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(TMZ)   Playboy to Tanning Mom: "How about no?"   (tmz.com) divider line 31
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2012-05-14 05:37:04 PM
4 votes:

2BuckChuck: Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.


That poor kid (who showed his entire face) is beyond screwed once he hits school - all because his mother is an attention-whoring, boundary-lacking moron.
2012-05-14 04:50:58 PM
3 votes:
Why not?
They retouch the others so much that they might as well just paint them from scratch.
2012-05-14 03:17:42 PM
3 votes:
Today.

When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.
2012-05-14 05:44:07 PM
2 votes:

jtown: Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.

Nobody ever read Playboy.


Hunter S. Thompson would like a word.
2012-05-14 05:08:15 PM
2 votes:
I watched the vid, that woman is hammered-drunk in the middle of the day!

/starting to like her more and more
2012-05-14 05:06:55 PM
2 votes:
Next week's headline: "Attention whore squawks even louder when she realizes the media is moving on."

This applies to "tanning mom" and "octomom" and "potato mom" and "reality show mom" and half a billion other attention whores in the media. Stop calling attention to these idiots and the tv might be worth watching again and the world might be a better place too.
2012-05-14 04:53:40 PM
2 votes:

cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her


I do not want to see that porn.
2012-05-14 04:42:47 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle


Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX, but they're all fu*ked now.
2012-05-15 09:00:56 AM
1 votes:

jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.


www.jamesjoyce.co.uk

I didn't even want to know there was a single braincell in the world that wanted her to get naked on camera.
2012-05-15 02:34:18 AM
1 votes:

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."

Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.

are people still claiming playboy is pr0n?

/lead a person to information
//can't make them THINK!
/look at me, i'm so butthurt; right, but i always get butthurt when i'm right... right?
//oh oh oh you didn't notice my intent by my lack of " marks... derp derp
/trolls trolling trolls


I hope you took that chicken to dinner and a movie before......well..........you know.
2012-05-15 12:12:56 AM
1 votes:

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.

/what kind of moron, in public, claims Playboy is porn?
//the kind that want to be humiliated for their blatant stupidity, that's how
/decade-long subscriber
//yeah, they yanked a month, now release 'Jan-Feb' issue



Hahahha no way. You really subscribe to that crap? My god man. You reek of desperation. You sad, sad, sad little man.
2012-05-14 11:01:53 PM
1 votes:

MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."


Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.
2012-05-14 09:01:33 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?


I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.

/what kind of moron, in public, claims Playboy is porn?
//the kind that want to be humiliated for their blatant stupidity, that's how
/decade-long subscriber
//yeah, they yanked a month, now release 'Jan-Feb' issue
2012-05-14 06:31:24 PM
1 votes:

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?


Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?
2012-05-14 06:19:42 PM
1 votes:

FormlessOne: public refusal by Playboy


Right (/sarcasm), which is why Playboy had their spokesperson who goes by the name of TMZ.com issue a press release.

/if someone asks a Playboy rep if so-and-so had asked for a Playboy photo shoot, and the rep replied 'yes,' and someone then asked a Playboy rep if Playboy accepted or declined her offer and they said 'no,' there's your 'public statement from Playboy' right there.

SumoJeb: Playboy, eh? That rag is still around? Don't 12 year old kids these days know they can get porn on the internet for free? Dumbest magazine ever.


Don't fully-grown adults know by now that Playboy is not porn?

/what is it with you f*cking retards thinking Playboy is pr0n?
//middle aged 'Maxim'? Playboy models are 18-22, unless they do another 'Fabulous at 50' issue, which this woman also would have been laughed out of
/Playboy will outlast you, 'Jeb,' if that is your real name...
//FARK.com: where trolls troll trolls
2012-05-14 05:32:29 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Today.

When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.


Agreed. Let's see what she's bragging about. Meanwhile, maybe she gets a reality show, a therapist, and a pack of Kools.
2012-05-14 05:30:41 PM
1 votes:
Is it strange that I think the worst part of that picture is the pink lipstick?

/makes it look like blackface
2012-05-14 05:23:21 PM
1 votes:

Carn: Hustler will take her.


Came to say this too. I think, when asked about "Tot Mom" and his offer to put her in Hustler, Larry Flynt said ( something to the effect of) "Men don't care, they just say 'We wanna see that cooch'"
2012-05-14 05:14:09 PM
1 votes:
Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.
2012-05-14 05:14:05 PM
1 votes:

nutriagumbo: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


+1
2012-05-14 05:12:43 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
2012-05-14 05:05:46 PM
1 votes:
Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.
2012-05-14 05:05:19 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.


Now why do you have to insult raisins like that?

TM is just gross.
2012-05-14 05:02:30 PM
1 votes:
She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?
2012-05-14 05:01:41 PM
1 votes:
Hustler will take her.
2012-05-14 04:56:52 PM
1 votes:

If you have to ask Playboy to consider you for a photo spread... you have no chance in hell of ever getting one.

FirstNationalBastard: When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.


^
Someone who's never seen a Playboy.


styckx: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

The middle aged version of Maxim


They bought Stuff (magazine)?!
2012-05-14 04:54:17 PM
1 votes:
We knew she was delusional, but this is taking it to the next level thinking someone would pay to see her naked
2012-05-14 04:53:27 PM
1 votes:

Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle

Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX CNN, but they're all fu*ked now.


Faux Pas followed later.
2012-05-14 04:53:02 PM
1 votes:
Oh come on now. She would make a fine upholstered piece for a set to be shot on.
Perhaps if they were doing a king tut theme and wanted an authentic mummy?
2012-05-14 04:52:43 PM
1 votes:

otto the bull: What's Playboy?


The middle aged version of Maxim
2012-05-14 04:26:30 PM
1 votes:
Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?
 
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