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(TMZ)   Playboy to Tanning Mom: "How about no?"   (tmz.com) divider line 184
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2012-05-14 09:37:58 PM  

jso2897: Bathia_Mapes: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]

lol

My favorite "reaction" pic right now. Needs no caption.


Nope. That shocked look applies to so many different things that captioning it would be a shame.
 
2012-05-14 09:44:09 PM  
Playboy proudly presents Tanning Mom, sponsored by Jack Links Beef Jerky. www.chilefoundry.co.uk
 
2012-05-14 09:48:51 PM  

rtyfx: trippdogg: They said no, after she shaved and everything?

Pic. Of. The. Year!


I concur
 
2012-05-14 09:48:58 PM  
I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.
 
2012-05-14 09:50:08 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


*shudder*
 
2012-05-14 09:54:21 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


That's gross, man, but smoked turkey...

I like mine in big slabs, crispy skin on. With gravy. And taters.
;)
 
2012-05-14 09:54:31 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


static.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-14 09:56:17 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


See now I was so far off from what's left of her nose, it never even crossed my mind to consider anything of hers sexually.. I think I need to go throw up now, BRB...
 
2012-05-14 09:56:27 PM  

Indubitably: whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.

That's gross, man, but smoked turkey...

I like mine in big slabs, crispy skin on. With gravy. And taters.
;)


While the above sounds sexual, and is foodsis, the fact is, I'm speaking/writing about food here, man.

True-gravy.

;)
 
2012-05-14 09:56:32 PM  

farkerts: hammer


Probably helps numb the skin pain.
 
2012-05-14 10:17:34 PM  
She could try Hustler, but from the looks of her, there's no pink to be shown.
 
2012-05-14 10:21:51 PM  
As a youngster I came across my Dad's hidden copy of Playboy...
the articles didn't interest me that much, so I checked out the centerfold in a spirit of curiosity and wanting information... i.e. "What do guys want/expect?" and "What do I have to look forward into growing up like?"

What struck me was the quality of the various skins...whether lustrous brown, rich black or rose-petal pink, the skin on the models was perfect. Flawless, soft, smooth and glowing with health.

Didn't realize til years later that a lot of that beautiful hide was the result of an airbrush...
 
2012-05-14 10:27:43 PM  
Not just no but HELL NO!!!
 
2012-05-14 10:34:13 PM  

Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


img535.imageshack.us
MOMMY!!!
 
2012-05-14 10:52:04 PM  

W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?


Exactly. Hustler's even too good for her. She goes in the third magazine that comes in the plastic wrapped three mag combo. You know, the ones you get at truck stops. An old Playboy, a porn catalog and something like Women Over 40. Yep, that's where she goes.
 
2012-05-14 10:57:15 PM  

urban.derelict: /decade-long subscriber


I always wondered who that was.
 
2012-05-14 11:00:10 PM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.



Yeah. You're butthurt all right.

Prep H. Try it.
 
2012-05-14 11:01:53 PM  

MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."


Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.
 
2012-05-14 11:15:02 PM  
Finally, common sense prevails. At least temporarily.
 
2012-05-14 11:43:55 PM  
My story...

A girl I knew from many many years ago, we worked together while we were teenagers.

She really wasn't much to look at, but she was young then so she might have gotten a get a free pass, at least after she got her teeth fixed, but really wasn't someone that I would have cared to even do if I would have been drunk out of my mind. A detail is that she is younger than I am by about 1-2 years.

That was many (decades ago)...

I saw her for the first time since, working at a Walmart. I mostly recognized her voice, and spotted her name tag that almost confirmed it,but looking at her face, I could barely recognize anything to confirm that it was really her.

To be nice about it, the leathery skin, the burnt-out hair, she looked like a woman that could pass for my grandmother.

I re-introduced myself, and she recognized me... we only spoke for a moment, she told me that she had moved to Florida for most of those years, and had just returned lately...

I said goodbye and all the nice pleasantries that I simply had to say but all I could really think was that it was horrible, and simply unbelievable to see someone that had done something to themselves to this extent.

To see someone younger than I am, looking like a grandmother in her advanced age, while I "embarrass" my kids when their friends always ask about the "guy" that's with them (my 18 year old daughter was asked about me, as the person believed that I was her boyfriend, and got a funny look from the person when she replied that I was her father).

But anyways, I also remember two co-workers that were very attractive, but all the tanning throughout the year that they got, while I worked with them, they kept getting darker and darker, their skin more and more winkled, their hair more and more brittle, and they were simply looking like they were aging at a very accelerated rate, but yet, they believed that it made them look better, while the reality was that they simply looked older, burnt out, shallow, and sickly.

I really consider it a disease that these people have, to believe that they look better, all the while, it's only making them look like bacon that's overcooking.
 
2012-05-15 12:12:56 AM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.

/what kind of moron, in public, claims Playboy is porn?
//the kind that want to be humiliated for their blatant stupidity, that's how
/decade-long subscriber
//yeah, they yanked a month, now release 'Jan-Feb' issue



Hahahha no way. You really subscribe to that crap? My god man. You reek of desperation. You sad, sad, sad little man.
 
2012-05-15 01:23:30 AM  

urban.derelict: Mad Mark: Came for a photoshopped Hef "How about no" pic. Don't disappoint sons.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 377x425][lh5.googleusercontent.com image 451x600]


urban.derelict is my new hero.
 
2012-05-15 01:58:54 AM  

elev8meL8r: Tanning Mom looks like the guy that came into my bar two months ago, fell off his stool, and barfed all over himself.


That actually was tanning mom, FYI
 
2012-05-15 02:04:17 AM  

TV's Vinnie: MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."

Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.


are people still claiming playboy is pr0n?

/lead a person to information
//can't make them THINK!
/look at me, i'm so butthurt; right, but i always get butthurt when i'm right... right?
//oh oh oh you didn't notice my intent by my lack of " marks... derp derp
/trolls trolling trolls
 
2012-05-15 02:34:18 AM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."

Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.

are people still claiming playboy is pr0n?

/lead a person to information
//can't make them THINK!
/look at me, i'm so butthurt; right, but i always get butthurt when i'm right... right?
//oh oh oh you didn't notice my intent by my lack of " marks... derp derp
/trolls trolling trolls


I hope you took that chicken to dinner and a movie before......well..........you know.
 
2012-05-15 05:29:18 AM  
Maybe this is what you guys are looking for?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-15 07:14:14 AM  
img849.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-15 07:35:22 AM  
If I want to see a body like that, I can always check out the museum.
 
2012-05-15 07:49:13 AM  
Hef is about twice her age and his skin looks better than Tanning Mom's.
 
2012-05-15 08:22:10 AM  
Maybe she could call crack whore magazine.
 
2012-05-15 09:00:56 AM  

jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.


www.jamesjoyce.co.uk

I didn't even want to know there was a single braincell in the world that wanted her to get naked on camera.
 
2012-05-15 09:25:00 AM  
Friend on twitter as he sits in the same hospital the Leather Wonder temporarily shares with his wife as said wife has tubes in multiple veins.

"She has amazing skin, just like fine, dark Corinthian leather"
 
2012-05-15 03:20:09 PM  

Joce678: jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.

[www.jamesjoyce.co.uk image 340x480]

I didn't even want to know there was a single braincell in the world that wanted her to get naked on camera.


I don't know. I have a morbid sense of curiosity. Back in the day, I used to watch "Faces of Death" movies from the VHS rental place.

I even think she will end up doing a porno ala John Bobbitt. Probably along the plot lines of wanting to be black and getting a scene where Mandingo rips the shiat out of her mouth.
 
2012-05-15 09:36:11 PM  

urban.derelict: are people still claiming playboy is pr0n?


No. Chill out, Francis.
 
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