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The My Little Pony Killer: Obnoxious, inconsequential crap, just like all the rest of Twitter's userbase.
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hornstar: @MosEisleyTrooper22 shiat. I think those *were* the droids I was looking for SoFired #DontTellDarth@MosEisleyTrooper22 HA! Some douche w/droids pretndng 2 b a Jedi tried 2 get all mind-tricky w/me @ the checkpoint today. Let him thru just 4 kicks #WhateverPal@MosEisleyTrooper22 RT@CantinaStormer Driods, droids, everywhere! Be on the lookout for a gold and white pair! #alittlebitfruity@MosEisleyTrooper22 "Let me see your identification", "Let me see your identification", etc, etc..I'm boring MYSELF. Whatever. Next guy with a good story gets thru@MosEisleyTrooper22 WTF? How many wamp rats are there in this damn place?! They're as big as a freaking exhaust vent! #sogross #callorkin@MosEisleyTrooper22 On 'droid' duty again. Yay me. Call Dunhausen a 'handmaiden' for those stupid blaster earrings and get sent 2 Tattoine 4ever
hornstar: @MosEisleyTrooper22 shiat. I think those *were* the droids I was looking for SoFired #DontTellDarth
penthesilea: Does Stephen Colbert's account count as a tv character's account?TV: There are some damn funny dalek accounts on twitter like @DalekThay. And a Season 8 of Star Trek TNG @TNG_S8 is just bizarre.
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