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(TMZ)   Playboy to Tanning Mom: "How about no?"   (tmz.com) divider line 185
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2012-05-14 05:14:09 PM  
Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.
 
2012-05-14 05:15:36 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: LeroyBourne: I bet those air brushers like a challenge.

They need a photo roller to work on the pics. A brush just ain't gunna get it.


Kind of like that Simpson's episode when homer gets that photo shoot, and the photographer just slathers Vaseline all over the lens.
/light is not her friend
 
2012-05-14 05:16:11 PM  

cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her


I came to say this.
 
2012-05-14 05:16:17 PM  

jennyz: Stop greenlighting this shiat for farks sake.


nomiwaters.com
 
2012-05-14 05:16:42 PM  
Her face isn't much, but she has a slammin body...
 
2012-05-14 05:18:47 PM  
Came for the "Something about Mary" referene. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-05-14 05:20:04 PM  
i252.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 05:22:13 PM  

gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?


She's a novelty, in the news world.
 
2012-05-14 05:22:28 PM  
www.poeghostal.com
 
2012-05-14 05:23:13 PM  
Completely hideous. She also comes across as a drunk or is her skin that tight it makes her slur her words?

Did I mention she's hideous because she is...hideous.

hideous.
 
2012-05-14 05:23:21 PM  

Carn: Hustler will take her.


Came to say this too. I think, when asked about "Tot Mom" and his offer to put her in Hustler, Larry Flynt said ( something to the effect of) "Men don't care, they just say 'We wanna see that cooch'"
 
2012-05-14 05:23:43 PM  
imgbit.com
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.
 
2012-05-14 05:23:52 PM  

Carn: Hustler will take her.


No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.
 
2012-05-14 05:24:57 PM  

Carn: Hustler will take her.


Taxidermied Beaver Hunt?
 
2012-05-14 05:25:11 PM  

Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle

Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX, but they're all fu*ked now.


Agreed. Though I did read Bloomberg Business Week for the first time recently and was surprised at both the quality and thoroughness of the journalism. Truly a delightful change. I subscribed and everything.
 
2012-05-14 05:25:30 PM  
If you watch the video that the article pic is from, the chick sounds completely trashed. Looks to be the middle of the afternoon too... Drew would be proud. :)
 
2012-05-14 05:26:14 PM  
She may have tanorexia. It's a disease, you people should be ashamed of yourselves.
 
2012-05-14 05:26:16 PM  
Came for a photoshopped Hef "How about no" pic. Don't disappoint sons.
 
2012-05-14 05:28:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Carn: Hustler will take her.

Taxidermied Beaver Hunt?


nooopeitschucktesta.jpg
 
2012-05-14 05:29:00 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Her face isn't much, but she has a slammtannin body...


FTFM
 
2012-05-14 05:29:09 PM  

Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


assets.meanwhilein.org
 
2012-05-14 05:29:20 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?

See: 24/7 news cycle


Thanks a farking lot, Ted Turner!
 
2012-05-14 05:30:41 PM  
Is it strange that I think the worst part of that picture is the pink lipstick?

/makes it look like blackface
 
2012-05-14 05:31:18 PM  
Love those forty something menopausal women who still think they are all that and a bag of Doritos. Pretty good in bed though.
 
2012-05-14 05:32:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Today.

When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.


Agreed. Let's see what she's bragging about. Meanwhile, maybe she gets a reality show, a therapist, and a pack of Kools.
 
2012-05-14 05:33:18 PM  

Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.


Nobody ever read Playboy.
 
2012-05-14 05:33:56 PM  

lisarenee3505: If you watch the video that the article pic is from, the chick sounds completely trashed. Looks to be the middle of the afternoon too... Drew would be proud. :)


As someone who is trashed in the middle of the afternoon I must say...wait a minute, I hafta pee...

Now, where was I?
 
2012-05-14 05:35:24 PM  

Mad Mark: Came for a photoshopped Hef "How about no" pic. Don't disappoint sons.


lh3.googleusercontent.comlh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-05-14 05:35:37 PM  

hdhale: Carn: Hustler will take her.

No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.


Ok fine, maybe Hustler won't, but "Southern Charms" will.
 
2012-05-14 05:36:46 PM  

Jument: Putting aside her leathery exterior, she's 44 and not in particularly good shape. It's called "Playboy" not "I can't fap to that".


I'm 43 and there has to come a day when you say "Even if I could I need to grow the fark up and be a mother". That and with 2 kids my stretch marks look like the topographical trail maps of Yellow Stone Park.
 
2012-05-14 05:37:04 PM  

2BuckChuck: Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.


That poor kid (who showed his entire face) is beyond screwed once he hits school - all because his mother is an attention-whoring, boundary-lacking moron.
 
2012-05-14 05:39:05 PM  
12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

She could still go for the Over 50 pr0n?
 
2012-05-14 05:39:24 PM  
Oh, c'mon. She'd be perfect for the October (Hallowe'en) edition. Sexy vampires, sexy witches, sexy wolfcat girls, and then the mummy.
 
2012-05-14 05:40:41 PM  
How the Hell was it even possible to find someone even worse than The OctoMom?

How, media? HOW??!
 
2012-05-14 05:41:09 PM  
http://skibalaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/turkey_kramer.jpg
 
2012-05-14 05:41:12 PM  
Just a little bit of this would smooth her out.
a248.e.akamai.net
 
2012-05-14 05:41:49 PM  

otto the bull: What's Playboy?


It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".
 
2012-05-14 05:43:26 PM  

sleeps in trees: Jument: Putting aside her leathery exterior, she's 44 and not in particularly good shape. It's called "Playboy" not "I can't fap to that".

I'm 43 and there has to come a day when you say "Even if I could I need to grow the fark up and be a mother". That and with 2 kids my stretch marks look like the topographical trail maps of Yellow Stone Park.


EIP
;-)
 
2012-05-14 05:43:32 PM  
skibalaw.com
 
2012-05-14 05:44:07 PM  

jtown: Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.

Nobody ever read Playboy.


Hunter S. Thompson would like a word.
 
2012-05-14 05:45:15 PM  
She seems more the type for a reality show about tanorexics... Or at least an episode of NatGeo's Taboo or a similar program.

/or she could do porn, like Octomom
//Rule 34 and all...
///*retches*
 
2012-05-14 05:45:53 PM  

TV's Vinnie: How the Hell was it even possible to find someone even worse than The OctoMom?


i can't wait to see her video. --> (sfw)

/show me a woman with a better body after 14 kids
//ignore the sh*tty 'shopjob the virgins at TMZ put together
 
2012-05-14 05:47:02 PM  

TV's Vinnie: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

It's the Jay Leno of "porn" magazines.

Yes, people actually pay money for "porn".


See, this is how I know you're a retard.

/nudity =/= porn
//you've never actually seen a vagina in person, have you?
 
2012-05-14 05:49:38 PM  
I would say "Kill it with fire" , but it looks like they tried and it didn't work......
 
2012-05-14 05:54:25 PM  
Oblig.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 06:02:42 PM  

Sticky Hands: hdhale: Carn: Hustler will take her.

No, not even in the section normally reserved for gore pictorials, such as a spread on the results of taking a large caliber round to the head.

Ok fine, maybe Hustler won't, but "Southern Charms" will.


The only mag she'd stand a chance at is Leather Labes
 
2012-05-14 06:03:54 PM  
So, we live in a world where a woman with a tanning fetish can become a celebrity by allegedly abusing her kid - a celebrity big enough to require an actual, public refusal by Playboy when said woman exclaims that she'd love to model for them? Really?
 
2012-05-14 06:08:07 PM  

JerkStore: Oblig.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 296x392]


Gah! They live!
 
2012-05-14 06:09:01 PM  

jtown: Central: [imgbit.com image 600x450]
This is the internet age. Who still reads Playboy?

I wants shrink wrap => I gets my shrink wrap.

Nobody ever read Playboy.


Whaddya mean nobody reads it? My whole life I have been lead to believe the only reason anyone looks at Playboy is to read the articles. Has it all been naught but a clever ruse?

Lying bastards!! *tiny fist of rage*
 
2012-05-14 06:09:44 PM  
Playboy, eh? That rag is still around? Don't 12 year old kids these days know they can get porn on the internet for free? Dumbest magazine ever.
 
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