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(TMZ)   Playboy to Tanning Mom: "How about no?"   (tmz.com) divider line 185
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2012-05-14 03:17:42 PM
Today.

When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.
 
2012-05-14 03:27:56 PM
That's hot.
 
2012-05-14 03:38:14 PM
MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.
 
2012-05-14 03:44:43 PM

gopher321: MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.


img.auctiva.com
 
2012-05-14 03:50:48 PM
What? Don't any of the couches they use in shoots need reupholstering?
 
2012-05-14 04:03:09 PM
Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her
 
2012-05-14 04:14:59 PM
*shudder*
 
2012-05-14 04:26:30 PM
Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?
 
2012-05-14 04:31:55 PM

gilgigamesh: Why do I have to keep hearing about/seeing this woman?

Why is she a thing?

WHY?


See: 24/7 news cycle
 
2012-05-14 04:42:47 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle


Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX, but they're all fu*ked now.
 
2012-05-14 04:50:58 PM
Why not?
They retouch the others so much that they might as well just paint them from scratch.
 
2012-05-14 04:51:13 PM
What's Playboy?
 
2012-05-14 04:52:43 PM

otto the bull: What's Playboy?


The middle aged version of Maxim
 
2012-05-14 04:53:02 PM
Oh come on now. She would make a fine upholstered piece for a set to be shot on.
Perhaps if they were doing a king tut theme and wanted an authentic mummy?
 
2012-05-14 04:53:27 PM

Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle

Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX CNN, but they're all fu*ked now.


Faux Pas followed later.
 
2012-05-14 04:53:40 PM

cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her


I do not want to see that porn.
 
2012-05-14 04:54:17 PM
We knew she was delusional, but this is taking it to the next level thinking someone would pay to see her naked
 
2012-05-14 04:54:25 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-14 04:55:58 PM
Her skin simply isn't plastic enough to qualify
 
2012-05-14 04:56:52 PM

If you have to ask Playboy to consider you for a photo spread... you have no chance in hell of ever getting one.

FirstNationalBastard: When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.


^
Someone who's never seen a Playboy.


styckx: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

The middle aged version of Maxim


They bought Stuff (magazine)?!
 
2012-05-14 04:57:12 PM
Playboy Checklist:

Orangish-brown skin
Bleached hair
Implants
Not Old

2 out of 4 isn't bad
 
2012-05-14 04:57:49 PM
I don't know, tan lines can be hot!
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-14 04:57:49 PM
Damn it. I'm not good at using these HTML buttons. I guess I'm going back to just typing it.
 
2012-05-14 04:58:52 PM
At the bottom of the article are links to the Tanning Mom videos from TMZ. COMEDY GOLD.

Not sure if the issue with the tanning bed is the most serious. They may need to look into her drinking because in every video that is some slurred speech. Must be the UV rays that have fried the brain, or they serve cocktails at the tanning salon.
 
2012-05-14 04:59:59 PM
Rule 34 surrenders?
 
2012-05-14 05:00:29 PM
You could pretty much pull almost any woman off the street and they would most likely be hotter than her. They might as well photograph a pile of leather coats or beef jerky, it would be more appealing than seeing her nude.
 
2012-05-14 05:00:35 PM
Got something more her speed.

www.topflightmarketing.com
 
2012-05-14 05:01:41 PM
Hustler will take her.
 
2012-05-14 05:02:30 PM
She reminds me of that old lady in There's something about mary,Magma?
 
2012-05-14 05:02:59 PM
I bet those air brushers like a challenge.
 
2012-05-14 05:03:28 PM
Just by offering Celebrity X $1,000,000 to show up, they drum up publicity and probably sell more magazines, whether they agree or not.

I think if you have to ask to be in Playboy, you're probably automatically rejected.
 
2012-05-14 05:03:44 PM
Wilson's LeatherTM catalogue model,for sure.
 
2012-05-14 05:04:34 PM
They said no, after she shaved and everything?

baseballhalloffame.ca
 
2012-05-14 05:04:41 PM
You see son, before the internet came, people used to pay for porn
 
2012-05-14 05:04:52 PM
Putting aside her leathery exterior, she's 44 and not in particularly good shape. It's called "Playboy" not "I can't fap to that".
 
2012-05-14 05:04:59 PM

Evil Mackerel: cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her

I do not want to see that porn.


Nor do I. I thought at first that I would watch it out of morbid curiosity, but the more I think about it the more I really don't want to see it at all. She's just so obviously mentally ill that the whole situation is just sad now.
 
2012-05-14 05:05:07 PM

JohnCarter: At the bottom of the article are links to the Tanning Mom videos from TMZ. COMEDY GOLD.

Not sure if the issue with the tanning bed is the most serious. They may need to look into her drinking because in every video that is some slurred speech. Must be the UV rays that have fried the brain, or they serve cocktails at the tanning salon.


came here to say THIS
 
2012-05-14 05:05:19 PM

gopher321: MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.


Now why do you have to insult raisins like that?

TM is just gross.
 
2012-05-14 05:05:21 PM

LeroyBourne: I bet those air brushers like a challenge.


They need a photo roller to work on the pics. A brush just ain't gunna get it.
 
2012-05-14 05:05:46 PM
Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.
 
2012-05-14 05:06:55 PM
Next week's headline: "Attention whore squawks even louder when she realizes the media is moving on."

This applies to "tanning mom" and "octomom" and "potato mom" and "reality show mom" and half a billion other attention whores in the media. Stop calling attention to these idiots and the tv might be worth watching again and the world might be a better place too.
 
2012-05-14 05:07:09 PM

2BuckChuck: Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.


I would switch places with that kid in an instant.
 
2012-05-14 05:07:21 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: We knew she was delusional, but this is taking it to the next level thinking someone would pay to see her naked


Well; she has a kid; so someone had to see her naked.

Fess up! Which one of you done it? Who was so hard up that they put on their rob and wizard's hat and put their wand in her sorting hat. If you reveal yourself voluntarily, we shall make it quick and painless. If not, be prepared to be mocked for all of eternity.

/ consequences will never be the same!

// that is all
 
2012-05-14 05:08:15 PM
I watched the vid, that woman is hammered-drunk in the middle of the day!

/starting to like her more and more
 
2012-05-14 05:09:08 PM

eas81: Got something more her speed.

[www.topflightmarketing.com image 589x788]


Good one! lol
 
2012-05-14 05:09:19 PM
trippdogg wins the thread.
 
2012-05-14 05:12:03 PM
Forget the advanced age (any woman over 30 is useless to Playboy). Forget the lousy body. Forget the orange "skin".

She's downright farking ugly!
 
2012-05-14 05:12:35 PM
www.repair-it-all.com
 
2012-05-14 05:12:43 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
 
2012-05-14 05:14:05 PM

nutriagumbo: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]


+1
 
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