This headline made the Inception soundtrack start playing in my head.

Fark is already a couple layers removed from reality--imagining what fictional characters might post on social networks...Too far down for me.

/I also thought of this:

I would pay to see Dolorous Edd's twitter feed.

Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm:

"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

This would make an epic FB post.

Since this is very GoT heavy:

Khal Drogo: "Rape rape rape."
Daenerys: "Learned how to properly get raped."
Robert: "Still farkin whores."
Cersei: "Still farkin my brother."
Ned: "What the shiat people?"
Joffrey: "Still farkin up the country."
Tyrion: "Still farkin my whore."
Cersei: "Damn, wish I could fark my brother right now. Settling 4 an elf."
Theon: "Want 2 F my sister."
Craster: "Still farkin my daughters."
Renley: "Still farkin dudes."
Brienne: "I'm...kind of a dude."
Margaery: "Are my knees 2 sharp?"
Arya: "How am I not raped yet?"
Sansa: "Please, please don't kill me."

Theon Greyjoy has unfriended Robb Stark.

Hodor. Hodor, Hodor.

COME ON DOWN TO QUARK'S. LADIES DRINK FREE. DABO TABLES ARE AVAILABLE ALL DAY. ASK ABOUT OUR NEWEST HOLOSUITE PLEASURE PROGRAMS.

Dear Abbey,

Get the f*ck out of the thread if you don't like it.

Sincerely,
The rest of us enjoying ourselves.

PENNY?

PENNY?

PENNY?

B.B Rodriguez: Bite my shiney metal ass, losers!

Professor Farnsworth: Why are all you people following me?

Frye: I've got one!

B.B. Rodriguez: That's not what she said!

Frye: No, stupid. A great invention of the Twentieth Century!

B.B. Rodiguez: Well, spit it out! That's what he said!

Frye: Ketchup.

OneBeadyEye: No, that was also the XIXth century.

Frye: Damn! Is there anything the XIXth century didn't invent?

OneBeadyEye: Possibly Dick Clark's Rocking New Year Eve Specials.

ROFL. It got the hose again.
Need more lotion.

@Shelley_The_Machine_Levene:

Just got Mitch and Murray leads. #suck_it_williamson!

@sansastark: OMG! Blood is coming out!

Theon Greyjoy: "BBQ is done. We now have 2 extra places at the kids table. BYOB."

Jamie Lannister: "Watching Empire Strikes Back. Luke's looking for love in all the wrongs places....or are they?

It's bunnies.
I hate bunnies.

Cersei Lannister has changed her relationship status to- "It's Complicated".

Russell Brand always looks like he needs a shower.

Ayra would be another fun one. You wouldn't want to troll her. She'd get Jaqen to kill anyone who pisses her off.

Every Jennifer Love Hewitt character would simply tweet: "Here's another topless Instagram. Enjoy!"

Though she's not my favorite character and is, in fact, one of the worst characters to appear on TV, I imagine Janeway's Facebook feed to be full of "Well, lost again" and "Should have taken that left turn at the Vostegye station oops" and "MOAR COFFEE."

Okay greenlit thread coming out.

"Suck my cock"
"It felt good slapping the shiat out of Joffrey"
"It felt really good slapping Joffrey again"
"Man, I wish you could all slap Jeffrey"
- Tyrion Lannister

The characters off the Walking Dead already do this. :)