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2012-05-14 08:22:30 AM
Yeah, there are a couple members of my family I would like to hunt and shoot. I'm changing my vote. Good move, Mitt.
 
2012-05-14 08:25:38 AM
Pish posh. There's rampant overpopulation in my household, so I can do all three.
 
2012-05-14 08:38:16 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Pish posh. There's rampant overpopulation in my household, so I can do all three.


If there's rampant over-population in your household, it sounds like you've been doing one of them too much as it is.
 
2012-05-14 08:41:04 AM
I bet Mitt's been hunting his household staff for years so this really isn't a big step up for him.
 
2012-05-14 08:44:40 AM

Hershey Highway Patrol: I bet Mitt's been hunting his household staff for years so this really isn't a big step up for him.


He only uses bird shot to give them a sporting chance

/hunts a lot with Dick Cheney
 
2012-05-14 08:47:34 AM
And yet he signed all those anti-second amendment laws as governor of Massachusetts, including the most restrictive assault weapon ban in the nation. Funny, that.

But I'm sure someone will come along and tell me that it's Obama who, despite the several laws he's signed expanding your second amendment rights, is the real gun grabber.
 
2012-05-14 08:47:41 AM
As long as I can have a nice meal before and then scram afterwards.
 
2012-05-14 08:52:14 AM

Aarontology: But I'm sure someone will come along and tell me that it's Obama who, despite the several laws he's signed expanding your second amendment rights, is the real gun grabber.


You can't judge people by their actions. It's what's in their heart that matters.
 
2012-05-14 08:56:51 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Aarontology: But I'm sure someone will come along and tell me that it's Obama who, despite the several laws he's signed expanding your second amendment rights, is the real gun grabber.

You can't judge people by their actions. It's what's in their heart that matters.


I suppose so. After all, Romney talked to the NRA about how pro gun he is, and Romney is nothing if not a man of what words he thinks you want to hear.
 
2012-05-14 08:57:12 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Aarontology: But I'm sure someone will come along and tell me that it's Obama who, despite the several laws he's signed expanding your second amendment rights, is the real gun grabber.

You can't judge people by their actions. It's what's in their heart that matters.



The gut. It's what in the gut.
 
2012-05-14 09:04:53 AM
Wow. If only there weren't already the Second Amendment.
 
2012-05-14 09:16:42 AM
I wonder if Obama is going to troll the paranoid over the 2nd amendment. All it would take is to point out his record(allowing firearms in federal parks) and say something reasonable like "I have no plans to do anything regarding the 2nd amendment in my second term". The crazies would be on the TV box saying its all a ruse and he has planned all along to take yer guns in....derp herp, derp...Then the talking heads would of course point out the Gov. Rmoney signed an assault weapons ban in Mass..Rmoney damn sure doesn't want to spend a lot of time talking about it and it forces him to flip flop and clarify his (newest) stance to his base.

Within a week you have the President making a reasonable statement looking like the adult in the room and a glorious pile of derptastic crap the idiot brigade has spewed all over the interwebs and cable TV.
 
2012-05-14 09:32:27 AM
Ah the most dangerous game of all.

My grandma.
 
2012-05-14 09:44:59 AM
and when you are done, you can tie them to the hood of your car and take a nice family drive.
 
2012-05-14 10:08:55 AM

Hershey Highway Patrol: I bet Mitt's been hunting his household staff for years


Mr. Burns approves.
 
2012-05-14 10:43:35 AM
Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?
 
2012-05-14 10:57:55 AM

SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?


[citation needed]
 
2012-05-14 11:09:41 AM

SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?


No.

---

"We'll join Jim downstream. But first, watch as Father tracks little Johnny..."
 
2012-05-14 11:19:50 AM

SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?


Why do you keep doing what you do? What drives you?
 
2012-05-14 11:28:30 AM

Aarontology: And yet he signed all those anti-second amendment laws as governor of Massachusetts, including the most restrictive assault weapon ban in the nation. Funny, that.

But I'm sure someone will come along and tell me that it's Obama who, despite the several laws he's signed expanding your second amendment rights, is the real gun grabber.


Gee I am guessing you are not a NRA member; I get two reminders a week. Obama Bad, Mitt Good- Donate

National
Republican
Association
 
2012-05-14 11:29:59 AM

sammyk: I wonder if Obama is going to troll the paranoid over the 2nd amendment. All it would take is to point out his record(allowing firearms in federal parks) and say something reasonable like "I have no plans to do anything regarding the 2nd amendment in my second term". The crazies would be on the TV box saying its all a ruse and he has planned all along to take yer guns in....derp herp, derp...Then the talking heads would of course point out the Gov. Rmoney signed an assault weapons ban in Mass..Rmoney damn sure doesn't want to spend a lot of time talking about it and it forces him to flip flop and clarify his (newest) stance to his base.

Within a week you have the President making a reasonable statement looking like the adult in the room and a glorious pile of derptastic crap the idiot brigade has spewed all over the interwebs and cable TV.


I would be surprised if this was not done.
 
2012-05-14 11:30:06 AM
If you do them in that order what are you protecting? Carcasses?
 
2012-05-14 11:30:27 AM
Commas don't kill people

Commas, do.
 
2012-05-14 11:32:01 AM

Cletus C.: If you do them in that order what are you protecting? Carcasses?


From scavengers. Get your own family to eat.
 
2012-05-14 11:32:47 AM

SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?


Didn't Skinnyhead once say he raped his sister?
 
2012-05-14 11:33:09 AM

Mugato: SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?

Why do you keep doing what you do? What drives you?


A1: Because it gets responses, and being a mod is boring.

A2: The short bus.
 
2012-05-14 11:34:10 AM
Subby is a karma whore.
 
2012-05-14 11:35:52 AM

SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?


Yes but later he claimed he did not fill out the questionnaire that it was a staffer who filled it out.
 
2012-05-14 11:36:46 AM
Protecting the right to shoot. You know, just... shoot. At things.

/yeeeehaw!
 
2012-05-14 11:37:49 AM

Mugato: SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?

Why do you keep doing what you do? What drives you?


You do.

/problem?
 
2012-05-14 11:38:15 AM

Wolf_Blitzer: SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?

Didn't Skinnyhead once say he raped his sister?


I'm pretty sure he said he raped his little brother after a particularly grueling GED law exam.
 
2012-05-14 11:38:22 AM
NRA membership fees are now just a tax on the stupid.
 
2012-05-14 11:38:24 AM

Salt Lick Steady: Protecting the right to shoot. You know, just... shoot. At things.

/yeeeehaw!


Just put a bottle of Tannerite behind everything.
 
2012-05-14 11:38:29 AM

Wolf_Blitzer: SkinnyHead: Didn't Obama once say that he wanted to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns?

Didn't Skinnyhead once say he raped his sister?


In 1990. And ditched her body.
 
2012-05-14 11:38:30 AM

Hershey Highway Patrol: I bet Mitt's been hunting his household staff for years so this really isn't a big step up for him.


Mitt did not even own a gun until he decided to run for prez. The man will say or do anything to get elected and repeal those cap gain taxes so he can then retire tax free with a life-time govt benefits package.
 
2012-05-14 11:38:59 AM
Um,

I can already hunt for food, target shoot, as well as protect my family.

Stupid farking Mitt, trying to scare people when their gun rights have not been under attack, and have actually expanded a bit under this president.
 
2012-05-14 11:39:15 AM
OMFG SkinnyHead is Glenn Beck!! WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE
 
2012-05-14 11:39:34 AM
So, he is bringing back Dick Chaney for VP.
 
2012-05-14 11:40:25 AM
Azlefty

Aarontology: And yet he signed all those anti-second amendment laws as governor of Massachusetts, including the most restrictive assault weapon ban in the nation. Funny, that.

But I'm sure someone will come along and tell me that it's Obama who, despite the several laws he's signed expanding your second amendment rights, is the real gun grabber.

Gee I am guessing you are not a NRA member; I get two reminders a week. Obama Bad, Mitt Good- Donate

National
Republican
Association


"Almost all gun control legislation is constitutionally fine. And if the Court is right, then fundamentalism does not justify the view that the Second Amendment protects an individual right to bear arms. "
- Cass Sunstein Regulatory Czar
 
2012-05-14 11:42:02 AM

Mugato: Yeah, there are a couple members of my family I would like to hunt and shoot. I'm changing my vote. Good move, Mitt.


My brother in law lives with us, and it's getting to really be a L-O-N-G time now, but I don't think this will sway my vote to Mitt...
 
2012-05-14 11:42:37 AM
Must be Romney's secret plan to drop unemployment by "culling the herd".

Seriously though, just to troll the right on this subject a little more, he should sign an executive order which somehow expands gun owner's rights. Some token symbol to neutralize a right wing talking point. Something like saying the United Nations has no authority over American citizens gun rights on U.S. soil. That would be priceless.
 
2012-05-14 11:42:54 AM
I don't know if Romney can survive the game here, Obama is a really hard target.
 
2012-05-14 11:43:01 AM

DeaH: NRA membership fees are now just a tax on the stupid.


God, my fundie relatives are constantly pushing me to join the NRA. It doesn't matter what I tell them, they say, "If you don't join, Obama is going to take away your rights!"

And when I tell them he's expanded the right to carry, they just go on a'pushin me to join.
 
2012-05-14 11:43:15 AM
Sounds like a glitch in the panderMitt source code.
 
2012-05-14 11:43:23 AM
Knowing Mitt, he'll flip flop on this any day now and try to claim that he never meant that you could hunt and shoot your own family... Suddenly, he will be PRO-hunting, but ANTI-family killing, stupid flip flopper...
 
2012-05-14 11:43:42 AM

SurfaceTension: hillbillypharmacist: Pish posh. There's rampant overpopulation in my household, so I can do all three.

If there's rampant over-population in your household, it sounds like you've been doing one of them too much as it is.


Sounds like he skipped the hunting and shooting and went straight to the mounting.
 
2012-05-14 11:45:51 AM

Mikey1969: Mugato: Yeah, there are a couple members of my family I would like to hunt and shoot. I'm changing my vote. Good move, Mitt.

My brother in law lives with us, and it's getting to really be a L-O-N-G time now, but I don't think this will sway my vote to Mitt...


Um... why doesn't he live with your sister?
 
2012-05-14 11:47:36 AM

meat0918: Um,

I can already hunt for food, target shoot, as well as protect my family.

Stupid farking Mitt, trying to scare people when their gun rights have not been under attack, and have actually expanded a bit under this president.


He and the teabaggers are part of the reason why ammo is so freaking expensive. Pisses me right of.
 
2012-05-14 11:48:39 AM

JusticeandIndependence: Commas don't kill people

Commas, do.


media.giantbomb.com


They do look kind of dangerous
 
2012-05-14 11:51:17 AM
That's super, Mitt, but we can do all those things without your plutocratic ass in the White House.

Got anything else?
 
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