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2012-05-14 05:59:43 PM
I don't care that he was caught on the mic and I don't even care that he said it what I do care about is the environment in which he said it. If a person is going to swear use some Farking skill in doing so, pick the right times, location and words to use. If he had been having a drink at the bar with his friends and left his keys on the table then this would be fine, but not directed at the honor students of a college graduation class. It just shows that he has no class.
 
2012-05-14 06:01:00 PM

gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.


Hoodwink, hoodlum, hoody, hood hood hood.
 
2012-05-14 06:03:12 PM

Profedius: It just shows that he has no class.


Do tell oh wise one, do tell us all about "classiness", like you really know for sure he meant to say shiat in the first place, that's classy of you.
 
2012-05-14 06:06:07 PM

gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.


Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

www.youjustmademylist.com
 
2012-05-14 06:10:17 PM
What a government negotiator that guy is!
 
2012-05-14 06:11:08 PM

gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]


I look at that picture and wonder WTF is going on their minds. In Cheney's I can give it a good guess, but Bush,,,no clue he has always had that perpetual look of perplexity.
 
mhd
2012-05-14 06:13:51 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-14 06:15:22 PM
There's too many mutha 'uckers 'ucking with his shi'
 
2012-05-14 06:16:12 PM

smeegle: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

I look at that picture and wonder WTF is going on their minds. In Cheney's I can give it a good guess, but Bush,,,no clue he has always had that perpetual look of perplexity.


Cheney:

www.galacticbinder.com

Bush:

yosemite-sam.net
 
2012-05-14 06:20:33 PM

gimmegimme: smeegle: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

I look at that picture and wonder WTF is going on their minds. In Cheney's I can give it a good guess, but Bush,,,no clue he has always had that perpetual look of perplexity.

Cheney:

[www.galacticbinder.com image 400x247]

Bush:

[yosemite-sam.net image 300x227]


Right on point there dude. I applaud your image loading statement making mad skills.
I really need to bone up on how to do that.
 
2012-05-14 06:22:14 PM
Shears? Maybe he wants to go assault a gay kid and cut off his hair.
 
2012-05-14 06:28:07 PM
O listened to that three times but all I heard was "I gotta get my". Nothing after it.
 
2012-05-14 06:32:34 PM
Champagne?
 
2012-05-14 06:33:12 PM
Reagan's "bombing the Soviet Union commences in five minutes" remark ranked far higher than an everyday street word for shock value.

In all fairness,RR visited the Soviet Union a few times and dropped the Evil Empire rhetoric.

/yes I'm old
 
2012-05-14 06:35:50 PM

tb tibbles: /yes I'm old


I watched it too. We ain't that old bud. I still like to rock the Casbah, so to speak.
 
2012-05-14 06:37:37 PM
my shiatty award you fools gave me
 
2012-05-14 06:39:38 PM
..opping list for Michelle....
 
2012-05-14 06:42:24 PM
...adoobie

www.collectorsmusicreviews.com
 
2012-05-14 06:44:06 PM
shipment of fake birth certificates.
 
2012-05-14 06:44:54 PM

EyeballKid: ...adoobie

[www.collectorsmusicreviews.com image 300x295]


Wow I have that playing right now.
 
2012-05-14 06:52:03 PM
i4.photobucket.com

/gotnuffin
 
2012-05-14 07:06:23 PM

Kibbler: Shiat, Dave, shiat. My shiat is going. I can shiat it. I can...shiat it.

Would you like me to shiat you a song?


Tangential... but awesome. lol
 
2012-05-14 07:10:58 PM
inguards, can't wait for this game of soccer to start. fark, can't find that shiat anywhere.

Then he hopped on 4chan.
 
2012-05-14 07:29:25 PM

gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]


Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.
 
2012-05-14 07:33:26 PM

gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.


Don't tell me what to do!

///So are you admitting that you're not really racist; you were just trolling? I think I would prefer that.
 
2012-05-14 07:34:15 PM

dennysgod: He forgot his shait, so when he went back to get the shait he left he said something that sounded like "I've gotta get my shiait".

Who gives a shait.


Oh! My virgin ears!
 
2012-05-14 07:37:16 PM
I was there. He said "I gotta get mah shwerve on wit all de white wimmins," and then he grabbed his privates.
 
2012-05-14 07:42:52 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: I was there. He said "I gotta get mah shwerve on wit all de white wimmins," and then he grabbed his privates.


Oh my goodness. I just saw the rest of his speech on CNN:

I will make Michelle Obama my woman, body and soul.

This will be a great challenge for Smoove. I will need to purchase even finer clothes and softer towels. I will have to master the hand-feeding techniques of ancient seduction monks. I must learn compliments that would cause average women to catch fire from the inner flames of desire that the compliments would stoke.

This will have to be handled very carefully. An intriguing note sent with tasteful but exotic flowers, playful chats via text message, and many a sexually charged phone call. And all this will be done in secret, as we work together on my new charity, Smoove B's Homeless Shelter for Attractive but Poor Children.

First Baby, Smoove is coming.
 
2012-05-14 07:43:06 PM

KatjaMouse: He said "I've gotta get my shiny award...which I will treasure for the rest of my days."


My twist as well. Though maybe he did say "shiat".
 
2012-05-14 08:06:46 PM
shizzy up out this hizzy.
 
2012-05-14 08:34:02 PM
shizzle my nizzle.

/word
 
2012-05-14 08:34:30 PM
Shibadibbit
Shiboygan
Shishkabob
Shimmy shimmy shakes
Shinto
Shikaka!
 
2012-05-14 08:34:52 PM
Full quote "suppose I accidentally got my shiat together..."
 
2012-05-14 08:50:45 PM
don't think there is any restriction on "super pacs" combining resources.
 
2012-05-14 09:01:19 PM

gimmegimme: gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.

Don't tell me what to do!

///So are you admitting that you're not really racist; you were just trolling? I think I would prefer that.


not a racist, but its fun finding out who the real trolls are.
 
2012-05-14 09:09:16 PM
static.englishclub.com
 
2012-05-14 09:16:45 PM

gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: gimmegimme: gizmanjr: can take him out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of him.

Okay. What's their excuse for saying hardcore gangsta words into a hot mic?

[www.youjustmademylist.com image 465x396]

Never fails to get the "but Bush" trolls attention. Leave here satisfied.

Don't tell me what to do!

///So are you admitting that you're not really racist; you were just trolling? I think I would prefer that.

not a racist, but its fun finding out who the real trolls are.


I'm not sure you understand the meaning of "racist" or "troll."
 
2012-05-14 09:21:00 PM
Did he say Romney has "a .22-caliber mind in a .457-magnum world"?
 
2012-05-14 09:25:37 PM
Has there ever been a hot mic incident that didn't play in Obama's favor? He should just keep a mic on at all times.

/and two turntables nearby to scratch
 
2012-05-14 09:27:45 PM
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2012-05-14 09:30:12 PM
He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts. So he probably did say "grab my shyt". This perfect ass needs to go back to whatever hood he came from. Nobama is by no means presidential, from bowing to kings to his so called wife that was NOT proud of the U.S.A. until he moved to the white house.
 
2012-05-14 09:38:56 PM

I agree with you: He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts. So he probably did say "grab my shyt". This perfect ass needs to go back to whatever hood he came from. Nobama is by no means presidential, from bowing to kings to his so called wife that was NOT proud of the U.S.A. until he moved to the white house.


Gizmanjr already did the pretend racist troll test.

/Hawaii is the "hood"?
 
2012-05-14 09:40:35 PM

I agree with you: He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts.


It's the one that says "Big Farking Deal".
 
2012-05-14 10:33:14 PM

gimmegimme: I agree with you: He grabbed what looked like a wallet of some sorts. So he probably did say "grab my shyt". This perfect ass needs to go back to whatever hood he came from. Nobama is by no means presidential, from bowing to kings to his so called wife that was NOT proud of the U.S.A. until he moved to the white house.

Gizmanjr already did the pretend racist troll test.

/Hawaii is the "hood"?


What is a ghetto neighborhood in Hawaii anyway? The beach?
 
2012-05-14 10:41:08 PM
 
2012-05-14 10:47:56 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: shhh.......aving cream!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!


Leaving satsisfied.

/Thanks to the good doctor
//Demento
 
2012-05-15 12:33:42 AM
Why is his shiat shiat and my shiat stuff?
 
2012-05-15 12:59:02 AM
The article has an update and according to someone who was there he said "gift". They've updated but left the original headline intact. I wonder if that kind of thing gets them a lot of pageviews...
 
2012-05-15 01:05:56 AM
Ha! Finally got him. They were able to suppress Michelle's "whitey" tape, but now we got him.

Of course, all the lie-btardy demonrats will probably say he said, "Forgot to get my gift."

NO!

That makes no sense.

"Forgot to get my gift."
"I gotta get my sh__."

You tell me which is more believable (once you take out the bias of the lamestream medieval media always trying to cover for 0bama). I like how he immediately tried to cover this up by waving the "shiat" to indicate that's what he "forgot". Whatever.
 
2012-05-15 01:12:54 AM
Ship? Maybe he's talking about the defense budget.
 
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