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(TMZ)   Playboy to Tanning Mom: "How about no?"   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Nadya Suleman  
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34500 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 May 2012 at 4:49 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-14 03:44:43 PM  
14 votes:

gopher321: MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.
2012-05-14 05:04:34 PM  
11 votes:
They said no, after she shaved and everything?
2012-05-14 05:43:32 PM  
5 votes:
2012-05-14 05:00:35 PM  
4 votes:
Got something more her speed.
2012-05-14 04:57:49 PM  
4 votes:
I don't know, tan lines can be hot!
2012-05-14 03:38:14 PM  
4 votes:
MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.
2012-05-14 07:06:16 PM  
3 votes:
2012-05-14 05:12:43 PM  
3 votes:

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
2012-05-14 03:50:48 PM  
3 votes:
What? Don't any of the couches they use in shoots need reupholstering?
2012-05-14 07:33:28 PM  
2 votes:
Why does Red Skull want to be in Playboy?
2012-05-14 06:55:58 PM  
2 votes:
Here you go, perverts.
2012-05-14 05:49:38 PM  
2 votes:
I would say "Kill it with fire" , but it looks like they tried and it didn't work......
2012-05-14 05:20:04 PM  
2 votes:
2012-05-14 04:59:59 PM  
2 votes:
Rule 34 surrenders?
2012-05-14 04:54:25 PM  
2 votes:
2012-05-14 04:53:40 PM  
2 votes:

cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her

I do not want to see that porn.
2012-05-14 04:53:02 PM  
2 votes:
Oh come on now. She would make a fine upholstered piece for a set to be shot on.
Perhaps if they were doing a king tut theme and wanted an authentic mummy?
2012-05-15 07:14:14 AM  
1 vote:
2012-05-14 09:44:09 PM  
1 vote:
Playboy proudly presents Tanning Mom, sponsored by Jack Links Beef Jerky.
2012-05-14 07:03:39 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-14 05:41:12 PM  
1 vote:
Just a little bit of this would smooth her out.
2012-05-14 05:40:41 PM  
1 vote:
How the Hell was it even possible to find someone even worse than The OctoMom?

How, media? HOW??!
2012-05-14 05:35:24 PM  
1 vote:

Mad Mark: Came for a photoshopped Hef "How about no" pic. Don't disappoint sons.

2012-05-14 05:33:56 PM  
1 vote:

lisarenee3505: If you watch the video that the article pic is from, the chick sounds completely trashed. Looks to be the middle of the afternoon too... Drew would be proud. :)

As someone who is trashed in the middle of the afternoon I must say...wait a minute, I hafta pee...

Now, where was I?
2012-05-14 05:30:41 PM  
1 vote:
Is it strange that I think the worst part of that picture is the pink lipstick?

/makes it look like blackface
2012-05-14 05:29:09 PM  
1 vote:

Central: [ image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.
2012-05-14 05:24:57 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Hustler will take her.

Taxidermied Beaver Hunt?
2012-05-14 05:23:21 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Hustler will take her.

Came to say this too. I think, when asked about "Tot Mom" and his offer to put her in Hustler, Larry Flynt said ( something to the effect of) "Men don't care, they just say 'We wanna see that cooch'"
2012-05-14 05:23:13 PM  
1 vote:
Completely hideous. She also comes across as a drunk or is her skin that tight it makes her slur her words?

Did I mention she's hideous because she is...hideous.

2012-05-14 05:16:17 PM  
1 vote:

jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.
2012-05-14 05:14:09 PM  
1 vote:
Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.
2012-05-14 05:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
I watched the vid, that woman is hammered-drunk in the middle of the day!

/starting to like her more and more
2012-05-14 05:04:52 PM  
1 vote:
Putting aside her leathery exterior, she's 44 and not in particularly good shape. It's called "Playboy" not "I can't fap to that".
2012-05-14 05:02:59 PM  
1 vote:
I bet those air brushers like a challenge.
2012-05-14 05:01:41 PM  
1 vote:
Hustler will take her.
2012-05-14 04:52:43 PM  
1 vote:

otto the bull: What's Playboy?

The middle aged version of Maxim
2012-05-14 04:50:58 PM  
1 vote:
Why not?
They retouch the others so much that they might as well just paint them from scratch.
2012-05-14 04:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

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