What's Playboy?

otto the bull: What's Playboy?

The middle aged version of Maxim

Oh come on now. She would make a fine upholstered piece for a set to be shot on.
Perhaps if they were doing a king tut theme and wanted an authentic mummy?

Calmamity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: See: 24/7 news cycle

Filler as content.

All the news channels are Taco Bell now. Sure, there's always something to fill you up, but it has no actual value, and if you care about yourself even a little bit, you feel like sh*t immediately after consuming it.

It used to just be FOX CNN, but they're all fu*ked now.

Faux Pas followed later.

cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her

I do not want to see that porn.

We knew she was delusional, but this is taking it to the next level thinking someone would pay to see her naked

Her skin simply isn't plastic enough to qualify

If you have to ask Playboy to consider you for a photo spread... you have no chance in hell of ever getting one.

FirstNationalBastard: When their sales numbers drop a little bit more, they'll happily put that leathery orange cooch in their magazine.

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Someone who's never seen a Playboy.

styckx: otto the bull: What's Playboy?

The middle aged version of Maxim

They bought Stuff (magazine)?!

I don't know, tan lines can be hot!

At the bottom of the article are links to the Tanning Mom videos from TMZ. COMEDY GOLD.

Not sure if the issue with the tanning bed is the most serious. They may need to look into her drinking because in every video that is some slurred speech. Must be the UV rays that have fried the brain, or they serve cocktails at the tanning salon.

Rule 34 surrenders?

You could pretty much pull almost any woman off the street and they would most likely be hotter than her. They might as well photograph a pile of leather coats or beef jerky, it would be more appealing than seeing her nude.

Got something more her speed.

Hustler will take her.

I bet those air brushers like a challenge.

Just by offering Celebrity X $1,000,000 to show up, they drum up publicity and probably sell more magazines, whether they agree or not.

I think if you have to ask to be in Playboy, you're probably automatically rejected.

They said no, after she shaved and everything?

You see son, before the internet came, people used to pay for porn

Putting aside her leathery exterior, she's 44 and not in particularly good shape. It's called "Playboy" not "I can't fap to that".

Evil Mackerel: cman: Thank God

I would even prefer Octomom over her

I do not want to see that porn.

Nor do I. I thought at first that I would watch it out of morbid curiosity, but the more I think about it the more I really don't want to see it at all. She's just so obviously mentally ill that the whole situation is just sad now.

JohnCarter: At the bottom of the article are links to the Tanning Mom videos from TMZ. COMEDY GOLD.

Not sure if the issue with the tanning bed is the most serious. They may need to look into her drinking because in every video that is some slurred speech. Must be the UV rays that have fried the brain, or they serve cocktails at the tanning salon.

came here to say THIS

gopher321: MIght as well have a nude photoshoot for a raisin.

Now why do you have to insult raisins like that?

TM is just gross.

LeroyBourne: I bet those air brushers like a challenge.

They need a photo roller to work on the pics. A brush just ain't gunna get it.

Forget Tanning Mom, how about they get the Attachment Parenting MILF into Playboy? She's already shown she's willing to take it off in print.



Because that I would pay to see ... Tanning Mom I would pay to wear a burqua.

Next week's headline: "Attention whore squawks even louder when she realizes the media is moving on."

This applies to "tanning mom" and "octomom" and "potato mom" and "reality show mom" and half a billion other attention whores in the media. Stop calling attention to these idiots and the tv might be worth watching again and the world might be a better place too.

Dead for Tax Reasons: We knew she was delusional, but this is taking it to the next level thinking someone would pay to see her naked

Well; she has a kid; so someone had to see her naked.

Fess up! Which one of you done it? Who was so hard up that they put on their rob and wizard's hat and put their wand in her sorting hat. If you reveal yourself voluntarily, we shall make it quick and painless. If not, be prepared to be mocked for all of eternity.

/ consequences will never be the same!

// that is all

I watched the vid, that woman is hammered-drunk in the middle of the day!

/starting to like her more and more

eas81: Got something more her speed.

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Good one! lol

trippdogg wins the thread.

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

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