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(Huffington Post)   Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-05-14 03:28:25 PM  
shoops whooped.
 
2012-05-14 03:28:27 PM  
Outed as gay and a potty-mouth in one week?
 
2012-05-14 03:28:32 PM  

I_C_Weener: Shaker of salt. He's lost his shaker of salt.


Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.

/It's his own damn fault.
 
2012-05-14 03:29:12 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: I really don't care if hs said "shiat" or not. Hell I can cuss like a sailor too. But one of his tech guys screwed it up. Also, a "Medal of Distinction" ?? Just what exactly did he do to earn it? Can I get free degrees and shiat to hang on my wall too?



I like how becoming President of the United States of America is no longer an accomplishment.
 
2012-05-14 03:29:21 PM  
Sh-

upload.wikimedia.org

-edabadabana
 
2012-05-14 03:29:22 PM  
...iat together (obvious).
 
2012-05-14 03:29:51 PM  

Old Man Winter: Outed as gay and a potty-mouth in one week?


Well, I mean, that's what you get when you do anal before oral, right?
 
2012-05-14 03:29:54 PM  
Why can't they give a gay black man a break?

/lude//
 
2012-05-14 03:29:56 PM  
I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.
 
2012-05-14 03:30:00 PM  
shiate Muslim friends together and bring down America!
 
2012-05-14 03:30:13 PM  
Schadenfreude. Suck it, Romney.
 
2012-05-14 03:30:53 PM  
-immy-shimmy-ya-shimmy-yam-shimmy-yea?
 
2012-05-14 03:31:00 PM  
-akachakachakachaka Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?
 
2012-05-14 03:31:28 PM  
SO? Should I be outraged?

what a bunch of meaningless shi@t
 
2012-05-14 03:32:03 PM  

eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.


and your point is?......
 
2012-05-14 03:32:03 PM  
Heh, figures. This is how those Kenyan types speak - he can't supress DNA 100% of the time - I'm impressed that this type of 'slip of the facade' hasn't happened sooner...
 
2012-05-14 03:32:31 PM  
shiat and then we can roll up some doobs!
 
2012-05-14 03:32:43 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: -akachakachakachaka Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?

Chaka Khan?


I feel for you.
 
2012-05-14 03:33:03 PM  
Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to eat a bar of soap.
 
2012-05-14 03:33:07 PM  

eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear.


Irrespective of TFA, yes, I agree.

/If for no other reason than the fact that I sound like I have turrets sometimes.
 
2012-05-14 03:33:55 PM  
Share the wealth?
 
2012-05-14 03:34:15 PM  
At least he didn't say "Belgium".

/Or "joojooflop"
 
2012-05-14 03:34:58 PM  
I wonder how much sh will be lost in GOP britches over this?
 
2012-05-14 03:35:02 PM  
"...shiv and stab you in the face, motherfarker! You think I swam all the way from Kenya across the Indian Ocean to put up with this shiat?! Sit. Your. Honkey. Ass. Down. Don't make me come up there. I've got two legs. I named 'em "Hope" and "Change". I don't want to lose one of them in your ass, but I may just have to. You want to be the one that lost "Hope"? You'll be pullin' "Hope" out yo ass! Now, are you gonna sit down?"
 
2012-05-14 03:35:22 PM  
(GIS for sh sexy)

shadowness.com
 
2012-05-14 03:36:37 PM  
-long wrapper?
 
2012-05-14 03:36:40 PM  

Barbecue Bob: hdhale: Barrack The Brave demonstrates yet again why he has a teleprompter.

/Reagan did open mic remarks better and funnier, then again he was better and was being funny on purpose
//maybe not Dave Chappelle funny, but he wasn't bad and watching the mainstream media shiat their pants over it was double bonus

"October 14. On this day in 1982, President Ronald Reagan declared illicit drugs to be a threat to U.S. national security."

That was sooooo farking funny and better than Obammajamma! hahaha,,, snerk snerk... err... wait... that's not farking funny at all!


Try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

Also, weed still illegal...u mad bro?
 
2012-05-14 03:37:22 PM  
Better "get my" than "take a"
 
2012-05-14 03:38:00 PM  
My Sharona?
 
2012-05-14 03:38:12 PM  
Shasta grape soda?
 
2012-05-14 03:38:38 PM  
He forgot his shait, so when he went back to get the shait he left he said something that sounded like "I've gotta get my shiait".

Who gives a shait.
 
2012-05-14 03:38:39 PM  

hdhale: Barbecue Bob: hdhale: Barrack The Brave demonstrates yet again why he has a teleprompter.

/Reagan did open mic remarks better and funnier, then again he was better and was being funny on purpose
//maybe not Dave Chappelle funny, but he wasn't bad and watching the mainstream media shiat their pants over it was double bonus

"October 14. On this day in 1982, President Ronald Reagan declared illicit drugs to be a threat to U.S. national security."

That was sooooo farking funny and better than Obammajamma! hahaha,,, snerk snerk... err... wait... that's not farking funny at all!

Try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

Also, weed still illegal...u mad bro?


thecryptojournalist.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-14 03:38:46 PM  
I honestly couldn't hear the alleged "sh" sound, but I kinda doubt he said "shiat".

It's not that I don't believe the POTUS uses "curse words", just that I don't think that's the word that would have come to his mind, given the situation.

I just heard "I've gotta get my.....", and then saw him hold something up as he walked away.
 
2012-05-14 03:38:50 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 03:38:55 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: eddiesocket: I don't trust an adult who refuses to swear. Hell, even Santorum said "bullshiat" a few months back and that guy's the squarest square in all of Squaresville.

and your point is?......


What part did you not understand?
My point is I don't care if Obama almost said "shiat". How was that not clear? Do you speak English?
 
2012-05-14 03:39:45 PM  
...Chevy to the levee.

Or maybe he's more of a Warren Zevon fan.
 
2012-05-14 03:40:08 PM  

JeffMD: I wonder what he actually said.. there is no way he turned to the faculty and said "I've gotta get my shiat".


I could see him doing that to be funny, off the cuff and to poke fun at himself for forgetting his medal at the podium. That seems like the type of person he is in real life. It is just he, like most people, don't realize how sensitize those mics are and that it would pick him up saying that.
 
2012-05-14 03:40:20 PM  
Sheer panties?
 
2012-05-14 03:40:42 PM  
Perhaps I should have mentioned that my Warren Zevon link is NSFW.
 
2012-05-14 03:41:01 PM  
Khellendros 2012-05-14 03:35:02 PM

"...shiv and stab you in the face, motherfarker! You think I swam all the way from Kenya across the Indian Ocean to put up with this shiat?! Sit. Your. Honkey. Ass. Down. Don't make me come up there. I've got two legs. I named 'em "Hope" and "Change". I don't want to lose one of them in your ass, but I may just have to. You want to be the one that lost "Hope"? You'll be pullin' "Hope" out yo ass! Now, are you gonna sit down?"

I declare you teh winnar.
 
2012-05-14 03:41:26 PM  

oldfarthenry: I wonder how much sh will be lost in GOP britches over this?


I was going to do a "If this was Bush" comment...but, nah, nobody would care if it was Bush either. Please continue on with joke entries.
 
2012-05-14 03:41:41 PM  

dittybopper: Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"

..iitake mushrooms.

shiatake mushrooms indeed

www.zonapeinados.com
 
2012-05-14 03:42:26 PM  
Was there some motheruckers uckin with his shhh
 
2012-05-14 03:42:29 PM  
Schlemiel Schlimazel
 
2012-05-14 03:42:48 PM  

oldfarthenry: [i149.photobucket.com image 280x204]
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!


You mean "Shticky"!
 
2012-05-14 03:43:08 PM  
Let me assure, W. Mitt Romney would never use a word like that. Oh, he is no stranger to strong language. Upon occasion, he has been known to use the word "Damne!" - with the "e" firmly in place at the end. But Mitt is no vulgarian. No, he knows that actions speak louder than words. Had he left a medal behind, there would have been no foul language. No, Mitt would have had five Secret Service members hold that medal down while he cut the ribbon right off.
 
2012-05-14 03:43:19 PM  
Sharona?
 
2012-05-14 03:44:54 PM  
so I was looking for the sound bites of "you ain't my b*tch..." and "this sh*t is getting way too complicated for me" and instead found this:

Obama cussing out Iowa

L to the O L
 
2012-05-14 03:45:18 PM  
Obama: I've gotta get my shOOKY SHOOKY BOOM BOOM ON.
 
2012-05-14 03:45:38 PM  
twinfamy.files.wordpress.com
 
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