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(Huffington Post)   Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"   ( ) divider line
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2012-05-14 03:07:53 PM  
Shlong polished?
2012-05-14 03:07:57 PM  
He says the president's near!
2012-05-14 03:07:59 PM  
2012-05-14 03:08:01 PM  
sh...aving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.
2012-05-14 03:08:01 PM  
I'm sure this will be on my cousin's facebook feed any minute. I'm certain her comment will be "DISGRACEFUL!" because everything the Obama family does is disgraceful for some reason. The children were being DISGRACEFUL last month for going on Spring Break. I could never figure out why.
2012-05-14 03:08:08 PM  
Shoobiddy-doobiddy-wallawalla-bing-bang-biddity-bow-boo-baa-bi-ding-do ng guide to scat singing.
2012-05-14 03:08:17 PM  
"...oulder bag because since I came out for gay marriage I gotta walk the walk, too."
2012-05-14 03:08:20 PM  
sh...arpie. There's some latino chicks in this crowd without eyebrows. I really need to help them out.
2012-05-14 03:08:32 PM  
without a teleprompter he didn't know he was supposed to say "shiat together".
2012-05-14 03:08:51 PM  
dock that POTUS a days pay for blackin' on the job.
2012-05-14 03:08:56 PM  
shea butter. It's important to moisturize.
2012-05-14 03:08:59 PM  

actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

I would have thought of something more like this (at about 1:44)
2012-05-14 03:09:05 PM  

dv-ous: Obama saying "He's a jackass" was my computer's alert sound for a couple years.

Nice to have somebody in the White House who isn't afraid of a little profanity.

Man, that kind of thing got Nixon in the sh*t just a few years ago. The times they are a-changin, I guess.
jvl [BareFark]
2012-05-14 03:09:11 PM  
I'm more concerned that he couldn't bother to spit out his gum before addressing an audience.

Also, I have no idea what he said, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "shiat" because he's not the kind of dumbass lowlife who spews epithets in front of strangers.
2012-05-14 03:09:39 PM  
It dropped that link. Anyway, "We gotta duck when the sh... hits the fan"
2012-05-14 03:10:00 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: QUICK!

Somebody get out the Republican Fainting Couch!!!

I dunno, it's pretty much worn out by now.
2012-05-14 03:10:09 PM  
Too many motha uckas, uckin with my sh?
2012-05-14 03:10:09 PM  

/he's a druid
2012-05-14 03:10:17 PM  
2012-05-14 03:10:37 PM  
2012-05-14 03:10:45 PM  
Swag - they gave him a shiny object - swag
2012-05-14 03:10:52 PM  
Shakira CD.
2012-05-14 03:11:11 PM  

traylor: shrimp

2012-05-14 03:11:19 PM  
The GOP clutching their pearls will be epic.
2012-05-14 03:12:05 PM  

Millennium: Bash? ksh? zsh? God forbid, tcsh?

I swear to whatever higher power, I will vote Romney if Obama is a csh supporter.
2012-05-14 03:12:11 PM  
This has the potential for being the best thread of the day.
2012-05-14 03:12:16 PM  

It is that special Kenyan know, to keep the nappiness down and look whiter.
2012-05-14 03:12:51 PM  
i highly doubt he looked that woman in the eye and told her he forgot to get his "shiat".

forget that he's the president, "oops forgot my shiat" to a dignitary at a commencement exercise just doesn't sound right. grabbing a forgotten t-shirt after a basketball game sure.
2012-05-14 03:13:09 PM  

Super Chronic: actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

I would have thought of something more like this (at about 1:44)

That was it. You hear the most outrageous lies about nuclear radiation. Why, the average American could have over a hundred chest x-rays a year! And they oughta have them, too.
2012-05-14 03:13:15 PM  
sheet of notes

show started

shark's lasers upgraded

schmuck wingnuts something to be paranoid about
2012-05-14 03:13:25 PM
2012-05-14 03:13:49 PM
2012-05-14 03:13:54 PM  
Who gives a sh?
2012-05-14 03:14:07 PM  
He was going to say he's gotta get his shopping done. You know how Michelle gets if he forgets the milk.
2012-05-14 03:14:11 PM  


2012-05-14 03:14:16 PM  
...shut your mouth.

I'm just talking about my medal.
2012-05-14 03:14:44 PM  
A List Of Words That Start With "SH-" dot com
2012-05-14 03:14:48 PM  
2012-05-14 03:14:53 PM  
shoe shine box. gonna need a new job.
2012-05-14 03:15:17 PM  
...shtuff packed because I am about to get my ass kicked in the 2012 elections, when Mitchell "Thaddeus" Romney waxes my taxes and runs wild on the American people. Because what are you going to do, when Romneymania, runs wild, on you?
2012-05-14 03:15:21 PM  
Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"

..iitake mushrooms.
2012-05-14 03:15:36 PM  
So proud.
2012-05-14 03:15:40 PM  
"I gotta get my shinebox and polish, got shoes to shine and asses to kiss"

/130 fundraisers and counting............
2012-05-14 03:15:43 PM  
It's ok when the one does it but if it had been a republican all you libtards would be all ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! HE SHOULD RESIGN IMMEDIATELY!!! MY DELICATE EARS!!! THERE'S NO PLACE IN OUR COMMUNE FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!!!

2012-05-14 03:16:01 PM  
shaggy shoggoth story ready
2012-05-14 03:16:22 PM  
I can't begin to express to all of you how critical it is that I find out exactly what Obama was saying here.
2012-05-14 03:16:33 PM  

Dude is kinky as all get out when Michelle isn't around.
2012-05-14 03:16:41 PM  
This is a big farking deal.
2012-05-14 03:17:12 PM
Shamwow! Geesh, people! They're super-absorbent and made in Germany!
2012-05-14 03:17:27 PM  
I really don't care if hs said "shiat" or not. Hell I can cuss like a sailor too. But one of his tech guys screwed it up. Also, a "Medal of Distinction" ?? Just what exactly did he do to earn it? Can I get free degrees and shiat to hang on my wall too?
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