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2012-05-14 03:45:50 PM  
A blah man said "sh"? Typical.
 
2012-05-14 03:46:34 PM  
...ift is over so I can go home alive. Here endeth the lesson."
 
2012-05-14 03:47:10 PM  
At least he ain't no hollaback girl.
He ain't no hollaback girl.
 
2012-05-14 03:47:45 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I sound like I have turrets sometimes.


www.barharborhistorical.org

Approves.

(...or perhaps you meant "Tourette's.")
 
2012-05-14 03:47:53 PM  
Why was the volume of the commercial before the video played at 200% and the volume of the video was so law I couldn't hear a damned thing?
 
2012-05-14 03:48:03 PM  

Dolfin: Schlemiel Schlimazel


hasenfeffer incorporated

We're gonna do it!
 
2012-05-14 03:49:46 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Scott: It's no hassle.
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: But.
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: All I'm say.
Dr. Evil: shh!
Scott: They're gonna get.
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: I.
Dr. Evil: shh!
Scott: Would.
Dr. Evil: Shh! Knock knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: Look.
Dr. Evil: Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named--shh! Shh! Even before you start, that was a preemptive shh! Just know that I have a whole bag of shh! With your name on it.

/I'm the first with this? C'mon Fark!
 
2012-05-14 03:50:03 PM  
Man, him and the vp have dirty mouths. It's almost like they're...human, or something.
 
2012-05-14 03:50:11 PM  

My Yali or Yours: He's walkin off the stage when he realizes, "ohhh shiat, my shiats still under that shiat. I better go get that shiat, sheee-it."


Don't say that, Johnny, just hear it

/Hey man, wanna buy some shiat?
 
2012-05-14 03:50:59 PM  
www.foodservicedirect.com
 
2012-05-14 03:51:31 PM  
Shikasha?
Shishkebab?
Shawshank Redemption?
CHICAGO!
 
2012-05-14 03:51:51 PM  

DrippinBalls: "I gotta get my shinebox and polish, got shoes to shine and asses to kiss"

/130 fundraisers and counting............


Yeah, it's a crime that Obama has a 10:1 campaign fund advantage over Romney. Wah.
www.youjustmademylist.com
 
2012-05-14 03:51:52 PM  

oldfarthenry: [i149.photobucket.com image 280x204]
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!


you know who else liked things made in Germany.
 
2012-05-14 03:52:28 PM  

dave1y: [twinfamy.files.wordpress.com image 280x307]


D'oh.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:19 PM  

eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?


I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:22 PM  
He needs to get his shark fin soup.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:37 PM  
Shoe shine box?
 
2012-05-14 03:53:40 PM  

BMulligan: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I sound like I have turrets sometimes.

[www.barharborhistorical.org image 326x242]

Approves.

(...or perhaps you meant "Tourette's.")


F*ck b*tch c*nt Streisand, yes.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:41 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

He was trying to leave through one of those voice-activated doors, like at Alpha Beta.
 
2012-05-14 03:53:42 PM  

ManateeGag: oldfarthenry: [i149.photobucket.com image 280x204]
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!

you know who else liked things made in Germany.


Jews?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 03:53:48 PM  
...preshoussss, tricksy hobbitses.
 
2012-05-14 03:55:47 PM  

Old Man Winter: Outed as gay and a potty-mouth in one week?


Shame I already added Pottymouth to the Big Spiffy List of All the Bad Things Fartbama Is some time ago.
 
2012-05-14 03:57:28 PM  

sigdiamond2000: WE WILL BEGIN THE SWEARING IN OF SARAH PALIN IN 5 MINUTES
OBAMA IS BANISHED TO THE LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS FOR ALL ETERNITY


Kansas?
 
2012-05-14 03:58:40 PM  
Watched the video at full volume, didn't hear the "sh..". All I heard was "I've gotta get my..."

/Am disappoint.
 
2012-05-14 03:59:05 PM  
FTFA: After wrapping up his speech, Obama appeared to leave behind his Barnard College Medal of Distinction, which he had been given earlier. As he returned to pick up his award from the podium, he spoke into a live microphone, saying, "I've gotta get my sh..."INY NEW MEDAL before trailing off.

FTFY
 
2012-05-14 03:59:15 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.


Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.
 
2012-05-14 04:00:02 PM  

moothemagiccow: FTFA: After wrapping up his speech, Obama appeared to leave behind his Barnard College Medal of Distinction, which he had been given earlier. As he returned to pick up his award from the podium, he spoke into a live microphone, saying, "I've gotta get my sh..."INY NEW MEDAL before trailing off.

FTFY


browncoat?
 
2012-05-14 04:00:26 PM  

dittybopper: Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"

[images.wikia.com image 490x330]

..iitake mushrooms.


they made a movie of mass effect?
 
2012-05-14 04:02:43 PM  
show off for Sofia Vergara?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-14 04:03:39 PM  

The_Johnny_Danger: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 464x307]


i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 04:04:08 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: show off for Sofia Vergara?

[i.imgur.com image 400x291]


what say you girls and I create a nice vanilla, coffee, chocolate swirl?

/them MF ladies are foin
 
2012-05-14 04:05:13 PM  

eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.


You seem angry.
 
2012-05-14 04:06:06 PM  
...orts monogrammed.
 
2012-05-14 04:06:48 PM  
230+ comments?

Damn, slow Farking day I guess.

Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?
 
2012-05-14 04:08:00 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

You seem angry.


Well, it's Monday and I'm being trolled by a moron. But at least I know I'll be in a better mood later, while you'll always be an idiot.
 
2012-05-14 04:08:09 PM  
The office of the Executive Branch should act with more class. Seriously. Follow the lead of the previous administration. Tell them to go Fark themselves.
 
2012-05-14 04:08:35 PM  

El Pachuco: actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU

Actually I was thinking of the Circle Jerks.


Can't believe I used to like these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbnOFPud3M
 
2012-05-14 04:08:37 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: A little profanity now and then is fine, and it can even be funny. I laughed my ass off when President Bush said "That guy's an asshole" about a lobbyist that was in the audience, not realizing a mic was on next to him.


Of the few things Bush II did that I approve of, this was one of them.
 
2012-05-14 04:08:54 PM  
a.abcnews.go.com

I've gotta get my Shakira...
 
2012-05-14 04:08:55 PM  
I don't know what he said, but it definitely wasn't shiat. Want proof? Look at the response from the people he's talking to... especially the older lady behind him. She barely reacts with more than a nod and a wave. Unless he just got finished doing a set at the Apollo, there would be at LEAST some surprised eyebrow raising and laughing.
 
2012-05-14 04:09:21 PM  
...ucky ducky quack quack.
 
2012-05-14 04:09:45 PM  

NightOwl2255: Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?


Romney. Mormons don't drink alcohol so, hey, two beers for me.
 
2012-05-14 04:10:33 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.


Definition of SPEAK
intransitive verb
1 a : to utter words or articulate sounds with the ordinary voice : talk b (1) : to express thoughts, opinions, or feelings orally (2) : to extend a greeting (3) : to be friendly enough to engage in conversation c (1) : to express oneself before a group (2) : to address one's remarks
2 a : to make a written statement
 
2012-05-14 04:10:47 PM  

eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......

What part did you not understand?

I missed the part where someone was refusing to swear.


My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?


Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Wow. Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

You seem angry.

Well, it's Monday and I'm being trolled by a moron. But at least I know I'll be in a better mood later, while you'll always be an idiot.


Sorry to waste your day. I hope your life is fulfilled in ways you've never thought of.
 
2012-05-14 04:12:06 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NightOwl2255: Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?

Romney. Mormons don't drink alcohol so, hey, two beers for me.


At the same time, Romney probably wouldn't pick up the tab.
 
2012-05-14 04:12:12 PM  

NightOwl2255: JusticeandIndependence: Yes I speak English but you wouldn't know that because we are typing.

Definition of SPEAK
intransitive verb
1 a : to utter words or articulate sounds with the ordinary voice : talk b (1) : to express thoughts, opinions, or feelings orally (2) : to extend a greeting (3) : to be friendly enough to engage in conversation c (1) : to express oneself before a group (2) : to address one's remarks
2 a : to make a written statement


Congrats on being a giant pedantic farking idiot
 
2012-05-14 04:12:22 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
 
2012-05-14 04:12:33 PM  

El Pachuco: actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn60NIh2NGU

Actually I was thinking of the Circle Jerks.


I can't believe I used to like those guys.
 
2012-05-14 04:13:03 PM  

Quick question, who would you rather sit down and have a beer with; Obama or Romney?


Neither. Or just not drink. And why do I have to choose?
 
2012-05-14 04:13:13 PM  

Ned Stark: Wracking my brain for a synonym of near that fits. Help me out here.


"Sheenie" or "Shine".

/Shine's a particularly obscure one.
 
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