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(TMZ)   Playboy to Tanning Mom: "How about no?"   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2012-05-14 06:19:04 PM  
Playboy didn't reject her because of her tan, it's because she doesn't have fake tits.
 
2012-05-14 06:19:42 PM  

FormlessOne: public refusal by Playboy


Right (/sarcasm), which is why Playboy had their spokesperson who goes by the name of TMZ.com issue a press release.

/if someone asks a Playboy rep if so-and-so had asked for a Playboy photo shoot, and the rep replied 'yes,' and someone then asked a Playboy rep if Playboy accepted or declined her offer and they said 'no,' there's your 'public statement from Playboy' right there.

SumoJeb: Playboy, eh? That rag is still around? Don't 12 year old kids these days know they can get porn on the internet for free? Dumbest magazine ever.


Don't fully-grown adults know by now that Playboy is not porn?

/what is it with you f*cking retards thinking Playboy is pr0n?
//middle aged 'Maxim'? Playboy models are 18-22, unless they do another 'Fabulous at 50' issue, which this woman also would have been laughed out of
/Playboy will outlast you, 'Jeb,' if that is your real name...
//FARK.com: where trolls troll trolls
 
2012-05-14 06:20:28 PM  
The trend of misusing the hero tag continues.
 
2012-05-14 06:25:35 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: MaudlinMutantMollusk: gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?

See: 24/7 news cycle

Thanks a farking lot, Ted Turner!


If it wasn't Ted it would have been someone else. Too many channels on the cable spectrum for none of them to be "news" focused.
 
2012-05-14 06:26:49 PM  
As someone who has to stay moderately tan for competition, I have no issue with anyone tanning - but DAMN!! That's the ugliest Farking thing I've ever seen!!!
FOUL!
 
2012-05-14 06:31:24 PM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?


Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?
 
2012-05-14 06:32:35 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]


Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?
 
2012-05-14 06:36:32 PM  
Here guys, I don't know about you but I really need this.

2.bp.blogspot.com

t0.gstatic.com

...and for the ladies (or the ladies-at-heart)
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 06:36:43 PM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?


Vagina in person? I call them coonts
 
2012-05-14 06:36:49 PM  

urban.derelict: Don't fully-grown adults know by now that Playboy is not porn?

/what is it with you f*cking retards thinking Playboy is pr0n?
//middle aged 'Maxim'? Playboy models are 18-22, unless they do another 'Fabulous at 50' issue, which this woman also would have been laughed out of
/Playboy will outlast you, 'Jeb,' if that is your real name...
//FARK.com: where trolls troll trolls


If it isn't porn, then what is the point of it? Does anyone actually read it for the articles?

/never had the need for skin magazines
//hooray internet
 
2012-05-14 06:38:22 PM  
Thread is useless without pics of what a playmate SHOULD look like.

Lemme help (NSFW)
Link
 
2012-05-14 06:40:16 PM  

urban.derelict: Don't fully-grown adults know by now that Playboy is not porn?


Well in the sense that it doesn't give me a boner any more than naked barbie dolls do then .. yeah, it's not porn.
 
2012-05-14 06:55:58 PM  
Here you go, perverts.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 06:56:06 PM  
The funniest thing about her is that she doesn't understand that nobody cares what she says, she has become entertainment by merely existing.
 
2012-05-14 06:58:00 PM  
Yeah, Hustler would do it just for shock value if anything else.
 
2012-05-14 07:03:39 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 07:05:08 PM  

Sticky Hands: hdhale: Carn: Hustler will take her.

No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.

Ok fine, maybe Hustler won't, but "Southern Charms" will.


I was thinking more Weekly World News. (And not the Page 3 or whatever girl, if that still exists, because WWN has standards.)
 
2012-05-14 07:06:16 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-05-14 07:07:07 PM  
Messin' With Sasquatch.
 
2012-05-14 07:08:43 PM  

trippdogg: They said no, after she shaved and everything?


Pic. Of. The. Year!
 
2012-05-14 07:12:39 PM  
Thank you, no.

;)
 
2012-05-14 07:14:17 PM  
Tanning Mom looks like the guy that came into my bar two months ago, fell off his stool, and barfed all over himself.
 
2012-05-14 07:18:48 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?


"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.
 
2012-05-14 07:21:11 PM  

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]


lol
 
2012-05-14 07:26:53 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.


Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)
 
2012-05-14 07:26:54 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

"I don't know what you all are talking about. I think she's a babe."
 
2012-05-14 07:33:28 PM  
Why does Red Skull want to be in Playboy?

files.g4tv.com
 
2012-05-14 07:43:45 PM  
Sadly she'll probably have a series on TLC by this time next year.
 
2012-05-14 07:49:43 PM  

Old enough to know better: Sadly she'll probably have a series on TLC by this time next year.


The Leather Channel?

don't google this at work
 
2012-05-14 07:50:05 PM  
And yet when given a choice, 5% of the 70,000 something respondants:

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-14 07:51:16 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)


That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..
 
2012-05-14 07:59:07 PM  
Central:
imgbit.com

This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


==============

I had a grade school gym teacher who looked like this. She honestly believed she was hot. I guess she was about 50 but she looked 70. Everybody, even the other teachers, referred to her as "Mrs. Prune Face".
 
2012-05-14 07:59:59 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..


You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)
 
2012-05-14 08:01:53 PM  
These guys will take her!

www.gambling911.com
 
2012-05-14 08:06:01 PM  
Never thought I could improve on the foursome with Casey Anthony, Nancy Grace, and Octomom but now we have it!
 
2012-05-14 08:08:39 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)


Heh!
 
2012-05-14 08:23:26 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!


So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?
 
2012-05-14 08:30:34 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!

So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?


Yes, I'm a woman. Bathia_Mapes is my user name, but you may call me Clare. :-)
 
2012-05-14 08:38:45 PM  

farkerts: I watched the vid, that woman is hammered-drunk in the middle of the day!

/starting to like her more and more


Me too
/Off to kill myself
 
2012-05-14 08:39:23 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!

So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?

Yes, I'm a woman. Bathia_Mapes is my user name, but you may call me Clare. :-)


Howdy, Clare, I am E. ;)
 
2012-05-14 08:47:45 PM  

TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?


Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."
 
2012-05-14 08:47:58 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]

lol


My favorite "reaction" pic right now. Needs no caption.
 
2012-05-14 08:54:06 PM  
Indubitably:

Punctuation goes inside of the quotation marks, with exceptions. This is not one of the exceptions.
 
2012-05-14 08:58:17 PM  

MadAzza: Indubitably:

Punctuation goes inside of the quotation marks, with exceptions. This is not one of the exceptions.


NSS?

;)
 
2012-05-14 09:00:24 PM  

MadAzza: Indubitably:

Punctuation goes inside of the quotation marks, with exceptions. This is not one of the exceptions.


You and Oahu is right, friend...

just rolling with a wave...

love it and you.

;)
 
2012-05-14 09:01:33 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?


I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.

/what kind of moron, in public, claims Playboy is porn?
//the kind that want to be humiliated for their blatant stupidity, that's how
/decade-long subscriber
//yeah, they yanked a month, now release 'Jan-Feb' issue
 
2012-05-14 09:02:19 PM  
f*cking keyboard.

/go figure, it's from Apple
 
2012-05-14 09:05:40 PM  
But she would be a natural for the "Grills of Summer" edition.

What? It's "girls", not "grills"?

Never mind then.
 
2012-05-14 09:14:22 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!

So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?

Yes, I'm a woman. Bathia_Mapes is my user name, but you may call me Clare. :-)

Howdy, Clare, I am E. ;)


Hi, E. :-)
 
2012-05-14 09:19:35 PM  
My 2 cents as for tanner mom...
Another 10, maybe 12 hours under the lamps and you will be able to break off your already over done nose like it was the burnt end of a french fry.
Playboy not interested makes me giggle, they offer good money for most train wrecks...
 
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