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(Huffington Post)   Obama on hot mic: "I've gotta get my sh"   ( divider line
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2012-05-14 03:00:28 PM  
sharia law?


2012-05-14 03:00:31 PM  
2012-05-14 03:00:32 PM  
I guess this means Sarah Palin will resurrect Saint Reagan and he's president for the rest of his unlife, correct?
2012-05-14 03:01:08 PM  
My shiv?
2012-05-14 03:01:16 PM  
sharia law talking points
2012-05-14 03:01:34 PM  
shiat together?
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?
2012-05-14 03:01:38 PM  
Romney would have others get his sh

Obama is real.
2012-05-14 03:01:39 PM  
Reports such as this affirm Fark's mission statement: "It's not news..."
2012-05-14 03:01:41 PM  
Show on the road?
Shoes Shined?
Shingles replaced?
2012-05-14 03:01:53 PM  
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2012-05-14 03:01:53 PM  
Shine on?
2012-05-14 03:02:01 PM  
shar pei?
2012-05-14 03:02:19 PM  
shiatzu sandwich
2012-05-14 03:02:20 PM  

He forgot his white sheet!

Call Dave Chappelle
2012-05-14 03:02:28 PM  
Shetland pony?
2012-05-14 03:02:45 PM  
ovel to bury all my current gay lovers in the same spot I put that bin laden impersonator.
2012-05-14 03:02:49 PM  
2012-05-14 03:02:50 PM  
2012-05-14 03:02:53 PM  
shhh.......aving cream!
Be nice and clean!
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
2012-05-14 03:02:56 PM  
Let me be the first to congratulate President Palin on her succession.
2012-05-14 03:03:21 PM  

El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?
2012-05-14 03:03:22 PM  
I wish he would swear more often.

Really, it actually makes him look like he is an actual human instead of a heartless cold politician
2012-05-14 03:03:25 PM  
2012-05-14 03:03:57 PM  
2012-05-14 03:04:08 PM  
...icago style hot dog.
2012-05-14 03:04:18 PM  
Obama saying "He's a jackass" was my computer's alert sound for a couple years.

Nice to have somebody in the White House who isn't afraid of a little profanity.
2012-05-14 03:04:24 PM  

cman: I wish he would swear more often.

Really, it actually makes him look like he is an actual human instead of a heartless cold politician

go away
2012-05-14 03:04:28 PM  
"The President is constantly surrounded by journalists, waiting for him to say 'fark' or get shot." -- P. J. O'Rourke (during the funny years).
2012-05-14 03:04:35 PM  

Somebody get out the Republican Fainting Couch!!!
2012-05-14 03:04:35 PM  
2012-05-14 03:04:41 PM  
He's history's greatest monster.
2012-05-14 03:04:41 PM  
Shhhhhiney new medal.
2012-05-14 03:04:48 PM  
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2012-05-14 03:04:49 PM  
2012-05-14 03:04:49 PM  

Infobahn: Romney would have others get his sh

Obama is real.

Romney would get his sh in a hostile takeover, reorganize it, then sell it off. Obama would regulate his sh, then put it into bankruptcy and give it to its unions.
2012-05-14 03:05:02 PM  
2012-05-14 03:05:14 PM  
This is gonna be like that time Santorum said, "Nig-", right?
2012-05-14 03:05:17 PM  
Bash? ksh? zsh? God forbid, tcsh?
2012-05-14 03:05:29 PM  
Sharp elbowed wife
2012-05-14 03:05:39 PM  
"-heaf of paper comprising my lovely commencement speech."
2012-05-14 03:05:43 PM  

El Pachuco:

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2012-05-14 03:05:50 PM  
Ship. He's planning to buy a boat.
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2012-05-14 03:05:58 PM  
2012-05-14 03:06:21 PM  

2012-05-14 03:06:22 PM  
...cago Made Punk t-shirt!"

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2012-05-14 03:07:11 PM  

actualhuman: El Pachuco:
Shoobadeedowop wop say what yeah?

Actually I was thinking of the Circle Jerks.
2012-05-14 03:07:40 PM  
So I guess Romney is automatically president and Obama has to stick a bar of soap in his mouth until he tells his mother where he learned that word.
2012-05-14 03:07:43 PM  
Wracking my brain for a synonym of near that fits. Help me out here.
2012-05-14 03:07:45 PM  
He said "I've gotta get my shiny award...which I will treasure for the rest of my days."
2012-05-14 03:07:53 PM  
Shlong polished?
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