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(TMZ)   Playboy to Tanning Mom: "How about no?"   (tmz.com) divider line 184
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2012-05-14 03:17:42 PM  
Today.

When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.
 
2012-05-14 03:27:56 PM  
That's hot.
 
2012-05-14 03:38:14 PM  
MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.
 
2012-05-14 03:44:43 PM  

gopher321: MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.


img.auctiva.com
 
2012-05-14 03:50:48 PM  
What? Don't any of the couches they use in shoots need reupholstering?
 
2012-05-14 04:03:09 PM  
Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her
 
2012-05-14 04:14:59 PM  
*shudder*
 
2012-05-14 04:26:30 PM  
Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?
 
2012-05-14 04:31:55 PM  

gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?


See: 24/7 news cycle
 
2012-05-14 04:42:47 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle


Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX, but they're all fu*ked now.
 
2012-05-14 04:50:58 PM  
Why not?
They retouch the others so much that they might as well just paint them from scratch.
 
2012-05-14 04:51:13 PM  
What's Playboy?
 
2012-05-14 04:52:43 PM  

otto the bull: What's Playboy?


The middle aged version of Maxim
 
2012-05-14 04:53:02 PM  
Oh come on now. She would make a fine upholstered piece for a set to be shot on.
Perhaps if they were doing a king tut theme and wanted an authentic mummy?
 
2012-05-14 04:53:27 PM  

Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle

Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX CNN, but they're all fu*ked now.


Faux Pas followed later.
 
2012-05-14 04:53:40 PM  

cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her


I do not want to see that porn.
 
2012-05-14 04:54:17 PM  
We knew she was delusional, but this is taking it to the next level thinking someone would pay to see her naked
 
2012-05-14 04:54:25 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-14 04:55:58 PM  
Her skin simply isn't plastic enough to qualify
 
2012-05-14 04:56:52 PM  

If you have to ask Playboy to consider you for a photo spread... you have no chance in hell of ever getting one.

FirstNationalBastard: When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.


^
Someone who's never seen a Playboy.


styckx: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

The middle aged version of Maxim


They bought Stuff (magazine)?!
 
2012-05-14 04:57:12 PM  
Playboy Checklist:

Orangish-brown skin
Bleached hair
Implants
Not Old

2 out of 4 isn't bad
 
2012-05-14 04:57:49 PM  
I don't know, tan lines can be hot!
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 04:57:49 PM  
Damn it. I'm not good at using these HTML buttons. I guess I'm going back to just typing it.
 
2012-05-14 04:58:52 PM  
At the bottom of the article are links to the Tanning Mom videos from TMZ. COMEDY GOLD.

Not sure if the issue with the tanning bed is the most serious. They may need to look into her drinking because in every video that is some slurred speech. Must be the UV rays that have fried the brain, or they serve cocktails at the tanning salon.
 
2012-05-14 04:59:59 PM  
Rule 34 surrenders?
 
2012-05-14 05:00:29 PM  
You could pretty much pull almost any woman off the street and they would most likely be hotter than her. They might as well photograph a pile of leather coats or beef jerky, it would be more appealing than seeing her nude.
 
2012-05-14 05:00:35 PM  
Got something more her speed.

www.topflightmarketing.com
 
2012-05-14 05:01:41 PM  
Hustler will take her.
 
2012-05-14 05:02:30 PM  
She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?
 
2012-05-14 05:02:59 PM  
I bet those air brushers like a challenge.
 
2012-05-14 05:03:28 PM  
Just by offering Celebrity X $1,000,000 to show up, they drum up publicity and probably sell more magazines, whether they agree or not.

I think if you have to ask to be in Playboy, you're probably automatically rejected.
 
2012-05-14 05:03:44 PM  
Wilson's LeatherTM catalogue model,for sure.
 
2012-05-14 05:04:34 PM  
They said no, after she shaved and everything?

baseballhalloffame.ca
 
2012-05-14 05:04:41 PM  
You see son, before the internet came, people used to pay for porn
 
2012-05-14 05:04:52 PM  
Putting aside her leathery exterior, she's 44 and not in particularly good shape. It's called "Playboy" not "I can't fap to that".
 
2012-05-14 05:04:59 PM  

Evil Mackerel: cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her

I do not want to see that porn.


Nor do I. I thought at first that I would watch it out of morbid curiosity, but the more I think about it the more I really don't want to see it at all. She's just so obviously mentally ill that the whole situation is just sad now.
 
2012-05-14 05:05:07 PM  

JohnCarter: At the bottom of the article are links to the Tanning Mom videos from TMZ. COMEDY GOLD.

Not sure if the issue with the tanning bed is the most serious. They may need to look into her drinking because in every video that is some slurred speech. Must be the UV rays that have fried the brain, or they serve cocktails at the tanning salon.


came here to say THIS
 
2012-05-14 05:05:19 PM  

gopher321: MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.


Now why do you have to insult raisins like that?

TM is just gross.
 
2012-05-14 05:05:21 PM  

LeroyBourne: I bet those air brushers like a challenge.


They need a photo roller to work on the pics. A brush just ain't gunna get it.
 
2012-05-14 05:05:46 PM  
Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.
 
2012-05-14 05:06:55 PM  
Next week's headline: "Attention whore squawks even louder when she realizes the media is moving on."

This applies to "tanning mom" and "octomom" and "potato mom" and "reality show mom" and half a billion other attention whores in the media. Stop calling attention to these idiots and the tv might be worth watching again and the world might be a better place too.
 
2012-05-14 05:07:09 PM  

2BuckChuck: Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.


I would switch places with that kid in an instant.
 
2012-05-14 05:07:21 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: We knew she was delusional, but this is taking it to the next level thinking someone would pay to see her naked


Well; she has a kid; so someone had to see her naked.

Fess up! Which one of you done it? Who was so hard up that they put on their rob and wizard's hat and put their wand in her sorting hat. If you reveal yourself voluntarily, we shall make it quick and painless. If not, be prepared to be mocked for all of eternity.

/ consequences will never be the same!

// that is all
 
2012-05-14 05:08:15 PM  
I watched the vid, that woman is hammered-drunk in the middle of the day!

/starting to like her more and more
 
2012-05-14 05:09:08 PM  

eas81: Got something more her speed.

[www.topflightmarketing.com image 589x788]


Good one! lol
 
2012-05-14 05:09:19 PM  
trippdogg wins the thread.
 
2012-05-14 05:12:03 PM  
Forget the advanced age (any woman over 30 is useless to Playboy). Forget the lousy body. Forget the orange "skin".

She's downright farking ugly!
 
2012-05-14 05:12:35 PM  
www.repair-it-all.com
 
2012-05-14 05:12:43 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
 
2012-05-14 05:14:05 PM  

nutriagumbo: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


+1
 
2012-05-14 05:14:09 PM  
Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.
 
2012-05-14 05:15:36 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: LeroyBourne: I bet those air brushers like a challenge.

They need a photo roller to work on the pics. A brush just ain't gunna get it.


Kind of like that Simpson's episode when homer gets that photo shoot, and the photographer just slathers Vaseline all over the lens.
/light is not her friend
 
2012-05-14 05:16:11 PM  

cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her


I came to say this.
 
2012-05-14 05:16:17 PM  

jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.


nomiwaters.com
 
2012-05-14 05:16:42 PM  
Her face isn't much, but she has a slammin body...
 
2012-05-14 05:18:47 PM  
Came for the "Something about Mary" referene. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-05-14 05:20:04 PM  
i252.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 05:22:13 PM  

gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?


She's a novelty, in the news world.
 
2012-05-14 05:22:28 PM  
www.poeghostal.com
 
2012-05-14 05:23:13 PM  
Completely hideous. She also comes across as a drunk or is her skin that tight it makes her slur her words?

Did I mention she's hideous because she is...hideous.

hideous.
 
2012-05-14 05:23:21 PM  

Carn: Hustler will take her.


Came to say this too. I think, when asked about "Tot Mom" and his offer to put her in Hustler, Larry Flynt said ( something to the effect of) "Men don't care, they just say 'We wanna see that cooch'"
 
2012-05-14 05:23:43 PM  
imgbit.com
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.
 
2012-05-14 05:23:52 PM  

Carn: Hustler will take her.


No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.
 
2012-05-14 05:24:57 PM  

Carn: Hustler will take her.


Taxidermied Beaver Hunt?
 
2012-05-14 05:25:11 PM  

Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle

Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX, but they're all fu*ked now.


Agreed. Though I did read Bloomberg Business Week for the first time recently and was surprised at both the quality and thoroughness of the journalism. Truly a delightful change. I subscribed and everything.
 
2012-05-14 05:25:30 PM  
If you watch the video that the article pic is from, the chick sounds completely trashed. Looks to be the middle of the afternoon too... Drew would be proud. :)
 
2012-05-14 05:26:14 PM  
She may have tanorexia. It's a disease, you people should be ashamed of yourselves.
 
2012-05-14 05:26:16 PM  
Came for a photoshopped Hef "How about no" pic. Don't disappoint sons.
 
2012-05-14 05:28:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Carn: Hustler will take her.

Taxidermied Beaver Hunt?


nooopeitschucktesta.jpg
 
2012-05-14 05:29:00 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Her face isn't much, but she has a slammtannin body...


FTFM
 
2012-05-14 05:29:09 PM  

Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


assets.meanwhilein.org
 
2012-05-14 05:29:20 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?

See: 24/7 news cycle


Thanks a farking lot, Ted Turner!
 
2012-05-14 05:30:41 PM  
Is it strange that I think the worst part of that picture is the pink lipstick?

/makes it look like blackface
 
2012-05-14 05:31:18 PM  
Love those forty something menopausal women who still think they are all that and a bag of Doritos. Pretty good in bed though.
 
2012-05-14 05:32:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Today.

When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.


Agreed. Let's see what she's bragging about. Meanwhile, maybe she gets a reality show, a therapist, and a pack of Kools.
 
2012-05-14 05:33:18 PM  

Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


Nobody ever read Playboy.
 
2012-05-14 05:33:56 PM  

lisarenee3505: If you watch the video that the article pic is from, the chick sounds completely trashed. Looks to be the middle of the afternoon too... Drew would be proud. :)


As someone who is trashed in the middle of the afternoon I must say...wait a minute, I hafta pee...

Now, where was I?
 
2012-05-14 05:35:24 PM  

Mad Mark: Came for a photoshopped Hef "How about no" pic. Don't disappoint sons.


lh3.googleusercontent.comlh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-05-14 05:35:37 PM  

hdhale: Carn: Hustler will take her.

No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.


Ok fine, maybe Hustler won't, but "Southern Charms" will.
 
2012-05-14 05:37:04 PM  

2BuckChuck: Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.


That poor kid (who showed his entire face) is beyond screwed once he hits school - all because his mother is an attention-whoring, boundary-lacking moron.
 
2012-05-14 05:39:05 PM  
12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

She could still go for the Over 50 pr0n?
 
2012-05-14 05:39:24 PM  
Oh, c'mon. She'd be perfect for the October (Hallowe'en) edition. Sexy vampires, sexy witches, sexy wolfcat girls, and then the mummy.
 
2012-05-14 05:40:41 PM  
How the Hell was it even possible to find someone even worse than The OctoMom?

How, media? HOW??!
 
2012-05-14 05:41:09 PM  
http://skibalaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/turkey_kramer.jpg
 
2012-05-14 05:41:12 PM  
Just a little bit of this would smooth her out.
a248.e.akamai.net
 
2012-05-14 05:41:49 PM  

otto the bull: What's Playboy?


It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".
 
2012-05-14 05:43:26 PM  

sleeps in trees: Jument: Putting aside her leathery exterior, she's 44 and not in particularly good shape. It's called "Playboy" not "I can't fap to that".

I'm 43 and there has to come a day when you say "Even if I could I need to grow the fark up and be a mother". That and with 2 kids my stretch marks look like the topographical trail maps of Yellow Stone Park.


EIP
;-)
 
2012-05-14 05:43:32 PM  
skibalaw.com
 
2012-05-14 05:44:07 PM  

jtown: Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.

Nobody ever read Playboy.


Hunter S. Thompson would like a word.
 
2012-05-14 05:45:15 PM  
She seems more the type for a reality show about tanorexics... Or at least an episode of NatGeo's Taboo or a similar program.

/or she could do porn, like Octomom
//Rule 34 and all...
///*retches*
 
2012-05-14 05:45:53 PM  

TV's Vinnie: How the Hell was it even possible to find someone even worse than The OctoMom?


i can't wait to see her video. --> (sfw)

/show me a woman with a better body after 14 kids
//ignore the sh*tty 'shopjob the virgins at TMZ put together
 
2012-05-14 05:47:02 PM  

TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".


See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?
 
2012-05-14 05:49:38 PM  
I would say "Kill it with fire" , but it looks like they tried and it didn't work......
 
2012-05-14 05:54:25 PM  
Oblig.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 06:02:42 PM  

Sticky Hands: hdhale: Carn: Hustler will take her.

No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.

Ok fine, maybe Hustler won't, but "Southern Charms" will.


The only mag she'd stand a chance at is Leather Labes
 
2012-05-14 06:03:54 PM  
So, we live in a world where a woman with a tanning fetish can become a celebrity by allegedly abusing her kid - a celebrity big enough to require an actual, public refusal by Playboy when said woman exclaims that she'd love to model for them? Really?
 
2012-05-14 06:08:07 PM  

JerkStore: Oblig.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 296x392]


Gah! They live!
 
2012-05-14 06:09:01 PM  

jtown: Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.

Nobody ever read Playboy.


Whaddya mean nobody reads it? My whole life I have been lead to believe the only reason anyone looks at Playboy is to read the articles. Has it all been naught but a clever ruse?

Lying bastards!! *tiny fist of rage*
 
2012-05-14 06:09:44 PM  
Playboy, eh? That rag is still around? Don't 12 year old kids these days know they can get porn on the internet for free? Dumbest magazine ever.
 
2012-05-14 06:14:28 PM  

W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?


Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

www.indianagirlproductions.com
 
2012-05-14 06:19:04 PM  
Playboy didn't reject her because of her tan, it's because she doesn't have fake tits.
 
2012-05-14 06:19:42 PM  

FormlessOne: public refusal by Playboy


Right (/sarcasm), which is why Playboy had their spokesperson who goes by the name of TMZ.com issue a press release.

/if someone asks a Playboy rep if so-and-so had asked for a Playboy photo shoot, and the rep replied 'yes,' and someone then asked a Playboy rep if Playboy accepted or declined her offer and they said 'no,' there's your 'public statement from Playboy' right there.

SumoJeb: Playboy, eh? That rag is still around? Don't 12 year old kids these days know they can get porn on the internet for free? Dumbest magazine ever.


Don't fully-grown adults know by now that Playboy is not porn?

/what is it with you f*cking retards thinking Playboy is pr0n?
//middle aged 'Maxim'? Playboy models are 18-22, unless they do another 'Fabulous at 50' issue, which this woman also would have been laughed out of
/Playboy will outlast you, 'Jeb,' if that is your real name...
//FARK.com: where trolls troll trolls
 
2012-05-14 06:20:28 PM  
The trend of misusing the hero tag continues.
 
2012-05-14 06:25:35 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: MaudlinMutantMollusk: gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?

See: 24/7 news cycle

Thanks a farking lot, Ted Turner!


If it wasn't Ted it would have been someone else. Too many channels on the cable spectrum for none of them to be "news" focused.
 
2012-05-14 06:26:49 PM  
As someone who has to stay moderately tan for competition, I have no issue with anyone tanning - but DAMN!! That's the ugliest Farking thing I've ever seen!!!
FOUL!
 
2012-05-14 06:31:24 PM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?


Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?
 
2012-05-14 06:32:35 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]


Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?
 
2012-05-14 06:36:32 PM  
Here guys, I don't know about you but I really need this.

2.bp.blogspot.com

t0.gstatic.com

...and for the ladies (or the ladies-at-heart)
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 06:36:43 PM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?


Vagina in person? I call them coonts
 
2012-05-14 06:36:49 PM  

urban.derelict: Don't fully-grown adults know by now that Playboy is not porn?

/what is it with you f*cking retards thinking Playboy is pr0n?
//middle aged 'Maxim'? Playboy models are 18-22, unless they do another 'Fabulous at 50' issue, which this woman also would have been laughed out of
/Playboy will outlast you, 'Jeb,' if that is your real name...
//FARK.com: where trolls troll trolls


If it isn't porn, then what is the point of it? Does anyone actually read it for the articles?

/never had the need for skin magazines
//hooray internet
 
2012-05-14 06:38:22 PM  
Thread is useless without pics of what a playmate SHOULD look like.

Lemme help (NSFW)
Link
 
2012-05-14 06:40:16 PM  

urban.derelict: Don't fully-grown adults know by now that Playboy is not porn?


Well in the sense that it doesn't give me a boner any more than naked barbie dolls do then .. yeah, it's not porn.
 
2012-05-14 06:55:58 PM  
Here you go, perverts.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 06:56:06 PM  
The funniest thing about her is that she doesn't understand that nobody cares what she says, she has become entertainment by merely existing.
 
2012-05-14 06:58:00 PM  
Yeah, Hustler would do it just for shock value if anything else.
 
2012-05-14 07:03:39 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 07:05:08 PM  

Sticky Hands: hdhale: Carn: Hustler will take her.

No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.

Ok fine, maybe Hustler won't, but "Southern Charms" will.


I was thinking more Weekly World News. (And not the Page 3 or whatever girl, if that still exists, because WWN has standards.)
 
2012-05-14 07:06:16 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-05-14 07:07:07 PM  
Messin' With Sasquatch.
 
2012-05-14 07:08:43 PM  

trippdogg: They said no, after she shaved and everything?


Pic. Of. The. Year!
 
2012-05-14 07:12:39 PM  
Thank you, no.

;)
 
2012-05-14 07:14:17 PM  
Tanning Mom looks like the guy that came into my bar two months ago, fell off his stool, and barfed all over himself.
 
2012-05-14 07:18:48 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?


"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.
 
2012-05-14 07:21:11 PM  

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]


lol
 
2012-05-14 07:26:53 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.


Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)
 
2012-05-14 07:26:54 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

"I don't know what you all are talking about. I think she's a babe."
 
2012-05-14 07:33:28 PM  
Why does Red Skull want to be in Playboy?

files.g4tv.com
 
2012-05-14 07:43:45 PM  
Sadly she'll probably have a series on TLC by this time next year.
 
2012-05-14 07:49:43 PM  

Old enough to know better: Sadly she'll probably have a series on TLC by this time next year.


The Leather Channel?

don't google this at work
 
2012-05-14 07:50:05 PM  
And yet when given a choice, 5% of the 70,000 something respondants:

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-14 07:51:16 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)


That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..
 
2012-05-14 07:59:07 PM  
Central:
imgbit.com

This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


==============

I had a grade school gym teacher who looked like this. She honestly believed she was hot. I guess she was about 50 but she looked 70. Everybody, even the other teachers, referred to her as "Mrs. Prune Face".
 
2012-05-14 07:59:59 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..


You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)
 
2012-05-14 08:01:53 PM  
These guys will take her!

www.gambling911.com
 
2012-05-14 08:06:01 PM  
Never thought I could improve on the foursome with Casey Anthony, Nancy Grace, and Octomom but now we have it!
 
2012-05-14 08:08:39 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)


Heh!
 
2012-05-14 08:23:26 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!


So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?
 
2012-05-14 08:30:34 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!

So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?


Yes, I'm a woman. Bathia_Mapes is my user name, but you may call me Clare. :-)
 
2012-05-14 08:38:45 PM  

farkerts: I watched the vid, that woman is hammered-drunk in the middle of the day!

/starting to like her more and more


Me too
/Off to kill myself
 
2012-05-14 08:39:23 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!

So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?

Yes, I'm a woman. Bathia_Mapes is my user name, but you may call me Clare. :-)


Howdy, Clare, I am E. ;)
 
2012-05-14 08:47:45 PM  

TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?


Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."
 
2012-05-14 08:47:58 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]

lol


My favorite "reaction" pic right now. Needs no caption.
 
2012-05-14 08:54:06 PM  
Indubitably:

Punctuation goes inside of the quotation marks, with exceptions. This is not one of the exceptions.
 
2012-05-14 08:58:17 PM  

MadAzza: Indubitably:

Punctuation goes inside of the quotation marks, with exceptions. This is not one of the exceptions.


NSS?

;)
 
2012-05-14 09:00:24 PM  

MadAzza: Indubitably:

Punctuation goes inside of the quotation marks, with exceptions. This is not one of the exceptions.


You and Oahu is right, friend...

just rolling with a wave...

love it and you.

;)
 
2012-05-14 09:01:33 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?


I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.

/what kind of moron, in public, claims Playboy is porn?
//the kind that want to be humiliated for their blatant stupidity, that's how
/decade-long subscriber
//yeah, they yanked a month, now release 'Jan-Feb' issue
 
2012-05-14 09:02:19 PM  
f*cking keyboard.

/go figure, it's from Apple
 
2012-05-14 09:05:40 PM  
But she would be a natural for the "Grills of Summer" edition.

What? It's "girls", not "grills"?

Never mind then.
 
2012-05-14 09:14:22 PM  

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: Bathia_Mapes: W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?

Magda. At least Lin Shaye, the actress who played Madga, was uber-tanned because of makeup, not cooking herself in a tanning bed.

[www.indianagirlproductions.com image 300x200]

Corrected.I was close.

/is it Magda or Madga?

"Magda". I accidently transposed the g & d.

Punctuation outside the quotation tells me yer from across the pond...no?

The rest tells me yer lovely.

;)

That would depend. On what side of the pond are you located? :-)

Having said that, it's how I was taught & I'm in the U.S..

You were taught wrongly? Meh. Differently. I am in the USA too.

We were taught differently, and I would teach differently, but what the fark do I know?

Not much.

;)

Heh!

So, you are a woman, yes?

A woman known as Bathia_Mapes?

Yes, I'm a woman. Bathia_Mapes is my user name, but you may call me Clare. :-)

Howdy, Clare, I am E. ;)


Hi, E. :-)
 
2012-05-14 09:19:35 PM  
My 2 cents as for tanner mom...
Another 10, maybe 12 hours under the lamps and you will be able to break off your already over done nose like it was the burnt end of a french fry.
Playboy not interested makes me giggle, they offer good money for most train wrecks...
 
2012-05-14 09:37:58 PM  

jso2897: Bathia_Mapes: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 470x470]

lol

My favorite "reaction" pic right now. Needs no caption.


Nope. That shocked look applies to so many different things that captioning it would be a shame.
 
2012-05-14 09:44:09 PM  
Playboy proudly presents Tanning Mom, sponsored by Jack Links Beef Jerky. www.chilefoundry.co.uk
 
2012-05-14 09:48:51 PM  

rtyfx: trippdogg: They said no, after she shaved and everything?

Pic. Of. The. Year!


I concur
 
2012-05-14 09:48:58 PM  
I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.
 
2012-05-14 09:50:08 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


*shudder*
 
2012-05-14 09:54:21 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


That's gross, man, but smoked turkey...

I like mine in big slabs, crispy skin on. With gravy. And taters.
;)
 
2012-05-14 09:54:31 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


static.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-14 09:56:17 PM  

whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.


See now I was so far off from what's left of her nose, it never even crossed my mind to consider anything of hers sexually.. I think I need to go throw up now, BRB...
 
2012-05-14 09:56:27 PM  

Indubitably: whatshisname: I imagine her labia look like something that hangs off the neck of a turkey.

That's gross, man, but smoked turkey...

I like mine in big slabs, crispy skin on. With gravy. And taters.
;)


While the above sounds sexual, and is foodsis, the fact is, I'm speaking/writing about food here, man.

True-gravy.

;)
 
2012-05-14 09:56:32 PM  

farkerts: hammer


Probably helps numb the skin pain.
 
2012-05-14 10:17:34 PM  
She could try Hustler, but from the looks of her, there's no pink to be shown.
 
2012-05-14 10:21:51 PM  
As a youngster I came across my Dad's hidden copy of Playboy...
the articles didn't interest me that much, so I checked out the centerfold in a spirit of curiosity and wanting information... i.e. "What do guys want/expect?" and "What do I have to look forward into growing up like?"

What struck me was the quality of the various skins...whether lustrous brown, rich black or rose-petal pink, the skin on the models was perfect. Flawless, soft, smooth and glowing with health.

Didn't realize til years later that a lot of that beautiful hide was the result of an airbrush...
 
2012-05-14 10:27:43 PM  
Not just no but HELL NO!!!
 
2012-05-14 10:34:13 PM  

Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


img535.imageshack.us
MOMMY!!!
 
2012-05-14 10:52:04 PM  

W.C.fields forever: She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?


Exactly. Hustler's even too good for her. She goes in the third magazine that comes in the plastic wrapped three mag combo. You know, the ones you get at truck stops. An old Playboy, a porn catalog and something like Women Over 40. Yep, that's where she goes.
 
2012-05-14 10:57:15 PM  

urban.derelict: /decade-long subscriber


I always wondered who that was.
 
2012-05-14 11:00:10 PM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.



Yeah. You're butthurt all right.

Prep H. Try it.
 
2012-05-14 11:01:53 PM  

MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."


Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.
 
2012-05-14 11:15:02 PM  
Finally, common sense prevails. At least temporarily.
 
2012-05-14 11:43:55 PM  
My story...

A girl I knew from many many years ago, we worked together while we were teenagers.

She really wasn't much to look at, but she was young then so she might have gotten a get a free pass, at least after she got her teeth fixed, but really wasn't someone that I would have cared to even do if I would have been drunk out of my mind. A detail is that she is younger than I am by about 1-2 years.

That was many (decades ago)...

I saw her for the first time since, working at a Walmart. I mostly recognized her voice, and spotted her name tag that almost confirmed it,but looking at her face, I could barely recognize anything to confirm that it was really her.

To be nice about it, the leathery skin, the burnt-out hair, she looked like a woman that could pass for my grandmother.

I re-introduced myself, and she recognized me... we only spoke for a moment, she told me that she had moved to Florida for most of those years, and had just returned lately...

I said goodbye and all the nice pleasantries that I simply had to say but all I could really think was that it was horrible, and simply unbelievable to see someone that had done something to themselves to this extent.

To see someone younger than I am, looking like a grandmother in her advanced age, while I "embarrass" my kids when their friends always ask about the "guy" that's with them (my 18 year old daughter was asked about me, as the person believed that I was her boyfriend, and got a funny look from the person when she replied that I was her father).

But anyways, I also remember two co-workers that were very attractive, but all the tanning throughout the year that they got, while I worked with them, they kept getting darker and darker, their skin more and more winkled, their hair more and more brittle, and they were simply looking like they were aging at a very accelerated rate, but yet, they believed that it made them look better, while the reality was that they simply looked older, burnt out, shallow, and sickly.

I really consider it a disease that these people have, to believe that they look better, all the while, it's only making them look like bacon that's overcooking.
 
2012-05-15 12:12:56 AM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

I love that there are so many absolute retards abounding fark.com; it makes me that much more valuable.

/what kind of moron, in public, claims Playboy is porn?
//the kind that want to be humiliated for their blatant stupidity, that's how
/decade-long subscriber
//yeah, they yanked a month, now release 'Jan-Feb' issue



Hahahha no way. You really subscribe to that crap? My god man. You reek of desperation. You sad, sad, sad little man.
 
2012-05-15 01:23:30 AM  

urban.derelict: Mad Mark: Came for a photoshopped Hef "How about no" pic. Don't disappoint sons.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 377x425][lh5.googleusercontent.com image 451x600]


urban.derelict is my new hero.
 
2012-05-15 01:58:54 AM  

elev8meL8r: Tanning Mom looks like the guy that came into my bar two months ago, fell off his stool, and barfed all over himself.


That actually was tanning mom, FYI
 
2012-05-15 02:04:17 AM  

TV's Vinnie: MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."

Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.


are people still claiming playboy is pr0n?

/lead a person to information
//can't make them THINK!
/look at me, i'm so butthurt; right, but i always get butthurt when i'm right... right?
//oh oh oh you didn't notice my intent by my lack of " marks... derp derp
/trolls trolling trolls
 
2012-05-15 02:34:18 AM  

urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: MadAzza: TV's Vinnie: urban.derelict: TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".

See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?

Wow! Just.....wow!

Butthurt over trivial stuff all the time, brah?

Not to mention his incomprehension of the quotation marks you placed around "porn."

Yep. You'd think some people would catch that. But I guess I was too subtle for him.

are people still claiming playboy is pr0n?

/lead a person to information
//can't make them THINK!
/look at me, i'm so butthurt; right, but i always get butthurt when i'm right... right?
//oh oh oh you didn't notice my intent by my lack of " marks... derp derp
/trolls trolling trolls


I hope you took that chicken to dinner and a movie before......well..........you know.
 
2012-05-15 05:29:18 AM  
Maybe this is what you guys are looking for?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-15 07:14:14 AM  
img849.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-15 07:35:22 AM  
If I want to see a body like that, I can always check out the museum.
 
2012-05-15 07:49:13 AM  
Hef is about twice her age and his skin looks better than Tanning Mom's.
 
2012-05-15 08:22:10 AM  
Maybe she could call crack whore magazine.
 
2012-05-15 09:00:56 AM  

jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.


www.jamesjoyce.co.uk

I didn't even want to know there was a single braincell in the world that wanted her to get naked on camera.
 
2012-05-15 09:25:00 AM  
Friend on twitter as he sits in the same hospital the Leather Wonder temporarily shares with his wife as said wife has tubes in multiple veins.

"She has amazing skin, just like fine, dark Corinthian leather"
 
2012-05-15 03:20:09 PM  

Joce678: jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.

[www.jamesjoyce.co.uk image 340x480]

I didn't even want to know there was a single braincell in the world that wanted her to get naked on camera.


I don't know. I have a morbid sense of curiosity. Back in the day, I used to watch "Faces of Death" movies from the VHS rental place.

I even think she will end up doing a porno ala John Bobbitt. Probably along the plot lines of wanting to be black and getting a scene where Mandingo rips the shiat out of her mouth.
 
2012-05-15 09:36:11 PM  

urban.derelict: are people still claiming playboy is pr0n?


No. Chill out, Francis.
 
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