FARK.com: (7104174) Tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw and Order, Triple H discusses contract law with Paul Heyman, John Cena hires a divorce attorney, and Senile Vince fires Serena Southerlyn for being a lesbian. 9 PM on USA *DOINK DOINK*

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		Tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw and Order, Triple H discusses contract law with Paul Heyman, John Cena hires a divorce attorney, and Senile Vince fires Serena Southerlyn for being a lesbian. 9 PM on USA DOINK DOINK (withleather.uproxx.com)		1654
		More: Interesting, Triple H, Monday Night Raw, Senile Vince, Paul Heyman, John Cena, John Laurinaitis, Serena Southerlyn, Brock Lesnar

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EyeballKid		2012-05-14 05:11:17 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Also how many people will Kane kill in the first hour having just found out about Ron Paul's withdrawal from the campaign?

That and Goldust is gone. That Kane just can't get a break!

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-05-14 05:12:17 PM

robsul82: Representative of the unwashed masses: Also how many people will Kane kill in the first hour having just found out about Ron Paul's withdrawal from the campaign?

RUN ZACK RUN

What's this? Zack has a dead battery in his rental? What horrible luck!

DarkPascual		2012-05-14 05:12:18 PM

styckx: Smiths: this crap gets a greenlight before Hockey.

The TNA thread sank in the ratings so Drew had to cut the placement budget for the RAW thread.

TNA always farkin shiat up.

Fire Russo!!! clapclapclapclap
Fire Russo!!! clapclapclapclap
Fire Russo!!! clapclapclapclap
Fire Russo!!! clapclapclapclap

/oh, wait...

hobblekitty		2012-05-14 05:12:59 PM

meow said the dog: You might have noticed something of the man who is being called Mr. Damian Sandow. What you might have noticed of him is that he is the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background. You also might notice that he says that others are very welcome when he is speaking. Now if you are the person who has read the postings of me in the past you will notice two things about me and that is that I am the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background and also that I tell people they are welcome very much oftentimes. You will then see this connection and for those of you who do not realize I was the person who created the character of Mr. Sandow several years ago but at the time the person we were going to have play this individual was Kevin Fertig. Unfortunately Mr. the Fertig is the idiot and could not comprehend the lines he was given.

Also if you make the comparison to Mr. Lanny Poffo then you are the mistaken person just like those who think I am the alternative of the other and am doing the emulation of the Borat character of the cousin of autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen. You see Mr. Sandow was not meant to be the effeminate time which is what Mr. Lanny Poffo was so you have not the legs to stand on. No Mr. Sandow is simply based on me but with the penis.

pbr107.photobucket.com

hobblekitty		2012-05-14 05:18:56 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: Representative of the unwashed masses: Also how many people will Kane kill in the first hour having just found out about Ron Paul's withdrawal from the campaign?

RUN ZACK RUN

What's this? Zack has a dead battery in his rental? What horrible luck!

Quick Zack, change the battery!!

/where the hell did Lesnar get a cock rocket from?
//cooooooooooock ROCKET!!

robsul82		2012-05-14 05:19:30 PM

Make sure all your tires are properly inflated PRIOR to getting to the arena, Zack!

Gunny Highway		2012-05-14 05:19:38 PM

Did anyone see Border Wars? If so how was it?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-14 05:22:57 PM

robsul82: Make sure all your tires are properly inflated PRIOR to getting to the arena, Zack!

Dammit, Zack, only use GM Approved Dex-Cool coolant in the radiator!

eagles95		2012-05-14 05:23:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: eagles95: CommiePuddin: The divorce angle is already written.

????? was that the right gif?

Yes.

Brock's pyrotechnic ejaculation destroyed Cena's marriage.

i assumed that but this being the fWc i can never be sure. Plus the lack to ponies so far is not to my liking.

img.ponibooru.org

thats better

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-14 05:23:55 PM

robsul82		2012-05-14 05:24:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Make sure all your tires are properly inflated PRIOR to getting to the arena, Zack!

Dammit, Zack, only use GM Approved Dex-Cool coolant in the radiator!

No matter what happens, Zack, it is NOT a good idea to stop everything and take a shower!

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-05-14 05:27:51 PM

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Make sure all your tires are properly inflated PRIOR to getting to the arena, Zack!

Dammit, Zack, only use GM Approved Dex-Cool coolant in the radiator!

No matter what happens, Zack, it is NOT a good idea to stop everything and take a shower!

Come on Zack, just this once pay the extra money for the car with keyless entry and ignition!

robsul82		2012-05-14 05:32:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-14 05:32:53 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Make sure all your tires are properly inflated PRIOR to getting to the arena, Zack!

Dammit, Zack, only use GM Approved Dex-Cool coolant in the radiator!

No matter what happens, Zack, it is NOT a good idea to stop everything and take a shower!

Come on Zack, just this once pay the extra money for the car with keyless entry and ignition!

Zack, that AAA card will more than pay for itself compared to the hospital bills.

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-14 05:35:52 PM

Drew Mcintyre dirty scot!!!

styckx		2012-05-14 05:35:57 PM

Tease for Chynas new pr0n is out: Link NSFW (even though I think it's ok) but proceed with caution. Eye bleach not required.. Yet...

Dougie AXP		2012-05-14 05:37:06 PM

Sup my forever lonely friends.

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-14 05:40:23 PM

"Off The Air, What WWE doesnt want you to see" video series. Your 4th wall will be destroyed and you may never see WWE in the same way again....Cole and Lawler LOVE to bash Tony Chimel..LOL

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-05-14 05:42:29 PM

Dougie AXP: Sup my forever lonely friends.

Just like every other week, longing for the touch of a human female that I am not related to. Yourself

Gunny Highway		2012-05-14 05:44:30 PM

Today is our favorite broskis birthday!

cdn2.sbnation.com

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-14 05:46:59 PM

Gunny Highway: Today is our favorite broskis birthday!

[cdn2.sbnation.com image 450x300]

Really?

Well, I sense a humiliation on tonight's RAW.

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-05-14 05:47:13 PM

Gunny Highway: Today is our favorite broskis birthday!

[cdn2.sbnation.com image 450x300]

4.bp.blogspot.com

Just read the news. It may not be a 'happy birthday' after all.

VvonderJesus		2012-05-14 05:53:29 PM

P-Money All $tar: "Off The Air, What WWE doesnt want you to see" video series. Your 4th wall will be destroyed and you may never see WWE in the same way again....Cole and Lawler LOVE to bash Tony Chimel..LOL

The Tony Chimel parts are my favorite.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-14 05:55:54 PM

VvonderJesus: P-Money All $tar: "Off The Air, What WWE doesnt want you to see" video series. Your 4th wall will be destroyed and you may never see WWE in the same way again....Cole and Lawler LOVE to bash Tony Chimel..LOL

The Tony Chimel parts are my favorite.

Congratulations That may be the first time that particular combination of words has ever been uttered.

Dougie AXP		2012-05-14 06:00:33 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Dougie AXP: Sup my forever lonely friends.

Just like every other week, longing for the touch of a human female that I am not related to. Yourself

Same...stuck going thru the Diry site that P$ posted trying to see if I'm on it...booya

VvonderJesus		2012-05-14 06:01:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: VvonderJesus: P-Money All $tar: "Off The Air, What WWE doesnt want you to see" video series. Your 4th wall will be destroyed and you may never see WWE in the same way again....Cole and Lawler LOVE to bash Tony Chimel..LOL

The Tony Chimel parts are my favorite.

Congratulations That may be the first time that particular combination of words has ever been uttered.

He's such a doofus, it's hard not to laugh at him.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-05-14 06:02:18 PM

Gunny Highway: Today is our favorite broskis birthday!

[cdn2.sbnation.com image 450x300]

Who's the douche with R2-D2?

Captain Steroid		2012-05-14 06:04:48 PM

For your preshow entertainment...

i1182.photobucket.com

FinFangFark		2012-05-14 06:17:05 PM

I'm out tonight, gotta take the niece out for her birthday.

Please hold down the fort tonight fellas...for I shall return.

FFF

Dougie AXP		2012-05-14 06:20:57 PM

I HATE YOU P$!

I can't stop on Dirty

styckx		2012-05-14 06:23:10 PM

Captain Steroid: For your preshow entertainment...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 75x100]

i52.photobucket.com

jayhawk88		2012-05-14 06:26:41 PM

I know this is a wrestling thread, and perhaps there's not much interest in such things, but at least one Elisabeth Röhm pic is deserved, right?

img2.bdbphotos.com

meow said the dog		2012-05-14 06:27:48 PM

meow said the dog		2012-05-14 06:28:29 PM

LAUGHTER OL sorry but this was the wrong thread for the picture I have just posted. Although someone can possibly make this picture relevant.

nyrkah1		2012-05-14 06:30:06 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL sorry but this was the wrong thread for the picture I have just posted. Although someone can possibly make this picture relevant.

We're all about to watch Raw. There may not be a MORE appropriate picture.

FinFangFark		2012-05-14 06:30:18 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL sorry but this was the wrong thread for the picture I have just posted. Although someone can possibly make this picture relevant.

give it time...it'll be a bad Raw, so our time will be raped, that's for sure.

FinFangFark		2012-05-14 06:30:57 PM

nyrkah1: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL sorry but this was the wrong thread for the picture I have just posted. Although someone can possibly make this picture relevant.

We're all about to watch Raw. There may not be a MORE appropriate picture.

JINX!

Farktologist		2012-05-14 06:32:15 PM

CommiePuddin: The divorce angle is already written.

I don't know what I was expecting from that link, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't that.

sid244		2012-05-14 06:33:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Smiths: this crap gets a greenlight before Hockey.

[i6.photobucket.com image 538x700]

i290.photobucket.com

nyrkah1		2012-05-14 06:34:01 PM

FinFangFark: nyrkah1: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL sorry but this was the wrong thread for the picture I have just posted. Although someone can possibly make this picture relevant.

We're all about to watch Raw. There may not be a MORE appropriate picture.

JINX!

Great minds (and fools who keep watching Raw) think alike.

I'd like to think we're the former, but sadly I know we're the latter.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-14 06:38:45 PM

jayhawk88: I know this is a wrestling thread, and perhaps there's not much interest in such things, but at least one Elisabeth Röhm pic is deserved, right?

[img2.bdbphotos.com image 454x568]

She's probably the second hottest Law and Order OG babe, but she was a horrible fit for the role. She seemed like she was saying a bunch of stuff she didn't understand in the least.

Now, the hottest L&O Classic chick...

images.askmen.com

eddievercetti		2012-05-14 06:47:37 PM

Gunny Highway: Today is our favorite broskis birthday!

I can see it now, Zack will meet his crush, the Party of Five chick and before things get happy, Ace, Eve, and Kane will bury him into oblivion

styckx		2012-05-14 06:48:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: jayhawk88: I know this is a wrestling thread, and perhaps there's not much interest in such things, but at least one Elisabeth Röhm pic is deserved, right?

[img2.bdbphotos.com image 454x568]

She's probably the second hottest Law and Order OG babe, but she was a horrible fit for the role. She seemed like she was saying a bunch of stuff she didn't understand in the least.

Now, the hottest L&O Classic chick...

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

i52.photobucket.com

rubertidom		2012-05-14 06:49:49 PM

Since it's early I'm gonna ask a lurker question: why do we call Triple H "Triple Gagne?"

Is there a lost of fWc memes anywhere? I'm at work during Raw so lurking the threads is how I stay caught up, but it's kind of hard to gather everything after the fact.

/thanks
//no peas

irishman4		2012-05-14 07:01:02 PM

eddievercetti: My Vista keeps freezing so once again, off to the laptop and no Yotes game to switch over to. Yay.

/Do I take my desktop to Geek Squad?

Get rid of Vista at all costs

Dougie AXP		2012-05-14 07:05:12 PM

slamjack		2012-05-14 07:06:53 PM

irishman4: eddievercetti: My Vista keeps freezing so once again, off to the laptop and no Yotes game to switch over to. Yay.

/Do I take my desktop to Geek Squad?

Get rid of Vista at all costs

This.

TheManofPA		2012-05-14 07:08:42 PM

So, are we going to discuss the HIMYM finale in this thread? It might be good until we get pissed that they cop out on showing the mother AGAIN

wippit		2012-05-14 07:09:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [www.wwe.com image 640x359]

*DOINK DOINK*

I'll see your *DOINK DOINK*, and raise you two more.

cdn.bleacherreport.net

*DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK*

Dougie AXP		2012-05-14 07:10:37 PM

TheManofPA: So, are we going to discuss the HIMYM finale in this thread? It might be good until we get pissed that they cop out on showing the mother AGAIN

WHINE MOAR!

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