Old Man Winter: Anyway,even if we had not been beaten into submission,we would not, and do not protest against gay anything. In fact flaming gays had special rights in the tribe. They were like state-sanctioned Perez Hiltons allowed to troll anyone in the tribe.

Well, I phrased it badly, I was more going for "they aren't vocal about much of anything in regards to gays or sticking their nose in your business or anything else". Many tribes have their own problems to worry about, and technically they're sovereign anyways, so why the hell do they care?

/Iroquois

ZeroCorpse: Because this is perhaps the one religion on Earth that has members who have been the most brutalized by every other religion, especially Christianity.

The Jesus Cult has brutalized untold numbers of "heathens" and utterly exterminated many, many religions by murdering every single believer and destroying all they held sacred.

If you're arguing the Lakota's Buffalo Calf Woman Cult is "the most brutalized" surviving religion because it still persists as a remnant, I doubt the few other remnant religions that survived persecution by the Jesus Cult would cheerfully concede such point.

/I realized it would be unfair to call the Lakota religion a cult without doing the same to the assholes who piously destroyed it.
//Gonna start referring to Christianity as "the Cult of Jesus," because it is.

siyuntz: If you want the rough estimates, here ya go:

Jews killed in holocaust: ~6,000,000
Native Americans killed in western expansion: ~100,000,000

I'm not saying we shouldn't condemn genocide in all it's ugly forms, but I feel that Americans really need to be aware of the ugliness of our history. And that's without even bringing up slavery.

[citation needed]

/please

Silly Jesus: Hunters are, by and large, farking idiots.

weak, troll harder!

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siyuntz: If you want the rough estimates, here ya go:

Jews killed in holocaust: ~6,000,000
Native Americans killed in western expansion: ~100,000,000

The population of North America in 1500 was approximately 4 million people. If every single Indian who lived between 1500 and 1900 was murdered by Europeans, it still wouldn't amount to 100,000,000 people.

Ow! That was my feelings!: Silly Jesus: Hunters are, by and large, farking idiots.

weak, troll harder!

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I would have gone with:

Link



Puny troll.

Noticeably F.A.T.: Dude, just let him have his strawman. No, it's not very good, but it's the only one he has.

And it's awesome because it has a macho jack-off boner.

siyuntz: ...Native Americans killed in western expansion: ~100,000,000...Americans really need to be aware of the ugliness of our history....

Natives, while pointing to the ugliness of someone else's history, shouldn't ignore their own either.

There were tribes whose entire identity was based on raiding; with all the slaving, gang-raping, torture-murdering, kidnapping, destruction and theft such a lifestyle entails. There were tribes who forged their identity on relentless warfare that went back so far nobody remembered what they were actually fighting over. Some tribes were happy to ally with the whites because they'd been so terribly brutalized and impoverished by neighboring tribes for generations.

It's no more fair to presume every native was a meek, cooperative victim than it's fair to presume every white was a bloodthirsty sociopath.

If either side's cause was so entirely pure and just, there wouldn't have been so many folks playing for the other team.

Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: Most "hunting" is not a real farking "hunt."

testosterone fueled macho adventure
macho
jack off
boner

I've met a handful of asshole hunters too, but I think you're mentally projecting a level of fetishization way beyond the norm.

Yup.

/my uncles who hunt all started hunting because their family needed the food
//we still make good use out of the meat but it's more enjoyment and less necessity now
///I still don't get sport fishing, though. As fun as it is to land something you're fighting, eh...
////Or canned hunts.

Noticeably F.A.T.: Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: Most "hunting" is not a real farking "hunt."

testosterone fueled macho adventure
macho
jack off
boner

I've met a handful of asshole hunters too, but I think you're mentally projecting a level of fetishization way beyond the norm.

Dude, just let him have his strawman. No, it's not very good, but it's the only one he has.

He went off the rails but has a point. Shooting a deer is about as manly as beating up a 5 year old.

jst3p: Sorry guys, I know it looks like a dick move but this is going to make an awesome blanket!


"He opened allot of hearts and he opened a lot of minds," said Arby Little Soldier.

Now I am thinking Arby's.

I'm more disturbed by someone thinking "allot" is the right spelling in that context.

browntimmy: Shooting a deer is about as manly as beating up a 5 year old.

So is starving to death when you could be eating venison.

browntimmy: Noticeably F.A.T.: Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: Most "hunting" is not a real farking "hunt."

testosterone fueled macho adventure
macho
jack off
boner

I've met a handful of asshole hunters too, but I think you're mentally projecting a level of fetishization way beyond the norm.

Dude, just let him have his strawman. No, it's not very good, but it's the only one he has.

He went off the rails but has a point. Shooting a deer is about as manly as beating up a 5 year old.

You might be right.

tommydee: So is starving to death when you could be eating venison.

To amend, so is eating store-bought meat because you think it grew up in plastic packages.

Endive Wombat: FLMountainMan: I thought the consensus on Fark was that all religions are ridiculous and their followers idiots. Why should we care about this?

Because this is not about religion. This is a hate crime through and through. The same reaction would be elicited if an all back church was burnt to the ground and the parking lot and pastors house were spray painted with the words "GTFO Ni**ers"

Why would they use asterisks? You think they forgot what was supposed to where the g's are and just use them as place holders?

WHY WOULD HE "EYES" YA. IF "HE WAS *ONLY* A CAT"???

SOMETHING IS MISSING

Hickory-smoked: I'm going wild boar hunting with some friends next month, but only because they're delicious. At no point are we going to whip our dicks out.

So, you'll be peeing in your pants, then?

Just out of curiosity, will you be using spears? Now THAT is super-sporting.

siyuntz: Old Man Winter: Anyway,even if we had not been beaten into submission,we would not, and do not protest against gay anything. In fact flaming gays had special rights in the tribe. They were like state-sanctioned Perez Hiltons allowed to troll anyone in the tribe.

Heh, yup. There is even a word for them, but I can't think of it right now.

For us the word is "winkte." One thing they did was hand out vulger knicknames to uppity folk. Most translate into ones we could all recognize; man boobs, lard ass and jerk-off are some I have read. The only difference was they were treated as Word-of-God names and everyone friend and foe would call you by them, at least till you got a new one that stuck.
The idea was not to piss them off too much.

But it was delicious.

Silly Jesus: Hunters are, by and large, farking idiots.

Grilled up some dove over the weekend and I'm going to enjoy some elk chili at lunch, so I'm getting a kick....

Wayne 985: I'm more disturbed by someone thinking "allot" is the right spelling in that context.

Considering that they got it right later in the quote, I'd just call it bad reporting/editing.
Also FTFA, "would have turned one years old"

Sigh.

If that white calf and its mother were so important, then why didn't they have a 24-hour armed guard?

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Silly Jesus: Hunters are, by and large, farking idiots.

Troll is trolling, but responsible hunters and sport fisherman have done a f--k of a lot as far as preserving habitats and wild areas go. Both historically and currently.

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Can't think of a hunter worth a damn who would slay a domesticated animal either. That's not a f--king "hunt".

A-Farking-Men.

Oh, and just to add to the confusion...

From SJ's profile:

Account created: 01/20/2012
Submitted Links approved: 20

/Really?
/Date suggests Troll account.

Silly Jesus: I have a good bit of Bison that I shot last summer in the freezer. My elk is about to run out though. In the garage freezer all I have left is some venison and bass. Dove is too much of a pain in the arse to prepare for the amount of meat.

Nice, your freezer is better stocked than mine, but I missed out on deer season last year. :(

Dove is a PITA, but since I did all of the initial prep work, the actual filleting and bacon/jalapeno wrapping is done by someone else.

/Yeah, de-breasting and de-boning is labor intensive
//But it's made easier w/4 ppl working in assembly-line fashion
///And there's fark-all to do at night where we dove hunt anyhow

spectrek

If that white calf and its mother were so important, then why didn't they have a 24-hour armed guard?

I presume they couldn't afford one, and/or they did not anticipate that someone would do such a thing.

Somebody got the Top Spot on my SARS Blanket list.

Zatx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/hot

This right here is what I came for

great white buffalo...

RobotSpeaksFlowers: WTF is "memorialize"?? And I though "burglarize" was asinine......

this is not the buffalo I'm looking for.

Andulamb: There is something wrong with a person who sees something rare and beautiful and their first impulse is to kill it.

There are lots of people who don't regard other living things as anything other than nuisances, food, or trophies.

tekmo: ZeroCorpse: Because this is perhaps the one religion on Earth that has members who have been the most brutalized by every other religion, especially Christianity.

The Jesus Cult has brutalized untold numbers of "heathens" and utterly exterminated many, many religions by murdering every single believer and destroying all they held sacred.

If you're arguing the Lakota's Buffalo Calf Woman Cult is "the most brutalized" surviving religion because it still persists as a remnant, I doubt the few other remnant religions that survived persecution by the Jesus Cult would cheerfully concede such point.

/I realized it would be unfair to call the Lakota religion a cult without doing the same to the assholes who piously destroyed it.
//Gonna start referring to Christianity as "the Cult of Jesus," because it is.

Sorry, nope. Cult of Dolla Bills, Cult of funny hats and dudes in dresses maybe. If we had a mystic order devoted to JC they wouldn't be living at the Vatican that's for sure.

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Never forget!

Jake is awesome, my gf used to babysit for his daughter.

I get the impression this is a variant of the Tall Poppies Syndrome or Tall Grass Syndrome. First of all the Tall Poppies/Grass Syndrome is the habit that truly mediocre/inadequate people have to cut exceptional people down to size. If someone else is rich/famous/talented/smart/gifted in any way, there are invariably people who will want to cut them down to size. In other words, they want to cut them down to their own level.

I think what happened was that some jerkface decided, "Huh. that stupid animal thinks it's so special? I'll show it a thing or two." BLAM BLAM.

This is why we can't have nice things.