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(With Leather)   Tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw and Order, Triple H discusses contract law with Paul Heyman, John Cena hires a divorce attorney, and Senile Vince fires Serena Southerlyn for being a lesbian. 9 PM on USA *DOINK DOINK*   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 1654
    More: Interesting, Triple H, Monday Night Raw, Senile Vince, Paul Heyman, John Cena, John Laurinaitis, Serena Southerlyn, Brock Lesnar  
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2012-05-14 06:10:55 AM  
www.wwe.com

*DOINK DOINK*
 
2012-05-14 09:14:59 AM  
"raw and order?"

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-14 11:26:11 AM  
10 years ago to this day the WWF officially became the WWE
 
2012-05-14 11:47:47 AM  

cman: 10 years ago to this day the WWF officially became the WWE


Much to the dismay of panda fighting enthusiasts worldwide.

p2cimages.co.uk
 
2012-05-14 12:20:49 PM  
So any tech gurus here know how to convert a ".MTS" file to a file type that is playable on windows media player 11 for XP?

And on topic:

I hope Cena takes his ex to the cleaners with that prenup
 
2012-05-14 12:25:42 PM  

Dougie AXP: So any tech gurus here know how to convert a ".MTS" file to a file type that is playable on windows media player 11 for XP?

And on topic:

I hope Cena takes his ex to the cleaners with that prenup


Google VLC

The only easy solution is for you to do that, or install CCCP (search google for CCCP Codecs)
 
2012-05-14 12:40:57 PM  

cman: Dougie AXP: So any tech gurus here know how to convert a ".MTS" file to a file type that is playable on windows media player 11 for XP?

And on topic:

I hope Cena takes his ex to the cleaners with that prenup

Google VLC

The only easy solution is for you to do that, or install CCCP (search google for CCCP Codecs)


Thanks! I'll look into that. Appreciate it.
 
2012-05-14 01:11:07 PM  

cman: Dougie AXP: So any tech gurus here know how to convert a ".MTS" file to a file type that is playable on windows media player 11 for XP?

And on topic:

I hope Cena takes his ex to the cleaners with that prenup

Google VLC

The only easy solution is for you to do that, or install CCCP (search google for CCCP Codecs)


Are we bringing back Nikolai Volkoff? I mean I know the WWE sucks right now for tag-team action, but that's pretty desperate.

i149.photobucket.com

Volkoff "Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз!"

Iron Shiek "Iran #1, Russia #1, USA hack-ptooey...Hogan, Im going to suplex you and then do the camel clutch and then break you're back, f*** you in the ass, and make you humble."
 
2012-05-14 01:28:40 PM  

cman: Dougie AXP: So any tech gurus here know how to convert a ".MTS" file to a file type that is playable on windows media player 11 for XP?

And on topic:

I hope Cena takes his ex to the cleaners with that prenup

Google VLC

The only easy solution is for you to do that, or install CCCP (search google for CCCP Codecs)


Yes, VLC, though I recently found UMplayer and I like its interface better.
 
2012-05-14 01:31:03 PM  

cman: 10 years ago to this day the WWF officially became the WWE


Nope.

May 5, not May 14.
 
2012-05-14 01:37:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: 10 years ago to this day the WWF officially became the WWE

Nope.

May 5, not May 14.


Their brand name switched on May 5th. Their company didn't until May 14th. Here is the source.
 
2012-05-14 01:42:08 PM  

cman: FirstNationalBastard: cman: 10 years ago to this day the WWF officially became the WWE

Nope.

May 5, not May 14.

Their brand name switched on May 5th. Their company didn't until May 14th. Here is the source.


From the article...

A new logo reflecting the name change was introduced on WWE's top-rated television show RAW(R) on TNN at 9 p.m. (ET) on May 6th.

And that's what counts. Your headline didn't go green. Deal with it.
 
2012-05-14 01:43:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: FirstNationalBastard: cman: 10 years ago to this day the WWF officially became the WWE

Nope.

May 5, not May 14.

Their brand name switched on May 5th. Their company didn't until May 14th. Here is the source.

From the article...

A new logo reflecting the name change was introduced on WWE's top-rated television show RAW(R) on TNN at 9 p.m. (ET) on May 6th.

And that's what counts. Your headline didn't go green. Deal with it.


lol, whatever, dude
 
2012-05-14 01:52:35 PM  

cman: FirstNationalBastard: cman: FirstNationalBastard: cman: 10 years ago to this day the WWF officially became the WWE

Nope.

May 5, not May 14.

Their brand name switched on May 5th. Their company didn't until May 14th. Here is the source.

From the article...

A new logo reflecting the name change was introduced on WWE's top-rated television show RAW(R) on TNN at 9 p.m. (ET) on May 6th.

And that's what counts. Your headline didn't go green. Deal with it.

lol, whatever, dude


Hey, the website and name used on TV was WWE on May 6. Doesn't matter what the company was called on wall street, they were "officially" WWE as soon as the name changed on TV.
 
2012-05-14 01:57:31 PM  
The Devils take precedence over Raw & Order tonight, hopefully I'll be chipper and cheerful when I pop in during intermissions.
 
2012-05-14 02:17:10 PM  

robsul82: The Devils take precedence over Raw & Order tonight, hopefully I'll be chipper and cheerful when I pop in during intermissions.


Fark your devils. I hope the rangers rape them until Marty cries like his brother in law did after the affair.

/Fark the rangers too
//go flyers-west...err..go kings!!
 
2012-05-14 04:01:28 PM  
You might have noticed something of the man who is being called Mr. Damian Sandow. What you might have noticed of him is that he is the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background. You also might notice that he says that others are very welcome when he is speaking. Now if you are the person who has read the postings of me in the past you will notice two things about me and that is that I am the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background and also that I tell people they are welcome very much oftentimes. You will then see this connection and for those of you who do not realize I was the person who created the character of Mr. Sandow several years ago but at the time the person we were going to have play this individual was Kevin Fertig. Unfortunately Mr. the Fertig is the idiot and could not comprehend the lines he was given.

Also if you make the comparison to Mr. Lanny Poffo then you are the mistaken person just like those who think I am the alternative of the other and am doing the emulation of the Borat character of the cousin of autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen. You see Mr. Sandow was not meant to be the effeminate time which is what Mr. Lanny Poffo was so you have not the legs to stand on. No Mr. Sandow is simply based on me but with the penis.
 
2012-05-14 04:02:51 PM  

meow said the dog: You might have noticed something of the man who is being called Mr. Damian Sandow. What you might have noticed of him is that he is the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background. You also might notice that he says that others are very welcome when he is speaking. Now if you are the person who has read the postings of me in the past you will notice two things about me and that is that I am the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background and also that I tell people they are welcome very much oftentimes. You will then see this connection and for those of you who do not realize I was the person who created the character of Mr. Sandow several years ago but at the time the person we were going to have play this individual was Kevin Fertig. Unfortunately Mr. the Fertig is the idiot and could not comprehend the lines he was given.

Also if you make the comparison to Mr. Lanny Poffo then you are the mistaken person just like those who think I am the alternative of the other and am doing the emulation of the Borat character of the cousin of autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen. You see Mr. Sandow was not meant to be the effeminate time which is what Mr. Lanny Poffo was so you have not the legs to stand on. No Mr. Sandow is simply based on me but with the penis.


Rumor has it that Lanny Poffo could blow himself.
 
2012-05-14 04:09:51 PM  

meow said the dog: You might have noticed something of the man who is being called Mr. Damian Sandow. What you might have noticed of him is that he is the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background. You also might notice that he says that others are very welcome when he is speaking. Now if you are the person who has read the postings of me in the past you will notice two things about me and that is that I am the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background and also that I tell people they are welcome very much oftentimes. You will then see this connection and for those of you who do not realize I was the person who created the character of Mr. Sandow several years ago but at the time the person we were going to have play this individual was Kevin Fertig. Unfortunately Mr. the Fertig is the idiot and could not comprehend the lines he was given.

Also if you make the comparison to Mr. Lanny Poffo then you are the mistaken person just like those who think I am the alternative of the other and am doing the emulation of the Borat character of the cousin of autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen. You see Mr. Sandow was not meant to be the effeminate time which is what Mr. Lanny Poffo was so you have not the legs to stand on. No Mr. Sandow is simply based on me but with the penis.


fWc is through the looking glass
 
2012-05-14 04:12:15 PM  
FLYIN' BRIAN PILLMAN
 
2012-05-14 04:13:02 PM  
My Vista keeps freezing so once again, off to the laptop and no Yotes game to switch over to. Yay.

/Do I take my desktop to Geek Squad?
 
2012-05-14 04:13:27 PM  
AL-I-MONY

CLAP CLAP


dont let us down Pittsburgh
 
2012-05-14 04:14:07 PM  
OK, that just guarantees a cluster come Gredunza time.
 
2012-05-14 04:17:07 PM  
"Big Night tonight Monsoon!"

"You bet Brain! Live from Pittsburgh! A star packed show that will have them literally hanging from the rafters!"

"That's not why Monsoon!"

"It isn't?"

"Hell No! Diablo 3 unlocks in mere hours!"

"I was wondering why you had your monkey-skull codpiece on..."
 
2012-05-14 04:18:42 PM  
i210.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 04:20:39 PM  

eagles95: AL-I-MONY

CLAP CLAP


dont let us down Pittsburgh


The divorce is a work. Or will be. Vince will make sure of this. We will learn that what happened here was that John Cena was having the sexual relationship with the drug addled sister of CM the Punkster at the funeral of the mother of Jerry Lawler.
 
2012-05-14 04:23:02 PM  

meow said the dog: You might have noticed something of the man who is being called Mr. Damian Sandow. What you might have noticed of him is that he is the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background. You also might notice that he says that others are very welcome when he is speaking. Now if you are the person who has read the postings of me in the past you will notice two things about me and that is that I am the extremely intelligent person with the scholarly background and also that I tell people they are welcome very much oftentimes. You will then see this connection and for those of you who do not realize I was the person who created the character of Mr. Sandow several years ago but at the time the person we were going to have play this individual was Kevin Fertig. Unfortunately Mr. the Fertig is the idiot and could not comprehend the lines he was given.

Also if you make the comparison to Mr. Lanny Poffo then you are the mistaken person just like those who think I am the alternative of the other and am doing the emulation of the Borat character of the cousin of autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen. You see Mr. Sandow was not meant to be the effeminate time which is what Mr. Lanny Poffo was so you have not the legs to stand on. No Mr. Sandow is simply based on me but with the penis.


Sandow thinks that Booker T does not care for him. He wasn't completely sure because he didn't have a Gibberish-to-English dictionary
 
2012-05-14 04:26:20 PM  
Also, do we take a shot every time a Diablo 3 or Max Payne 3 commercial plays?
 
2012-05-14 04:32:42 PM  
Wow, super early RAW thread on Fark.. Meanwhile, Vince will finish writing RAW at 8:59
 
2012-05-14 04:32:42 PM  
Since it's a good four and a half hours away, here's a video of My Little Pony violence to the tune of Geto Boys' "Still"...

...because why the hell not?
 
2012-05-14 04:35:29 PM  
Oh, for those who aren't Office Space aficionados, that song is almost obnoxiously NSFW.
 
2012-05-14 04:38:29 PM  
this crap gets a greenlight before Hockey.
 
2012-05-14 04:39:52 PM  

Smiths: this crap gets a greenlight before Hockey.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-14 04:39:59 PM  

eddievercetti: Also, do we take a shot every time a Diablo 3 or Max Payne 3 commercial plays?


I've been playing Max Payne 3 for a few days now on the Xbox.
Game is horrible for hangovers. Simply horrible.
Sunday, after the Caps' loss I did a few chapters.

Big mistake, as I had my hangover exacerbated and was downing Excedrin.

When art imitates life, they say.
 
2012-05-14 04:42:52 PM  

eddievercetti: My Vista keeps freezing so once again, off to the laptop and no Yotes game to switch over to. Yay.

/Do I take my desktop to Geek Squad?


You say fark it and install the consumer preview of Windows 8 (or just buy Windows 7)
 
2012-05-14 04:43:15 PM  
So, I passed on Pittsburgh because in the end:
A) The clusterfark that was last week
B) It's all about the game

I'm only going to be disappointed if Pitt pulls a Philly and GOES NUTS with divorce related jokes. INCREDIBLY mean, but it would be fun awkward.

Off to put mulch outside, we'll be back after these messages.
 
2012-05-14 04:48:55 PM  

robsul82: The Devils take precedence over Raw & Order tonight, hopefully I'll be chipper and cheerful when I pop in during intermissions.


I will be at the Sox game this evening.
 
2012-05-14 04:50:59 PM  

Smiths: this crap gets a greenlight before Hockey.


The TNA thread sank in the ratings so Drew had to cut the placement budget for the RAW thread.

TNA always farkin shiat up.
 
2012-05-14 04:53:28 PM  
Trying to think of really nasty divorce-related chants. The Alimony one is really good.

Also, I want a storyline out of this. Anger. Groupies. Meltdowns. Tarnished image. The whole thing!

Okay, no I don't, but we're probably getting a really crappy one anyway.
 
2012-05-14 04:55:28 PM  

Anarchangel: Trying to think of really nasty divorce-related chants. The Alimony one is really good.

Also, I want a storyline out of this. Anger. Groupies. Meltdowns. Tarnished image. The whole thing!

Okay, no I don't, but we're probably getting a really crappy one anyway.


I doubt you'll ever see shiat from it on TV. Vince has to be walking on eggshells about that divorce possibly tarnishing the image of the choosen one.
 
2012-05-14 04:57:00 PM  
"Ever been married Brain?"

"Yep, worst fifteen minutes of my life."
 
2012-05-14 04:58:05 PM  
Also how many people will Kane kill in the first hour having just found out about Ron Paul's withdrawal from the campaign?
 
2012-05-14 04:58:29 PM  

TheManofPA: Off to put mulch outside


Do you not have the rain?
 
2012-05-14 05:01:14 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Also how many people will Kane kill in the first hour having just found out about Ron Paul's withdrawal from the campaign?


*Ron Paul's campaign gets hit by a car*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O OO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !
 
2012-05-14 05:02:18 PM  

styckx:
I doubt you'll ever see shiat from it on TV. Vince has to be walking on eggshells about that divorce possibly tarnishing the image of the choosen one.


No doubt. But I wouldn't be too certain about it staying off TV. Vince has a tendency to milk something for whatever it's worth, even if he didn't have a direct hand in it. Piped in crowd noise over YES! chants while selling the damn t-shirt is just a recent example.

If the crowd and Twitter start making Cena's divorce part of the show, Vince will make it part of the storyline. It's that simple.

...but I do agree with you that he'd prefer to have no mention of it on his programs.
 
2012-05-14 05:04:56 PM  
 
2012-05-14 05:06:01 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Also how many people will Kane kill in the first hour having just found out about Ron Paul's withdrawal from the campaign?


RUN ZACK RUN
 
2012-05-14 05:08:04 PM  

CommiePuddin: The divorce angle is already written.


????? was that the right gif?
 
2012-05-14 05:09:24 PM  

eagles95: CommiePuddin: The divorce angle is already written.

????? was that the right gif?


Yes.

Brock's pyrotechnic ejaculation destroyed Cena's marriage.
 
2012-05-14 05:10:30 PM  

eagles95: CommiePuddin: The divorce angle is already written.

????? was that the right gif?


Yeah, you gotta use your imagination a little bit, or I approached it wrong.

I'll have something better by show time. Or I'll Benoit myself. Or just watch the Reds game instead. One of the three.
 
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