Counter_Intelligent: Go on...
Fabric_Man: It's getting difficult for vice squads to launch effective stings without at least hitting third base. It used to be that getting a hooker to agree to a sex act in exhange for money on tape was all you needed. The problem is a lot of hookers nowadays don't speak English, so much of the negotiation happens with body language.
Theaetetus: In the Dec. 2, 2011, case of the detective who kissed the prostitute's breasts, he argued it was not a policy violation since he had no control over her placing her breasts in his face. The review board disagreed, saying the kissing was a voluntary act on the detective's part. The board said the detective committed "conduct unbecoming." A spokesman for the Policeman's Union disagreed, explaining that his conduct led to a direct result of coming.
fred_chan: She fell onto my penis! What was I supposed to do?!
AgentBang: [www.infobarrel.com image 500x366]Amateurs.
cig-mkr: Almost every other country in the world has already done this.
TrancePI: I'm more amazed that SLC, Utah has massage parlors and prostitutes at all. That's the real story here...
mhd: cig-mkr: Almost every other country in the world has already done this.Actually, a pretty small subset:Austria, Bolivia, Colombia, Côte d'Ivoire, Ecuador, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Latvia, Mexico, Netherlands, New Zealand, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Senegal, Switzerland, Turkey, Uruguay, Venezuela
JackieRabbit: CSB: when I was a teenager, there was a notorious massage parlor in my hometown. The police decided that the happy finishes had to go before the community was hopelessly corrupted. So one day, the owner of the parlor was busted. She went to court and, though she had pleaded not guilty to prostitution, she confirmed all the allegations that the three arresting detectives had leveled against her. The judge asked her how many times had the detectives visited her establishment to collect evidence. She told him that collectively, they had been in some 60 times in the previous three months. Did they receive any happy finishes? Why, yes, each time and not just from handjobs and not just from the girls. The judge dismissed the case and called it entrapment. A few years later, state investigators audited the police evidence room and found some 200 lbs of pot was missing. Cops have the best dope!
Sock Ruh Tease: AgentBang: [www.infobarrel.com image 500x366]Amateurs.He was outnumbered.
Unsung_Hero: Technically, Canada. It's a legal occupation, you just can't have an office or advertise, or have a spouse or roomate.
cig-mkr: Actually, it's a lot more then you think
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