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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Creepy: Finding two dead bodies while you're flying a kite. Really Creepy: They are wearing raincoats, lead masks, and carrying a note about taking pills and waiting for something to happen   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 111
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2012-05-14 12:00:45 PM  
Papa?
 
2012-05-14 12:06:30 PM  
So Fark is reporting "news" articles from the year after I was born? Yes, it's not news, but wow, is this ever not news.

It sounds like the beginning of one of those horror video games.
 
2012-05-14 12:36:47 PM  
The only items found next to their bodies were two towels, a bottle of water, and a note

www.ozsticker.com
 
2012-05-14 01:11:13 PM  
At least link to the Cracked.com list of top ten unexplained deaths that mentions this.
 
2012-05-14 01:12:30 PM  
Awesomest kite-flying day EVER!
 
2012-05-14 01:13:51 PM  
Have you heard what they said on the news today
Have you heard what is coming to us all?
That the world as we know it will be coming to an end
Have you heard, have you heard?
 
2012-05-14 01:16:37 PM  
Bad trip, man.
 
2012-05-14 01:16:41 PM  
Its amazing that finding two dead bodies while flying a kite doesn't constitute as being 'really creepy' in the Fark world.
 
2012-05-14 01:16:53 PM  
sharetv.org

I know nothing of this

/hot
 
2012-05-14 01:17:20 PM  

dahmers love zombie: So Fark is reporting "news" articles from the year after I was born? Yes, it's not news, but wow, is this ever not news.


You must have hated history class.
 
2012-05-14 01:17:44 PM  
I thought it had happened AGAIN, and more recently, because yeah that would be creepy.

/old news is old
 
2012-05-14 01:18:04 PM  
Did he poke them with a stick?
 
2012-05-14 01:18:38 PM  
Awww jebus. I wish they would put dates on the memos for the ritualistic suicides. This is the 3rd that I missed this month. Is it so hard to put on it Friday 5/4 at 6pm instead of "next friday". If I do not get around to reading it until Tuesday the 1st, I will be there on the 11th.
 
2012-05-14 01:19:24 PM  
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Swallow capsules, after effect protect metals wait for mask signal.
 
2012-05-14 01:21:01 PM  
What kind of kite?
 
2012-05-14 01:21:29 PM  
Maybe the guys were up on a ethereal spaceflight in a UFO from an alternate universe.

"Thank you XJ833B for the wonderful tour. Our bodies are right over there. Hey what the shiat! Where did they go?"

Damn kids, always meddling. Just stick to your kite flying, you curious little fark.
 
2012-05-14 01:21:52 PM  
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2012-05-14 01:23:32 PM  

pag1107: At least link to the Cracked.com list of top ten unexplained deaths that mentions this.


I first heard about this in a book of unexplained things before the internet existed. Why didn't cracked give that book any credit?
 
2012-05-14 01:24:04 PM  
Better photo of Brazilians

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-14 01:24:22 PM  

IAmRight: What kind of kite?


Dude, that's not politically correct. Call them "Jews".
 
2012-05-14 01:24:54 PM  
Possible while the two "gentlemen" were waiting for the mothership (eventually dying of sort of chemical poisoning), that some human someone stumbled upon the dead bodies and picked their wallets. It wasn't like they were going to need money where they were going anyway.

As for the rest...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
GBB
2012-05-14 01:28:01 PM  
I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't they take the BLUE pill?
 
2012-05-14 01:28:10 PM  
Ooh, I love David Lynch films. When's this one coming out?
 
2012-05-14 01:29:52 PM  
The two men were avid UFO enthusiasts and they hill that they were found on was an alleged UFO hot spot. Maybe they were trying to contact aliens. Why that takes pills, lead masks, and raincoats, however, remains a mystery.

I think that it would be obvious.
 
2012-05-14 01:30:12 PM  
Why were they flying jews?
 
2012-05-14 01:31:02 PM  
Nice picture of people waiting in an airport...
 
2012-05-14 01:31:03 PM  
Never try to hitch a ride with Vogons.
 
2012-05-14 01:31:10 PM  
I see nothing wrong with this.
 
2012-05-14 01:33:25 PM  

elkraf: Why were they flying jews?


They work for El Al?
 
2012-05-14 01:33:41 PM  
They were waiting for this guy.

sector7g-zz9.com
 
2012-05-14 01:33:41 PM  
This goes on my list of "things I want done with my body after I die."

After becoming a zombie, mummy, or ghost (difficult to ensure), but before I'm sent to the taxidermist.
 
2012-05-14 01:34:23 PM  

JohnCarter: Better photo of Brazilians

[t0.gstatic.com image 259x195]


Looks like 8 different types of AIDS to me.
 
2012-05-14 01:38:04 PM  
I would have thought one of you "deep" Farkers would have explained the significance of the items found on and by the bodies. I'll be back later to see who answers the challenge.
 
2012-05-14 01:38:25 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/for some reason, I thought back to this play..
 
2012-05-14 01:39:33 PM  
 
2012-05-14 01:39:43 PM  

GBB: I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't they take the BLUE pill?


Actually I am thinking 'Why oh why did they do two more movies after the first one?"
 
2012-05-14 01:41:24 PM  
The only items found next to their bodies were two towels, a bottle of water, and a note that

I LOVE MY GAY DEAD SON.
 
2012-05-14 01:42:06 PM  

pag1107: At least link to the Cracked.com list of top ten unexplained deaths that mentions this.


Or perhaps someone could post said list here for those who can't/won't go to Cracked.com at work...
 
2012-05-14 01:42:26 PM  

moonage daydream: I thought it had happened AGAIN, and more recently, because yeah that would be creepy.

/old news is old


That was my first thought. I even was somewhat excited to click the link. *sigh*
 
2012-05-14 01:42:47 PM  
That is one of the most poorly written articles I have ever read.
 
2012-05-14 01:43:28 PM  
As if that weren't shocking enough (for most people at least), the men were both dressed in matching suits, water-proof rain coats, and were wearing lead masks.

Ummm...

/ That's good, Dave. But why say North Vietnamese Army regular? Is there an irregular? How about North Vietnamese Army soldier?
 
2012-05-14 01:43:59 PM  
They were rosetta stoned.

/probably killed themselves because they forgot their pen
//shiat the bed again
 
2012-05-14 01:44:03 PM  

ltdanman44: my favorite creepy


Has this been made into a movie yet? If not, I call dibs!
 
2012-05-14 01:44:07 PM  

ObscureNameHere: GBB: I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't they take the BLUE pill?

Actually I am thinking 'Why oh why did they do two more movies after the first one?"


There were two more? Like, direct to DVD sequels or something???
 
2012-05-14 01:46:28 PM  
He write engrish.
 
2012-05-14 01:47:49 PM  
Back in 1966 TV technicians had to wear lead masks because of the X-rays from poorly tuned color television sets.

/genuine made-up fact
 
2012-05-14 01:48:07 PM  

StaleCoffee: He write engrish.


Is that what it was? I could tell due to the crappy rendering by Blogger.
 
2012-05-14 01:49:51 PM  

PYROY: JohnCarter: Better photo of Brazilians

[t0.gstatic.com image 259x195]

Looks like 8 different types of AIDS to me.


Looks like a box of condoms and worth the risk to me
 
2012-05-14 01:49:58 PM  
listverse.files.wordpress.com

Did they all have their balls cut off?
 
2012-05-14 01:50:42 PM  

ltdanman44: my favorite creepy


Mine too... whiskey tango foxtrot.
 
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