackin' on the job.
 
2012-05-14 03:08:56 PM
shea butter. It's important to moisturize.
 
2012-05-14 03:08:59 PM

actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU


I would have thought of something more like this (at about 1:44)
 
2012-05-14 03:09:05 PM

dv-ous: Obama saying "He's a jackass" was my computer's alert sound for a couple years.

Nice to have somebody in the White House who isn't afraid of a little profanity.


Man, that kind of thing got Nixon in the sh*t just a few years ago. The times they are a-changin, I guess.
 
jvl
2012-05-14 03:09:11 PM
I'm more concerned that he couldn't bother to spit out his gum before addressing an audience.

Also, I have no idea what he said, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "shiat" because he's not the kind of dumbass lowlife who spews epithets in front of strangers.
 
2012-05-14 03:09:39 PM
It dropped that link. Anyway, "We gotta duck when the sh... hits the fan"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVjsT8S4ds0
 
2012-05-14 03:10:00 PM

Churchy LaFemme: QUICK!

Somebody get out the Republican Fainting Couch!!!




I dunno, it's pretty much worn out by now.
 
2012-05-14 03:10:09 PM
Too many motha uckas, uckin with my sh?
Link
 
2012-05-14 03:10:09 PM
..shillelagh.

/he's a druid
 
2012-05-14 03:10:17 PM
SHICACA!
 
2012-05-14 03:10:37 PM
schweppervescence
 
2012-05-14 03:10:45 PM
Swag - they gave him a shiny object - swag
 
2012-05-14 03:10:52 PM
Shakira CD.
 
2012-05-14 03:11:11 PM

traylor: shrimp


skrimps
 
2012-05-14 03:11:19 PM
The GOP clutching their pearls will be epic.
 
2012-05-14 03:12:05 PM

Millennium: Bash? ksh? zsh? God forbid, tcsh?


I swear to whatever higher power, I will vote Romney if Obama is a csh supporter.
 
2012-05-14 03:12:11 PM
This has the potential for being the best thread of the day.
 
2012-05-14 03:12:16 PM
Shampoo.

It is that special Kenyan stuff...you know, to keep the nappiness down and look whiter.
 
2012-05-14 03:12:51 PM
i highly doubt he looked that woman in the eye and told her he forgot to get his "shiat".

forget that he's the president, "oops forgot my shiat" to a dignitary at a commencement exercise just doesn't sound right. grabbing a forgotten t-shirt after a basketball game sure.
 
2012-05-14 03:13:09 PM

Super Chronic: actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU

I would have thought of something more like this (at about 1:44)


That was it. You hear the most outrageous lies about nuclear radiation. Why, the average American could have over a hundred chest x-rays a year! And they oughta have them, too.
 
2012-05-14 03:13:15 PM
sheet of notes

show started

shark's lasers upgraded

schmuck wingnuts something to be paranoid about
 
2012-05-14 03:13:25 PM
tx.english-ch.com
 
2012-05-14 03:13:49 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 03:13:54 PM
Who gives a sh?
 
2012-05-14 03:14:07 PM
He was going to say he's gotta get his shopping done. You know how Michelle gets if he forgets the milk.
 
2012-05-14 03:14:11 PM
IMPEACH!

RON PAUL!

BWARGGG!
 
2012-05-14 03:14:16 PM
...shut your mouth.

I'm just talking about my medal.
 
2012-05-14 03:14:44 PM
A List Of Words That Start With "SH-" dot com
 
2012-05-14 03:14:48 PM
sh*blah?
 
2012-05-14 03:14:53 PM
shoe shine box. gonna need a new job.
 
2012-05-14 03:15:17 PM
...shtuff packed because I am about to get my ass kicked in the 2012 elections, when Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney waxes my taxes and runs wild on the American people. Because what are you going to do, when Romneymania, runs wild, on you?
 
2012-05-14 03:15:21 PM
Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"

images.wikia.com

..iitake mushrooms.
 
2012-05-14 03:15:36 PM
So proud.
 
2012-05-14 03:15:40 PM
"I gotta get my shinebox and polish, got shoes to shine and asses to kiss"

/130 fundraisers and counting............
 
2012-05-14 03:15:43 PM
It's ok when the one does it but if it had been a republican all you libtards would be all ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! HE SHOULD RESIGN IMMEDIATELY!!! MY DELICATE EARS!!! THERE'S NO PLACE IN OUR COMMUNE FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!!!

\bfd
 
2012-05-14 03:16:01 PM
shaggy shoggoth story ready
 
2012-05-14 03:16:22 PM
I can't begin to express to all of you how critical it is that I find out exactly what Obama was saying here.
 
2012-05-14 03:16:33 PM
...ackles.

Dude is kinky as all get out when Michelle isn't around.
 
2012-05-14 03:16:41 PM
This is a big farking deal.
 
2012-05-14 03:17:12 PM
i149.photobucket.com
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!
 
2012-05-14 03:17:27 PM
I really don't care if hs said "shiat" or not. Hell I can cuss like a sailor too. But one of his tech guys screwed it up. Also, a "Medal of Distinction" ?? Just what exactly did he do to earn it? Can I get free degrees and shiat to hang on my wall too?
 
2012-05-14 03:17:32 PM

d_lebowski: It's ok when the one does it but if it had been a republican all you libtards would be all ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! HE SHOULD RESIGN IMMEDIATELY!!! MY DELICATE EARS!!! THERE'S NO PLACE IN OUR COMMUNE FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!!!

\bfd


Actually I laughed my ass off when Santorum said "bullshiat".
 
2012-05-14 03:17:34 PM

d_lebowski: It's ok when the one does it but if it had been a republican all you libtards would be all ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! HE SHOULD RESIGN IMMEDIATELY!!! MY DELICATE EARS!!! THERE'S NO PLACE IN OUR COMMUNE FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!!!

\bfd


As Dick Cheney would say, go fark yourself.
 
2012-05-14 03:17:45 PM
...it packed. I am the first gay President after all
 
2012-05-14 03:17:47 PM
shenanigans!
 
2012-05-14 03:17:57 PM
he said "ship"
the medal has a ship on it.

lucianne.com
 
2012-05-14 03:18:11 PM
What does it mean?
 
2012-05-14 03:18:11 PM
A little profanity now and then is fine, and it can even be funny. I laughed my ass off when President Bush said "That guy's an asshole" about a lobbyist that was in the audience, not realizing a mic was on next to him.
 
2012-05-14 03:18:34 PM

El Pachuco: shiat?
shiat together?
Shoes?
Shinebox?
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?


Bopbopdoowop
 
2012-05-14 03:18:44 PM
He's just talking about Shaft.
 
2012-05-14 03:19:23 PM

cman: I wish he would swear more often.

Really, it actually makes him look like he is an actual human instead of a heartless cold politician


Romney? No way! That sort of nonsense gets you a one-way ticket to H-E Double Hockey Sticks, Mister!
 
2012-05-14 03:19:31 PM
Sheepdog?
Shuttlecock?
Shoney's?
Shank?
Shama Lama Ding Dong?
 
2012-05-14 03:19:37 PM

Antimatter: He's just talking about Shaft.


Shut your mouth!
 
2012-05-14 03:19:46 PM
i.imgur.com

... itty sign
 
2012-05-14 03:19:49 PM
Shama lama, shama lama ding dong?

/Wait til Obama sees us! He LOVES us!
 
2012-05-14 03:20:08 PM
I wonder what he actually said.. there is no way he turned to the faculty and said "I've gotta get my shiat".
 
2012-05-14 03:20:12 PM

Mishno: Shhhhhiney new medal.


exactly what i was thinking.
 
2012-05-14 03:20:17 PM
Barrack The Brave demonstrates yet again why he has a teleprompter.

/Reagan did open mic remarks better and funnier, then again he was better and was being funny on purpose
//maybe not Dave Chappelle funny, but he wasn't bad and watching the mainstream media shiat their pants over it was double bonus
 
2012-05-14 03:20:25 PM
SHAZAM?
2.bp.blogspot.com

Was it Shazam?
Shazam was it not?
 
2012-05-14 03:20:58 PM
zomg he's human
 
2012-05-14 03:21:17 PM
I've gotta get my shBONG.
 
2012-05-14 03:21:29 PM

Antimatter: He's just talking about Shaft.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-14 03:21:40 PM

Wonderfish: Millennium: Bash? ksh? zsh? God forbid, tcsh?

I swear to whatever higher power, I will vote Romney if Obama is a csh supporter.


THIS
 
2012-05-14 03:21:46 PM
...IT LOAD OF DIMES!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-14 03:21:51 PM
SHOMG!! IMPEACH!!
 
2012-05-14 03:22:23 PM
"....SHOCKER ready." (after all he IS The Islamic Shock)
 
2012-05-14 03:23:16 PM
Shuteye. He needs to get some shuteye.
 
2012-05-14 03:23:18 PM
... shnakes off this muthafarkin' plane.
 
2012-05-14 03:23:19 PM
...long in all these white womens.
 
2012-05-14 03:23:19 PM
Shaker of salt. He's lost his shaker of salt.
 
2012-05-14 03:23:21 PM
Shipoopie, Shipoopie, Shipoopie, the girl who's hard to get?

/But you can win her, yet!
 
2012-05-14 03:23:38 PM
Dude is about to batch up some perl scripts. Yeah baby, rock the sh!
 
2012-05-14 03:24:25 PM
(Ch)erie Amour out of my head. It's been looping ever since I got to meet Stevie Wonder.
 
2012-05-14 03:24:38 PM
i.imgur.com

..ih tzu
 
2012-05-14 03:24:52 PM

skycruiser-x: Too many motha uckas, uckin with my sh?
Link


I love that song.

/(bleep)... Mango
 
2012-05-14 03:25:04 PM

El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?


Beat me to it by a longshot.
 
2012-05-14 03:25:25 PM
Again: This man is just too cool to be our President.
 
2012-05-14 03:25:56 PM
I gotta get my shirt drycleaned. Michelle ain't pulling her weight since my shiat got elected.
 
2012-05-14 03:26:06 PM
...shlong up in these white biatches."
 
2012-05-14 03:26:07 PM
SHAT?
 
2012-05-14 03:26:20 PM
in looked at. Biden hit it with his Big Wheel.
 
2012-05-14 03:26:22 PM

DarwiOdrade: Antimatter: He's just talking about Shaft.

Shut your mouth!


I can dig it.
 
2012-05-14 03:26:22 PM
Shoney's on.
 
2012-05-14 03:26:28 PM

Churchy LaFemme: QUICK!

Somebody get out the Republican Fainting Couch!!!


i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 03:27:10 PM
He's walkin off the stage when he realizes, "ohhh shiat, my shiats still under that shiat. I better go get that shiat, sheee-it."
 
2012-05-14 03:27:32 PM

hdhale: Barrack The Brave demonstrates yet again why he has a teleprompter.

/Reagan did open mic remarks better and funnier, then again he was better and was being funny on purpose
//maybe not Dave Chappelle funny, but he wasn't bad and watching the mainstream media shiat their pants over it was double bonus


"October 14. On this day in 1982, President Ronald Reagan declared illicit drugs to be a threat to U.S. national security."

That was sooooo farking funny and better than Obammajamma! hahaha,,, snerk snerk... err... wait... that's not farking funny at all!
 
2012-05-14 03:27:42 PM

El Pachuco: shiat?
shiat together?
Shoes?
Shinebox?
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?


Forgot his Schloss disk.
 
2012-05-14 03:27:44 PM

soopey: Dude is about to batch up some perl scripts. Yeah baby, rock the sh!


forgot his shebang. i've done that
 
2012-05-14 03:27:46 PM
shecret plan to destroy the white people of America and turn it into a Stalinist naziocracy?
 
2012-05-14 03:27:46 PM
WE WILL BEGIN THE SWEARING IN OF SARAH PALIN IN 5 MINUTES
OBAMA IS BANISHED TO THE LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS FOR ALL ETERNITY
 
2012-05-14 03:28:07 PM
This, folks, is a perfect example of how Obama is destroying America.

One sh-- at a time.
 
2012-05-14 03:28:25 PM
shoops whooped.
 
2012-05-14 03:28:27 PM
Outed as gay and a potty-mouth in one week?
 
2012-05-14 03:28:32 PM

I_C_Weener: Shaker of salt. He's lost his shaker of salt.


Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.

/It's his own damn fault.
 
2012-05-14 03:29:12 PM

fanbladesaresharp: I really don't care if hs said "shiat" or not. Hell I can cuss like a sailor too. But one of his tech guys screwed it up. Also, a "Medal of Distinction" ?? Just what exactly did he do to earn it? Can I get free degrees and shiat to hang on my wall too?



I like how becoming President of the United States of America is no longer an accomplishment.
 
2012-05-14 03:29:21 PM
Sh-

upload.wikimedia.org

-edabadabana
 
2012-05-14 03:29:22 PM
...iat together (obvious).
 
2012-05-14 03:29:51 PM

Old Man Winter: Outed as gay and a potty-mouth in one week?


Well, I mean, that's what you get when you do anal before oral, right?
 
2012-05-14 03:29:54 PM
Why can't they give a gay black man a break?

/lude//
 
2012-05-14 03:29:56 PM
I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.
 
2012-05-14 03:30:00 PM
shiate Muslim friends together and bring down America!
 
2012-05-14 03:30:13 PM
Schadenfreude. Suck it, Romney.
 
2012-05-14 03:30:53 PM
-immy-shimmy-ya-shimmy-yam-shimmy-yea?
 
2012-05-14 03:31:00 PM
-akachakachakachaka Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?
 
2012-05-14 03:31:28 PM
SO? Should I be outraged?

what a bunch of meaningless shi@t
 
2012-05-14 03:32:03 PM

eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.


and your point is?......
 
2012-05-14 03:32:03 PM
Heh, figures. This is how those Kenyan types speak - he can't supress DNA 100% of the time - I'm impressed that this type of 'slip of the facade' hasn't happened sooner...
 
2012-05-14 03:32:31 PM
shiat and then we can roll up some doobs!
 
2012-05-14 03:32:43 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: -akachakachakachaka Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?


I feel for you.
 
2012-05-14 03:33:03 PM
Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to eat a bar of soap.
 
2012-05-14 03:33:07 PM

eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear.


Irrespective of TFA, yes, I agree.

/If for no other reason than the fact that I sound like I have turrets sometimes.
 
2012-05-14 03:33:55 PM
Share the wealth?
 
2012-05-14 03:34:15 PM
At least he didn't say "Belgium".

/Or "joojooflop"
 
2012-05-14 03:34:58 PM
I wonder how much sh will be lost in GOP britches over this?
 
2012-05-14 03:35:02 PM
"...shiv and stab you in the face, motherfarker! You think I swam all the way from Kenya across the Indian Ocean to put up with this shiat?! Sit. Your. Honkey. Ass. Down. Don't make me come up there. I've got two legs. I named 'em "Hope" and "Change". I don't want to lose one of them in your ass, but I may just have to. You want to be the one that lost "Hope"? You'll be pullin' "Hope" out yo ass! Now, are you gonna sit down?"
 
2012-05-14 03:35:22 PM
(GIS for sh sexy)

shadowness.com
 
2012-05-14 03:36:37 PM
-long wrapper?
 
2012-05-14 03:36:40 PM

Barbecue Bob: hdhale: Barrack The Brave demonstrates yet again why he has a teleprompter.

/Reagan did open mic remarks better and funnier, then again he was better and was being funny on purpose
//maybe not Dave Chappelle funny, but he wasn't bad and watching the mainstream media shiat their pants over it was double bonus

"October 14. On this day in 1982, President Ronald Reagan declared illicit drugs to be a threat to U.S. national security."

That was sooooo farking funny and better than Obammajamma! hahaha,,, snerk snerk... err... wait... that's not farking funny at all!


Try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

Also, weed still illegal...u mad bro?
 
2012-05-14 03:37:22 PM
Better "get my" than "take a"
 
2012-05-14 03:38:00 PM
My Sharona?
 
2012-05-14 03:38:12 PM
Shasta grape soda?
 
2012-05-14 03:38:38 PM
He forgot his shait, so when he went back to get the shait he left he said something that sounded like "I've gotta get my shiait".

Who gives a shait.
 
2012-05-14 03:38:39 PM

hdhale: Barbecue Bob: hdhale: Barrack The Brave demonstrates yet again why he has a teleprompter.

/Reagan did open mic remarks better and funnier, then again he was better and was being funny on purpose
//maybe not Dave Chappelle funny, but he wasn't bad and watching the mainstream media shiat their pants over it was double bonus

"October 14. On this day in 1982, President Ronald Reagan declared illicit drugs to be a threat to U.S. national security."

That was sooooo farking funny and better than Obammajamma! hahaha,,, snerk snerk... err... wait... that's not farking funny at all!

Try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

Also, weed still illegal...u mad bro?


thecryptojournalist.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-14 03:38:46 PM
I honestly couldn't hear the alleged "sh" sound, but I kinda doubt he said "shiat".

It's not that I don't believe the POTUS uses "curse words", just that I don't think that's the word that would have come to his mind, given the situation.

I just heard "I've gotta get my.....", and then saw him hold something up as he walked away.
 
2012-05-14 03:38:50 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 03:38:55 PM

JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......


What part did you not understand?
My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?
 
2012-05-14 03:39:45 PM
...Chevy to the levee.

Or maybe he's more of a Warren Zevon fan.
 
2012-05-14 03:40:08 PM

JeffMD: I wonder what he actually said.. there is no way he turned to the faculty and said "I've gotta get my shiat".


I could see him doing that to be funny, off the cuff and to poke fun at himself for forgetting his medal at the podium. That seems like the type of person he is in real life. It is just he, like most people, don't realize how sensitize those mics are and that it would pick him up saying that.
 
2012-05-14 03:40:20 PM
Sheer panties?
 
2012-05-14 03:40:42 PM
Perhaps I should have mentioned that my Warren Zevon link is NSFW.
 
2012-05-14 03:41:01 PM
Khellendros 2012-05-14 03:35:02 PM

"...shiv and stab you in the face, motherfarker! You think I swam all the way from Kenya across the Indian Ocean to put up with this shiat?! Sit. Your. Honkey. Ass. Down. Don't make me come up there. I've got two legs. I named 'em "Hope" and "Change". I don't want to lose one of them in your ass, but I may just have to. You want to be the one that lost "Hope"? You'll be pullin' "Hope" out yo ass! Now, are you gonna sit down?"

I declare you teh winnar.
 
2012-05-14 03:41:26 PM

oldfarthenry: I wonder how much sh will be lost in GOP britches over this?


I was going to do a "If this was Bush" comment...but, nah, nobody would care if it was Bush either. Please continue on with joke entries.
 
2012-05-14 03:41:41 PM

dittybopper: Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"

..iitake mushrooms.

shiatake mushrooms indeed

www.zonapeinados.com
 
2012-05-14 03:42:26 PM
Was there some motheruckers uckin with his shhh
 
2012-05-14 03:42:29 PM
Schlemiel Schlimazel
 
2012-05-14 03:42:48 PM

oldfarthenry: [i149.photobucket.com image 280x204]
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!


You mean "Shticky"!
 
2012-05-14 03:43:08 PM
Let me assure, W. Mitt Romney would never use a word like that. Oh, he is no stranger to strong language. Upon occasion, he has been known to use the word "Damne!" - with the "e" firmly in place at the end. But Mitt is no vulgarian. No, he knows that actions speak louder than words. Had he left a medal behind, there would have been no foul language. No, Mitt would have had five Secret Service members hold that medal down while he cut the ribbon right off.
 
2012-05-14 03:43:19 PM
Sharona?
 
2012-05-14 03:44:54 PM
so I was looking for the sound bites of "you ain't my b*tch..." and "this sh*t is getting way too complicated for me" and instead found this:

Obama cussing out Iowa

L to the O L
 
2012-05-14 03:45:18 PM
Obama: I've gotta get my shOOKY SHOOKY BOOM BOOM ON.
 
2012-05-14 03:45:38 PM
twinfamy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-14 03:45:50 PM
A blah man said "sh"? Typical.
 
2012-05-14 03:46:34 PM
...ift is over so I can go home alive. Here endeth the lesson."
 
2012-05-14 03:47:10 PM
At least he ain't no hollaback girl.
He ain't no hollaback girl.
 
2012-05-14 03:47:45 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I sound like I have turrets sometimes.


www.barharborhistorical.org

Approves.

(...or perhaps you meant "Tourette's.")
 
2012-05-14 03:47:53 PM
Why was the volume of the commercial before the video played at 200% and the volume of the video was so law I couldn't hear a damned thing?
 
2012-05-14 03:48:03 PM

Dolfin: Schlemiel Schlimazel


hasenfeffer incorporated

We're gonna do it!
 
2012-05-14 03:49:46 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Scott: It's no hassle.
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: But.
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: All I'm say.
Dr. Evil: shh!
Scott: They're gonna get.
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: I.
Dr. Evil: shh!
Scott: Would.
Dr. Evil: Shh! Knock knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: Look.
Dr. Evil: Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named--shh! Shh! Even before you start, that was a preemptive shh! Just know that I have a whole bag of shh! With your name on it.

/I'm the first with this? C'mon Fark!
 
2012-05-14 03:50:03 PM
Man, him and the vp have dirty mouths. It's almost like they're...human, or something.
 
2012-05-14 03:50:11 PM

My Yali or Yours: He's walkin off the stage when he realizes, "ohhh shiat, my shiats still under that shiat. I better go get that shiat, sheee-it."


Don't say that, Johnny, just hear it

/Hey man, wanna buy some shiat?
 
2012-05-14 03:50:59 PM
www.foodservicedirect.com
 
2012-05-14 03:51:31 PM
Shikasha?
Shishkebab?
Shawshank Redemption?
CHICAGO!
 
2012-05-14 03:51:51 PM

DrippinBalls: "I gotta get my shinebox and polish, got shoes to shine and asses to kiss"

/130 fundraisers and counting............


Yeah, it's a crime that Obama has a 10:1 campaign fund advantage over Romney. Wah.
www.youjustmademylist.com
 
2012-05-14 03:51:52 PM

oldfarthenry: [i149.photobucket.com image 280x204]
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!


you know who else liked things made in Germany.
 
2012-05-14 03:52:28 PM

dave1y: [twinfamy.files.wordpress.com image 280x307]


D'oh.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:19 PM

eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?


I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:22 PM
He needs to get his shark fin soup.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:37 PM
Shoe shine box?
 
2012-05-14 03:53:40 PM

BMulligan: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I sound like I have turrets sometimes.

[www.barharborhistorical.org image 326x242]

Approves.

(...or perhaps you meant "Tourette's.")


F*ck b*tch c*nt Streisand, yes.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:41 PM
i171.photobucket.com

He was trying to leave through one of those voice-activated doors, like at Alpha Beta.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:42 PM

ManateeGag: oldfarthenry: [i149.photobucket.com image 280x204]
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!

you know who else liked things made in Germany.


Jews?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 03:53:48 PM
...preshoussss, tricksy hobbitses.
 
2012-05-14 03:55:47 PM

Old Man Winter: Outed as gay and a potty-mouth in one week?


Shame I already added Pottymouth to the Big Spiffy List of All the Bad Things Fartbama Is some time ago.
 
2012-05-14 03:57:28 PM

sigdiamond2000: WE WILL BEGIN THE SWEARING IN OF SARAH PALIN IN 5 MINUTES
OBAMA IS BANISHED TO THE LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS FOR ALL ETERNITY


Kansas?
 
2012-05-14 03:58:40 PM
Watched the video at full volume, didn't hear the "sh..". All I heard was "I've gotta get my..."

/Am disappoint.
 
2012-05-14 03:59:05 PM
FTFA: After wrapping up his speech, Obama appeared to leave behind his Barnard College Medal of Distinction, which he had been given earlier. As he returned to pick up his award from the podium, he spoke into a live microphone, saying, "I've gotta get my sh..."INY NEW MEDAL before trailing off.

FTFY
 
2012-05-14 03:59:15 PM

JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.


Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.
 
2012-05-14 04:00:02 PM

moothemagiccow: FTFA: After wrapping up his speech, Obama appeared to leave behind his Barnard College Medal of Distinction, which he had been given earlier. As he returned to pick up his award from the podium, he spoke into a live microphone, saying, "I've gotta get my sh..."INY NEW MEDAL before trailing off.

FTFY


browncoat?
 
2012-05-14 04:00:26 PM

dittybopper: Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"

[images.wikia.com image 490x330]

..iitake mushrooms.


they made a movie of mass effect?
 
2012-05-14 04:02:43 PM
show off for Sofia Vergara?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-14 04:03:39 PM

The_Johnny_Danger: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 464x307]


i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 04:04:08 PM

Brother_Mouzone: show off for Sofia Vergara?

[i.imgur.com image 400x291]


what say you girls and I create a nice vanilla, coffee, chocolate swirl?

/them MF ladies are foin
 
2012-05-14 04:05:13 PM

eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.


You seem angry.
 
2012-05-14 04:06:06 PM
...orts monogrammed.
 
2012-05-14 04:06:48 PM
230+ comments?

Damn, slow Farking day I guess.

Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?
 
2012-05-14 04:08:00 PM

JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

You seem angry.


Well, it's Monday and I'm being trolled by a moron. But at least I know I'll be in a better mood later, while you'll always be an idiot.
 
2012-05-14 04:08:09 PM
The office of the Executive Branch should act with more class. Seriously. Follow the lead of the previous administration. Tell them to go Fark themselves.
 
2012-05-14 04:08:35 PM

El Pachuco: actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU

Actually I was thinking of the Circle Jerks.


Can't believe I used to like these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbnOFPud3M
 
2012-05-14 04:08:37 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: A little profanity now and then is fine, and it can even be funny. I laughed my ass off when President Bush said "That guy's an asshole" about a lobbyist that was in the audience, not realizing a mic was on next to him.


Of the few things Bush II did that I approve of, this was one of them.
 
2012-05-14 04:08:54 PM
a.abcnews.go.com

I've gotta get my Shakira...
 
2012-05-14 04:08:55 PM
I don't know what he said, but it definitely wasn't shiat. Want proof? Look at the response from the people he's talking to... especially the older lady behind him. She barely reacts with more than a nod and a wave. Unless he just got finished doing a set at the Apollo, there would be at LEAST some surprised eyebrow raising and laughing.
 
2012-05-14 04:09:21 PM
...ucky ducky quack quack.
 
2012-05-14 04:09:45 PM

NightOwl2255: Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?


Romney. Mormons don't drink alcohol so, hey, two beers for me.
 
2012-05-14 04:10:33 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.


Definition of SPEAK
intransitive verb
1 a : to utter words or articulate sounds with the ordinary voice : talk b (1) : to express thoughts, opinions, or feelings orally (2) : to extend a greeting (3) : to be friendly enough to engage in conversation c (1) : to express oneself before a group (2) : to address one's remarks
2 a : to make a written statement
 
2012-05-14 04:10:47 PM

eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

You seem angry.

Well, it's Monday and I'm being trolled by a moron. But at least I know I'll be in a better mood later, while you'll always be an idiot.


Sorry to waste your day. I hope your life is fulfilled in ways you've never thought of.
 
2012-05-14 04:12:06 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NightOwl2255: Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?

Romney. Mormons don't drink alcohol so, hey, two beers for me.


At the same time, Romney probably wouldn't pick up the tab.
 
2012-05-14 04:12:12 PM

NightOwl2255: JusticeandIndependence: Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Definition of SPEAK
intransitive verb
1 a : to utter words or articulate sounds with the ordinary voice : talk b (1) : to express thoughts, opinions, or feelings orally (2) : to extend a greeting (3) : to be friendly enough to engage in conversation c (1) : to express oneself before a group (2) : to address one's remarks
2 a : to make a written statement


Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot
 
2012-05-14 04:12:22 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
 
2012-05-14 04:12:33 PM

El Pachuco: actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU

Actually I was thinking of the Circle Jerks.


I can't believe I used to like those guys.
 
2012-05-14 04:13:03 PM

Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?


Neither. Or just not drink. And why do I have to choose?
 
2012-05-14 04:13:13 PM

Ned Stark: Wracking my brain for a synonym of near that fits. Help me out here.


"Sheenie" or "Shine".

/Shine's a particularly obscure one.
 
2012-05-14 04:13:25 PM
Oh fudge.

As Ralphie said in 'A Christmas Story': "Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... "
 
2012-05-14 04:15:12 PM

NightOwl2255: 230+ comments?

Damn, slow Farking day I guess.


Oh, shut up. This thread is hilarious.

/Not that I have any idea why HP ran the story
 
2012-05-14 04:15:17 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot


No worries. I have a 10 year old, she acts the same when corrected.
 
2012-05-14 04:15:20 PM

qorkfiend: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NightOwl2255: Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?

Romney. Mormons don't drink alcohol so, hey, two beers for me.

At the same time, Romney probably wouldn't pick up the tab.


Wait, is he Jewish too?

/I keed! I keed!
//He's obviously Scottish
 
2012-05-14 04:16:19 PM

jwells0123: Shizzle?


Correct!
 
2012-05-14 04:17:03 PM

El Pachuco: dave1y: [twinfamy.files.wordpress.com image 280x307]

D'oh.


C'mon, man. Gotta keep up.
 
2012-05-14 04:17:46 PM

NightOwl2255: JusticeandIndependence: Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot

No worries. I have a 10 year old, she acts the same when corrected.


Thanks for the update. Keep us informed.
 
2012-05-14 04:17:49 PM

qorkfiend: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NightOwl2255: Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?

Romney. Mormons don't drink alcohol so, hey, two beers for me.

At the same time, Romney probably wouldn't pick up the tab.


Unless it is for a friend's daughter. Or donating to charity, including his church.

Yes. Republican = greedy. Democrat = charitable. We get it.
 
2012-05-14 04:18:15 PM
Did he said "sh..." because he is "blaah..."?
 
2012-05-14 04:19:29 PM
A hip reference to medical marijuana.

/That's some goooood shiat!
 
2012-05-14 04:21:11 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Thanks for the update. Keep us informed.


I will. No doubt as she matures she will grow out of it. Unlike a certain Farker who never did.
 
2012-05-14 04:24:24 PM
I always used to say... "I gotta get my shhhtuff...."
 
2012-05-14 04:25:02 PM

I_C_Weener: Unless it is for a friend's daughter. Or donating to charity, including his church.


Actually, Romney church tithes consist of stock he was given in Bain Capital deals which has increased in value. By using it in lieu of cash, he avoids capital gains, satisfies his commitment to the Mormons and gets a tax write-off for his charitable donation.
 
2012-05-14 04:25:09 PM
I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here. This is the last straw, I'm voting McCain.
 
2012-05-14 04:26:34 PM

skullkrusher: ManateeGag: oldfarthenry: [i149.photobucket.com image 280x204]
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!

you know who else liked things made in Germany.

Jews?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x320]


zs1.smbc-comics.com
 
2012-05-14 04:28:13 PM
www.the-best-childrens-books.org

/make that re-writing
 
2012-05-14 04:29:04 PM

Kittypie070: Khellendros 2012-05-14 03:35:02 PM

"...shiv and stab you in the face, motherfarker! You think I swam all the way from Kenya across the Indian Ocean to put up with this shiat?! Sit. Your. Honkey. Ass. Down. Don't make me come up there. I've got two legs. I named 'em "Hope" and "Change". I don't want to lose one of them in your ass, but I may just have to. You want to be the one that lost "Hope"? You'll be pullin' "Hope" out yo ass! Now, are you gonna sit down?"

I declare you teh winnar.


Thank you. I thought that one was pretty good.
 
2012-05-14 04:29:58 PM

NightOwl2255: JusticeandIndependence: Thanks for the update. Keep us informed.

I will. No doubt as she matures she will grow out of it. Unlike a certain Farker who never did.


I'll have to keep a lookout for that arsehole
 
2012-05-14 04:31:15 PM
Most likely to me: "I've gotta get Michelle..."
 
2012-05-14 04:34:11 PM
SHAKA!


/when the walls fell
 
2012-05-14 04:37:27 PM
Talk about hanging on every syllable.
 
2012-05-14 04:41:16 PM

p4p3rm4t3: SHAKA!


/when the walls fell


www.wwephotos.org
 
2012-05-14 04:51:20 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: without a teleprompter he didn't know he was supposed to say "shiat together".


deep thoughts with tenpoundsofderp
 
2012-05-14 04:52:04 PM
www.corkboard.it

"gotta get my... shiat, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... "
 
2012-05-14 05:00:41 PM
I am getting goddamned bored with the farked-out OOOHHH MHGAWDZ TeLePROmpTURS joke.
 
2012-05-14 05:04:18 PM
secret Kenyan Islamic state ID that I dropped right there in plain sight.
 
2012-05-14 05:05:02 PM
God......Down of my horse,
stepped in a pile of Shhhifting Sand.
 
2012-05-14 05:06:07 PM
ah-oh, Bama said a worty dird
 
2012-05-14 05:06:34 PM
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid you'll find that hard to do, without your shiat.
 
2012-05-14 05:08:07 PM
Shiat, Dave, shiat. My shiat is going. I can shiat it. I can...shiat it.

Would you like me to shiat you a song?
 
2012-05-14 05:08:08 PM
"shield" he said. They just gave him a medallion award, aka a shield.
 
2012-05-14 05:11:59 PM
Though I'm not a Romney fan, this is something I don;t see Romney ever doing. He may be a lot of things but he is definitely not a person who cusses or use foul language.

With that being said I don;t think Big O said 'shiat'. I think he actually said shield. The word shiat just doesn't fit in context to what is actually happening and the statement.

Couple of reasons:

The award was a single tangible item that is very specific and new. Shiat is typically reserve for things that are more generic, something that has been owned a while and plural in sense...like a bag of old clothes, bunch of household things, something in quantity etc....

i.e if you forgot your phone, your keys, your brand new car etc you don;t say shiat when referring to those items.... you typically refer to those specific items by name or some form of identifiable feature or function. If you left you iPhone somewhere you don;t say I forgot my shiat. You say I forgot my iPhone or my phone etc....

Shield could very well be what Obama said because the Barnard award is shape like a shield like Coat of Arms Shield of Barnard College.

anyway just my 2c.
 
2012-05-14 05:15:25 PM
i27.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 05:18:21 PM

NateGrey: tenpoundsofcheese: without a teleprompter he didn't know he was supposed to say "shiat together".

deep thoughts with tenpoundsofderp


In other news, there are still human beings who think criticizing a politician for using a teleprompter while making speeches is actually a good insult. Those human beings are known as idiots.
 
2012-05-14 05:18:24 PM

SwingingJohnson: "shield" he said. They just gave him a medallion award, aka a shield.


Aww, I thought that was a marijuana pouch.
 
2012-05-14 05:23:57 PM

Interrupted Infinitum: Shawarma?


LOL, no that was Tony Stark...

Seriously, I can't believe we have 6 pages of comments on this not-a-story...
 
2012-05-14 05:27:59 PM
images.tvrage.com
OOOOOH! That's my shiat. That's my shiat.
 
2012-05-14 05:28:02 PM

Mikey1969: Interrupted Infinitum: Shawarma?

LOL, no that was Tony Stark...

Seriously, I can't believe we have 6 pages of comments on this not-a-story...


STOP TRYING TO COVER FOR YOUR NAZI MUSLIM GAY EXTREMIST PRESIDENT 0BAMA!!!
 
2012-05-14 05:28:28 PM

Mikey1969: Interrupted Infinitum: Shawarma?

LOL, no that was Tony Stark...

Seriously, I can't believe we have 6 pages of comments on this not-a-story...


Change your comments per page settings. I'm only on page 2.
 
2012-05-14 05:31:36 PM
 
2012-05-14 05:34:44 PM
If it is not a big deal, why can't we use the word "sh@t" on Fark?

/doesn't give a sh@t
/LBJ juxtaposed cuss words on a genius level
 
2012-05-14 05:37:54 PM
The way I hear it, he says, "I gotta get my shiat, there ain't no stoppin', I'm still poppin', Dre's got some biatches from the city of Compton, To serve me, not with a cherry on top, 'Cause when I bust my nut, I'm raisin' up off the cot, Don't get upset girl, that's just how it goes, I don't love you hoes, I'm out the do' and I'll be rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice, laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind."
 
2012-05-14 05:41:06 PM
shiat
 
2012-05-14 05:42:35 PM
Farkers boobied me what is up wit dat SH/T?
 
2012-05-14 05:43:24 PM
FU/CK man.
 
2012-05-14 05:45:58 PM
I guess that means everyone should put your hands together for PRESIDENT SARAH PALIN (so you can be properly shackled).
 
2012-05-14 05:49:19 PM

dosboot: If it is not a big deal, why can't we use the word "sh@t" on Fark?

/doesn't give a sh@t
/LBJ juxtaposed cuss words on a genius level


we can say asshole which I think is harsher, even cock
 
2012-05-14 05:53:38 PM

mrshowrules: we can say asshole which I think is harsher, even cock


I find adding -hole to many words quite effective.
 
2012-05-14 05:57:45 PM
can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.
 
2012-05-14 05:58:58 PM

dosboot: I find adding -hole to many words quite effective.


I like Jack-hole, Asshat is a good standard, but the very best is "shut up you cock"
( from way back).
"Nixon you dolt" will always be a classic though.
Farkisms, we should start a little pamphlet with a hyperlink to it.
 
2012-05-14 05:59:43 PM
I don't care that he was caught on the mic and I don't even care that he said it what I do care about is the environment in which he said it. If a person is going to swear use some Farking skill in doing so, pick the right times, location and words to use. If he had been having a drink at the bar with his friends and left his keys on the table then this would be fine, but not directed at the honor students of a college graduation class. It just shows that he has no class.
 
2012-05-14 06:01:00 PM

gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.


Hoodwink, hoodlum, hoody, hood hood hood.
 
2012-05-14 06:03:12 PM

Profedius: It just shows that he has no class.


Do tell oh wise one, do tell us all about "classiness", like you really know for sure he meant to say shiat in the first place, that's classy of you.
 
2012-05-14 06:06:07 PM

gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.


Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

www.youjustmademylist.com
 
2012-05-14 06:10:17 PM
What a government negotiator that guy is!
 
2012-05-14 06:11:08 PM

gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]


I look at that picture and wonder WTF is going on their minds. In Cheney's I can give it a good guess, but Bush,,,no clue he has always had that perpetual look of perplexity.
 
mhd
2012-05-14 06:13:51 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-14 06:15:22 PM
There's too many mutha 'uckers 'ucking with his shi'
 
2012-05-14 06:16:12 PM

smeegle: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

I look at that picture and wonder WTF is going on their minds. In Cheney's I can give it a good guess, but Bush,,,no clue he has always had that perpetual look of perplexity.


Cheney:

www.galacticbinder.com

Bush:

yosemite-sam.net
 
2012-05-14 06:20:33 PM

gimmegimme: smeegle: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

I look at that picture and wonder WTF is going on their minds. In Cheney's I can give it a good guess, but Bush,,,no clue he has always had that perpetual look of perplexity.

Cheney:

[www.galacticbinder.com image 400x247]

Bush:

[yosemite-sam.net image 300x227]


Right on point there dude. I applaud your image loading statement making mad skills.
I really need to bone up on how to do that.
 
2012-05-14 06:22:14 PM
Shears? Maybe he wants to go assault a gay kid and cut off his hair.
 
2012-05-14 06:28:07 PM
O listened to that three times but all I heard was "I gotta get my". Nothing after it.
 
2012-05-14 06:32:34 PM
Champagne?
 
2012-05-14 06:33:12 PM
Reagan's "bombing the Soviet Union commences in five minutes" remark ranked far higher than an everyday street word for shock value.

In all fairness,RR visited the Soviet Union a few times and dropped the Evil Empire rhetoric.

/yes I'm old
 
2012-05-14 06:35:50 PM

tb tibbles: /yes I'm old


I watched it too. We ain't that old bud. I still like to rock the Casbah, so to speak.
 
2012-05-14 06:37:37 PM
my shiatty award you fools gave me
 
2012-05-14 06:39:38 PM
..opping list for Michelle....
 
2012-05-14 06:42:24 PM
...adoobie

www.collectorsmusicreviews.com
 
2012-05-14 06:44:06 PM
shipment of fake birth certificates.
 
2012-05-14 06:44:54 PM

EyeballKid: ...adoobie

[www.collectorsmusicreviews.com image 300x295]


Wow I have that playing right now.
 
2012-05-14 06:52:03 PM
i4.photobucket.com

/gotnuffin
 
2012-05-14 07:06:23 PM

Kibbler: Shiat, Dave, shiat. My shiat is going. I can shiat it. I can...shiat it.

Would you like me to shiat you a song?


Tangential... but awesome. lol
 
2012-05-14 07:10:58 PM
inguards, can't wait for this game of soccer to start. fark, can't find that shiat anywhere.

Then he hopped on 4chan.
 
2012-05-14 07:29:25 PM

gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]


Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.
 
2012-05-14 07:33:26 PM

gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.


Don't tell me what to do!

///So are you admitting that you're not really racist; you were just trolling? I think I would prefer that.
 
2012-05-14 07:34:15 PM

dennysgod: He forgot his shait, so when he went back to get the shait he left he said something that sounded like "I've gotta get my shiait".

Who gives a shait.


Oh! My virgin ears!
 
2012-05-14 07:37:16 PM
I was there. He said "I gotta get mah shwerve on wit all de white wimmins," and then he grabbed his privates.
 
2012-05-14 07:42:52 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: I was there. He said "I gotta get mah shwerve on wit all de white wimmins," and then he grabbed his privates.


Oh my goodness. I just saw the rest of his speech on CNN:

I will make Michelle Obama my woman, body and soul.

This will be a great challenge for Smoove. I will need to purchase even finer clothes and softer towels. I will have to master the hand-feeding techniques of ancient seduction monks. I must learn compliments that would cause average women to catch fire from the inner flames of desire that the compliments would stoke.

This will have to be handled very carefully. An intriguing note sent with tasteful but exotic flowers, playful chats via text message, and many a sexually charged phone call. And all this will be done in secret, as we work together on my new charity, Smoove B's Homeless Shelter for Attractive but Poor Children.

First Baby, Smoove is coming.
 
2012-05-14 07:43:06 PM

KatjaMouse: He said "I've gotta get my shiny award...which I will treasure for the rest of my days."


My twist as well. Though maybe he did say "shiat".
 
2012-05-14 08:06:46 PM
shizzy up out this hizzy.
 
2012-05-14 08:34:02 PM
shizzle my nizzle.

/word
 
2012-05-14 08:34:30 PM
Shibadibbit
Shiboygan
Shishkabob
Shimmy shimmy shakes
Shinto
Shikaka!
 
2012-05-14 08:34:52 PM
Full quote "suppose I accidentally got my shiat together..."
 
2012-05-14 08:50:45 PM
don't think there is any restriction on "super pacs" combining resources.
 
2012-05-14 09:01:19 PM

gimmegimme: gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.

Don't tell me what to do!

///So are you admitting that you're not really racist; you were just trolling? I think I would prefer that.


not a racist, but its fun finding out who the real trolls are.
 
2012-05-14 09:09:16 PM
static.englishclub.com
 
2012-05-14 09:16:45 PM

gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.

Don't tell me what to do!

///So are you admitting that you're not really racist; you were just trolling? I think I would prefer that.

not a racist, but its fun finding out who the real trolls are.


I'm not sure you understand the meaning of "racist" or "troll."
 
2012-05-14 09:21:00 PM
Did he say Romney has "a .22-caliber mind in a .457-magnum world"?
 
2012-05-14 09:25:37 PM
Has there ever been a hot mic incident that didn't play in Obama's favor? He should just keep a mic on at all times.

/and two turntables nearby to scratch
 
2012-05-14 09:27:45 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Skiddly eye do do re bim da bo
Reet skat doodly do ree bim da bob
Skiddly eye do do rum di bim da bee
Reet skay diddly eye doo rim da bob
Skeetin scattin skiddlyeye diddoo rop
Skiddly eye doo rum dee bo
 
2012-05-14 09:30:12 PM
He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts. So he probably did say "grab my shyt". This perfect ass needs to go back to whatever hood he came from. Nobama is by no means presidential, from bowing to kings to his so called wife that was NOT proud of the U.S.A. until he moved to the white house.
 
2012-05-14 09:38:56 PM

I agree with you: He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts. So he probably did say "grab my shyt". This perfect ass needs to go back to whatever hood he came from. Nobama is by no means presidential, from bowing to kings to his so called wife that was NOT proud of the U.S.A. until he moved to the white house.


Gizmanjr already did the pretend racist troll test.

/Hawaii is the "hood"?
 
2012-05-14 09:40:35 PM

I agree with you: He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts.


It's the one that says "Big Farking Deal".
 
2012-05-14 10:33:14 PM

gimmegimme: I agree with you: He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts. So he probably did say "grab my shyt". This perfect ass needs to go back to whatever hood he came from. Nobama is by no means presidential, from bowing to kings to his so called wife that was NOT proud of the U.S.A. until he moved to the white house.

Gizmanjr already did the pretend racist troll test.

/Hawaii is the "hood"?


What is a ghetto neighborhood in Hawaii anyway? The beach?
 
2012-05-14 10:41:08 PM
 
2012-05-14 10:47:56 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: shhh.......aving cream!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!


Leaving satsisfied.

/Thanks to the good doctor
//Demento
 
2012-05-15 12:33:42 AM
Why is his shiat shiat and my shiat stuff?
 
2012-05-15 12:59:02 AM
The article has an update and according to someone who was there he said "gift". They've updated but left the original headline intact. I wonder if that kind of thing gets them a lot of pageviews...
 
2012-05-15 01:05:56 AM
Ha! Finally got him. They were able to suppress Michelle's "whitey" tape, but now we got him.

Of course, all the lie-btardy demonrats will probably say he said, "Forgot to get my gift."

NO!

That makes no sense.

"Forgot to get my gift."
"I gotta get my sh__."

You tell me which is more believable (once you take out the bias of the lamestream medieval media always trying to cover for 0bama). I like how he immediately tried to cover this up by waving the "shiat" to indicate that's what he "forgot". Whatever.
 
2012-05-15 01:12:54 AM
Ship? Maybe he's talking about the defense budget.
 
2012-05-15 01:13:30 AM

Phil Moskowitz: Why is his shiat shiat and my shiat stuff?


Because you have no taste.

/George said hello.
 
2012-05-15 01:21:07 AM
Hmmm... Is this just another example of why dedicated twitterers should volunteer for elective lobotomy?
 
2012-05-15 02:40:05 AM
"Schtuff." he says "schtuff"
 
2012-05-15 07:49:00 AM
Update: I was sitting close to the President on the platform and he said "I gotta get my gift" referring to his medal of distinction.

Has this been pointed out or are we having too much fun with the Sh thing?

"I gotta get my... show on the road, I am in campaign mode, ya know"

Got nothing.

/Saw Avengers today so getting a real kick out of all the Schwarma comments.
 
2012-05-15 08:10:13 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /If for no other reason than the fact that I sound like I have turrets sometimes.


That's too bad. Are you sure it's not just a case of battlements, or even crenelations?

/no fancy pic like BMulligan
 
2012-05-15 10:30:15 AM

smeegle: Profedius: It just shows that he has no class.

Do tell oh wise one, do tell us all about "classiness", like you really know for sure he meant to say shiat in the first place, that's classy of you.


What are you talking about? Who cares what he meant to say he said what he said what he meant to say is irrelevant. What he said in the situation he was in was inappropriate and there is no arguing that. If someone was invited to a formal dinner and as they set down at the table they ask "Hey did any of you see that farking game last night? That was some shiet." They would be looked upon poorly and might even be corrected or asked to leave, but hang out with their buddies this would be perfectly acceptable. Knowing how to act given the situation is called having class and he was displaying a lack of it.
 
2012-05-15 11:32:17 AM
Clearly, he is not fit to lead.
 
2012-05-15 12:52:32 PM

doubled99: Clearly, he is not fit to lead.


Was there ever any doubt? He had no leadership, management or decision making experience prior to being elected. His campaign polices favored rewarding failure and punishing success. From the debates he clearly had no idea how economics works. I think if the republicans would have put up someone other than McCain he would have never been elected.
 
2012-05-15 01:35:58 PM

Profedius: doubled99: Clearly, he is not fit to lead.

Was there ever any doubt? He had no leadership, management or decision making experience prior to being elected. His campaign polices favored rewarding failure and punishing success. From the debates he clearly had no idea how economics works. I think if the republicans would have put up someone other than McCain he would have never been elected.


Jesus it's like Joe the plumber just got on fark.
 
2012-05-15 01:57:44 PM

Profedius: doubled99: Clearly, he is not fit to lead.

Was there ever any doubt? He had no leadership, management or decision making experience prior to being elected. His campaign polices favored rewarding failure and punishing success. From the debates he clearly had no idea how economics works. I think if the republicans would have put up someone other than McCain he would have never been elected.


doubled99 was being sarcastic.
 
2012-05-15 04:58:28 PM

Hickory-smoked: Profedius: doubled99: Clearly, he is not fit to lead.

Was there ever any doubt? He had no leadership, management or decision making experience prior to being elected. His campaign polices favored rewarding failure and punishing success. From the debates he clearly had no idea how economics works. I think if the republicans would have put up someone other than McCain he would have never been elected.

doubled99 was being sarcastic.


I knew he was. I just don't get the love for the man, but a lot of the people on here love him. I never get a real good answer why they love him though. Every time I hear him speak about his polices no matter how good they sound the results would not be good and I would think anyone would be able to tell that. I do like his stance on gay marriage and abortions.
 
2012-05-15 09:59:25 PM

Profedius: smeegle: Profedius: It just shows that he has no class.

Do tell oh wise one, do tell us all about "classiness", like you really know for sure he meant to say shiat in the first place, that's classy of you.

What are you talking about? Who cares what he meant to say he said what he said what he meant to say is irrelevant. What he said in the situation he was in was inappropriate and there is no arguing that. If someone was invited to a formal dinner and as they set down at the table they ask "Hey did any of you see that farking game last night? That was some shiet." They would be looked upon poorly and might even be corrected or asked to leave, but hang out with their buddies this would be perfectly acceptable. Knowing how to act given the situation is called having class and he was displaying a lack of it.


He wasn't at a formal dinner. He didn't say what was said in your hypothetical. He may have mumbled half a swear word to himself. No one but rabid anti-Obama lunatics such as yourself would ever care.
 
2012-05-16 11:40:56 AM

eddiesocket: Profedius: smeegle: Profedius: It just shows that he has no class.

Do tell oh wise one, do tell us all about "classiness", like you really know for sure he meant to say shiat in the first place, that's classy of you.

What are you talking about? Who cares what he meant to say he said what he said what he meant to say is irrelevant. What he said in the situation he was in was inappropriate and there is no arguing that. If someone was invited to a formal dinner and as they set down at the table they ask "Hey did any of you see that farking game last night? That was some shiet." They would be looked upon poorly and might even be corrected or asked to leave, but hang out with their buddies this would be perfectly acceptable. Knowing how to act given the situation is called having class and he was displaying a lack of it.

He wasn't at a formal dinner. He didn't say what was said in your hypothetical. He may have mumbled half a swear word to himself. No one but rabid anti-Obama lunatics such as yourself would ever care.


Your defense of the man is sorely lacking if the best you can do is to try and belittle me, report that he was not at a formal dinner and make up a story about mumbling. He was at a formal graduation and those people he was speaking clearly to at the time it was said were the honor students and some of the facility of the school and you can see their surprise in their expressions. I don't know if I am anti-Obama I have never met the man, but I am against his conduct here and him being president based on his actions thus far. I have nothing against swearing, but do it with some style and in the appropriate venue otherwise you just look stupid.
 
2012-05-16 12:15:34 PM

Profedius: eddiesocket: Profedius: smeegle: Profedius: It just shows that he has no class.

Do tell oh wise one, do tell us all about "classiness", like you really know for sure he meant to say shiat in the first place, that's classy of you.

What are you talking about? Who cares what he meant to say he said what he said what he meant to say is irrelevant. What he said in the situation he was in was inappropriate and there is no arguing that. If someone was invited to a formal dinner and as they set down at the table they ask "Hey did any of you see that farking game last night? That was some shiet." They would be looked upon poorly and might even be corrected or asked to leave, but hang out with their buddies this would be perfectly acceptable. Knowing how to act given the situation is called having class and he was displaying a lack of it.

He wasn't at a formal dinner. He didn't say what was said in your hypothetical. He may have mumbled half a swear word to himself. No one but rabid anti-Obama lunatics such as yourself would ever care.

Your defense of the man is sorely lacking if the best you can do is to try and belittle me, report that he was not at a formal dinner and make up a story about mumbling. He was at a formal graduation and those people he was speaking clearly to at the time it was said were the honor students and some of the facility of the school and you can see their surprise in their expressions. I don't know if I am anti-Obama I have never met the man, but I am against his conduct here and him being president based on his actions thus far. I have nothing against swearing, but do it with some style and in the appropriate venue otherwise you just look stupid.


There was clearly no surprise on anyone's face and those in attendance say he said "gift", anyway. But don't let your rabid, unthinking nonsense color the facts.
 
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