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(OK Magazine)   World's saddest iPhone app lets you date, kiss and move in with computerised versions of boy band One Direction   (ok.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-05-14 10:45:53 AM
Who in the f*ck wrote this article, and how did it ever get published? 13 YEAR OLD GURLS LOLZ
 
2012-05-14 11:02:28 AM
Bet you didn't see that sh*t coming, did ya Isaac Asimov?
 
2012-05-14 12:39:46 PM
♫"Everyone else in the room can see it"♪
 
2012-05-14 12:41:28 PM
Well, they're definitely sending pop music on One Direction...
 
2012-05-14 12:43:34 PM
"date, kiss, contract koala chlamydia from and move in with"

You skipped a pretty important step there, subby...
 
2012-05-14 12:53:42 PM
Japan has us beat again.

I might be wrong but I believe this game is also the one where you bring it along to real-life locations and have in-game events with your "companion." There is even a paid service to have the virtual girl send you emails. Despite that there's no sex in the game, but it's only a matter of time before there is a crossover between this and Artificial Girl/Real Kanojo/*insert one of 9,000 other 3d sex games*

/heehee
//insert
 
2012-05-14 12:56:41 PM

DannyJunior: Who in the f*ck wrote this article, and how did it ever get published? 13 YEAR OLD GURLS LOLZ


I'm more scared of the people who would use this who aren't 12-14 year old girls.
 
2012-05-14 01:11:04 PM
And this is why phones have a vibrate setting.
 
2012-05-14 01:18:51 PM
How can it be said if it makes someone happy?

/tears of joy
 
2012-05-14 01:21:56 PM
Sort of like having Marky Mark be your Tamagotchi.
 
2012-05-14 01:27:08 PM
Seems pretty silly to laugh at teenage girls when everyone knows full well the geeks would be lining up if they made one of these with Princess Leia/7 of 9/Tali.
 
2012-05-14 01:35:35 PM
WTF? The whole article reads like a pop-up ad/Facebook post.
 
2012-05-14 01:50:16 PM
Yes, but the world's COOLEST iphone/ipad app will actually pour you a beer at Oktoberfest.


Link
 
2012-05-14 01:50:51 PM
...Wand Erection?
 
2012-05-14 02:20:08 PM
Meh. My daughter was having big time problems. Listening to Eminem, getting in fights.
After a while and a little help, she's straightened her act and listens to these guys. She and many others could do worse.
They're basically this generations Monkeys. Harmless.
I have no bad things to say about the band.
But ya, if you're not a girl under 15 and have this, seek help.
 
2012-05-14 02:26:40 PM
If I were to create an app like this to "date" the girl in my biology lab, things would get all courty and words like "obsessive" and "restraining order" would start getting thrown around.
 
2012-05-14 03:25:38 PM
Not cool story bro/

Whilst enjoying the free steak at Heartbreakers on Saturday, one of the fine professional dancers danced an engaging number to this One Direction group. I was rather perplexed and stilghtly disturbed.

/Not cool story bro
 
2012-05-14 03:54:30 PM
I want the app where you can make them fark each other in a big, sweaty, sparkly, pile of man-meat.
 
2012-05-14 04:26:27 PM
A new iGay app, you say? Do tell!
 
2012-05-14 05:24:48 PM
CSB: At grandparents' yesterday. Saw my preteen cousin roll her eyes when she mentioned her friends who are all obsessed with One Direction, just before putting on some Beatles on the stereo. Seems there's still hope for the next generation.

Anyway, if iphones existed 15 years ago, there'd be apps like this for the Backstreet Boys. And Nsync. and 98 Degrees. And probably several dozen other copycat boy bands at the time.

/The mere fact that I remember 98 degrees existing makes me cringe.
 
2012-05-14 05:57:50 PM

peachpicker: "date, kiss, contract koala chlamydia from and move in with"

You skipped a pretty important step there, subby...


Every time I listen to that podcast it makes me giggle. Between that and the dolphin it's a perfect pick me up no matter when.
 
2012-05-14 06:35:04 PM

poot_rootbeer: ...Wand Erection?


For realz: I had to explain the joke of the Glee student's group name to my lady, when the first time I watched that show and heard it I started laughing hard. She had seen the first two seasons and didn't notice it. I guess that says something about each of us.
 
2012-05-14 06:55:35 PM
I'm heading in only one direction after reading this...the sink. To expel my stomach contents.
 
2012-05-14 07:55:18 PM
Love back to back repeats....
 
2012-05-14 09:06:32 PM
World's saddest iPhone app lets you date, kiss and move in with computerised versions of boy band One Direction

It will be purchased by the real version of boy band One Direction.


/and, yes, Asimov did see this coming

//and he predicted sexting back in 1956
 
2012-05-14 11:13:45 PM
Hypothetically...and because a friend wants to know...are the controls big enough to use with a penis?
 
2012-05-15 08:02:37 AM

Zombie DJ: Meh. My daughter was having big time problems. Listening to Eminem, getting in fights.
After a while and a little help, she's straightened her act and listens to these guys. She and many others could do worse.
They're basically this generations Monkeys. Harmless.
I have no bad things to say about the band.
But ya, if you're not a girl under 15 and have this, seek help.


Expect the Monkess actually wrote songs, played instruments, weren't made in a lab by Simon Cowell, and didn't ejaculate in each other's hair.
 
2012-05-15 08:04:34 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: Expect the Monkess actually wrote songs, played instruments, weren't made in a lab by Simon Cowell, and didn't ejaculate in each other's hair.


3 out of 4 ain't bad....
 
2012-05-15 08:09:46 AM
I would totally give it up for Stephen Fry. Stephen, if you're ever in Canada, call me!
 
2012-05-15 09:56:24 AM

Nuclear Monk: Hypothetically...and because a friend wants to know...are the controls big enough to use with a penis?


They're big enough for the penis of anyone that likes One Direction..
 
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